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She Scares Us!

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

Ali Lohan, from the "normal" family known as the Lohans, was on Letterman last night.

That girl gives us the creeps!

Click here to watch the 43-year-old's appearance.

371 comments to “She Scares Us!”

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  1. toonkinstein says – reply to this


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    …she looks older then 14…..she is in the 8th Grade at 14….she must be stupid too…I was in the 10th when I was 14….

  2. yoyoBaby says – reply to this


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    UGHHHH!!!! THAT LONG ISLAND ACCENT IS HORRIBLE!!! WHOA …this confirms the LOHANS are long island trash!! Not an once of class among them!

  3. yoyo says – reply to this


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    she is not that weird besides that she does look mature for her age..i loved her voice but again is 14 yr old is supposed to have that raspy touch, makeup was more than needed, she still waas kind of funny with child innocence which DEFINATELY her mom is gonna finish with their stupid show..all in all i liked her

  4. pEnE says – reply to this


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    Yeah, yeah…I mean….Yeah…!

    The best part was at the end, when he calls her "Lindsey Lohan".

    And yes, she's desperately looking for attention and fame and $$$$$.

    Yeah, yeah…I mean….Yeah…!

  5. Kim says – reply to this


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    I won't make any bad remarks about her because she is still a child. I have a daughter the same age as this girl. My child still looks like a child, not a grown woman. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE … to her mother, get your daughter to take off all that makeup she is wearing. It really does nothing for her in a positive sense. Nothing !

  6. dina says – reply to this


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    omg she's just a kid!!! 14?! Leave her alone for petes sake, poor thing. I think she seems sweet.

  7. julie G says – reply to this


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    Child seriously needs to work on interviewing skills, and needs to learn from watching the tapings. I can't imagine how stupid she's going to appear on her reality show.
    With skills like that, she'll never make it big, someone more graceful like Emma Roberts (a real talent) will snag all the good roles. Sorry Alli, and you better quit smoking if you plan to make singing a career. hahaha

  8. Meghan says – reply to this


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    Her facial expressions remind me of Molly Shannon.

  9. bon says – reply to this


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    She's only 14 give her a break…I thought her personality came across rather cute and fun!!!! She has some of the same characteristics as her sister…good luck with the whole "I wanna be famous thing"….if the girls from the hills can get there 15 minutes why not Ali?

  10. La nina del club says – reply to this


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    Woww, yes she looks very old…and she never stop saying "LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY" she knows exactly what to say on TV…but the funniest thing was when Letterman says: LINDSAY LOHAN….oh sorry!!! ALI LOHAN hahaha that must hurt..

  11. Jasper says – reply to this


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    damn she's looks used and abused

  12. Jessica says – reply to this


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    I mean, yeah.

  13. Dobby loves perez says – reply to this


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    "Yeah…uh….I….uh…" was all i heard…..2 minutes into it i felt my IQ drop. Famewhores…..

  14. PEREZ... says – reply to this


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    YOUR AN ASS… DONT MAKE FUN OF HER WHEN GIRLS AT SCHOOL ALREADY SEEM TO HAVE THAT COVERED!!
    POOR GIRL!
    i THINK SHE'S CUTE!!!!!!!

  15. rrrrrr says – reply to this


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    she's not that creepy, she just looked nervous. leave the poor girl alone.

  16. M to the C says – reply to this


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    STAY IN SCHOOL. You sound like a fucking idiot

  17. jp says – reply to this


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    "yeah, yeah…i mean…"

  18. Ugh says – reply to this


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    At least Lindsey was a cute kid and had some personality. This one.. not so much.. ugh… yucky hair and looks and blah… annoying LI accent.

  19. Becky says – reply to this


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    Ummmm, yea! I mean, ummmm yea!

  20. BRUNO says – reply to this


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    Re: alicia

    I feel sorry for you. Not only there are pleanty of normal famililes out there but it's obvious you've been raised in front of the tv. Pick up some reading habits, expand your mind, travel, question the world, maybe there is still hope for you to distinguish trash from quality.

