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Madonna is making that face because __________.
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Posted: May 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
maddona says " OMG! is that some flab i feel?"
botox, face lift, restaline has now literally made M's face STUCK like that for good.
botox, botox, botox!
TOP MARKS TO MADONNA - SHE LOOKS AMAZING AT CANNES. PEREZ YOU CHOSE THE WORST POSSIBLE PIC OF THEM BOTH! MADONNA MAKES SHARON LOOK FRUMPY! LOOK AT HOW TINY HER WAIST IS COMPARED TO STONE'S BEER BELLY! AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH STONE'S EYES? DID SHE SMOKE SOME WEED AND DOT IT OUT ON MADONNA'S ANUS?
Wow, two GORGEOUS ladies! Madonna is looking FAB!!!
she's an asshole.
she just now realized how short she looks next to Sharon Stone!
Because Sharsto makes chicho look like a foot.
IT'S ALL SHE CAN DO TO KEEP THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT SHARON STEALS HER THUNDER AND LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER.
she just noticed that Sharon Stone is wearing an assless dress.
they just got through discussing whose vajayjay is bigger
Because she's MADONNA and she can make whatever face she damn well wants to.
She just heard her new album and knows that Mimi has sold more copies in total of her new album then Madogga, Hard Candy more like Mouldy old hag! She is so fucking ugly with that wide ass gap in her teeth. What do people see in the woman she cant sing live her she cant act she cant direct. The only thing she is good at is fucking all the people in the media so they keep her a star.
THIS IS SJP AND KIM CATRALL!!!!!
i sweaaarrr its the same people
her mouth is now permanently stuck open from overuse.
No, no where near first, ASSHOLZ… get over the first crap..
BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING (FAILINGLY) TO COVER UP HER EMBARRASSMENT AS SHE IS DRESSED LIKE A GYPSY & STANDING NEXT TO FELLOW 50 YR OLD SHARON STONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS HALF DECENT !!!
…she can't believe that she has to pose with that bat-shit crazy has-been!
Madonna is making that face because Sharon just farted.
She spotted Dolly Parton and she is wearing the same dress!
___ because Sharon's cooch smells like cheese, death and pine cleaner.
Madge: "I can't wait to get a black cock down my throat!"
Sharon: "Eww. This woman's kinda gross."
Re: Britgirl – I completely agree. Madonna is one fluffy green head ornament away from looking like SJP.
because she is a goddess and she can make that face if she wants….
Madge Ciccone really is a little shit, isn't she?
CLEARLY!!!!!MADGE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SHARON STONEHENGE… I'D BE MAKING THE OOOOOH HAPPY FACE TOO!!!!
Madonna is making that face because sharon stone's prickly armpit is bugging her.
"We had a botox party before we left to mingle and our faces got stuck!"
How many of these comments regarding Madonna's alleged greatness/beauty/goddessness are being paid for by Madge herself? She's well into menopause and needs to cut this shit out IMMEDIATELY!
HEY MADGE , WHAT YA SAY WE CRUISE THE LOWER EAST SIDE IN A LIMO AND LOOK FOR UNDERAGE PUERTO RICAN GUYS LIKE WE DID IN THE '80'S!!!! COME ON, FOR OLD TIME !!! (TRULY, MADGE WAS FAMOUS FOR THIS , I LIVED ON AVE D AND 14 FOR YEARS!!! I COULD TELL YOUS A STORY OR TWO!!!!
Madonna is making that face because Sharon found Madonnas G spot.
because her vibrator just switched into awesome mode! hahahha
because she got lock jaw sucking on Sharon's Bone
cause she looks so hot!
Madonna is making that face because…She's shocked that Sharon looks SO much better then her!
Anyone else think Madonna looks a lot like Christina Applegate in this pic??
I think they both look hot!! 50 is beautiful
because she just peed herself…again.
she just farted really loud.
She knows her marriage is a sham, and anything other than her husband inspires annimation in that wax visage she puts forth. The photos of Madonna and Guy Ritchie are classic! He has that, "please shoot me" look all over his face. Madonna owns his ass and will retire him when she feels good and ready.
Cause she caught a wiff of Sharon's Queef
That hideous gold band on the dress is reflecting the sun & blinding her
BECAUSE HER
DARK
ASS ROOTS
ARE SO
FUCKING
FIVE MINTUES AGO.
cuz sharon just quiffed
because she fuckin rocks
Because david archuleta didnt win american idol
Sharon Stone just told her she has been chosen for the 2009 face of AARP. When Sharon's term is up in January Mrs. Ritchie will take her place.
…unbeknownst to her, the zygote she was carrying just popped out of her vagine.
Is That Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrell???
