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Guess The Celebutard

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Who is the latest Got Milk? whore????

CLICK HERE to find out!

He/she likes it creamy.

It's Martha.

Milk is good to help fight osteoporosis, y'all. Get your calcium!

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194 comments to “Guess The Celebutard”

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  1. !!!PEREZ READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Lulu

    LOL, you are so right!

  2. michael says – reply to this


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    not first ! ! ! Yes . score ! !

  3. mmm says – reply to this


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    MARIO YOU ARE BOOOOORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  4. ??? says – reply to this


    104

    Is this news or relevant? Who the fuck cares? Man, are you digging for shit these days.

    Oh, wait a minute, that is what you do regularly.

  5. N'Ellen Pas says – reply to this


    105

    Totally thought it was going to be Ellen DeGeneres

  6. bill says – reply to this


    106

    Someonew told me she saw her on "celeb mingle. co m" lastweek. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

  7. Amanda says – reply to this


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    I love martha!!! She is unstopable!!

  8. fran says – reply to this


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    i thought it was ellen b4

  9. Cassie says – reply to this


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    I'm imagining you saying, "Get your calcium!," like Mr. T…for some reason…ANYWAY. :)

  10. Milk is evil says – reply to this


    110

    The whole "got milk" campaign is bullshit.
    You dont need to drink milk… its full of hormones, traces of antibiotics etc.
    They are trying to advertise it as a source of calcium - there are plenty of other sources: green leafy vegetables and fortified non-dairy milks.

  11. cheskie says – reply to this


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    thought it was ellen! first!

  12. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Gross.

  13. Lisel says – reply to this


    113

    MAN HANDS!!

  14. VAN HALEN ROCKS says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP,EXTREMELY RICH

  15. sandy says – reply to this


    115

    why is she a whore?
    When will you start answering these comments and explaining why someone promoting somethng is a whore?

  16. katie dearest says – reply to this


    116

    That triangular space her bent arm is making is the WORST photoshop job I've EVER EVER seen! I'm a graphic designer and I think even for reg. people it's easy to spot!

  17. p*vixxxen says – reply to this


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    How sad, I looked at the body with out the face and thought Clay Aiken….not even close

  18. tayla says – reply to this


    118

    nooo way

  19. Connie says – reply to this


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    Does she NOT know that she doesn't need milk? Milk is for babies on the tit. She can get her calcium from vegetables…OMG…..this is so stupid and the effin governement for pushing milk down our throats…..

    learn people

  20. mz. parra says – reply to this


    120

    MAN HANDS! but i love martha..

  21. Amazing T! says – reply to this


    121

    Awwwww, It's Hayden Panitierre.
    Oh, Wait. This woman look YEARS younger than her….

  22. tayla says – reply to this


    122

    she sucks and i hate her.
    she should not be doing a GOTMILK add.
    shes freaking annoying
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  23. Mymilkonmartha'sface says – reply to this


    123

    ewwwww

    I swear I'll Never drink milk again, ever

  24. mar says – reply to this


    124

    ewww whats wrong with her hand??

  25. carol says – reply to this


    125

    Martha looks great, and she is very successful. More power to her!!!!!

  26. rae says – reply to this


    126

    I thought it was Ellen too! I'm a little disappointed that it's Martha…
    Dont get me wrong i like Martha but Ellen is better!

  27. mary says – reply to this


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    actually milk doesn't help prevent osteoperosis– it does just the opposite. more calcium= greater chance of osteoperosis. ever considered that the U.S. consumes the most milk and also has the highest rate of osteoperosis? ever considered that humans are the ONLY species that consumes milk as adults and the ONLY species that consumes the milk of another species?

  28. Omg says – reply to this


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    I CANNOT believe that put that bitch on a milk ad. CANNOT BELEIVE IT!!!! She goes around selling mad cow desesed cows and the public finds out, THEN gets on a milk ad?????? Wtf is wrong with America? ppl get ur head screwed back in.

  29. lola says – reply to this


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    Ooh, she looks pretty. Can't believe I just said that.

