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Madonna & Mr. Madonna

Filed under: Madonna > Francophilia

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Brangelina, who????

The hot couple of Cannes on Thursday was Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Mr. & Mrs. attended amfAR's annual Cinema Against AIDS benefit.

Note to them:

When putting on a happy face, try and look happy!!!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

171 comments to “Madonna & Mr. Madonna”

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  1. asdf says – reply to this


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    hot

  2. YAY! says – reply to this


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    1st!

  3. Kate says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful!

  4. my hey hey says – reply to this


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    1st

  5. c says – reply to this


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    first

  6. TAG says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS HOT!!

  7. phinneas poe says – reply to this


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    boring.

  8. Joy says – reply to this


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    That looks like something my grandmother would wear!! What was she thinking…they aren't even holding hands!!

  9. ray says – reply to this


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    What a hideous dress!

  10. erica says – reply to this


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    1st they look good

  11. iwn says – reply to this


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    i win

  12. lexi says – reply to this


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    fourth!

  13. ceci says – reply to this


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    she looks so gorgeous!

  14. Jason says – reply to this


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    Madonna looks like a grandma in this dress to english

  15. jasmine says – reply to this


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    I love the way he has his arm around Madonna's.

  16. NYC says – reply to this


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    she actually looks amazing.

  17. lg says – reply to this


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    One if The Golden Girls called and wants their dress back!

  18. MIMI says – reply to this


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    FUCK NO..BRANGELINA IS THE SHIT THEY ARE THE GOLDEN COUPLE!

  19. scott says – reply to this


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    topten?

  20. chicka says – reply to this


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    she looks good for her age

  21. Mike says – reply to this


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    That dress is from the "Dynasty" collection!! For shame Madonna … you can do better than that!!!

  22. NOT YET LEGAL says – reply to this


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    Maybe they are upset that the adoption has not been finalized.
    They are probably emotionally exhausted.

  23. she is amazing! says – reply to this


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    MRS. RITCHIE LOOKS STUNNING!!! NICE COLOUR ON DRESS!!!

  24. karen says – reply to this


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    that is an ugly dress.

  25. WOW says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS STUNNING!!

  26. Viva says – reply to this


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    Madonna looks magnificent, Guy looks pissed

  27. lor3 says – reply to this


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    first

  28. [[MAR]] says – reply to this


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    OMG WHO CARES THEY ARE OLD & THEY SEEM HAPPY TO ME iF NOT THEY WiLL SPLiT…BLAH BLAH BLAH…..

  29. Berlino says – reply to this


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    hawt. I'd love to suck his dick!

  30. yanine says – reply to this


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    He is not wearing a wedding ring…..

  31. Tired of Lies says – reply to this


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    .
    I must say she is wearing a lot of ugly clothes lately.
    .

  32. Jess says – reply to this


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    call me old fashioned, but isn't the lady supposed to hold her guy's arm like that? as if we didn't already know who whore the pants in that relationship.

  33. bobrossqueen says – reply to this


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    Ugh, I hate Madonna.

  34. Melissa says – reply to this


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    Is that Nancy Reagan??

  35. Starfire says – reply to this


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    Madonna has a rocking body. Why would she wear a dress like that? I guess she's dressing more her age but it's Madonna! She's ageless. I guess I just expect something less conservative from her. They both do look amazing though.

  36. vic says – reply to this


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    Madonna and Guy are NO Brangelina..
    I admire their efforts and I wish them well. But I love Brad and Angelina…. I know Brangelina. Madonna and Guy are no Brangelina.
    What's wrong with Broadway, Perez?

  37. lilya says – reply to this


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    Haha Brangelina who? yeah right,,,only the gay boys love Madonna so…

  38. HOLYMOLLY says – reply to this


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    OMG. SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD! AND IM NOT A FAN> REALLY MADONNA KEEP UP THE LOOK!!

  39. Boogie Girl says – reply to this


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    Hot!!! Love the hair! Go Madge!

  40. amyflora says – reply to this


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    Damn, she looks dowdy. What old lady's closet did she steal that dress from? And, sweetie, a touch-up to the old roots maybe? She is looking more and more like Donatella Versace.

  41. Old Lady Tits says – reply to this


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    Madonna is even making Guy look old!

    Madonna's body is aging sooooooooooo badly.

    She reminds me of an old Lucille Ball. No amount of plastic surgery can make her have a sexy desirable body. Sad for her cause that's all she sells.

  42. Taffey Dollar says – reply to this


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    Ok bitches…she finally got a stylist to make her dress her age. Too bad her face looks 25 years younger than her scary buzzard-like claw-hands….And can you say V E R I C O S E V E I NS got support hose???

    Love,
    Taf

  43. Bridesmaid's Dress says – reply to this


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    Doesn't she know that, no matter what the bride says, you can never wear a bridesmaid's dress again in public?!?!

  44. Jannifer says – reply to this


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    He's not wearing a wedding ring.

