Heartbreaking Discovery
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Ted Kennedy has been diagnosed with a cancerous brain tumor.
The 76-year-old was rushed to the hospital this past weekend with what family members thought was a stroke but ended up being a seizure caused by the malignant growth in his brain.
Malignant gliomas are a type of brain cancer diagnosed in about 9,000 Americans a year — and the most common type among adults. It's a starting diagnosis: How well patients fare depends on what specific tumor type is determined by further testing.
Average survival can range from less than a year for very advanced and aggressive types — such as glioblastomas — or to about five years for different types that are slower growing.
So sad.
Our thoughts and positive energy go out to the Senator and his family.




If that idiot George Bush was half the politician that Teddy is, this country would not be mired in an economic slump with inflation rising along with gas prices, and a serious housing slump. He was an eloquent statesman, probably the last great one. George Bush is just a foul mouthed, bumbling lazy fuckoff. I'll miss the great Teddy
Are you all stupid? You don't think being happy that someone is dying is bad karma? You can't just pick and choose when to be a decent human being.
We're all going to die of something.
Kennedy is a great Senator for the state of Massachusetts, and for the U.S. He knows how to fight for those who have little power, and he loves this country. I hope he pulls through.
He's a murderer! Plus he's lived a long enough life! I'm sick of hearing about this, they put this on the news during my soap!!
Re: bitter?? –
If I got a disease its probably what I caught from fucking your mom you ignorant asshole. ooo now you have to resort to "Oh, the list of accomplishments are sooooooooooooo uber long" I can't name them yadda yadda and more BS and smoke and mirrors.
See the reason you can't name them is because its all BULLSHIT. For someone who claims to be so proud, wouldn't you want to discuss the man's great accomplishments, go ahead name some, I dare you!! I think I should fear more the ignorance that you seem to be filled with.
Sorry I can't recognize this Fat Fuck's special snowflake status. Enlighten me, oh that's right, you have to resort to imaginary greatness and fictional accomplishments to defend your point. You should sell tickets to your imagination. Or you could always just put your mom back on the corner. Either way. (Her blowjobs could be better)
"If stupidity were a religion, you would be its chief god"
This is very sad. I never really liked him after he killed that woman and got away with it, though.
Wonder if he'll come visite me in Cuba for his surgery and treatment. Hey, it's free down here. I know he believes in socialized medicine for all Americans. I'm sure he believes in it for himself. After all, he feels so bad for the poor as he sips his gin at his mansion in Mass.
Oh, with all the sadness, we need to balance it with some good news like….hmmmmm…..Pres. Dubya chokes to death on a McNugget; bucktooth Condi Rice slips and fall to her death in a sewer; Big Dick Cheney's heart explodes like the 'alien' burst out of his chest; Laura Bush chokes to death on J.C. Watts' black cock. You know, some happy and uplifting news! Keep hoping!
good riddance, he let that woman drown in his car. i hope he suffers to his last breath.
I let Ted K fuck me in the ass and it was great!! He was a great man and I love him. I appreciate all the good he did for this country. Even though I am a retarded, ignorant cunt, he loved me, just like he loved all the idiots of this earth. GOD BLESS TED KENNEDY!!
Oh gimmee a fucking break. This guy is a murdering pile of shit! I hope he rots in hell. Do your homework Perez. Douche fucking Alert!
Karma is a bitch, isn't it Ted? Well I hope you suffer for quite some time and think long and hard about all the lives you have either ended or jacked up beyond repair. You've made your bed, now you have to lie in it!! Have fun burning in HELL!!!!!
Die you bastard. We don't want you here anymore in TAXACHUSETTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously Perez, you really are a douchebag. Your hero is a murderer and a coward. At least now we know what a dumb ass you are as well ! Stay out of intelectual subject matter and keep your fist in Teddy's ass ! Yes, your dog Teddy as well !
My best friend is battling a brain tumor right now…wouldn't wish the struggle on anyone. He'll be in my prayers.
A little payback for Mary Jo Kopechne and the Chappaquiddick. He's the white OJ. Look it up kiddies.
that's horrible, but remember Mary Jo Kopechne? yeah, the girl he killed.
ps. that photo looks so edited.