  30. sammy says – reply to this


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    she has man hands

  31. BELLABLUEBABE says – reply to this


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    what is all this "First" thing??? can someone please enlighten me?

  32. Cragger says – reply to this


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    Clearly looks like she's been raiding Ellen's wardrobe

  33. Depends? says – reply to this


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    Perez, you'd sell Depends adult diapers if it would make you $1!! Puhlease with the whore stuff!

  34. Dork says – reply to this


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    Re: katie dearest
    What the hell are you talking about? And who cares? Take your 'design' 'degree' and do some work.

  35. Jessica says – reply to this


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    eww. man hands!

  36. nomilk@nomilk.com says – reply to this


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    milk is disgusting. it's the water that's filtered through a cows body and then manufactured and pushed through the breast ducts of an animal and people drink it up like it's gold. grosssss

  37. Mark says – reply to this


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    I have a friend that is involved in this campaign. Everyone on the shoot agreed that MARTHA was the hardest person that they have ever worked with. The shoot was done in New York in a warehouse and she would not go up in the freight elevator until it had been made suitable for her to ride in. WHAT A BITCH!!!

  38. agapemou says – reply to this


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    They forgot to retouch the area under her right arm after photoshopping her arm fat.

  39. BOMBAY BRITTNEY says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!! i thought it was a guy!!!!

  40. DD says – reply to this


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    Perez, i'd rather look at a dirty tampon then you! Martha, however, is attractive and wealthy and a very smart business woman. You could learn a lot from her if you didn't have the brain of a sparrow!!!!!

  41. Junk says – reply to this


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    There is more and more crap you are 'selling' on your website every day. Click on this, Check this out, Buy this….blah blah blah! And yet you call her a whore? You are mentally fucking retarded and such a fucking hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. oldone says – reply to this


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    Oops, I thought for sure it was going to be a man.

  43. tota says – reply to this


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    If they would realize how ridiculously stupid they look with the white moustache, they wouldn't keep doing it.

  44. darbycrash says – reply to this


    144

    She did allot of Milk ads years ago. Blah, go away already.

  45. Chris says – reply to this


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    I was sitting close to her last night at the Ailey at the Apollo benefit. How old is she, she looked good but must be easy since she for sure has someone do her hair and makeup for her!

  46. Filtered Comments says – reply to this


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    Why do you filter comments? Let them all through you fraud!

  47. Lo says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA

  48. Dro says – reply to this


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    Perez is just jealous they haven't asked him yet. Maybe when they do a pink milk ad…

  49. tera says – reply to this


    149

    personally i like the big white circle better… more appealing

  50. ashley says – reply to this


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    she looks hott! i love martha!

  51. Wowie says – reply to this


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    Haha, I thought it was going to be Clay Aiken. Doesn't the body look like his?

  52. toenail says – reply to this


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    Her hands are rough because she enjoys gardening, cooking, taking care of her animals, and doing crafts - she's the real deal and not a fake diva. Perez's favorite kind of milk is leche mi palo.

  53. muffin says – reply to this


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    damn, how old is she?

  54. Take calcium, not milk says – reply to this


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    FYI y'all, it's calcium that helps prevent osteoporosis, not milk - fight the cruelty of gignatic factory dairy farms and drink soymilk instead! Or get some of those chocolate calcium chews….they're like lil Tootsie Rolls.

  55. Take calcium, not milk says – reply to this


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    FYI y'all, it's calcium that helps prevent osteoporosis, not milk - fight the cruelty of gigantic factory dairy farms and drink soymilk instead! Or get some of those chocolate calcium chews….they're like lil Tootsie Rolls.

  56. Jerry says – reply to this


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    MANHANDS!!

  57. Cloying Corey Carrier says – reply to this


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    I sincerely thought it would be Spencer Pratt. The stupid Yeti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Bianca Marie says – reply to this


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    she has man hands…. LMFAO!!!!

  59. booobs says – reply to this


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    cow milk is fucking bad for you!!! Dumbasses

  60. mcbad says – reply to this


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    Good for her!! she looks amazing!!!!!!!!

