Messy & Moist
Filed under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion
We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police."
Thanks!!!!
And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Messy & MoistFiled under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion
We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police." Thanks!!!! And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce. [Photo via Getty Images.] Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Re: stefany –
lol.
I bet you are nearsighted AND fat.
You look like some flabby pouf with a pig nose. Get over yourself.
Perez, you are seriously screwed up. I'm sorry dude but this stuff is disgusting. Yer doin it fer the fashion right?? Not for the $$$$$$$$. You have absolutely no taste at all. May I recommend some Thierry Mugler therapy for you. Please get some help!
You make me sick.
looks like you picked that outfit up at Walmart on sale
You make me sick.
um…if "fierce" means horrid then you've got it, Perez! You did NOT look good in any way, shape, or form! You looked like a huge yellow dildo! I've seen you look WAAAAAAAAY better. Try harder next time.
You look like a tool. You should be the last one on the planet to critique fashion. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have style. Just like being asian doesn't mean you can fix a computer. This is another vote for "stfu on yourself" and stick to what you are good at - being a gossip whore.
you do look like a hot mess you flithy bast
i wouldn't wear that to take out the trash, the garbage men might pick you and throw you in the back of the truck.
perez you looking sexy!
You Better Work It Missy! I
you look like a mess who just woke up nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not fierce but scary
How much weight have you lost? You look great!
hahahahhahah i love you. you are so upbeat
You look so damn skinny!!! I am so happy for you. I'm not diggin the yellow, but your hair looks great! You me to get myslef back on the wagon… Keep up the good work!
I agree that Adam Sandler's kid is ugly!!
GO Perez!
not many people are able to pull off wearing even the smallest amount of yellow, but damn it you managed to keep it fierce in an outfit completely comprised of yellow. get it girl.
Who the hell is "we"? why do you always say "we"?
"we" this and "we" that !
you are a fucking hot mess!!! love the pnasty!!!! think its fucking hilar that the hater bitches don't even get that you love every second of their haterness!!!! JEALOUS biotches
KILL YOURSELF YOU VILE FUCK
You look so good you skinny bitch! : )
haha i like it perez, totally 80s!!
Your a diva, Perez. we love you!
You look stupid and ridiculous. You then have the nerve to trash others that look so much better than you. Sharon Stone AND Star Jones look way way better than you on their worst day.
FUCKING MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If fierce means ugly, then yes Perez you look fierce. Otherwise, not so much.
PEREZITO!!!
:-)
Love the shirt! Here are some tips:
Pair it with a nice pair of dark jeans, and a black leather belt.
Tuck it in a little bit in the front.
OH and some sunglasses.
End result = Perez HOTTNESS
i find it really funny- all these people hatin' on you.
BUT..then these dumbasses are still supporting you by going on your website.
y'all are fuc*ing idiots. if you don't like him.. don't go on the website!
for reals.
xoxo luv you perez!
Uh, you're looking skinny! The work outs are working! Who the hell can pull of yellow like that?
Perez, you rock! Your hair and eyebrows look GREAT dark like that! It makes your eyes stand out really well.
DUDE, you need to take it down a notch with all the self promoting you are doing…we come here to read about celebs, not you and Teddy
"Fierce?" Dejame reirme un poco.. ja ja ja! Te ves como un payaso ridiculo… Estas delirando Perez… LOL
Men should absolutely never wear lipstick…never.
I LOVE THE LOOK!
Re: ANTI-PEREZ –
Yes.. it must be done.
First try dousing yourselves (We) with gasoline then start yourselves (We) on fire with a match, if that doesn't do it there is always the old standby, eat the revolver Mario … do us (We) all a favor.
You look like a packet of Taco Bell mild sauce.
Yep, FIERCE AND FEROSH! Love the hair, you go Girl!
Fierce!? Dude only women are supposed to look fierce…and just admit it…u are a HOT TRANNY MESS, and your shirt even says it. You live in la-la land…wow.
why doesnt anyone and everyone just shut the fuck up and stop coming to this site if you are just going to sit there and post shitty comments about perez? this is his site and i can guarantee that he loves to read all the comments posted about him from you jealous losers. its fucking hilarios that you lame ass cunts have nothing better do to then go to a web site where you are just going to leave shitty and immatue comments about someone you dont even like. and hey look at it this way….hes the one w/ the money and the haters so basically all i can say is JEALOUSLY IS A TERRIBLE SICKNESS…GET WELL SOON WHORES.
GROW THE FUCK UP!!
i love you but seriosuly that outfit it beyond hainous
You are so unattractive..stop including pictures of yourself on this site. I enjoy it otherwise.
Your hair looks like Davey Havok's from AFI circa 2006. Perez, do you have anything about him to share?
Perez you look best with dark hair. You're looking so good now that you've dropped a couple pounds!
Ferosh, but a little Charlie Manson-ish around the eyes:)
personally with your personality.. i think you need to stop dressing loud to attract attention..people know who you are now.. and get it… you need to be yourself.. and dress for you.. but you need a stylist to help you with it.. you make to much money to keep embrassing yourself..and calling yourself fierce isn't going to take away that its a awful outfit… i love your site.. but your outfit did look bad
btw.. great job on losing weight.. i know its a hard thing…!!! and you look better with dark hair… skip the ugly pops of color… they aren't done right..
Hey Perez you look like your trying out for Millie Vanillie…..GOOD LUCK don't lip sink!!!!!!!
pulling
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You need to stop talking about you as "We"… you are only one person.. oh wait.. that's right… you and your ego = 2
If someone else was wearing that, you'd be all over it like stink on shit
hahaha i think you look fierce!!!