For those of you bringing up Laura Bush, I'll explain the difference. First, Laura Bush was not drunk. Kennedy was driving under th influence. Laura was a young, unmarried woman. Kennedy was an established politician carrying on an affair. Lastly, Laura Bush didn't try to cover it up like Ted did. Ted left her to die a slow death, drowning in his car in the river. He left the scene and went to sleep without telling a soul what happened. Does that clear it up for you?
Mary Jo would be alive today had he reported the accident to the authorities immediately. He had the ability to save her and he CHOOSE NOT TO. He chose to do nothing. Had this happened to anyone without money or family connections, they would have been rotting in jail. He is a murderer. Having an accident after driving drunk is a horrible, horrible mistake. Leaving the scene without calling the cops while your mistress drowns to death in the front seat is something a little worse than a "horrible mistake". It's murder. Look up manslaughter if you don't believe me.
I agree it's wrong to wish cancer on him and I'm not reveling in his tragedy. But I think I'll save my prayers for someone a little more deserving, Mary Jo and her family. May she rest in peace.
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thank you and fuck all the bitter bitches and cunts of the GreedyOldParty
Re: crying girl – We are not in an economic slup dip shit. A revession needs 2 quarters of negative growth and we have not had that. Also please not that the GDP has grown, we are having personal recession….that is all. So before making a blanket statement like that, I would educate yourself instead of sounding like a government educated dolt !
Re: Mary Jo –
Good One!!!!!!!!
1 point for Mary Jo
0 for Teddy
Re: laura – …And conservative right-wingers are responsible for the effed-up war we're in and the tyrannical Patriot Act and against gay marriage and stomping on the Constitution and all sorts of other Nazi-like stupidities.
You're right, Laura, you can tell the liberals from the conservatives here. Stick to serving soup to the poor to make yourself feel better, and please don't run for public office or we're all in trouble.
Senator Kennedy has endured tragedy in his life too. Miss Laura, please don't judge him so. You have a lot to learn. And to all the people here who have posted about their loved ones having the same brain tumor issue, bless you.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.
couldnt have happened to a nicer guy. Karma sure took a long time with this one. Hes an anti-american douche that needs to be out of office!
Fuck Ted Kennedy! That asshole murdered someone and got away with it! Brain cancer is justice! It is about time karma caught up with him. It's just sad that he got to live into his 70's unlike the poor girl he left at the bottom of the lake! Now if only karma would catch up with OJ…
I just read that Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor. He had a seizure the other day and they say he survived because he got immediate medial attention.
Ted Kennedy drove his car off the bridge in Chappaquiddick at 11:15 p.m. (The nearest cottage was 400 feet away). He went miles away from the scene to a friend’s house. At 8:00 a.m. the following morning, some fisherman found the submerged car. Ted Kennedy nor anyone else had called the accident in yet. So, for at least nine hours, Ted Kennedy did nothing to help Mary Jo Kopechne. He didn’t call the accident in until after one of his friends saw tow trucks with flashing lights headed in the direction of the accident. He survived his seizure because someone helped him immediately. Too bad he wasn’t as considerate of Mary Jo Kopechne.
I have NO sympathy for him.
Hope he can swallow his big karma sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Yoda – What about the rights of the girl he left to die after driving his car into a lake? He didn't do a whole lot for her rights. Fuck him. His death can't happen fast enough!
Re: katty –
OMG, Hillary, is that you???? Have the Right Wingers gotten you too???? Yeah next you'll be claiming that Repubs gave him cancer out of spite. So I guess by your logic anyone who doesn't think Teddy's great is in on it with the right wing conspiracy huh???
Truyly your stupidity is amazing. And speaking of the Nazi's isn't your attitude the same.
Either your with us, or your agaisnt us??? Isn't that about right?? Your logic is amazing and filled with such bullshit. You truly live up to the Ignorant Cunt of the month club. Enjoy your membership.
YEAH! If he dies (lets hope he does) then Mass will have a chance to rid itself of the corruption!!!! Now all we need is Menino and Patrick out of office and we will be douche free! The Kennedy's brought that shit on themselves. They are not good people.
