Payback's A Bitch
Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan
We mentioned previously that Nick Hogan is having "troubles" adjusting to prison life.
Little bitch Hogan's so annoying!
Real prison's nothing like the 'prison' of a comatose state and nursing home care that he sentenced his friend to through his reckless driving - just sayin'.
Well, today, a Florida radio station played some of the calls Nick's been making to his mommy, crying on the phone to her.
Here's a transcript of one those conversations:
Nick Bollea: "Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can't deal with this for eight months. It's like the size of my bathroom."
Linda Bollea: "Oh!"
Nick: "No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing."
Linda: "Oh my God!"
Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."
Linda: "We'll get through it."
Nick: "Yeah."
Linda: "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful."
What a fucking douche!
What did he expect???? Camp cupcake???




It's sad that he is so dumb because he is a hot little thing. Prison sex would be good for him….toss'n salad all day—that's all you can do in prison bitch!.
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GEEZ… CRAMPED… THAT'S NOTHING… THE REAL THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS GETTING RAPED AND BEATEN BY BIG GANG MEMBERS ON A DAILY BASIS.
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IF HE'S STILL A 'VIRGIN' HE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!
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I cant believe he said theres nothing to think about!!! He ruined another persons life and was drinking and driving!!! What an ass!!!!
Re: if you've never been you don't understand –
that prison Thriller video was awesome
Re: it's the car's fault –
LOL!!!
Down with gas prices!
haaaaaaaaa! that is hilarious! this fuckup deserves to be crying likr alittle bitch in there! he didnt give 2 shits about hurting other people when he was out doing all that stupid ass shit.nothing to think about huh? he must be a complete retard! how bout thinking of your friend that is still in the hospital all fucked up almost a year after the wreck and your pathetic self didnt get hurt. how fucking ironic. your the one that should have gotten fucked up!!! Hes like all the other ugly ass celeb kids thinking their (famous) parent is gonna be able to get them outta trouble. hes lucky hes not with the general population where im sure he would be beat up and butt fucked everyday! virgin ass! haaaa!!
Poor little Nicky! They don't let him go play on the race cars on the prison race track with the other criminals, that's inhumane! Grow the fuck up, Nick, and take responsibility for your actions. Life isn't always about you having fun.
Stupid little shit.he deserves so much more!!!!!! Damn white privledged little kids.
Re: john –
I didn't say anything about putting a gun to his head. What are you talking about? And no, I'm not Brook you idiot.
Re: No Rationale – Your arguement is invalid.
John was not wearing his seatbelt!!!! Like come on man. He didn't sign up but he might as well been on the roof …he probably would have got hurt less. There is some responsibility on John's behalf. Let's say they are broad sided by someone who runs a red light, the car rolls, John is ejected b/c he was not buckled in. No responsibility there either hey? Again, I am saying John must accept some responsibility for the extent of his condition. P.s. you have to love the sarcasm posted by 'it's the car's fault'.
It was a horrible thing that he did, but he is 17 and we all have made stupid decisions in our teens. Yes, it is sad that his friend is comatose, but he got in the car at the age of 22 and was not wearing a seatbelt. Nick Bollea is not the only one to blame and he will have to live the rest of his life knowing that his best friend is brain dead. Whoever leaked this phone call is cruel and heartless. This is a 17 year old CHILD that made a mistake and at 17, I would have been crying and doing the same thing!
That sounds like Lynda Hogan actually has a clue. He needs to sit and think and get to the place where he realizes from this point on with regard to redemption for this tragedy he will be talking the talk and walking the walk for the rest of his life.
It doesn't sound like he's there yet.
What a bitch he didn't sound like he was very remorseful for what he did. He was too upset about the size of the bathroom. hope he stays the full sentence.
p.s. no rationale.
I can almost tell u for sure that John was whoopin and hollerin' during the race and they have done it before. I have been the passenger myself before. I think John knew the risks and was not forced to be in that car and was enjoying the race until the unfortunate part. Nick should do time for his part, no doubt but people need to stop making it sound like John was forced to be there and had no clue that a race could break out. If u think that then you are extremely naive.
