Messy & Moist
Filed under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion
We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police."
Thanks!!!!
And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Messy & MoistFiled under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion
We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police." Thanks!!!! And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce. [Photo via Getty Images.] Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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I love that shirt, it's hysterical. Perez~ you look great.
People with bitch ass things to say: go find another website. Opinions are like assholes! Everybody has one.
fuck them Perez…i think you looked fierce!!!
what perez,s face looks like after a night out with his pretend friends
u look good ~!
Perez! No no no. Your coming out with a fashion line because you said and I quote " I have an eye for what looks good".
Perez, this is NOT good. The only thing good is your hair. Come on, you can do better then this!
Pretty sure I explained what I come here for. Celebrity tits and slits. This cockbreath doesn't interest me in any way, unless I get to make fun of him when I know he'll read it. He's no fucking better than me, and all you retards that are defending him are hoping in vain he'll let you in to his "posse" and that's more pathetic than me taking shots at him any day. He doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about anything except hurting people, cock in his ass and mouth, and food. LOTS of fucking food.
Damn Perez! U look good! You're losing weight too… You're inspiring me to get my azz back in the gym on a regular basis.
Perez, you surprise me you appear much thinner in yellow!
I guess it's because it matches your teeth!
Re: Amber –
Yes assholes are like opinions, but what about the people like Perez who have 2 holes
to work with? What saying is their for these type of people?
One the bat, and the other hole is for the balls.
Those of you are saying Perez looks skinny are crazy or something! How much do you people actually weigh? 300+? He looks nothing skinny, LMAO! He is so chunky!
fierce? fierce?!? You think this looks fierce??? ewww fucking shit from the 80s take your cuban ass back to Cuba.
Um, no you don't.
And I like you.
Really.
I LOOOVE the shirt!
Super cute, but…. a little bit looking like David Aren't-Cha-Not-O-Letta! Maybe you can do one of those side by side photo comparisons, to confirm it. I would say, maybe you his daddy, but yeah guess that would mean you was wit a girl.. so that debunks that theory. Whatevs…
Ya look good muchacho!
well
you didn't.
you looked blind deaf and retarded.
This just proves what I've been wondering all along…
You must not be gay because no self-respecting gay
guy I know would ever dress the way you do. No eye
for fashion. Hire a stylist.
**As she snaps twice**
OoOoO Girl, what have you been doing??? Yr looking all kindsa hot! Good for you chulo!
Seriously, you look like shit. I'm beginning to wonder
if you are even gay dressing like that. Hire a stylist.
Please take it from me.
OMG, P! THAT'S SO SO BAD. SO BAD. DONT EVER PUT THAT ON AGAIN.
Re: what the %$#? – Hahaha, i agree! Just look at the size of his huge head… damn!
Well Perez, you can think what you want, as delusional as you are, but you look absolutely ridiculous. You give gays a bad name. No wonder you're so hated.
You looked like an ugly piece of shit
You looked like an ugly piece of shit. That outfit was tack-tastic
You look like you just rolled in the mustard from the hot dogs you just ate. Most gay guys dress very nice, you need a stylist.
No, just no.
SKINNNNNYYYY
Perez…why the yellow pants?you look like a banana!!
You are in no way entitled to single out others due to their fashion choices when you dress so hideously yourself. You ridicule others for making outlandish statements with their clothing, yet you wear this? I was under the impression that gay men had good taste.
You, and your clothing line, are a joke.
You look ridiculous. Get over yourself, please.
Is looking like SHIT - FIERCE…So you made a magazine - keep whoring yourself out. all in the name of money - right?!
I'd be embarrassed - but, I guess that is why you have this site and I don't. I'll be able to sleep tonite and you'll……?
Perez come up with your own words, ur words are totally stolen from Project Runways Season 4 winner… Christian Siriano…
YOU LOOK HORRIBLE, CHEAP & UGLY… BUT WHAT'S NEW?!?!? Fucking hideous new clothing line, and you have the balls to talk shit about other designers… You win worst "designer" of the year, hands down.
You were rockin' girlfriend! I love the hair! And where can I get me a shirt like that in Canada?
actually you look horrible
lol, perez!! hunnn…u look like a banana! i like the shirt but all yellow (including the sneaks?) a lil much.
Perez, you look great. I am the biggest I have ever been, but you inspire me to turn it around. Keep it up!
I love how soo many ppl have shit to say about you but you are the one making the mooolahh off their traffic on your site!!
777 is right.You are a mess, and we're not interested in you or anything that's got to do with you.
Was that from Wango Tango?!
I thought you looked sexy Perez.
Rock that yellow babe!
WE? do you have a split personality or something?
kidding.
You always look fierce Perez. I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would have looked better with teal pants.
eric-you stupid asshole. u shouldnt say that to another human being.
perez-no u dont look fierce. i agree, u look like a total mess. everything is very bland. no bling bling. what happened? u do have ur own fashion line. hmmm
Umm, we all know you'd definitely be making fun of anyone else who wore that ugly ass shit.
you are too cute, perez. you make me smile
Dear Perez,
I'm sorry about your pseudo-self-esteem; I'm sorry you have to subject yourself to Lohan-esque antics in order to get the word out about how great you are, how real your own persona as a celebrity has become… SORRY I had to shoot a load into your willing eyes and even though you screamed from the pain I just laughed, because I realized that this is just the kind of guy I like to humiliate… the kind of guy who capitalizes on the deaths of five year olds and mocks the efforts of people who are, say, recovering addicts, you know — people on the road to real self-improvement. People who don't speak in third person. People who don't demonstrate a childlike love/hate immature "look-at-me" psychosis regarding their idol, John Mayer.