Madonna is gorgeous! She looks so good in that picture with Sharon Stone. And I love the expression of her face!
MILF Madonna!
because she sees an evian bottle
she just heard the news that botox goes straight to your brain…
this belt is too tight!
Because she didn't realize Sharon was AMAZON woman!!
because… Dolly parton came asking for her dress back..
FUG..
…she wanted to relive her "Evita" glory days by breaking into song and singing "You Must Love Me" even though everyone asked her not to.
she just sharted in her dress. And it's wet, warm, and stinky.
Because she knows she looks like a blow-up doll when she makes that face… She really does!!!!!
, Because they wOuldnt let her addopt Flavor Flav….
"Because you just sharted two feet away from her, Perez…"
Re: JR – ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WELL MAYBE U LIKE TRANNIES?
MADONNA LOOKS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER!
someone mistook her for Sarah Jessica Parker
Madonna is making that face because Sharon Stone just dislocated Her Madgesty's left shoulder.
(seriously look at her left shoulder, and compare it to her right one!)
Maddona is making that face because…..she found out that Mimi is beating her ass in the music charts across the world!! or it could be because…..of TOO MUCH Botox and surgery!!!!
beacause she can.
because Madonna has actually been dead 6 months, this is just a silicon sex doll that does all her appearances…the open mouth is of course for easy access.
Because Dolly parton came to get her dress back..
FUG!
Madonna is making that face because her laxative just kicked in.
she is touching another woman!
because…
they were caught with the exact same shade of peroxide hair, same botox face, same shade of bronzer, same eye liner, and same frosty gloss…
"Beeeeotch stay away from my hair and make-up people and get your stanky armpit off my shoulder, iiight!"
Mad just realized that Sharon also took "the potion" and way before she did. That's why they look so good. And they really are dead.
Madonna's dress is bangin….WOW!
Because Madge just popped Sharons colostomy bag..
because she can't believe how much this looks like a dream sequence from the Sex and the City movie,"Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce Madonna Bradshaw and Samantha Stone…"
madonna just felt sharon stone's muffin top.
Sharon says, "I'll pose with you, Ciccone, even though I LOATHE your douchey little friend Gwyneth Paltrow."
… its not reallymadonna, its a madonna blow up doll
lol
because her man hands just went stiff…..
Seriously Madge- do something with your ugly fucking trashy hairdo!
I am a hairsytlist and I offer my services for free and it will be the BEST your hair ever looked! Then when you call me a sceond time to do those nasty roots I will charge you $500 plus airfare to wherever you are at. first class of course! Whoever does your hair now should be fired and reported to the Board of Cosemetology! YUKK!!!
because she's realising sharon looks much more classy than her.
because Sharon is ginormous compared to her.
Hot tranny mess Sharon.
Both have old man hands…no surgery to fix those
Because she just spotted Mariah paying the paparazzi not to take pics of her the true Queen
Because she knows that Sharon isn't wearing any panties
because she knew how ugly she'd look next to such a natural beauty like Sharon Stone once the pic hit the stands, and had to do something to distract viewers…face it, Madonna's been unattractive in the face her entire career, and now with that new chin, its that much worse
madonna is charging more money for her tickets to her show, so the little extra can go to charity. the tickets to her lipsyncing show are now about 105 euro without the charity extra! i think madonna is a greedy bitch and should pay the charity out of her own billion dollar pocket. i stopped supporting her…she is not even nice to her fans and people who have worked closely with her who weren't kissing her ass, have said the same…madonna is not a nice person!…just a media whore like britney except a lot older.
ps.
i'll always love: "like a prayer" though…that is classic
pps…sharon stone rocks!!! i hope she is eating again…that eating disorder thing in hollywood is really weird..all they buy is clothes in stead of FOOD!!
Because Sharon Stone, although she's slightly older, looks 10 times hotter than her.
Sharon Stone looks like a frumpy old tranny!
And Madonnas HAWWWT!
-=because sharon's vajayjay reached around and bit her =-
She just touched cloth.
Because it's the only way she can still express emotions.
It flatters her. Marilyn Monroe once said to always leave your mouth open and close your eyes a lil - apparently it's alluring. That was before DUI.
It's frozen from Botox.
Because she's SO fake
they look like carrie and samantha from sex and the city
she has just remembered she forgot to turn the shredder off
someone said thank god you covered up those man arms of yours
because sharon ston has another arm and quzzed her ass. :L
She just got mistaken for SJP?
MADONNA LOOKS LIKE MARY-KATE OLSEN, Maybe a new " Sep. at birth " ??
she was hoping perez would draw that little weiner in her mouth.
The paps said soemthing 'outrageous', like, 'why don't you two make out for the cameras?' or 'get back to basics, flash us your bits!'