I hook up with a straight guy once a week and lick his ass and blow him b/c his g/f doesn't like doing it. As I was doing this last night I wondered if Nick has had to do this yet?
Re: ana – Actually I had an idea that the Hogans probably leaked it themselves because it does put his mother Lynda in a more favourable light.
Re: agent smith – I think that as parents just as you would lock the liquor cabinet, you should lock your garages with your high power cars and boats. Better yet get rid of them when you have kids in that age group. Police need to crack down on the road racing. It doesn't take a genius to figure out who these racers are. I don't understand why police can figure out and rationalize a hundred different reasons why not to go after this problem.
Case in point. Nick had previous speeding tickets. TAKE HIS LICENSE AWAY.
In Canada when you get your license at 16 you are only licensed to drive during the day and not on busy roads…then they go from there. A 17 year old that has speeding tickets is an automatic suspension. The law needs to protect these people from themselves and others. A 17 year old cannot possibly consider the risk when they choose to do an impulisive speed undertaking. Police are in a position where they do and should crack down. Florida is a busy place. Filled with a lot of elderly drivers etc. Legislation needs to be stricter.
shut up…why don't you people try it.
The whole point in being put in prison with nothing to do is to make you think about what you have done, the severity of it etc…
This just proves that he doesnt fully understand the concequences of the stupid actions that he has done. I think he should go to a real prison cause he obviously just doesnt get it. It makes me feel quite ill thinking that he has no idea about what he has done.
Re: zzkrazihottzz – I think your slightly missing the point
for the record, i want to state that i despise hulk hogan. i have been wishing bad things for hulk hogan for years. however, i never wished anything bad for his family. i feel bad for linda and brooke for having to deal with all this. and if brooke really is the one posting all the "no one held a gun to john's head" posts then good for her for standing up for her brother. my sister would do the same
as far as nick is concerned. i like to think that when he says there is nothing to think about. he really means there is nothing to think about that would distract him from all the pain he caused. i don't know the guy but i would have to think that it must be killing him as to what he did to his friend. but i'm not in his head so what do i know?
now, for the big yellow and red idiot. i hate you hulk hogan. i HATE you. you have done so much damage to the business you helped build. you never once did the right thing and you screwed so many people in the process. you should have put bret hart over at summerslam 93. he could have been a star. plus you never should have won the title at wrestlemania ix. you were already old news and no one cared about you anymore. if you look in the stands except for a few kids, no one was cheering for you when you won. i was like 11 and i already hated you. you also should have lost to shawn michaels in 05. michaels has 1,000,000,000,000,000 the talent you have in your whole body in just one of his little fingernails. he gave you the best match of your career. he is the true icon
and, does anyone know the macho man randy savage? can you get him to post on this? i would love to hear what he has to say about this yellow coward
i hate you hulk hogan
be a man hulk, come on don't be scerrrrred,
you're running from macho that's what i heard
That sorry ass little spoiled bastard should be in prison, not jail and he should be doing 15 to 20 years without the possibility of parole for being such a stupid fucker. I don't understand why he only got 8 months in jail instead of a stiffer sentence. Does anyone remember how many speeding tickets this idiot has gotten in Florida. If any one else was pulled over for driving over 100 mph that person would be arrested on the spot good ol butt dart Nick was pulled over 3 times in the same day and he did not get a ticket until the third officer pulled him over and then he just got a ticket, his car was not impounded or anything
be a man hulk, come on don't be scerrrrred,
you're running from macho that's what i heard
No Rationale -
Your argument leaves much to be desired, and quite a few holes. Since you prefer to work in comparisons, try this on for size.
If you and a friend walk into a 7-11 and you steal a candy bar and get caught. Your friend is considered an accomplice to the crime.
You argue that "blah blah blah, just like politics, and blah blah blah, nobody takes responsibility for their actions" yet you are only arguing against yourself. Nick is taking responsibility for his actions, he is serving time, and he will be the one spending the rest of his life wishing he could change that one day that took away his best friend. John had no issues with racing, had done it himself, and obviously did not feel threatened by Nick's speed as he chose NOT to wear a seatbelt. As the OG's would say "Live by the gun, die by the gun", "Live by the race, die by the race".