Its called KARMA!!!!
Umm…heartbreaking???? No, Perez. I'd call if KHARMA! This man is corrupt and dishonest. Don't want anyone to suffer, but just can't find any sympathy here…
Re: thank god! – Amen! Love you, mean it!
Ted Kennedy drove his car off the bridge in Chappaquiddick at 11:15 p.m. (The nearest cottage was 400 feet away). He went miles away from the scene to a friend’s house. At 8:00 a.m. the following morning, some fisherman found the submerged car. Ted Kennedy nor anyone else had called the accident in yet. So, for at least nine hours, Ted Kennedy did nothing to help Mary Jo Kopechne. He didn’t call the accident in until after one of his friends saw tow trucks with flashing lights headed in the direction of the accident.
He survived his seizure because someone helped him immediately. Too bad he wasn’t as considerate of Mary Jo Kopechne. I have NO sympathy for him.
My dear Ted:
I'm waitting for you after you left me in the botton of the ocean to die. I wonder why you left me there, then went to a motel, had a good nice sleep and next day reported the accident to the police. I feel bad for the brain tumor, it must be a drag, but beleive me, it will not be better that drowning.
After finding the news about your sickness I asked God if there is a place for you in heaven and he told me that there is special place for people like you. No heaven, no hell. Kind of a lake without light were you will be forever wet.
He will prob. be the 1 in a billion that make a full recovery. That's how life works. So my heart goes out to the children that are suffering with the same thing! God bless everyone who is sick with cancer!
While this is sad and I feel bad for him regardless of what he did in his past…I have to wonder if Perez would feel so heart broken and send positive energy if this was a Republican…probably not.
I want to know what the fuck is wrong with Perez that he has sympathy for this murderer? What the fuck is wrong with PEREZ that is he so out of touch with reality to offer sympathy to a man who left MARY JO to die alone, submerged in that car. Perez will attack celebrities who are mentally ill or chronically depressed, but he will offer support and sympathy to a scum bag with no conscience?
Perez, you are seriously in need of therapy. You are mean spirited to those who actually deserve mercy and kind to those who don't. I don't know what your problem is, but you are going to suffer the same BAD KARMA fate because you are a cold hearted asshole who has no compassion to those deserving of it. Ted is going to die and rightfully so, he has a BAD KARMA TUMOR.
Well this is certainly a shocker…brain tumor? I mean who knew??
At least we know he's safe from ever having a heart attack….or drowning.
Good riddance Commie loser.
Re: Washingtonian – That's Bullshit! Kennedy's legislation and voting record is nothing short of atrocious. There's no telling how many people committed suicide due to the financial straights he put them in. He takes money from one family who earned it to give it to another family who didn't earn it. Were's the fairness stupid liberal assholes?
oh well now his son will have to carry the Kennedy eff up torch alone, burn in hell you drunken murderer!!!!!!!
Re: dijhili – First of all, try checking your spelling. Bad spelling is the 1st indicator that you are stupid. Second is that you think we are not in a slump. If you like paying $4.00 for gas, if you think that the housing crisis does not exist, if you ignore the fact that retailers are reporting negative growth, and on and on, then go ahead and believe what you want. Intelligence is the ability to see the truth from the facts presented to you, even if it's not exact. That is why you are an idiot.
In 1969, Edward Kennedy drove a car off a bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha's Vineyard. Kennedy managed to escape but his passenger, campaign worker Mary Jo Kopechne, drowned in the submerged car. Kennedy left the scene of the accident and did not call authorities until the following day. Kennedy pled guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and received a suspended sentence of two months in jail.
Muah-hahahahaha!
Hell is finally getting ready to take back one of it's demons!
About freaking time!
Re: Washingtonian – Yeah he could be in the private sector as a lobbyist but he chose the more lucrative route - being a Senator and taking payoffs from the lobbiest to pass legislation detrimental to the American People. Get a clue stupid liberal!
