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She Scares Us!

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

Ali Lohan, from the "normal" family known as the Lohans, was on Letterman last night.

That girl gives us the creeps!

Click here to watch the 43-year-old's appearance.

371 comments to “She Scares Us!”

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  1. kelly2 says – reply to this


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    ROUGH. Hoooooow long has she been a smoker? Crazy eyes.

  2. Love says – reply to this


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    i thought she was cute… but kept repeating over and over "we are just a normal family"… that just seemed kinda bizarre

  3. schluppy says – reply to this


    103

    Re: Christine

    she's a teenager who was obviously quite nervous. I'm sure you would be oh so eloquent being interviewed by Letterman. Gimme a break.

  4. mel says – reply to this


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    Must suck to be the ugly little sis. She is so awkward and you can tell she hates where she is. They are all so dumb. I remember Lyndsay not being able to string a sentence together, and she still can't. Dina must have fucked up their little fetus brains with all the nose candy. Rough!!!!!

  5. faith says – reply to this


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    I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean. UGH!

  6. DR FREEZE says – reply to this


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    WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS !! SHE IS JUST AS ANNOYING & TALENTLESS AS DAVID LETTERMAN// I MEAN TALK ABOUT 14 GOING ON 44 !! SHE SEEMS AS PATHETIC AS HER LOSER SISTER AND HER BASKET-CASE, MONEY & GAME HUNGRY MOTHER DINA AND LOSER CONVICT FATHER !! WHAT IS W/ HER SQUINTING HER EYE BROWS EVERY TIME SHE KEPT REFERRING TO HER FAMILY AS "NORMAL" FAMILY ?? I WISH THEY WOULD ALL JUST DIE OR GO THE FUCK AWAY FOR REAL !!!!

  7. Queenie says – reply to this


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    It is obvious this child wasn't taught manners-yes sir, no sir. She has too much make-up on for a 14-year old, and she is dressed like her mom. And,…what is she famous for?
    It is obvious that her answers were scripted for the sake of the family. Let this child be a child!

  8. What the F**** says – reply to this


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    She has on so much makeup it is crazy. I dont even wear that much and I am in my 30s. The only reason people say things is because she looks like that. She needs to look her age.
    Her mother is such a fame whore and she is turning her daughter into one.

  9. Lauren says – reply to this


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    For those people telling Perez to leave her alone bc she is only 14…umm, HELLO she's on a REALITY SHOW!!! It's not like he's only giving her shit just bc she's Lindsay's sister, she's asking for it!!! If she said "I mean" one more time I was going to throw my computer out the window. She really is a creepy little girl, but she doesn't have to be…14 year olds should not be wearing that much makeup or wearing a damn blazer, for the love!!!

  10. boshra says – reply to this


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    yeah it is scaryy she slooks like 18 or 21 shes weraing alot of make up..i have sister 14 dosent look like that i mean not she ugly but sooo grown upppp

  11. mel says – reply to this


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    Just watched it all the way through ((uuughh)) and heard him call her Lyndsay, on purpose ?? maybe.

  12. alisha says – reply to this


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    what kind of grown people sit on a blog and make fun of a 14 year old little girl… no matter how grown up she sounds!? I think she sounds very level headed and sweet.

  13. AJ says – reply to this


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    Holy shit…she is creepy!

  14. Missy says – reply to this


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    Wow - this just made me really sad and disgusted. She sounds so uneducated and trashy. All the weird facial ticks and "ums" and "yeahs" and "I means" - it's horrific. Clearly, she was schooled only to say "set the record straight" and "normal family;" be yourself and/or proper English was apparently too much to ask. She's trying so hard to be someone else, it's cringe-inducing. I don't agree with young girls being cruel, but she (and her mother and sister and father) is making such a target of herself - she acts WEIRD. And, pfft, what is with the hooker make-up?! She's 14! Chickee has no chance …

  15. Mat says – reply to this


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    So what's your family like?

    "I mean…um…..like"

    What do you like to do in your spare time?

    "I mean…um…like"

    ——-

    I weep for our future.

  16. jaysus says – reply to this


    116

    I lasted 46 seconds.

  17. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Does anyone else find it funny that the band played Master of Puppets when she walked out.