It could just as easily be Nick in a coma and John in jail right now. The fact is, they BOTH FUCT UP, and they are both paying very HIGH but seperate prices for it now.
He is being kept separate from the other inmates they say because he is a juvenile but I know some 17 year olds that were put in with the general population in the Pinellas County jail. He gets special work details. His parents when they visit him, do not stand in line with everyone else going in to visit, they are let in a different door by a guard. more special treatment for this spoiled kid and his parents. Nick did not want to finish high school so he wasn't made to, he wanted to race drift cars, ok his dad arranged it, he wanted to built a fast car to race around on Clearwater and Miami streets and was allowed to. I guess drinking and driving were ok the day of the wreck as well. This kid needs a reality check and not a reality tv series on cable tv. He has only spent 3 weeks in jail and will probably only have to serve 3 or 4 months with good behavior. Certainly doesn't seem fair since John will spend the rest of his life (however long that will be) in a coma.
Re: Amy – Well Amy Paris, Nicole and Lindsay didn't cause any of their friends to be in a comatose state for street racing. Douchebag Hogan has given his friend no normalcy of life he should have been tried for murder because alot of people would rather be dead than having an artificial breathing apartus, someone feeding and cleaning him this kid was sentenced to a shitty existence for the rest of his life. And you are lucky to only get 8 months!! karma you fucking never been has been
Nothing to think about????? WTF!!! What the hell did he expect!! I get that his friend had the choice of getting in the car…but seriously, if you gave a fuck about ur supposed best friend, youd tell them not to get in the car if you thought itd be dangerous. After hearing the testomonies of his g/f etc in court…I cannot believe he is bitching like that!!! Cunt. Should have got the full sentencing. K x
p.s - what was a 17 year old doing in possesion of a car like that anyway???
Re: Heather –
Is it idiot day today? Why do we want to feel sorry for a little rich kid that ruined someones life? I don't feel sorry for little rich fucks that live excessively with their expensive cars, mansions and see they are fucking idiotic. Thats what sucks. The only reason he is crying is because he doesn't have some one serving to his every whim and his cell is only as big as his bathroom at home… As for Brooke she is talentless so she never got off to a start to tank as you call it. The seperation of his mother and father, big fucking deal it happens in america every fucking day.
how long will he have to serve
So if it were the other way around and it was John who crashed the car and Nick left comatose, would everyone be burning John at the stake like they're doing Nick? Would everyone have sympathy for Nick and the Hogan family? Probably not. You'd all probably be saying he got what he deserved. And if John got a sentence of 8 months (or longer, or even fewer) you'd all probably be saying he should get less time and the justice system and everyone is being too hard on him. Cause Nick is a stupid teenage celebrity who thinks he's on top of the world and he shouldn't have been racing and his parents taught him to wear his seatbelt and he didn't, so he got what he deserved. So many of you people are so hateful and full of double standards.
I'm dying. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x 100000.
hell his friend wuzza dumbass for gettin in that car I sure as fuck wouldn't. I saw a tv program with nick trying to drift. mutherfukker cant drive
They should throw his silly azz in general 'population.'
You mean he didn't ask how John is doing?
Thanks Perez for calling this punk out! Its not a vacation its Prison dipshit! If he had a thought run threw his mind mabey he wouldent have had to go to prison. His mother has the balls to say he's learning his lesson? I hope this haunts him and brands him a danger FOREVER!!
Nothing to think about, are you effin' kidding me?!?!?!
A little bit of time, and LOTS to think about.
Use this as an opportunity to grow and learn from.
How a split second decision can change, ruin or end a life!!!
What an arse!! He should be thinkin' about how lucky he is to be alive and not in a freakin' coma!! He can't even think of anything to think about!? Read a freakin' bible and start praying to God and thank Him you are alive!
i like how he sounds remorseful because of his punishment, not because of his actions, real class act,
nothing to think about? BOY you have PLENTY to think about, you are lucky to have the ability to think, unlike your friend John who is in a vegetative state of mind due to your reckless actions.
pretty sure we can expect his pr person to step in soon and encourage the little fruit loop to start apologizing.