Re: katty – Oh Katty, I'm sure you think that I am a Republican and actually you're wrong, and guess what I do feel better, because I know that truth and I know history. Unlike you who seems to believe everything that Michael Moore says in his movies and all the other celebrities and Kennedys. You have no clear understanding of what the war is about and I have three brothers who are over there fighting for your dumbass. Stomp on that one! You'll probably be voting for the muslim, or even better the woman who is for the people, and survived sniper gunfire in Bosnia. You're so trendy Katty. Good job on proving that liberal democrats are as dumb as the right believes. Did I mention that I do feel good about the type of American I am? I am a good person, and I do, do a lot for my country, butu you keep it up. Hey maybe you'll run for office because you are so smart and so politically correct. Katty 09!
"I am the owner of my karma .
I inherit my karma.
I am born of my karma.
I am related to my karma.
I live supported by my karma.
Whatever karma I create, whether good or evil, that I shall inherit."
The Buddha
My thoughts and prayers are with the Senator and his family. This guy has been a true American hero.
what is all this talk about karma? does that mean that most of you white crackers are going to die because of slavery? if karma is true then most of you racist bastards should have brain cancer..oh that's right..karma is only for some people..not you
was it the tumor that made him back Obama?
im confused as to why this is sad. he is a very bad man. i think this is called KARMA. perez i think you should read up on what he has done in his past, like murder, rape, adultry and other things.
but anyway
i love you perez :]
Poetic Justice
God be with him. Prayers to his family!
Re: Is It Me – Are you kidding me? By the way I am also Black and you are an idiot. Were you a slave? You're owed nothing and you deserve nothing from that. You should be ashamed of yurself, quit bringing it up. I'm sure your family has sat on their ass long enough blaming slavery.
Re: laura – I hope all your brothers get blown to pieces by our bombs!!
Unfortunately, Mary Jo Kopechne never got the chance to grow old.
What do you know. Something else I don't care about. Dear Ted, Drop Dead!
Re: MASSACHUSETTES VOTERS SUCK –
DO YOU THINK MASSACHUSETTS REALLY LIKES HIM. THEY VOTED FOR HILLARY ENOUGH SAID. TRUST ME EVERYONE IN MASS OTHER THAN THE MEDIA IS NOT SO IN LOVE WITH HIM!
Why, why, oh why, couldn't it have been Hillary?
Start up the Oldsmobile, except this time Mary Jo gets to drive! Enjoy Hell fat Ted. Mumble Hi to all the other murderers as you svck Satan's c0ck!
one word…karma
re: IS IT ME
you can thanks us later, otherwise you and your family would have already starved to death or been killed by black on black crime. Your welcome!
Re: mmkay – I can't believe I'm about to defend Perez - but he has very publicly stated that he is supporting Hilary Clinton - a democrat - so your comment makes no sense.
um perez you dumb fuck. he's a MURDERER
Re: Rhonda – Racist bitch!
Not like this has not already been said, but HOOORAY!! May he burn in hell.
Re: Is It Me – Racist asshole!
Fat Perez should stick to blowing his dog and stay out of politics! Oh, and Perez is a fake homo - he's putting on for the web.
that's the kind of tumor that meredith and derek are testing in grey's anatomy!
this is so sad.
that sucks but does anyone remember CHAPPAQUIDDICK??? he's old and he's lived a long life but what about the woman he killed in the accident?
Re: Is It Me –
I think all the white crackers who owned slaves have already died…
Heartbreaking my ass. He lived a long life unlike Mary Jo Kopechne. I'm sure she would have liked to have had a life.
He can die a painful death and go to hell for all I care.
Re: Janae – My kind of girl! Get him Janae!
OUR TAXES KEEP CLIMBING & THE BULK OF TEDDYs $$$$$$$ IS KEPT OFF SHORE!!! THE KENNEDS ACT LIKE THEY COME FROM AN ANCIENT PEDIGREE. THE TRUTH HOWEVER IS FAR DIFFERENT.. PA PA KENNEDY WAS A COMMON CROOK & A RUM RUNNER TO THIS DAY, ANY CASE OF RUM THAT ARRIVES IN THE U.S. of A. CARIES A KICK BACK $$$$ FOR THE KENNEDs.!.!.! EACH & EVERY BOTTLE !!!!!!!!!
