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Madonna is making that face because __________.
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Posted: May 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Madge is making that face because that dress she is wearing cost more than the annual income of the entire country of Malawi. Stop pretending to help from your multiple mansions while there entire country is living in poverty….. Except for that kid she stole.
Way to Go M
she is making that face because she can't believe she is ONLY charging $300 per ticket to her concert….what a SELLOUT.
…because that scary bull dyke amazon is touching Madge! Scary "lady"….
Ok, how the nuts does Madonna look so good? Even with the best plastic surgery… I do believe Madonna found the fountain of youth… maybe its from those vitamin B-12 shots!
Because she is really a blow up doll.
She did not know that I DID NOT Sharon Stone looked like a big fat fatty!
because someone is holding up a sign that says, "Kidnapper".
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE 2!!!!!
They should TOTALLY do the movie…Sharon as Joan ….Madonna as Bette!!
only cuz sharon is tall, would they let her be the Jane part!
Sharon's noxious fart cloud just hit her
Because she's trying her best to stretch out her wrinkles and look younger than Sharon Stone! Pfttt!
she saw a civilian wearing the same dress in the stands. How dare they!!!
she took the bottom of her dress and tied it around her waist!
Re: FIT – Really Givenchy? I was gussing David's Bridal!! LMAO!!!!! Madonna looks so horrible lately! at least she's not spread eagle in this photo, thank heavens for little favors.
Man we're really going to look old standing side by side like this!!
they totally look like fake friends…like they cant stand each other !
Sharon asked Madonna to be in Basic Instinct 3!!! Popcorn, Anyone?
nasty hair!
because she just realized how fugly her dress is
…I look far better than grandma besides me…
she realized this was the Razzie Award Winner Class Picture..not the classy Cannes Film Festival..all that glitter and noooo Mariah! Basic-instink!
Someone called her and Sharon old!!
Madonna is making this face because… somebudy told her her roots need doing..Sorry
It hides wrinkles this way???????
The wind changed during her recent botox appointment.
because i'm the only diva here..bitch !
She realised her dress was see through!
Because she realizes how fake she is. Her music sucks. She's not good-looking for her age. She tries desperately to appear young. She's losing her bearings in the music business. She's a greedy whore. Mariah Carey is more talented, prettier, and is already more successful than her (and is younger). Also, Madonna's daughter has a uni-brow. Madonna's hair looks terrible there (crinkly with dark roots showing?! [yuck]) And she talks with a fake British accent.
Some where Sean Penn used the remote to the Pock Rocket he left in her 20 years ago
100% Pure STYLE!
just Perfect.
…she just realized she didn't remove her diaphram.
Sharon Stone's labia is resting on Madonna's foot.
because she is showing off her face as it still has movement to it,….unlike the stone. Oh and she is slightly younger and more sucessful than shazza, so stick that up your sharon stone!! lol
she cant believe that she's making the super-svelte Sharon Stone look like a lumberjack!
because she just realized that she wasn't standing next to Kim Cattrall.
Because she is FABULOUS!!
….becuase she's getting ready to take my cock in her mouth! Please let it be that! HOT HOT HOT
"Don't cry for me Argenti….um, Malawi, the truth is I never left you…."
because she is SO much hotter than Sharon!
she just realized sharon stones tit was all the way down where her hand is!!!!
cause her granny vadge is leaking. btw her hands are so fucking gross, retire bitch your album sucks asses, balls and cocks like you did to get your career as a "singer". its OVAH granny, user, sellout, money hungry attention whore, egomaniac using JT, timbaland, kanye and pharell to get hits!!
Because Sharon just farted!
…because she just realized Sharon Stone is a man.
because someone was being nice to Sharon and said that they could be sisters and Madge was like, "WTF!?!?…I am way better looking than this tired bitch!"
because Sharon Stone just farted! OMG! Nasty! See how surprised Madonna is, but oh how relieved Sharon looks! LMAO
some RANDOM guy is showing his COCK to her. :]
sharon stone pinched her ass.