  21. PervPatrol says – reply to this


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    letterman is the creepy one- jeez- he looks at those young girls like they are his candy. he is disgusting.

  22. Steve says – reply to this


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    that girl needs to be put in a cage and forced to watch sesame street like a normal 14 year old

  23. truth says – reply to this


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    I think the girl is seemingly normal, and she has a good personality but you couldn't really see it towards the end of the video when she was laughing a lot. She needs to be careful though because everyone is always going to compare her to Lindsay, she's like a little clone.

  24. Sasha says – reply to this


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    This girl looks like the lady from the new show, Women's Murder Club! It's incredible how much she looks like her!

  25. allie says – reply to this


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    what 14 year old wears a suit jacket??

  26. ANonymous says – reply to this


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    I dont understand why everyone is being so mean to this poor girl. Shit she hasn 't done anything wrong people! Give her a break. I could see if she went on the show wearing something totally inapropriate or said stuff that wasn't ok., but she was very nice, she is just young. I hate it that people are hating in her just because she is LL'S sister. That is so fucking unfair. Everyone did the same thing to Britneys sister. How would anyone like it if they were told no, you cant pursue your dream cuz you brother/sister screwed up, so to bad, we are not going to let you do what you want now!! That is bullshit. I dont think that her mother is pimping her out. If you watch the show and read statements that Ali has made…….she clearly is the one who wants to do this. You can even tell in some footage of Dina that she isn't even really that happy about being her "MOMAGER". Whatever, it shouldn't matter, Lindsey is the one who fucked up, not Ali, and sincce when is fourteen too young??? Look at all the other 14 year olds in the industry, no one says shit about them being in there. Quit hating on this poor girl until you actually have a substantial reason!!

  27. Bex says – reply to this


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    "I mean..yeah" cringe

  28. lauuuraa says – reply to this


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    She looks so old for 14, what is with her dark circles and bags under her eyes? And why is she wearing so much makeup?

  29. kätu says – reply to this


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    she looks a lot like lindsay…creepy

  30. Bina says – reply to this


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    …on that note….Letterman should retire.

  31. Sarah says – reply to this


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    she seems way older than 14!! very mature for her age! hope she doesn't end up like Lindsay! she reminds me of Ashlee Simpson for some reason it must just be a similar case of the lesser known little sister who will end up more successful than her older sister!!

  32. bobo says – reply to this


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    Love the Long Island accent, can't wait till she gets 18 and a whore like her sister.

  33. MCITA says – reply to this


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    creepy doesnt begin to describe it!!

  34. Jeff says – reply to this


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    The only CREEPY thing is Perez and the other pedophile's on here are rating a child's looks and calling a "CHILD" a slut! Everyone know's that Perez has a little preditor in him!

  35. cassidy says – reply to this


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    she needs to learn how to speak, if she would've said "yeah" one more time, lord.

  36. laura says – reply to this


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    that was a sweet interview. she did good. every family in america is disfuntional just like theres. if you don't believe that then your in denial.

  37. di says – reply to this


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    this is what happens when people are born in long island

    that's all

  38. Bianca says – reply to this


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    Shit. I'm 25 and this kid looks older than me! I think Mother Lohan is intent on making her daughters look older than her….

  39. amanda says – reply to this


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    hahah i love you Perez…… seriously, i think we should work together!!!!!!! Let me be your intern!!!!
    Shes carrying her self well….. shes been trained well!!!

  40. Christine says – reply to this


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    43?? is that a typo? she's 14

  41. Future Pop star Cassie says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone, Perez, She's just a kid!

  42. It's Joan Crawford Bitch! says – reply to this


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    I heard The History Channel just uncovered the tomb of Ali Lohan and they are in the process of carbon dating her to see how old she really is. How exciting!

    No, seriously…

    a) she looks ancient!
    b) she's going to have lung cancer by the time she's 20
    c) why can't she be as exciting as Lindz??? Give that girl some absinthe and coke!