  18. kelli says – reply to this


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    wow. alot of the facial and hand movement she does reminds me so much of lindsey.
    i wonder if anyone will watch this show…..ha.

  19. james says – reply to this


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    Her sister can't act or sing…and this girl wants to be just like her…awesome…

  20. doo dah says – reply to this


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    wow surprising. she is actually likeable.

  21. ja_go89 says – reply to this


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    OK P-NASTY!! not bcuz she speaks fine, and she looks a lil bit mature for her age, and pretty down to earth girl, that mekaes her a 43 year old person. N she should really take some couching for interviews cuz she kept saying "mmm Yeah" that didnt make her sound smart lol

  22. ay mami! says – reply to this


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    You wish you could've looked like this kid back when you were 16. Uh, yeah, I'm ugly too and I wish I could afford plastic surgery to look like Joan Rivers or Pete Burns, and I'm sure you wish you could have something done to that fugly face of yours.

  23. Carolina says – reply to this


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    We’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family…I mean…we’re just a normal family

  24. angie says – reply to this


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    her and lindsay sound so fucking alike.

    i'm 20 and this chick looks older than me!

    disgusting.

  25. I support the war, but not our troops says – reply to this


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    Why did David Letterman allow himself to be used by this family? Can't people like him say "NO" to this fucked up family. I mean…I mean…I mean I had to stop watching this after 1 minute.

  26. paula says – reply to this


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    She is adorable, I love her voice and that hair, its amazing! :)

    I know a lot of girls who are much younger than you can guess, that's not creepy at all. And she is nothing like 43.

    Don't understand what is it wrong with you guys (kommenters), you don't have own brains at all. If Perez says something is creepy, why do you think the same? She is lovely young girl, it's JUST WRONG to say like that.

    You have to start thinking other peoples feelings. It's disgusting how careless people can be about other human-beings.

  27. Hypocrisy says – reply to this


    127

  28. IKAIKA says – reply to this


    128

    you guys are missing it.she got most of her looks from the old man,thats why she's so funky looking

  29. mable says – reply to this


    129

    WHY is she famous?? Why is Dave having 14 year olds on the show who do nothing???

    What is happening to this world?

  30. pdonster2 says – reply to this


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    I DESPISE the Lohans but this one takes the cake. She seriously looks like a middle aged boozer. She's only FOURTEEN?!?

  31. j says – reply to this


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    man voice

  32. NAT says – reply to this


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    SHE NEEDS TO LOOSE THE ACCENT!

  33. kelsey says – reply to this


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    She's going to have wrinkles by the time she's 20 if she keeps wearing that much make-up.

    Also, did anyone notice the way she says "Yeah"? It sounds like she's an old mobster, or something!

  34. sonia says – reply to this


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    she kinda looks like Kristen Davis when she makes certain expressions. what do you think?

  35. r says – reply to this


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    i think she has her mom's old nose

  36. dina says – reply to this


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    so creepy…her "career" will crash and burn before it even gets started……..everyone on the island thinks she and her family are a hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee joke………8th graders should not be allowed to wear that much eyeliner…ughhh

  37. right on man says – reply to this


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    she is totally creepy. i obviously didn't have the life she has when i was 14 - but it's funny, i think my mom actually let me wear mascara (only) when i went to the school dance!! she could be such a pretty girl without the heavy eye makeup - just a little should do just fine.

  38. www.jfratthe.com says – reply to this


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  39. rebecca says – reply to this


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    wow - that was the most boring interview i ahve ever seen. i couldnt even watch the whole thing. i rather watch toast being made. poor dave letterman….that interview was like pulling teeth. that sucks.

  40. ha! says – reply to this


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    he was probably sitting with an erection the whole time he was interviewing her. i wonder if he banged her after the show.

  41. Lauren says – reply to this


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    How ironic is it that he called her Lindsay Lohan at the end? She's EXACTLY like Lindsay… Remember that Leno interview Lindsay did a few years ago where she kept making those awkward facial expressions to detail confusion or disgust? Ali does the same thing…. It's bizarre…. And are we really supposed to believe that she's 14? Or is this just her family trying to get her in the Hannah Montana demographic a.k.a. where it is easier to make billions?

  42. AnnieJ says – reply to this


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    That entire family is too scary for words. They all need to go away……maybe they can hitch a ride with Denise Richards.