  45. Leslie says – reply to this


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    Im sorry I love Madonna, but the girl needs a stylist, Perez, you can do a very good job at this, but what is with this dress, and for that matter every other pc of clothing she has, I mean really…she's up there or higher then the Angelina, Gwenyth, Posh, Get some nice flatter clothes already

  46. meme says – reply to this


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    FAKE, FAKE, FAKE CHEEKBONES!!

    Nice cheekbone implants Madge — look at her old photos - her face did not look like that. Its the latest method in "trying to look young when you are OLD as dirt . . .

  47. Theo says – reply to this


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    Madonna's face looks so botoxed but her hands look very zombie-ish. She almost looks like she has had an eye lift too. She looks good, but a bit odd. Love the hair. Not digg'in the "queen mother" dress. Nice color.

  48. flangie nopants says – reply to this


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    Careful, Madge, you're morphing into the bride of Wildenstein….

  49. Divas lover says – reply to this


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    Madonna, I love she is back stronger than ever this year!!!

    Madonna and other divas all in this year……..Janet Jackson, Tina Turner,
    Mariah and the one and only Donna Summer

    Love it !

  50. NoElleNo- she wore something appropriate?!?!? says – reply to this


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    DAMN! I'm looking for the hot couple- not a freak and her lap dog! She always looks like Madame in human form but at least she's been in fashion. First she's 50 in Frederick's of Hollywood's Vintage Whore collection, now she's jammed into a wrinkled frumpy frock?!?!?…and it looks cheap! Can we PLEASE get her some clothes that were made in this century and a realization that she is in fact 50.

  51. I hate that old cunt says – reply to this


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    But she looks decent

  52. mike says – reply to this


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    WOW!! MADONNA'S FACE IS PULLED SO TIGHT!!! SHE LOOKS CONSANTLY SURPRISED!

  53. Soana says – reply to this


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    Oh please show a happy face, hi is so cold and she needs a hot latin man, jajaja yeaaaa you madgesty.

  54. PoeEdgarAllen says – reply to this


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    Oh my. Why has Madonna been raiding Barbara Bush's closet again?

  55. Soana says – reply to this


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    by the way, ugly dress ugh

  56. Fernando says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE NANCY REAGAN…. COME ON, MADONNA, DRESS BETTER, YOU ARE NOT SO OLD.

  57. ROBYN'S NEW ALBUM #107 ON BILLBOARD says – reply to this


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    YOU FAT FUCK MADONNA IS #8 WITH 87% DROP IN SALES AND ROBYN DEBUT AT #107 . PEREZ PLEASE DONT EVER HATE ON ANY OTHER SINGER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. poorguy says – reply to this


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    Guy looks like a beat man. He has the deadened stare of a man going through the motions. Madonna looks like she's had a ton of work, but for the most part, it's pretty good work. Not the look I'd go for, but whatever.

  59. Mariah Carey says – reply to this


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    Hahahahhahahahahha, my mother has the same outfit!! Madonna, how come your 10 years younger husband looks 10 years OLDER than you?? IS that what being married to your testosterone infused self results in?

    Hahhahahahahhahaha…..I am the diva queen Mariah!!!!!

  60. CK says – reply to this


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    Yeah, it looks like he can't stand that bitch. You can tell she had some work "done" in this picture. BIGTIME!

  61. BLECHHHHH.... says – reply to this


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    There's a lady in my neighbourhood who wears that dress to church.

  62. Dust Ruffles says – reply to this


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    Look at the bottom of that Golden Girls dress!
    It looks tucked under like the dust ruffle on my bed!
    Man tries sooo hard but she is just an old twat now.
    Probably smells like grandma too
    with a crocheted doll over a roll of toilet paper in her bathroom.

  63. Shannon says – reply to this


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    HAAAAHAAAAAA!!! I think someone raides Rose Nyland's closet! That dress is totallly Golden Girls circa 1984!

  64. onemomwhosnuts says – reply to this


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    she looks like a pile of shit left by a Stepford wife … don't be such a suck up!!! i wouldn't aspire to look like that fugly hag!!!

  65. douchenozzle says – reply to this


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    Guy Ritchie is 110% hot. Madonna looks pretty good too, but why does her dress look like it was hemmed with scotch tape five minutes ago?

  66. q says – reply to this


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    Im not a brangelina fan but they are so much hotter than madonna and her husband.Madonna's husband was never a hot movie star like Brad.

  67. annie says – reply to this


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    Lately, Madonna is a dead ringer for Wayland Flower's Madame puppet!!!! All she needs is a turban….

  68. Cloying Corey Carrier says – reply to this


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    STOP
    ***
    WHORING
    ***
    washed-up, old skank MADONNA
    ***
    FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( You're so fucking transparent, it's sickening. We aaaaall *know* you're in bed w/ Madonna's record label. Jonas Brothers, too.

  69. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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    Which one is Madonna? They kind of look the same…

  70. Chrissy says – reply to this


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    Has she ever had plastic surgery? Like on her face? Her face is near flawless.

  71. maybe says – reply to this


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    Maybe they can't smile..all the silacone injected in Madonna seeped into her old mans body and now they are both incapable of facial expressions.