  61. leah says – reply to this


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    the jonas brothers should do one of these

  62. LJ says – reply to this


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    I LOVE MARTHA.

  63. UKLAdy says – reply to this


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    She looks just like Nicky Clarke, the hair stylist to the stars here in England….

  64. wendy says – reply to this


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    wish this stuck up , money hungry, excon would go away

  65. Krystal says – reply to this


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    she looks evil and has no teeth

  66. Heidi says – reply to this


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    I figured it was Clay Aiken judging by the creamy comment, and looking at the picture now, I still think it is.

  67. karly says – reply to this


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    i friggen hate martha.

  68. Pajina says – reply to this


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    I honestly guessed Hugh Grant. Hm.

  69. HUNDIA says – reply to this


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    i really like her in this picture.and she´s not perfect,she doesn´t has too,that´s for hollywood stars,and she is not one

  70. carrie says – reply to this


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    it seems totally fitting , considering she banks on being a domestic diva..duh !!!

  71. Robino says – reply to this


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    No, milk actually CAUSES osteoporosis. Populations that consume no dairy products essentially have no osteoporosis either. Shame on you Martha! You should know better.

  72. learn the truth about dairy says – reply to this


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    another ho for Big Brother. Milk is the filthiest thing you can put in your body … literally pus from a cow. Do the research and I guarantee you will be off cheese, ice cream and all dairy and add YEARS of health to your life. The chemicals in milk are deadly. But drinking pus is gag-city.

  73. Candi says – reply to this


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    She needs money?? I would of never guessed.

  74. pallu01 says – reply to this


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    Haha I'm not the only one who thought it was gonna be Ellen.

  75. dfsf says – reply to this


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    omg i got it right!

  76. vegan1 says – reply to this


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    cow milk is for baby cows. don't buy it! don't drink it!

  77. alana says – reply to this


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    what. i thought it was going to be a man with the head circled out!

  78. Alberto Jaramillo says – reply to this


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    Hahahahahahaha LOL!!

  79. vickay says – reply to this


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    haha i thought it was ellen degenerous!

  80. kc says – reply to this


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    We have an icon of the 20th century, and you numb nuts are too stupid and uninformed to appreciate her talents. Bet you guys could use her 700 page Housekeeping Handbook.

    I see and smell lots of jealousy for her talent, money, success, etc., and I personally don't care for the woman herself. Is this a site for 12 year olds?

  81. Peop says – reply to this


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    She got manhands. OMG

  82. Renee says – reply to this


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    She has the fugliest hands EVER!

  83. kasey says – reply to this


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    i thought it was ellen lol!

  84. judi says – reply to this


    184

    Re: alicia – yeah the better to bend you over and make you her bitch hands …hahahahahahaha

  85. carley says – reply to this


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    I thought it was going to be david bowie., then i'd have to kick some ass cause he is the greatest man alive

  86. ♥kimmiie bimmiie♥ says – reply to this


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    wtf, i thought that was a mannn!!!!!!!!! holy fukabajebus- shes got some manly ass hands…shitTt!

  87. em says – reply to this


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    Omfg i thought that that was ellen degeneres!!!!!!!

  88. jules says – reply to this


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    she has man hands. couldnt she get a manicure before the shoot?!?!?!?!

  89. demi says – reply to this


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    haha thought it was ellen too!

  90. merr says – reply to this


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    omg do you ppl have any idea what is actually in milk? if you knew i bet you wouldn't be drinking it.

  91. eve says – reply to this


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    i think she shuould get married to her computer guru.i love her,she is so cool

  92. sas says – reply to this


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    her hands look rotten or something.

  93. usedtoworkforher says – reply to this


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    I used to work for her; she's absolutely the most miserable person I've ever met. Just incredibly mean spirited. Just goes to show that fame and fortune don't necessarily equal happiness. And btw, she has an entire team of photoshop-ers. And let me tell ya, even at 10 feet away, w/o makeup she looks like death warmed over. Ridden hard and hung out wet. I guess that's what happens to your face after a lifetime of being mean and bitter.

  94. gli says – reply to this


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    her hands are the most disgusting thing ever!

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