What does he mean he doesn't have anything to think about???? He put his friend in the hospital!!! IN A COMA!!! I think both him AND his sister are spoiled beyond belief!!! He really deserves more than 8 months!
To the douchbags saying Nick is not at fault because his friend choose to get in the car, getting in a car is not consent to be paralyzed and put into a coma. It is assumed when you get in a car that the driver will not drive in a fashion that puts your life at risk. It is 100% Nick's fault and he should have gotten a lot more than 8 months.
Re: Brahman – U r dumb…
wow! i do not feel sorry for him! I know what its like to have your brother basically helpless. My brother has been at Stanford hospital since january he hasnt been able to walk or breath on his own. Its the worst thing ever! you dont realize how important the simple things in life are till its gone.
I really think the United States prison system needs to be reformed (especially in terms of sending drug users to jail), but this is one instance where I'm hard-pressed to feel too much sympathy. What he did truly did hurt someone else, and it wasn't even some accident that couldn't have been prevented.
WHAT AN A HOLE HE IS. THAT'S WHAT HE DESERVES FOR HIS STUPIDITY. DRIVING SO FAST, NO REGARD FOR ANYONE ELSE WHO MIGHT BE DRIVING.
Re: Alena – He's still young AND stupid. Mostly stupid. He's not willing to pay for his actions. He's freakin' crying and begging her mom to get him out of there, just like a little kid. I don't see any remorse whatsoever. He just continued living in this reckless way while his friend was in a coma. He learnt NOTHING. And still don't get it, apparently.
There's nothing to think about?!?! Try thinking about the fact that you got ONLY 8 months for almost killing another human being!!! He is changed for the rest of his life and you ONLY GOT 8 MONTHS!!! Try thinking about that!!!
I cant stand rich kids like this. They NEVER get it. They have no substance and are very shallow. He just dosent get it.
There's PLENTY for Nick to think about. Let's start with his stupid decision to drink and drive. Let's move on to his excessive speed and reckless handling of a car that was - clearly - way too much for the little wuss to handle. Then there's the little matter of his friend, who is damaged for life. For LIFE, Nickie-poo. So take it like a man, kiddo, serve your pitifully short time, and try not to be such a total douche when you get out. And by the way: Note to your warden - Why not let Little Mr. Nick take his shower in the communal room. Just once. Please? I think it would be an - ahem - learning experience.
YOU G-D-DAMN FUCKING BITCH.
WTF??!!!! "There's nothing to think about". How about your friend that's lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to tubes!!! What a F-ing idiot!!! "It's like the size of my bathroom". What a spoiled brat! He makes me sick!!!
um, how the fuck did a radio station get these recordings? isn't anyone else a little disturbed by that?
Nothing to think about!? How about thinking of what you did to your friend!? Those thoughts should be torturing him!!! Unbelievable!!
What a dumb, inconsiderate, thoughtless PRICK!!!!! He should be thinking about the awful accident he caused to send his friend in the hospital and be brain dead for the rest of his life. The whole Hogan clan are soooooo stupid. It's disgusting and downright appauling.
seriously…ppl this is supossed to be a private conversation with her mother…..JEEZ
Asshole. Why don't you think about, oh gee, I don't know, what you did to that guy? There's a thought, fuckhead.
for SHAME!!!
i understand that his friend was critically injured in an ACCIDENT involving stupid behavior that they BOTH willingly involved themselves in, but i would feel completely awful if i had caused my best friend's demise, and i would welcome having the book thrown at me!
and here's nick, crying over a slap on the wrist?????
Ahaha omg perez. "camp cupcake" That was funny.
Are you kidding me "Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."
WELL YOU DUMB ASS WHY DONT YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FRIEND???/ THINK ABOUT JOHN AND HIS FAMILY. I WISH THIS KID WOULD ROT IN THERE.UGHH HE MAKES ME SICK,NO REMORSE WHAT SO EVER. YOU FUCK TARD
you're right, Nick should be enjoying his time in prison and his private conversations with his mother shouldn't consist of anything but cheerful daily updates about it.
NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT!!! HOW ABOUT HIS ACTIONS AND HOW IRRESPONSIBLE HE IS.
hes a brat and the real world just slapped him in the face … finally!