    I kid, I kid!

  43. Monica says – reply to this


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    The best part of this interview is when he called her Lindsay Lohan.. Lol.!

  44. Rochelle says – reply to this


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    So, they did the show "just to set the record straight"? Yeah. Right. You know that bitch Dina is hustling to make a cash cow out of that middle aged woman, I mean, Ali. Seriously she can't be 14! She looks OLD. Perhaps big sis and mom have already introduced her to coke.

  45. repulsed says – reply to this


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    has anyone ever told her less is more? cut down on the makeup sweetie. If your a young girl a good rule to stick by is 'make sure your makeup's not heavier than your braces'. oh lordy lordy lordy… i wonder how many times she's seen 13 going on 30?

  46. nolohansforme says – reply to this


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    to all the people who say "poor girl, she's only 14" - A BIG WHATEVER!!!!!!!
    she chose famewhoredom, just like mom and sis, so she is FAIR GAME.
    also, for those people who defend these twats about being articulate at 14 - PUHHLEEEZE!!! my kid's 14, goes to public school, has a 3.8 gpa going into HS and DOES NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!!!!! dina shouldn't be homeschooling anyone, this is proof. sheesh, the whole family needs to go to a library, bet you they've never heard of one. too much time on tv and the internet with the whole hollywood thing, that's the education they are vying for. love tracy ullman's version of dina, SPOT ON!

  47. Nessa says – reply to this


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    Annoying.

    She needs a nose job.

    Forget that, she needs to stay home forever. ALL of the Lohans do, in fact. WTF. Especially that money-hungry mother of theirs. I hope she gets hit by a truck.

  48. cat says – reply to this


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    shes actually really pretty! i always thought she wasn't from pictures I have seen of her but she is really pretty. She definitely doesn't look or act 14… hopefully she doesn't go down the wrong path.

  49. lusitano says – reply to this


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    she looks much better than her sis'
    not a total slut and with two neurons for yeah an no (her sister only knows: want cock)
    i'm a little afraid of what her mom would do to her

  50. nygrl says – reply to this


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    Hey ASSHOLES STOP PICKING ON THE KID. She's only 14 years old ! First of all she is VERY pretty, second- she doesn't act or look like she's in her 40's and third of all WHAT SORT OF VOCABULARY DO YOU THINK 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS TYPICALLY USE?! "Yeah" and "Like, you know" are staples!!!
    As for her voice, stop the nonsense. There are many men out there who find a raspy voice IRRESISTIBLE… I think it's actually quite distinctive and sets her apart from the typical 14 year old.
    You aren't even giving this kid a chance- your just tearing her down from the start- then you'll all sit around and say "told you so" when she actually ends up being screwed up from dealing with all this hate and bashing.
    GROW THE FUCK UP

  51. Mish says – reply to this


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    Anyone count how many times she says "I mean" before she starts a sentence? lol!

  52. Jordan T says – reply to this


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    aww shut up perez shes cute as a botton!

  53. Jesse says – reply to this


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    She was dressed so old LOL and she talked strange too

  54. Catie says – reply to this


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    I know she's only fourteen, but with a mom so into her kid's career, wouldn't they have gotten her some interview lessons? I think every three words she said, "I mean".

  55. asdfghj says – reply to this


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    why does she keep making weird faces?

  56. nana says – reply to this


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    #7 -> She sounds like a man ???

    Are you deaf ? She sounds OLD but you can't say she sounds like a man … A little 14 years old kid shouldnt have a raspy mature voice at that age …

    but yea, she def. looks and sound old.

  57. n says – reply to this


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    I love Dave.

  58. edie says – reply to this


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    "she scares us!"
    LOL, I love you Perez.

  59. emma says – reply to this


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    she reminds me of the head lady on womans murder club

  60. princess says – reply to this


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    i love how letterman said "lindsay lohan" hahahha.
    one good thing she seems smarter than linds lohan is 14! i mean it doesn't take much, but she is actually not that bad. damn people give her a break. it is that hobag mama pimping her out. good look ali!!

