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This Will Come Back To Haunt Her!

Filed under: Drugs > Aliana Lohan

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The Lohans are featured in the new issue of People magazine "at home."

And, future rehab-er Aliana says some choice words about fame and drugs and sister Lindsay.

She's gonna regret this after her first DUI!

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234 comments to “This Will Come Back To Haunt Her!”

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  1. Living HO-HAN says – reply to this


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    oh please, yes, save this post Perez…she is probably already drank red bull and vodka with Lindsay…maybe a line or two…or maybe a threesome with Sam

  2. Lola says – reply to this


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    Dina, Dina, Dina. What kind of a mother are you? Allowing your child to dress like that. She can't even talk. I watched her on Letterman. Lord knows how she can sing. At least I can't sing and act. I admit it. She should be in school getting an education not on tv portraying herself and her family. That is bad taste.

  3. Lola says – reply to this


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    Dina, Dina, Dina. What kind of a mother are you? Allowing your child to dress like that. She can't even talk. I watched her on Letterman. Lord knows how she can sing. At least I can't sing and act. I admit it. She should be in school getting an education not on tv portraying herself and her family. That is bad taste.

  4. Lolita says – reply to this


    104

    im her age and grade, and i CANNOT picture her in my school, freaky.

  5. calling Lynn Spears says – reply to this


    105

    maybe she can beat Jamie Lynn's record and get knocked up at 15!!!
    now THAT would make me want to watch their show…

  6. qwertygrrl says – reply to this


    106

    Perez, I was just wondering if you noticed that the Lohan-in-waiting has the same color wall as your website does? ;)

  7. carla says – reply to this


    107

    fuk me! she should just stop trying. all these promises, yeah sure. she should act her age, let alone dress her age for starters. hate the lohans. theyre full of crap. i hope one of u are reading this!!

  8. qwertygrrl says – reply to this


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    Re: LL – Dina, is this YOU? It would be a better world if each of us were required to backhand you at least once.

  9. kayce. says – reply to this


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    this strongjaw bitch needs to learn how to pose!!!

  10. pontiacbitch says – reply to this


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    too bad she already looks like a washed up slut.

  11. Cambodian Tourist says – reply to this


    111

    Wow, usually I have to go abroad to find 14 year olds that "mature."

  12. dfg says – reply to this


    112

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW….SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING!

    how could that dog be 14?

  13. meera says – reply to this


    113

    great photo, hooker stance with the ever so suggestive booty out, all while selling her sisters leggings~ such a young talent!

  14. b says – reply to this


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    LOL…what if this a$$hole beats Jaime Lyn and gets pregnant at 15, LOL….nwo that would be appropriate for E!

  15. Dateline NBC says – reply to this


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    #105 - calling Lynn Spears says – reply to this

    maybe she can beat Jamie Lynn's record and get knocked up at 15!!!
    now THAT would make me want to watch their show…

    MAYBE THEY'LL SHOW HER GETTING KNOCKED UP ON THE SHOW! OR MAYBE JUST SOMETHING MORE TASTEFUL, LIKE A SHOT OF THE BEDROOM DOOR, WHERE YOU HEAR ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE INSIDE.

  16. Cat suit says – reply to this


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    For starters her outfit should be illegal! The heels, the hair, she looks like a hot tranny mess!! Already! Congrats Dina know you'll have two washed up, drugged out, whore daughters!

  17. bush says – reply to this


    117

    she looks like she should be on a street corner. how sad1

  18. meg says – reply to this


    118

    she's perfect for the new zoe beanpole line. ew so grossss and hideous.

  19. cavy says – reply to this


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    Um…isn't everyone being a little hypocritical? Just a few posts ago you bashed Perez for making fun of Adam Sandler's daughter and then you turn around and call A 14 YEAR OLD (let that sink in…..14 years old!) a whore and other horrible names….technically Ali Lohan is A CHILD!!!!! MOST of you posting today are a bunch of hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Bobby says – reply to this


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    jailbait

  21. cavy says – reply to this


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    And to add to my last post - I'm not fond of the Lohans and I think this country is full of complete and total BRATS, but I just needed to vent on the cut throat hypocrisy I see on this site - you bash Perez for one thing then turn around and do the exact same thing!

  22. mary ann says – reply to this


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    THIS ONE IS GONNA BE WORSE THAN LL!!

  23. bre says – reply to this


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    wat a dumbass does she really think shell be famous HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello you cant be famous if you dont have any fans and NEWS FLASH!!!!! no one likes you!!! no ones ever gonna take her and her trainwreck family serious

  24. Me says – reply to this


    124

    THAT GIRL IS 14???????

  25. no shiz says – reply to this


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    Isn't she like, 14? God!
    Clearly she IS following in her sister's whorish footsteps.

  26. laceeyy says – reply to this


    126

    Can she stop trying to be so hot! ALI LOHAN your not cute never will be.and you'll NEVER be famous so stop trying…. its bugging everyone.

    thanks

  27. nicole says – reply to this


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    I just cant get over the outfit. I mean 14 years old in those high heels! What is her mom thinking!

  28. DINA LOHAN says – reply to this


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    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

  29. asdasdas says – reply to this


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    she looks disgusting in that picture.

  30. DINA LOHAN says – reply to this


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    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

    shes only 14….leave her the fuck alone haters!!!

  31. oh my says – reply to this


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    She seems to be a nice girl in interviews, but the picture is telling me she will be a future hoochie of Hollywood. Poor girl, she won't know it when it hits her in the face.

  32. nikita says – reply to this


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    my mother would have grounded me then locked me up till i was 18 if i dressed like that in her presence or public. then again, i was born in the early 80s so apparently i was raised wrong.