  43. cafehead says – reply to this


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    she looks mature, yes, but so what? she sounds charming and ambitious. i've heard similar things come out of jessica parker and madonna's mouths when they were also very young. you are going to cause these young people you gossip about to get into drugs or commit suicide with your abusive and unwarranted BS.

  44. Cassie says – reply to this


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    She's, like, mini-Dina. :)

  45. graceb says – reply to this


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    she sounds just like Lindsay and she makes the same facial expressions…it's annoying how she kept saying "I mean" over and over again

  46. u guys need to quit this says – reply to this


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    please stop bagging on peoples looks/skin/armpits/voices/veins/hands/feet etc etc etc.
    It makes the human race seem so pointless. Are we supposed to feel bad for our natural given characteristics? What exactly has this little girl done to u people to bring on such criticism? She hasn't even messed up yet and ur cursing her for being ALIVE!!!! don't become Perez. just read it..u guys are like his drones he puts about a controversial opinion on a post and like mindless creatures u take the bait and flesh out HIS hate…u become demoraized, he becomes rich….u are enriching his bank account hate less and enrich your own lives.

  47. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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    This looks like a chick I met at JFK in 2003. She was a lawyer and I banged her on our first date… I wonder ?!?!?!?

  48. FIRST TIME EVER says – reply to this


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    Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Perez. That little girl is creepy, she is WAY to over done and made up, you can NEVER say anything about Miley…she is a saint compared to this one. Ali is attention starved and just so superficial and not intelligent sounding. I can't believe her mother is letter her do this so young…she is NOT the same as Lindsay, Lindsay had talent, and was making serious money and movies by that age. Ali is just hoping to find some niche somewhere to be a "star". Cirque Lodge get ready…another Lohan will be there soon!

  49. Nicole says – reply to this


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    8th grade?????

    I am 26 and she looks the same age as I do. If not older!

    That is really a shame.

  50. i said it and i represent it says – reply to this


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    Re: AnnieJ – who are u to see they need to go away? How would u like it if I said "Annie and her family just need to go away" ? Why so mean huh? Don't u have anything good to say about life that u might feel like a loser for wishing some family's demise? i would, and most functioning human beings don't need to remove a family from the surface of the earth so that they can live….we live with people like u on the earth, u can live with her!!!!! try to change before it's too late and ur all about hate.

  51. lisa says – reply to this


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    "uuh, yeah"

  52. /\/\T 3ucket$ says – reply to this


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    I think she looks like Whynona Ryder (sp)

  53. WHAT?!?!? says – reply to this


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    WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MEAN? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS GIRL…SHE IS JUST A LITTLE GIRL! 14 YEARS OLD AND SHE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS TO SLAM HER FOR , YET YOU FOLLOW PIGEZ' LEAD AND DO SO…JUST CUZ. GET A CLUE, SHE IS PRETTY AND SEEMS TO HAVE A GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS…VERY MATURE. SHE HAS HAD TO GROW UP FAST, IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND HAS SET HER EYES ON THE PRIZE…SO GO ON AND BE A HATER LIKE THE JEALOUS LITTLE SCHOOL GIRLS, I WILL PRAY FOR HER TO STAY ON TRACK AND NOT BE AFFECTED BY NEGATIVE PEOPLE LIKE PIGEZ…JERK

  54. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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    Re: MI

    i could not agree more! for someone who has been surrounded by people in show biz since the age of three, she seems like an newbie…but looks old as fuck. i am 25 and look younger than she does….very sad. why hasn't child services caught on to this bull-shit. Dina Lohan is pimping her children like crazy! Isn't that shiz illegal? I feel bad for the Lohan children!

  55. Mel says – reply to this


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    What a sad pathetic excuse for a 14 year old child. This butch little twirp is the makings of another lohan disaster. Way to go Dina, mother of the year.

  56. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Perez you little shit! That girl is just trying to make her own dreams come true. I thought she handled herself very well for her age. She's a young teenage girl that is just trying to find her way. Of course she wants to follow her sisters footsteps ~ she looks up to her. And for you to be negitive about that is wrong. You have to support her after all she isn't her sister and she actually might be a really wonderful person. I'm sure if someone offered you a realty show at that age you would have jumped all over that. Heck you have a website that you get to do that with! Be nicer and try to help influence young people to actually try and acheive their dreams. All you can do is give them advice and help them along the process - who knows she might even look up to you too!