That's funny. I can't wait til someone surprises his with some anal sex. And I hear they aren't too big on the lubricants in prison. I just hope he remembers to relax his muscles and breathe.
I have never been more outraged then I am now reading the transcripts of Cunt Hogan's calls to his mommy! Bitching about searving 8 months in a smaller room than he is used to. With NO remorse for the poor man in in the coma. My son was shot when he was 18 when some lowlife robbed him and he spent his last two years of life as a quad, in and out of nursing homes. There is NOTHING worse than that. He passed a month ago. Suck it up son of a D Lister fuck!!!
LMAO!!! CAMP CUPCAKE!?!!? luv it perez is the bezt !!!
i hate the hogan family they are so fake!!!!
GOTTA LOVE THE MJ MORNING SHOW…..REP IT BIG TIME! 93.3 FLZ
Hey Nick, You sniveling,whining,Punk, save all your used tampon strings and knit yourself a crying towel bitch! the marine got sentenced to a hospital bed not to mention the life effects on his family!
Hey Nick, You sniveling,whining,Punk, save all your used tampon strings and knit yourself a crying towel bitch! the marine got sentenced to a hospital bed not to mention the life effects on his family! Linda, you need a bigger set of tits the extra weight will drag the rest of the wrinkles out of your face, Brooke your ass is getting bigger your bathtub is getting serious stretch marks in it! Hulk, the truth is out all of that working out hurt you, Building muscle made you a needledick that loose skin has to come from somewhere ! your new name is, needledick the bugfucker!
Nothing to THINK about??????????
What about how stupid racing cars on the street is? How about how stupid drinking and driving is? How about the people you hurt?
At the VERY least… think of ways you can better yourself. Set goals. Make a difference…. For fuck sakes these spoiled little fucking twats are annoying the SHIT out of me!
wow, his bathroom is small.
You know… Nick Hogan is a douche… We all know this! But… He is a douche because he was a product of a bigger douche! Hulk…
That accident was just that and at any given moment, it could have gone just as bad for Nick and his friend be on the other end of it all. I say don't curse and punish Nick, and ride his ass for an accident…
Curse and ride Hulk's ass for being the mysterious douche-bag that was racing them both to begin with when the accident happened…
Hulk Hogan is a fucking retard… He always was and always will be.
And as for touching his daughters ass… Well when I was 16 years old, Hulk was hanging out in a Bar in NY called Octobers in the 80's and knowing I was underaged (The underaged kids had to wear special wrist bands in order to get in and were banned from the bar.) He bought me a drink, and tried to get me to sleep with him.
So like I said… How can you blame the kids? They are mere products of their fuck head fathers stupidity!
Not to mention their fat, shallow mothers stupid ass too…
"The medical lock-up is hard, Mommy.
*There's nothing to think about. *
And there's no race cars or beers or skateboards.
== I could finish my GED, or write a letter of apology to John's family, or try to start a program to teach other young idiots not to drink and drive, or take some correspondence course so I'll actually know how to DO something useful and productive with my life, such as it is …
… Naaaahhhh …
– Will you and daddy buy me a race car and a six-pack as soon as I get out?"
um, he wanted to go to trial? so in other words, he would plead innocent? Yeah, great way to a get a lengthy sentence!
Re: Heather –
It was also Nick's choice to drive drunk and because his actions were illegal, he has to pay the price.
Him and his whole family are a bunch of assholes. They should shut up & stop trying to be the victims. That poor guy will never live a normal life again & all asshole Nick has to do is survive 8 months in jail. New flash Hogan family no one likes you or cares about you & your lack of real careers. Take your bottle blond fake tanned selves & GO!
Nick should be in jail for as long as John is in a coma, whether that be 8 months, 1 year or the rest of his life.
nothing to think about???? how about you fucking friednd and his family
i really want to hear the phone call to mommy when the ass pounding and salad tossing starts !!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
Dont be so hard on him, he is a kid and kids do stupid shit. his friend didnt have to get in the car. you know the possible consequences when racing a car, so it is both of their faults. he didnt have to race with him. i think they were too hard on him. he should not have been tried as an adult. i think that is ridiculous. they should lower the age of consent if they are going to start prosecuting teens as adults.
suck it biatch! life aint easy whiteboy
HOGANS SUCK.
