Madonna & Mr. Madonna
Filed under: Madonna > Francophilia
Brangelina, who????
The hot couple of Cannes on Thursday was Madonna and Guy Ritchie.
Mr. & Mrs. attended amfAR's annual Cinema Against AIDS benefit.
Note to them:
When putting on a happy face, try and look happy!!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I think it's nice that Guy Richie brought his grandmother to Cannes!
with all the botox shes shootin into her face she prob cant smile!
Brangelina are in love, you can tell by their body language, and with the body language of the madonnas, clearly they're not.
He's hot. She looks like circ 1959 with the center part hairdo and office temp dress. Nothing against office temps intended.
Notice how he laces his arm through hers, instead of the other way around!!! We know who wears the pants in that family!!!!!
Jesus did she borrow that dress from the Queen??????????????
Mr. Madonna looks great………….
This is the second pic where Madonna looks so TINY! What's up?!?
Also, just an observation but the person responsible for hemming Ms. M's dress should be kept from the sewing arts FOREVER- -that is atrocious!
WTF is Madonna wearing? I think my grandmother has that same dress…. and hers is badly hemmed, too.
he is soooooo yummy. i will take him if she doesn't want him! lol
Whatz up with that dress?! She looks like an old granny, lol!
wow this woman looks hott 50 and looks 25 wow u go madge
His arm is in the FEMALE POSITION and her MADGESTY'S is in the MALE'S. For those who had a lingering doubt who wears the pants well now you KNOW!
What in the name of Prada is she wearing? Ugly color…and looks like something my grandma would have worn in the 70's to my jr. high graduation. Hideous! And I want to make this clear straight away, these two are NO Brangelina. She looks like she wants to run away from him, he looks like he's going through the motions. Its all about body language and theirs speaks volumes!
A fake marriage is nothing to smile about — 'specially for the mister.
what is her obsession with bows lately? they make her look old fashioned-unless that's what she's going for-i hope not!
Yikes! That dress is hiiiiiiiideous!
Guy does not look happy. I feel something is going on. I'm sure he is tired of her kissing women every chance she gets. You don't need to do that to sell records if the music is good. Love him, Hate her dress.
OMG LOVE that dress and the color is beautiful. PERFECT !
is it just me… or shouldn't madonna's arm be linked through guy's? just an observation.
hope you're kidding…she looks a mess. She needs to fire her tailor, the hem and sleeves in the dress, one word atrocious! Her hair, yuk, see a colorist already!
Madge and she's 50 ????? Damn, best pic I've seen of her in ages…stunning
god her husband is such a loser. bad films. ugly. shitty father. asshole husband. i think i would take wife-beater alcoholic penn over this twat. seriously. at least the sex would be exciting. dump him madonna. come back to nyc, where you belong. we love you!
WOW she looks beautiful. The prettiest and youngest she has looked in years!
Mr Ritchie hasnt been looking too happy lately.
wtf is she wearing?!?
the bottom hem of her dress looks sloppy
Pictures I've seen of Madonna and Mr. Madonna the last few months –their body language does not reflect a happy couple. I tend to believe that their marriage is 'rocky'.
Where's the body language expert when you need one??? This couple is sooo
over. Look at how unhappy they look. I think Guy is just a nice guy trying to keep
it together for Rocco. It doesn't matter how many millions she has, she can't buy
love. haaaaaaaaa
Love how she is escorting him, by him taking her arm…and her face looks paralyzed and plastic.
WHO DID SHE BORROW THIS DRESS FROM ANGELA CHANNING?
The only reason guy married this whore was because she was pregnant guy is a gentleman.They don't look happy at all especially him.
Her makeup and hair are beautiful but the dress is terrible.
I don't get why a couple constantly has to be shrieking with joy at eachother in pictures to be considered a "happy couple".
Re: Pilarrrrr – Yeah, M cant buy love but MooMoo can and she did! hahahahaha
they are soooooooooooo much hotter than brangepreggo!
The boy language between those two says it all. It looks so awkward.
What the hell is she wearing? Her grandmother's dress? Gawd, it's ugly.
Re: MIMI – GO EAT SHIT….MADONNA IS WAY HOTTER THAN ANGELINA AND UR STUPID GHETTO MIMI,,,,,
Madonna - please stop injecting your ass flab into your fake cheeks. And your cankles are horrific! Estelle Getty wants her dress back. Please cancel your tour.
MY GOD, THAT RED DRESS IS HIDEOUS. IT LOOKS FIT FOR A 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN! ALSO, LOOK AT HER OLD "MAN" HANDS!!!! NICE FACELIFT THOUGH. LOOKS VERY NATURAL. GUY IS SCRUMPTIOUS!
Now that's a couple I want to double date with. gorgeous color
That dress is from Stella McCartney Spring 2009 collection.
Well, Guy's a director, not an actor! The body language analyzers will have a great time with that one! What in the name of God is she wearing and why did she hem it with Scotch tape?
Madonna and Sharon Stone looks gorgeuos!
People need to stop being sooo mean!
Her Depends undergarment fell down and thank goodness her hem caught it.
omg!!! I love this so much. They look HAWT and FIERCE!
WTF is she wearing???? My mom has that same dress she bought it from the Blair catalogue!
What the HELL is she wearing? I won't be caught dead in that dress!
He looks so unhappy! There is great sadness in his eyes. I guess
Vampire Woman has sucked all of his life juices out of him…
That is the most shiteous dress I have ever seen in my whole life.
Guy looks over it and would rather go back to the pub.
yawn.
all i can say is "witchy -poo"
I looooove her dress and makeup! looks great! I want that dress!!
she looks like a candy- quality street. how much botox and filler has she had!!!!
If you were photographed a million times a week with your husband I'm sure there would be times your not smiling. Give them a break they are human beings just like everyone else. Madonna looks gorgeous as usual.
OMG! Her dress is awsome!! What's wrong with you people.. love the dress.. love Madonna.. LOVE IT!
icon of the WORLD. love her!
What is up with that granny dress? Of course she looks uptight.
The only reason she made that documentary is because she wants an oscar the bitch doesn't care about Africa she works in Africa because she wants to convert the Africains to Kabbalah.
Her head looks like it was photoshopped to her body. It doesn't look right.
i know she hit the 50 mark, but this WAS once madonna…all the lil old lady outfit's should be 'hung up' once and for all
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MADONNA LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GWEN STEFANI???? I KNOW THEY ARE RELATED BUT MADGE, YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and p.s. your music has sucked for such a long time and so do your wardrobe choices!
This is a hideous dress - something my old, old, old, grandmother (86) would wear….eeek!
Madonna is hot! Alwayz was n alwayz will b. She came from nuttin n has bcome 1 of d most powerful individuals. I think that's y a lot of people don't like her, "jealosy", that's how I dfine dat.
Go Madge!
Madonna is hot! Alwayz was n alwayz will b. She came from nuttin n has bcome 1 of d most powerful individuals. I think that's y a lot of people don't like her, "jealousy", that's how I dfine dat.
Go Madge!
How DARE everyone keep making
fun of my phony fake upper crust
British accent!
I have F***ING CLASS, I TELL YOU!
Show me some f***ing respect, you bunch
of f***heads, I'm a proper lady,
can't you tell from my f***ing accent!"
Why is he linking her, she looks like his fag-hag!
hot couple……… i like the way they hold or wrap hand(s). its their signature.
Madonna be yourself well will all still live you !!!!!
OMG..
for being the first female singer to actually dress racy…
this is kinda over rated xD..