  57. andrea says – reply to this


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    she sounds like she's been a chain smoker for 40 years

  58. raytoot says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone assholes.
    She's only a young girl, and quite charming as well.

  59. B says – reply to this


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    Yeah, well this has been said before, but the problem is entitlement. If she weren't in this family, what do you think her chances would be for getting airtime? Ali and Rumour and Kimbo and the other famewhore children get unbelievable opportunity, whether there's any actual talent or not.

  60. IF THE FAMILY IS SO NORMAL, WHY WOULD WE WATCH? says – reply to this


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    If the family is so normal, why would anyone be interested in watching a snoozefest of a normal family??? People don't watch shows to see normalcy.
    If they really do turn out to be normal, they can kiss their show bye-bye!

  61. solidad says – reply to this


    161

    HER HAIR IS MOTLEY

  62. ellie says – reply to this


    162

    she doesn't have half the charisma of her sister

  63. Anon says – reply to this


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    She's fourteen and she was wearing a crsip white shirt and a black blazer. When she's 40 she'll probably wear Converse and mini skirts.
    Ironic…

  64. When children become bloggers prey says – reply to this


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    Get it a rest people Jesus , this kid is 14 years old dumbfucks. how is she supose to act . You all are some serious losers. Everyday all day your on here just judging people and calling them names and for what.?? Your still miserable loser. nothing has chance Perez…lay off the kids you dickwad. YouR the biggest loser of them all. she 14

  65. Popeye! says – reply to this


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    For someone so "normal," she sure makes strange facial expressions.
    What's with the squinting of the right eye while popping open the left eye?!?
    She looks like a nutbag.

  66. joe says – reply to this


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    why does it look like she has somethin stank on her upper lip?

  67. Mandy says – reply to this


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    she looks and sounds like a tranny!

    lindsay may be messed up but she is WAY prettier

  68. I feel sorry for her says – reply to this


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    14?? Poor thing. She looks like no 14-year old 8th grader at my son's middle school!
    That being said, it is good that Dina held this one off until she was at least in 8th grade….(snark!)

  69. jsquared says – reply to this


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    wasn't that bad
    i mean
    it was bad
    i mean
    i mean imean i mean
    were just a normal family
    haha i mean
    this chick freakin crazy.
    learn how to speak.

  70. Victoria says – reply to this


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    why does she sould like she has been puffing on cigarettes before this interview… either than that… i think she is ok except she sounds completly delouded about her life

  71. lindsee says – reply to this


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    anyone notice the song that the band is playing? it's a tune by 80's metal band, "Twisted Sister."

    think the band was sending a message much?

    she's a twisted sister, all right!

  72. angel says – reply to this


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    she's mean looking. why is she acting ignorant?

  73. malee says – reply to this


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    CREEEPY!!!! she looks like 40 dam and shes only 14 i give it 5 more years there is REHAB!!!! wana be demi moore !!! her voice sounds like a man!!!

  74. Stepherz says – reply to this


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    Wow, she looks a lot like Lindsay. Did Dave really call her by the wrong name? Or was he kidding? LOL, did you see Ali's face when he called her Lindsay? ROFL, that was funny.

  75. terri says – reply to this


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    cut it out PEZ! she's really quite charming! i watched the entire thing looking for something to creep me out…..and it just wasn't happening. she handled herself very, very well and her maturity level is equal to other 14-15yo's that i know. i love her raspy voice; it's the same as lindsay's. i didn't care much or like you much one way or the other before Ali, but YOU GO GIRL! GOOD JOB and GOOD LUCK!

  76. Heather Mills is a TRAMP says – reply to this


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    Her grammer is terrible and she is not at all pretty. Something is wrong with her mouth and teeth. I am sure she will be having tons of cosmetic surgery and dental work.

  77. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    She says "I mean" way too much!

  78. Christine says – reply to this


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    I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean

    GOD, HOW MANY TIMES WAS SHE GONNA SAY "I mean??"