  61. lallala says – reply to this


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    Ok she sounds like an idiot throughout this entire interview.. how many times is she going to say "normal family" She dresses like a grandma and has way too much makeup on. So annoyingg

  62. Cinderella says – reply to this


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    I thought she was very charming. So what if she wears makeup. How many of us knew or were 14 year-olds that wore a lot of make up. Big deal.

    She wants to get in show business, so let her. Maybe she'll be good at what she does and not be a waste like her sister. That is, if she can get someone other than her mother to manage her.

    Oh, and way to f*** that up, Dave. Calling her Lindsay. Sheesh.

  63. bobbytomorow says – reply to this


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  64. mariosmom says – reply to this


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    This poor girl is more rehearsed than a high school play. Your eye would twitch too if Dina Lohan was your mother…..

  65. B says – reply to this


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    she is LAme, no personality and realy needs public speaking help.

  66. plagalagita says – reply to this


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    whatever, i didn't think it was that bad

  67. cici says – reply to this


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    no one wants a replacement lindsey. shes like a clone, she even sounds like her.

    the lohan's need to just wrap it up and go go go.
    can we say… crack support?!

  68. kelci says – reply to this


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    Im older then her, and i dont even wear that much make-up!!! Take a layer off, good god!

  69. Michelle says – reply to this


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    that girl makes the ugliest faces!!!
    her voice sounds super tranny
    and lastly, how many times did she say …
    "ummm yeah"
    and, "we're just a regular american family"..
    sure, we definately believe you

  70. "yeah..yeah.." says – reply to this


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    Okay, so i know most of these celebrities may not have been raised to have great manners — although some of them do — and Ali Lohan is not what I would call a "celebrity", but almost every response she gave to a question was "yeah"…"yeah"…and so on. I'm not saying she has to be super-polite to David Letterman, but she could have been a little better at the responses she gave…But obviously the Lohan girls were not raised to care about such things…whatever… she has such a raspy voice too…

  71. jsahd says – reply to this


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    SHUTUP PEREZ.
    she seems like a totally normal 14 year old!!!
    GIVE HER A BREAK!
    she seems mature, nice, etc.
    IT IS REALLY FUCKING DRAMATIC BEING THAT AGE, I REMEMBER!
    Its probably pretty stressfull being her and she looks BEAUTIFUL! she is just wearing too much makeup and HER TEETH DO NOT LOOK LIKE DENTURES.

    DEAR
    ALI,
    DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS!

  72. honeybee says – reply to this


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    she's wearing way too much makeup for a 14 year old….

  73. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


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    Awww……that was really kind of sweet! She doesn't seem too jaded……yet. What's the deal with her voice, though? Is she smoking five packs of unfiltered Camels a day? Be careful…….as Elton John once said, "Everybody's looking for something that just ain't there"!

  74. Janice says – reply to this


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    "yeah, I mean like yeah"

  75. Ashley says – reply to this


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    The girl needs to take a speech class! All of her "ya's" and "umm's" drove me crazy

  76. Angelina says – reply to this


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    Truth of the matter is, girls are just more mature looking these days. Not just with her but with a majority of them. So you cant just single her out. She seems like a sweet girl. Nicer and less tainted than Lindsay. People should give her a break. She's 14!

  77. anastasia beaverhausen says – reply to this


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    A) To much makeup on that 14 year year old GIRL!!!!!

    B) If they are going to go that far with the makeup they might as well put some restyline in those lips,I hate thin lips they remind me of people who've smoked for 40 years, and a nose job I"m just saying if she wants to be famous she needs to step it up like her sister

  78. ick says – reply to this


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    terry seymor

  79. carrie says – reply to this


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    she's a really pretty girl that says "yeah " too much , but hopefuuly her family wont screw her up ! she might have a chance at something if she follows the right path (get rid of the wacko parents ) .