ALWAYS HAVE — ALWAYS WILL.
Not one of them ever takes responsibility for anything that I can see — bunch of crybaby, sniveling, whining, spoiled, loser, white trash, backwater, trailer park jerk-offs.
I hope Nickolette goes batshit in jail.
this spoiled spoon fed brat is getting his. unfortunately hes not in population while in the joint. hes in protective custody. pc punk city. tax payers money is babysitting this asshole. keep the cons from my little nicky. grow up you piece of shit. its memorial day and you put a good kid who served our country in a wheel chair. this kid served our country while your spoiled ass was home living the good life. you fuckin brat. yourfather never served our country he dodged the vietnam war just like youir dodging this one. sit in your cell and think about the life you fucked up. be productive unlike your plastic mother and drug filled father. id still do your sister though.
Think is right! Think of all the stupid things he has done.
slick nick is taking dick. make a veteran an invalid and you pay the price. you piece of shit. your mom is single again. id eat that droopy old hag. hulk has a raisan dick and extremely small testicles due to steroids. id do mom. shes plastic and fake but still would do her. while bubba is doing you ill do brooke and mom. set up the camcorder. ill send you a copy. rot in your cell bitch
i just saw nancy grace and the NERVE of nick saying john was a negative person!! and then hulk saying that god did this john, like he deserved it in some way?? nick better NOT get a reality show!! i think vh1 should cut all ties with the hogans, none of them deserve to make any money.
the radio station has access to these cuz all phone calls in jail/prisons are monitored and recorded. our taxes pay for these…so it's public access. see, that's how dumb this family is!!! if you really feel that way about john, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!! assholes!! he puts his life on the line for all americans and yet gets disrespected like that and can't defend himself. the hogans should be ashamed of themselves!! i encourage everyone, go to madd. org and tell them to get on vh1's ass to no longer do business with any of the hogans!!
i agree, there's someone on here saying the same goddamn thing defending nick…it has to be brooke or her slut mom!! come on!! don't make it so obvious bitch!! saying the same goddamn thing with different names, sometimes one after the other, is too obviouss!! nick DESERVES his sentence and i hope to god the graziano's clean you out!
Oh my word, I've never heard such bullsh*t in my life. I see exactly why Nick and Brooke are as dumb as they are, they're parents are freakin' idiots. Nick is exactly where he belongs. I've seen him on Hogan Knows Best and he's a total womanizer arrogant a**hole who got caught in his own game.
Its nice to see that these little brats who think they can get away with everything because of their last name, arent getting away with they're crap anymore. I'm sure his friend would rather do the 8 months in jail as opposed to a life sentence in a nursing not even able to wipe his own ass! Be grateful you can eat your creamed corn and whole wheat bread buddy! Get over yourself!!!!
Wah, wah…Nick what do you mean you have nothing to think about????….Think about your friend with his head smashed in, think about your friend who will never look out of a window again, or have children, or have a life. My personal feeling is that you should be financially responsible for John for the rest of your life. You want to make so much money in a reality show about you and your struggle to recover from this…WHAT A JOKE, no one gives a crap about you. You and your family are a bunch of low class losers!!!!
first of all who fuckin really knows if nicks friend got in the car willingly maybe he was too drunk and was helped in????? can t ask him he s in a hospital bed . second of all all the fuckin hogan familys doing is poor else wtf is wrong with that faMILY ??? hogan feeling up his daughter nick being a little whinny bitch mom chasing jailbait and brokke being a skank
They should have an 8×10 photo of the " friend " he almost killed, lying comatose in bed, up on the wall of his cell - that would be something to look at, huh ?
LETS CREATE A " FREE BABY HOGAN!! " WEBSITE! AND SELL T-SHIRTS!
Give me a fucking break! 8 months aint shit! He got off lucky. THE PARENTS GOT HIS STUPID ASS ALCOHOL! THEY SHOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELIQUENCY OF A MINOR. Spoiled fucking rich kid! Fucking idiot celebrities really think they can get away with all kinds of shit!
wtf does he mean there is nothing to think about…..uhhhh hello look what he fucking did!