  79. Ashley says – reply to this


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    I don't think she should be exempt from tabloid criticism just because she's 14. I just don't think she's that bad in this specific clip. Honestly, I was expecting much worse. I also don't think she looks that old. She could pass for 23, not 43, which is still pretty weird. She doesn't seem that bad here, just nervous.

  80. RoxX says – reply to this


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    ATTN: Ali Lohan the next money machine, for mommy :)

    Prediction: at 15, commercials, ads, maybe even a hit disney song
    16, rehab
    17, rehab
    18, hasbeen

  81. kate says – reply to this


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    she needs to work on her interviewing skills. she also makes wierd faces!!! wtf??! shes creapy… and she sounds like a boy plus she sounds dumb

  82. meg says – reply to this


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    she is so fucking weird haha. 14 years old seriously?? cut her hair and wipe her face off and maybe she won't look like she's about to go through menopause

  83. Maddie says – reply to this


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    She says, "yeah" and "i mean" ten million times!

  84. booshdag says – reply to this


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    Why was this stupid, little cunt on "Letterman"? She isn't famous, nor is she a celebrity! What the fuck is the world coming to?

  85. Veronica C says – reply to this


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    Awww… perez… don't be so mean :) she does have a really really deep voice, probably contributes to the oldness feeling. Its scary how much she looks, sounds, acts like Lindsay did back in the day… are we ready for a Lohan 2.0 ?!?

  86. JenB says – reply to this


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    Wow…what is with her voice? Not only does she look 40 she sounds like it as well! I can truly she her following her big sis' footsteps! Yickes!

  87. Kristen says – reply to this


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    what is she doing making all those faces?

  88. Courtney S. says – reply to this


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    She is creepy. You're right.

  89. alicia says – reply to this


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    why does everyone always feed into what perez says? i was expecting some kind of trainwreck of an interview after reading the description, but after watching it all i see is a beautiful young girl who is a LITTLE nervous for being on LETTERMAN. she seems like a typical teenager (dealing with drama with other girls and wanting to be like her older sister) and just because she is not in the most "normal" of families does not make her a weirdo. whats "normal" anyways? i know i wouldnt consider my family normal, just like many of you wouldnt.

  90. carla says – reply to this


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    she is so ugly to me, i can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's her nose or something but she is uglier than Paris Hilton and Rumer Willis put together!

  91. Tian says – reply to this


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    She's def hotter then her sister by far. Peeps have to realize that she's just a kid, even though she looks like a lady. "So like, yah, whatever!"

  92. Hogzy says – reply to this


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    What scares me is that she legitimately looks like a 43 year old. She looks as old as the mom. Its all the make up, she cakes it thick like the mom does. That and the "I smoke 3 packs a day and drink a lot of whiskey" type voice of hers. Its weird. I feel sorry for her tho, I hope she handles fame better than Lindsay did. Dina Lohan is a mental case.

  93. lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: mir

    no? its the normal age

    oh, and also, for the readers: why must you agee with perez on everything? he could say a dress is ugly but its really the cutest thing youve seen but you still say how shiteous it is. we need diverse responses, speak your mind :]

  94. ALEXIS says – reply to this


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    she reminds me of vintage lindsay..

  95. Princess Allie says – reply to this


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    she looks waaaaaaaaaaay to old for her age.. she wears too much make up too..

  96. yomama says – reply to this


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    she is actually very mature for her age. it's a shame that her mother is whoring her out. someone call child protective services!

  97. Aren't You Special says – reply to this


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    Re: When children become bloggers prey
    Re-read your post and look how judgmental you are.
    You also call people names. Hypocrite.

  98. Lori Montoya says – reply to this


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    I mean, she is like so wierd, i mean like any other wierd girl….Know what i mean…….Could she say I mean anymore times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. RonWeasley says – reply to this


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    I actually found her to be a nice grounded girl. EVERY family has someone who gets into trouble, or gets into drugs, or booze, or gambling, or has some issue. She isn't as appealing, or interesting as Lindsay is, but she just seems like a normal kid. Maybe the Lohan family isn't as bonkers as everyone makes them out to be. I'm sure if any of our family's business was put on the front page of the papers everyday, we would all look psycho…I like Ali Lohan.

  100. stef says – reply to this


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    wow it must be tough for her to look so much older than she is. SHe is just a little girl so I am gonna lay off the negative comments. I can't imagine how difficult her life must be.

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