In summary, you insult a lot of people who are a lot better than you'll ever be, "Perez." You will come back as a cat who is just about to run across the freeway and become the spectacle known as roadkill.
Sincerely yours,
Karma Buttafuco
The most unattractive human being in Hollywood! Fashion, hair and egg shaped head, they all gotta go! Your fashion line sucks worse than those celebs you refer to as sucking big time. Why not steal another lame design, kittens, guns and skulls, oh so original for twelve year old girls at the mall!!!!!!
u look like a Fucking FATARD!
Total ugly mess. If it was orange you'd look like straight out of prison.
Jesus this fat piece of shit is the biggest F*cking Loser ever put on this earth. Nobody's ever gonna buy your shit Perez. You look like a damn banana in that outfit. Somebody has to drag him outside and shoot him like a dog. Perez is the UGLIEST FAT LOSER BITCH EVER. Freakin pickle pecker mofo.
you are so fucking ugly perez.
YOU GO GIRL!!! YOU JUST GO!!! WORK IT HONEY!!!
Us weekly was so right. You look like a fucking moron. you're style is moronic and just screams of shitty hipsters from four years ago. Btw, "fierce" is so over. Find a new word.
YOU LOOK HOT !
KEEP IT UP U SKINNY BIATCHH!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
no you look like shit!
why is he always saying 'we' when he's talking about himself.
weird shit. pretty annoying too actually.
Dang your looking great Perez! Can't wait for you to post your topless running on the beach video! Luv from Holland
Perez, you are so skinny now! You look hot. Don't listen to those meanies!
YOU LOOK GREAT and HOT… Yummy!!!
Wow — You are Fugly
You look like an 80's Flock of Seaguls shot by a paintball gun. You are a fashion nightmare. A fashion NO. A black bar across the face of fashion. Quit while you're ahead. Well technically you're far from ahead, but quit while you may have some self respect left.
srry, NOT FIERCE! I luv you, but you really look like shit in that outfit!!!
Perez looks original and awesome. Very "fierce" as some would say. This blog belongs to Perez and I love his updates and learning about him and his pictures. He is incredible. I would like to see some of you dork asses accomplish what he has. If you hate him so much, stay the fuck off of his blog. People who are scared to be original make fun of people who are. GO PEREZ, YOU ROCK.
wow , gotta love the fashion polize. . . they nailed it!
how does it feel to get trash talked about
the first person plural usage cracks me up.
You look like a fucken big banana Perez. WTF are you thinking. You can't judge other people's style if you look so hideous yourself all the time. I think you owe it to us to do better. Esepcially since you've been in the media so much lately. Buck up soldier
Wow, you look great; I'm referring to the weight loss.
Kudos to the fashion police, you don't look fierce, you look like a fuckin' goof! Just because you're "famous", doesn't mean you have taste, and being "famous" doesn't make an ugly ass outfit fierce, or hot or whatever! It makes you look like a fuckin' retard for actually thinking it looks good!
You're better then that…fuckin' act like it!
they dog you out and you say thank's…true media whore…any print is good print i guess
What's up, DJ Tanner?
YOU LOOK ALOT LIKE THE BANANA THAT YOU HAVE STUCK UP YOUR ASS.
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YA - SPEND SOME OF THAT MONEY ON A PSYCHIATRIST - YOU NUT CASE - BEFORE YOUR 15 MINUTES OF SHAME ARE UP AND YOU ARE BACK ON WELFARE.
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IT TRULY IS DERANGED TO BE BRAGGING ABOUT MAKING IT INTO Us Weekly's "Fashion Police", WHEN THEY ARE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOU THERE.
omg u look amazing! so skinny!
you look fucking disgusting, the people you talk shit about are way better looking then youll ever be…..ewwwwwwwwwww
Re: STAYOUTTABUTTS – You sound like a pompous idiot. If you are so homophobic, why the hell are you on this website? You stupid twit!!
this is the whack job that trashes celebrities for getting into fashion. biiiiig LAUGH! what goes around comes around, ogre.
you dont look fierce AT ALL! cmon perez dont let this celebrity blog became perez the non celeb blog
why do you always refer to everything as "we"? Sometimes i get it, but that pic was only you. it pisses me off. what are you, a skitzo?
finally you know how it feels to be picked on you fat pig
why do you always say " we like this", "we thought that"… you are one person. Are you the only one writing this blog, or do you have help? I would think that you would say "I".
ah baby, well at least you made it on a worst fashion week list! you arnt somebody until youve made it on a diss list. congrats, love. keep it up youre doing great in hollywood
ps all these haters!!! i know youre not letting them get you down, but just for the record, i support team perez
You are a ridiculous, hideous person. Have you ever read 'the secret' you are filling the world with negative energy.
You make me sick. The only reason I come on this website is to see what the stars are wearing before the magazines make it tacky. You are not a celebrity. You are not a hot mess. You are filthy scum
It's funny how your standards change (i.e. go down) when you're the subject.
You can cop this TEE on karmaloop.com/kazbah under dirty jax