Re: bobbeeee – Madge looks teeny tiny!!!! She's cute..
shes prolly thinking that sharon stone wishes she wuz as amazing as madonna
aww madonna looks so cute!
wow!!!
she looks soooooo good!!
Because sharon stone said , "lets get together after and have soen old doll sex"
Because her plastic surgeon fucked up!!!!!lol
Just cut a wet fart.
she realized wearing disco balls arn't cool
Because she sees up close what the average 50 yr old women looks like…
Her gerbil, Twitchy, just changed positions in her asshole!
She does look pretty fucking amazing (even with Twitchy in tow)!
Because she just realized she forgot her colorist appointment to dye her roots.
her dress just shocked you
Hey! I want MY 15 minutes!
because her shoulder is in her wet stinky armpit?
it smoothes out her wrinkles..
Madonna is making that face because she just shit in her underwear
did you know perez that it's possible for a photographer to take a picture at the wrong moment like when semebody is speaking?
oh my god, those bitches look fantasticx!!!!
Kim Cattrall should have been in that photo too.
Because theres a miget with an erection standing behind her
he/woman is an idiot.
Sharon whispered my cooter looks better than your cooter.
she wants to suck sarron's cock
Madonna is making that face because she just saw her reflection in a camera lens and realized how horrible that ensemble is. OR she realized that her hand is actually on Sharon Stone's boob. Ick.
Because Sharon snubbed Madonna years ago when Madonna reveiled that she wanted to have sex with Sharon……now she has her chance.
I CANT BELIEVE ALL YOU SILLY STUPID PEOPLE SAYING ALL BAD THINGS ON OTHER PEOPLE.
Che massa di dementi,e gelosi!
look…it's SJ Pee Pee and Kim Cattral
because she didn't realize how much of a fucking GIANT sharon stone is!!
…Because you always make funny faces when you stand next to wax statue!
Because Hates Biggots has her tongue up her ass.
Madonna has NOT looked good lately. She looks really old, and not just chronologically - her fashion sense has taken a dive the last few months! She looks like someone straight out of the '70's - and that decade is not known for its fashion sense.
And WTF is up with all her weird expressions of late? Is she trying to cover up her *real* feelings about her marriage being in the dumps?!?
Sharon looks like an old carrot, but at least she looks better than Madonna.
she farted
I love both of them !!!!!
She realized that her outfit is so much better than Sharon Stone.
She's fucking rich and she can
Re: j – you sound like you wanted to have a dick in your nasty mouth
hahahaha , at least you won't be able to run your cum infested mouth when that happens , you are such a CUM WHORE
Because she wants to eat sharons cunt
Re: What the HELL is she wearing??? – Madonna is wearing something you can't afford to buy , you pathetic bitch !!!!
Ladies with an attitude
don't just stand there
let's get to it
strike a pose
there's nothing to it
VOGUE
Madonna is making that face because Sharon is wearing Madonna's old nose..
She found out they are both f_cking Matt Damon.
Sharon Looks FAB !!!!!
Sharon's "tucked under" dick is poking her in the left elbow
Silly…that's how allllll blowup dolls look.
Her BUTTPLUG shifted!!!!!!!!!!!
she just found out they use the same plastic surgeon - I mean, what are the odds?!
because she just farted.
Because she's fucking all her fans out of money to see her in concert…Madonna the Brit wannabe has the money & should host a free concert tour….
She just saw her roots in the reflection of Sharon's bald tang'.
she is D U M B .
guy ritchie had a sour puss on the red carpet at Cannes.
that's the face Madonna is making because her and sharon stone
are finally gonna get to hook-up tonight.
while poor, sad, bitter mr. ritchie will be drunk as a skunk
at ye old' pup down the street.
"OMG, i just thought of the next country to adopt a kid from!!!"
because she Cannes.
This is a picture which has more plastic in it than a panoramic photo of Legoland.