  80. Dazni says – reply to this


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    That poor child. . .

  81. mp says – reply to this


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    Um you know…why did she say that so many times….she is so ingnorant…why ….what a lie "a normal family" give me a break, because every family has a pimpstress as a mother and a wreck of a sister…please…go back to the trailer park, and wash off all that crap from your "normal" not 14 year old's face Dina… and keep your boobs in your shirt no one want o see your sharpay wrinklles!

  82. Vika says – reply to this


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    creepy!!! she is pretending to be somebody who she isnt!!!

  83. chels baby says – reply to this


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    'LINDSAY LOHAN… I MEAN ALI LOHAN' haha, ouchhhh =) kay, she actually seems like a really nice person with a good sense of humour judging by this… but she definitely dresses to old for her age. I think she could be really cute if she wore a bit less makeup and dressed like a fourteen year old should dress? you know what I mean… I mean she could be sooo pretty. The girl does make some pretty weird facial expressions tho if you watch the whole vid you should notice hahah! its funny =)

  84. JG says – reply to this


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    Re: Elizabeth – Ali: Are you sure you're not the orange Oprah, the evil Dina?

  85. Erin says – reply to this


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    she looks like demi moore…with wierd facial expressions

  86. sweetfeet says – reply to this


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    What a half wit! Yeah…boys never fight. SHe definintley deserves to get funding for an album. Nice country we live in.

  87. Jaely says – reply to this


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    SHE'S CUTE. DON'T BE MEAN TO THAT LITTLE GIRL PEREZ!

  88. bitz says – reply to this


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    Re: TrishDish
    I AGREE!!! Well put!

  89. alex says – reply to this


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    am i theonly one who noticed the strange facial expressions

  90. Brae says – reply to this


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    she must have said yeah about 300 times, and she sounds as though she's been smoking since she left the womb.

  91. ANA says – reply to this


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    She looks like Sharlett in sex and the city!!!

  92. ILLeSt DiVA says – reply to this


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    Um 14? Try 41…who wears that much make up as a fourteen year old? I'm ill. The lohans are complete wack jobs.

  93. jordan says – reply to this


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    as all of you know even lindsey has
    a deep voice so it runs in the family
    and her voice is also deep cause shes
    from long island REPRESENT!!!!

  94. Dani says – reply to this


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    That was PAINFUL to watch! She is TOTALLY her mother's mouth piece! She needs to hire one of those people that teach you not to sound like an ass in public. A speech coach or something! Ugh! It is no wonder girls at school are mean to her! Horse face! If she had gone to my school I would be mean to her too! Who cares who her sister is! Lock that little girl in a closet!

  95. hersblog says – reply to this


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    Poor thing. This is not her fault. Dina Lohan should go to jail….we were all in 8th grade once. How many of you were on a "reality" show? How many of our mothers would have pimped us out for one?? Lindsay needs the $$$ to pay for her lifestyle and lawyers.

  96. DULL AND OLD says – reply to this


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    I'm getting Long Island flight attendant. Oh just go away, go away. Do something fresh and go to school.

  97. LOHANS LEAVE THE ROOM says – reply to this


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    Exactly, talent proven first.

  98. janis says – reply to this


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    Everything that comes out of her mouth sounds rehearsed.

  99. Lizzy says – reply to this


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    Has anyone ever met girls from Long Island before? Most of them have deep raspy voices like that! And it's probably a good thing that she hasn't gone through speech lessons…she responds like any other 14 year old girl would.

  100. SHE IS OK says – reply to this


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    i think what she is wearing just really makes her look frumpy. my nieces are her age & they always dress really cute. she should have had a sundress on & sandals, something more youthful. her hair is also terrible. get the flat iron out. she isn't as pretty as lindsay because she has an awful nose but could look 100% better in a different outfit & hair style. she also doesn't have that much personality. her new york accent is terrible. she sounds like she could change the tire on your car. class it up baby if you want to make it in the business.

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