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'He can lose all the weight he wants and he'll never look handsome or feminine (as his flambouyant gayness suggests he longs for).
He has bad facial bone structure, and the result is that he looks like a long faced characature of a slightly more attractive person.
It seems he is trying to make up for it by wearing brightly colored clothes commonly meant for troubled girls ages 12-16.
If his desire is to be as ridiculed in the fashion world as much as his website is insanely popular in its hateful comments, he will succeed.
Good job perez. You must have a lot of natural confidence to have this image and not feel the desire to commit suicide.
Why the FUCK do you refer to yourself, a singular person (like as in who would fuck you) as "WE"?
The "WE" thing is OLD.
How many people will care about you after you are gone?
You look SKINNY, sweets!!
Re: eric – R E L A X DUDE! This is just a celebrity blog, not the cure to cancer. I agree with Kate….take a prozac
I love your reaction! Its priceless! Yea, I made it. Thats really all that matters.
who is we? you are one person
PEREZ IS THE SHIT! I LOOOOVE PEREZ! and yeea u looked damn hot in that outfit perez! there just jealous. Don't mind the haters!!
You still look good. Yellow is the color to wear right know, granted the pants might be to much but f it you got press!!
Perez would say something crass about Bananas, obesity, and Payless if he weren't the one in the pic.
Your popularity is already fading "Perez"… you are just a hanger-on, a parasite. People know it and are getting tired of you. My friends and I have all said as much and I'm sure we're not alone.
And it's just ridiculous to speak in 3rd person.
You look like you've slimmed down too! Keep it up Hot Stuff!!!
You really look like you've lost a lot of weight!
Whoever Eisenberg is should NOT be judging what's written on the shirt if s/he doesn't even know what it even means. A hot mess means being an extreme mess….so if the "hot" was taken away …it would just mean that Perez looks less than an extreme mess….although i think Eisenberg is trying to say that Perez DOES look like a hot mess. Get with the lingo, dude…you just look stupid now!
are you losing weight?? you look good… the outfit is a bit much
Perez!!! FIRE YOUR STYLIST!!! That outfit is HO'RENDOUS!!!
oh wait… that's right… you don't even HAVE a stylist….
explains this FASHION DON'T!
i love it. i think they should eat dog shit! rock on p-nasty
No HUMOR at US WEEKLY?
He looks like a banana.
you look so good! at first glance, i thought it was pete wentz.
i think you look awesome.. as always
dont mind the people insulting you.. hey there still on your site right.. its they're guilty pleasure and they love you.. so FUCK THEM.. they can eat a bag of moose cock .. hahah
perez, once again you've proved yourself to be yet another one of those fame seeking whores - bad press is good press, right perez? they aren't saying good things about your outfit, you looked more like a whole shitload of mustard instead.
i dont like your outfit either. HORRIBLE. how can you judge others when you wear THAT!?
You do look fierce honey. The hair looks great!!! In fact, I think I've never seen you look so sexy! Keep it up!!!
if ur definition of fierce=a giant ol gay big bird then ur correct perez…u nailed it
and skinny too perez! i am glad to see your 4th of july diet is working for you! work it girl!
emma from australia xo
You don't look fierce, you look like a fat banana. You're always trashing people who smoke pot and drink, what about obesity? Trim down, bitch!
i admire you delusional self confidence Perez
f'ing hot!!!! damn if you weren't gay and I wasn't an old hag… lol. love ya, you sexy thang!!!!!
Perez! YOU NEED HELP! NOW!
Perez, there's this thing known as a GYM . . .
That's what you get for THINKING, P. You look like an idiot.
Oh, yeah… you ARE an idiot!
You always look fierce babe
Dressing messy is the only way perez makes it to the mags, of course he dresses awful because he knows he'll get attenton.
I think you look great in this pic Perez….like hella thin! GOod for you ! …..PS some of the folks comments on this thing are bloddy rude …..why are they reading your page if they dont like you ……I say to them " boo you you and your whole damn crew ! " KEEP UP THE FIERCENESS !
gosh perez! dont even try to complain… it was actually a BIG MESS! and a bad one… i mean look at you, your hair was just: ugh. and your eyebrows couldnt look faker than they look! just do me a favor: take those blue things off your hair, you look even MORE ridiculous than you usually do darling (if thats possible)
EVEN STAR JONES LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU DO! that outfit just makes u look FATTER!
I cant even stand looking at it…youre a mess
please dont try fashion. you are not good at it!
Write more of other celebrities and not about you..i think u already see yourself as a celebrity. well…. reality check:
YOU ARE NOT!
is 'we' you and your 7 chins?
uhhm… WE think?
you'd better put it this way:
YOU think you looked fierce
Who is "WE"????You & the worm in your pocket???
Perez: Let your personality be clownish, not your clothes! Dress elegantly and in a classy way — it is the only way for someone with your kind of job to dress. Take up the elegance a few notches and leave the wildness to your underwear or PJs. Your hair is looking fierce these days but schweetie, that's all!
your face is huge!
the shirt really does say it all minus the hot part, it's just a mess. I really don't understand why you can see that this outfit is ugly. You do recognize when certain people are wearing very nice outfits and dresses and what not but you cannot dress. Maybe if you actually considered what people say in these comments you wouldn't do half the crap you do and wear half the junk you wear. Get a stylist or something, perhaps look in a mirror.
What?? No said anything about the hair??
u can rock anything rez!
Ummmmm…..Perez? No you didn't Babe. You just looked a hot mess. But keep trying and I HOPE this isn't part of your fashion line!
who is the WE you refer to??
Yes, your were a FIERCE hot mess!
vomitous.
you're ugly and have terrible style!