  72. Alives says – reply to this


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    He's Fucking English!!! Get it???? they don't fucking smile.
    and u are sucha fucking douchebag for making fun of a lil baby for being fat. Fuck off u loser!

  73. elizabeth says – reply to this


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    she looks beautiful..like a megastar!!!!

  74. HANNMANN says – reply to this


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    WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT GUY RITCHIE, I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK HE DID…..OH I KNOW NOTHING….MADONNA LOOK GREAT HES A PIECE OF SHIT….SHE WILL SNAP OUT OF IT SOON AND DUMB HIS ASS

  75. huh? says – reply to this


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    notice they're holding each other's arms, and she's got the typical "man" thing, where he's linked his arm through hers?

  76. K says – reply to this


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    Where's his wedding band? They look miserable . Put a fork in them, they're done!!

  77. guby says – reply to this


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    she looks amazing. better than ever. Has she had MORE work done?

  78. Lori says – reply to this


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    What is up with Madonna and the matronly dresses lately? I know she is going to be 50 but does she have to look the part? Eww, Madonna, spice it up a little bit and ditch the old maid rags.

  79. Adonna Man says – reply to this


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    Notice how girl is always wearing LONG SLEAVES lately hiding those manly arms?? Oy Im popeye the sailor man….

  80. mojo says – reply to this


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    She looks shiteous! That dress, those roots and most of all her old lady hands. Ewwwwww.

  81. fyi says – reply to this


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    it's amazing how these celebs spend so much money on fixing their faces, botoxing, expensive creams, cosmetic surgery to look younger and yet their hands look their age! Madonna, Angelina and Sarah Jessica (the only one I like) all have nasty old lady hands. Protruding veins and wrinkled skin. eeeww.

  82. Adonna Man continued says – reply to this


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    Re: Adonna Man – Well I'll be darned, forgot to say, look how pretty she can be when she isnt shoving her T and A in your face. Now thats how a lady dresses. Nice to see for a change…or is it nice not to see..either way, Im liking it! :)

  83. Jimmyjam says – reply to this


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    Madonna is better than ever. The dress is awesome, but the work she is doing is the focus for me. I don't care what other's may say, Madge has it going on and she knows what's important in life. I love you Madonna!!!!!

  84. calypso says – reply to this


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    that dress is an improvement for her. it hides her manish arms and chest, she actually looks feminine for once!

  85. MUHAHAHA says – reply to this


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    Its hard to actually look happy when your wife has man arms! She's a MAN baby! lol Really, she needs to slow down on the bizzarre excersing that she does, she no longer looks femanine. shame.

  86. Paulie says – reply to this


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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Madonna. But this outfit looks like it was stolen from Nancy Reagan's closet.

  87. dana carvey says – reply to this


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    Did she steal that piece of crap dress from the Church Lady skit closet at SNL?

  88. Robin says – reply to this


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    A woman who is almost 50 ,should not wear her hair parted in middle with THOSE DAMN BLACK ROOTS.even if she is botoxed madonna, if I have to see another pic of her with those blacks roots, I'm going to puke!

  89. Mary says – reply to this


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    That frock fucking looks like a wadded up pad. Horrible.

  90. Ginger says – reply to this


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    Is that one of her dresses from the 80s? She can do MUCH better than that!

  91. Silver says – reply to this


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    a body language expert would have a field day with this picture, especially the hands. She stands in the front, asserting dominance, and he is in the back like a good trained hubby. His hands are not touching hers, but it's like he is the child latching on to mummy's hands, and she doesn't want to hold his.
    I give their marriage another year, maybe two if they are lucky

  92. NICO says – reply to this


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    aaawe, she looks pretty.
    i wonder what Guy is thinking…

  93. ckayindc says – reply to this


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    rofl, i love how he has his arm linked in her arm…totally mr. madonna stat.

  94. cecy says – reply to this


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    Why would you even compare Brangelina with these two?????

  95. annie_s says – reply to this


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    I know shes a mom now and being older and all but what a far cry of what she used to be like,I used to love the fact she was always re-inventing herself and always changing her hair,shes been stuck with this same hairdo since her son Rocco was born.Time for a change Madge!

  96. kid rock's butt plug says – reply to this


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    Where is she going in my Granny's dress?

  97. wicky says – reply to this


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    His hand is just dangling off her arm like he's been ordered to play nice and act the role of good hubby. he's only meeting her halfway. God forbid he touch her with his hand. He looks very uncomfortable but she's definitely put him in his place.

  98. Miranda says – reply to this


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    Why..WHY does he always hold her arm like that? It's suppose to be the other way around, he always looks like he's carrying her…like you'd hold your granma's arm.

  99. Vivian says – reply to this


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    Her hair is so tired.

  100. QbnPrincess305 says – reply to this


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    Oh, I get it!!!!!!!!!

    She's wearing all the shit now that she didn't wear in 1982.

    Not the best choice in Cannes, Madonna… YUCK… Love you but you look like you stepped out of TOOTSIE…

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