Re: DIE SLOWLY BUT SURELY … – Got any proof of that? I'm all for exposing this bastard but comments are useless without proof.
Re: Educate yourselves. – Yes you are so right re the public service the Senator has done. He would not have had to.
I agree with all the nasty comments on Teds Past and would have rather seen him in jail than in the Senate. I feel he still owes us that BUT this man has a real rough road ahead that even the worst do not deserve. I personally am going to consider his slate is even and will add him and his family to my prayers.
GO HILLARY!
Re: Hyde – It was an accident. A terrible tragic accident.
Re MJ K
He named it "John Kerry!"
Re: For Shame – Well said. Unbelievable how classless, ignorant and insensitive human beings can be.
Ted Kennedy is a great man.
Not that I believe this either, but on the flip side, the Last Confessions of Howard E. Hunt throws out the question 'Was Edward Kennedy Framed at Chappaquiddick?' The other two had already been killed. This incident pretty much took care of Ted ever mounting a successful run for president. Actually, no matter how this happened, it gave him the gift of a long life. If it hadn't happened, and he had run, would he have been here today?
Boy that's too bad. A long painful death for the murderer of Mary Jo Kopeckne!
Adios Swimmer!
Karma is a b*tch! Leave a girl to drown and get a brain tumor. Sounds about right.
Awww its about time that Fat Tart Kicked the bucket, he should have died in the drinking and driving murder he did soo long ago!
Re: monkeycox – ya. First of all…my post didn't mention who Perez backs for President anywhere because who he endorses for the 08' election has nothing to do with this. We all know Perez backs Hillary. My point was that if any Republican in general was diagnosed with any disease Perez would probably not be sad about it or be sending positive energy just because they were Republican. I would never wish a brain tumor or any disease for that matter on anyone no matter their political affiliation…that is my point. Because Ted Kennedy is a Democrat it's sad…but if it were a Republican it wouldn't be. It actually did make sense but thanks anyway.
To all you dumbfucks saying "Karma": you're really stupid. The guy is SEVENTY-SIX YEARS OLD. We all die. Does everyone that dies suffer from "Karma" or just the ones you don't like?
THIS SOB HAS DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE TO OTHER PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE, BOTH INDIVIDUALS (LIKE MARY JO KOPECHNE) AND SOCIETY AS A WHOLE, AND FOR SOME REASON IDIOTS KEEP REELECTING HIM.
Does anyone remember that he is a murderer?
Would Ted even have had a career if Chappaquidic scandal had happened in the age of the Internet?
Re: poptart –
You're a typical uneducated jackass. You don't even know what Ted Kennedy has done as a senator. Dumbfuck.
F%$# to all of you that call it karma- IGNORANCE!!!!! I'm in my 20's with brain cancer and NEVER have I done anything intentionally wrong to cause myslef to get cancer of the brain. For those who think karma causes cancer, you're all losers who have no clue what life is about. Good luck.
Do you think any of us regular folks would get the health care Ted's going to get?
Universal Healthcare so Kennedy's and Commoners can be treated the same.
Are all of you fucking stupid? He is a murderer!!!!!
I guess he just learned that payback is a mother fucker. Could not have happened to a more deserving asshole. My only wish is that he suffers. Suffers as much as we have had to with him in office. Suffers as much as that poor woman did in his car. This is great news. Heartbreaking my ass. The day he croaks needs to be a national holiday.
THANK GOD!!!!!
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than get a ride from Ted Kennedy. I can't believe those morons in MA keep putting this immoral bastard in office. Whose next? Micheal Moore? Someone drive this bastard off a bridge!
THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE WAS A HORRIBLE PERSON. THE VOTERS WOULDNT TAKE HIM OUT SO NOW JESUS IS GONNA DO THE JOB, THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: laura – Oh Laura, Laura, Laura. Speaking of dumb people believing everything you are told…you are a prime example.
Re: YES!!!! – I THINK YOU SUMMARIZED THE FEELINGS OF MOST PEOPLE EXACTLY!!!