  33. Jstmekathy says – reply to this


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    That picture is just sick and wrong! She's fourteen people!!!! Why would anyone want their 14 year old to present themselves like a 40 year old ho?!?!?

  34. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Are those a pair of Lindsay's leggings?
    I think they are. :|

  35. ceecee says – reply to this


    135

    E! will give anyone a reality show, it is sickening. Yes, she will end up like her sister because she is doing this for all the wrong reasons-she wants everyone to take her picture, look at her, etc. Never once saying she loves singing or acting. So, she just wants the clubs and the red carpet. On that alone, if she were my daughter, I would put a halt on tv until she matured, if ever. Nice picture, I am sure Dina is proud of it. Really, I am sure she is proud her 14yo daughter can strike that pose. Idiots

  36. Debra77 says – reply to this


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    I don't like this picture. She is 14 years old. Looking way too mature. Why do young women in our society spend the most special time of their lives 12-18 trying to look and act 10 years older than they are. There is a great country song that says "You're going to miss this". I wish they could love the time of just being young and beautiful without any help. She should be going to the Mall, having crushes on the boy next door, cutting out pictures of young teen idols. Let the TV shows for later on. Shame on her Mom for taking her youth away.. . She will miss it, and later spend thousands of dollars to try and get it back..

  37. Devil's Advocate says – reply to this


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    OK PEOPLE LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. DON'T HATE ON HER. SHE'S A KID. HATE ON HER STUPID, FUCKED-UP, FAME WHORE MOTHER.

    DINA YOU ARE A CRAP MOM. SHAME ON YOU FOR PIMPING THIS CHILD OUT. YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER IN EACH LAME INTERVIEW YOU DO: THIS IS ABOUT ALI AND HER DREAMS. WHAT ARE ALI'S DREAMS, SKANK??? DO YOU EVEN KNOW? BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT CHILD IT'S ABOUT YOU.

    OLD HAG, YOU WILL NEVER BE FAMOUS. YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!! IF ALI WANTS TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS, FINE. SUPPORT HER. HELP HER OUT. DON'T DO A STUPID SHOW AND EXPOSE HER. SHE'S A KID. SHE NEEDS A NORMAL LIFE. SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT BECAUSE OF YOU, YOUR DICKHEAD HUSBAND AND HER CRACKHEAD SISTER.

    YOU'RE ONE DUMB CUNT. YOU GET WHAT YOU PUT OUT. LYING BITCH.

  38. mea says – reply to this


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    She looks like such a snob with that pose… I already can't stand her.

  39. no more lohans says – reply to this


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    WOW this is just pathetic for a 14 year old,she needs to go back to school and not home schooled,apparently she has to much time on her hands dressing up like a tramp for her age!!

  40. helene says – reply to this


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    she says she wants to avoid the club scene and not do anything illegal…but she also says she wants to follow in her sisters footsteps…seems contradictory to me….she is so young and naive

  41. Tracy says – reply to this


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    She is on her way to rehab for sure with tht picture. Miley Cyrus' pictures were ar least a bit innocent looking.

  42. HO RRIBLE! says – reply to this


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    Are youkidding me?? Mom approves of this whorish pic? And putting your 2nd child out there to be eaten alive by US is so heartless, she knows exactly what road her 2nd daughter is now on and yet the greedy money hungry mother (cough cough) pushes daughter along. But wait! Theres MORE!! They have a little brother coming up next!!! Too bad Tina cant get p.g. and make even more lil workers!

  43. Starla says – reply to this


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    This pose is not Tyra approved!
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    K…wait…it's not even drag queen approved
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    poor thing :(

  44. Same blood doesn't mean same stupidity says – reply to this


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    You know what, I believe her. I saw her on Letterman and was blown away by her maturity. There's no reason to believe that she won't be composed and well adjusted and bring some respect back to the family. I'm pulling for you, Ali!!!!! Oh, and no tattoos, Girl, not even a tiny one.

  45. lauren says – reply to this


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    she is 14 and dress like that?!wtf?does she want to do a porno or smthg like that bcz it's the best way to do it!

  46. me says – reply to this


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    she looks pretty here, for once. she probably means she won't be doing any of that now. wait till she's (at the most) 21… most white girls are whores, even the ones you would least expect, (which she is not, given her family history)

  47. Feel Sorry says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for her because her mother should never let this picture be taken. What kind of pose is that for a 14 year old? And I can understand why everyone picks on her a bit. They are just letting their frustration over the whole Lohan family come out. The truth is she is 14 years old, but in really life I bet she feels like she 100 with that family.

  48. Lindsey says – reply to this


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    I'm the same age as her and that girl just gives me the creeps.

  49. dont be so stoopid says – reply to this


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    Re: DINA LOHAN – Hey, MOM WANTS HER DAUGHTER OUT HERE. MOM DOESNT CARE IN WHAT CONTEXT WE SAY HER 2ND DAUGHTERS NAME, JUST AS LONG AS WE SAY IT! ITS ALL ABOUT MONEY HONEY, NOT ABOUT HER DAUGHTER BEING A 14 YEAR OLD. IF THEY CARED ABOUT THAT, THAT GIRL WOULD HAVE SOME FREAKING CLOTHES ON AND NOT BE IN SUCH A WHORISH POSE. GET REAL. YOUR BLEEDING FOR THE WRONG THING HERE.

  50. kaitlyn says – reply to this


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    I know her….she lives (d) in my town.

  51. SHE LOOKS 40!!! WTF!!! says – reply to this


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    she looks 40. she has this mean face, like lyndsey does. she has a coke voice. THAT RASPY COKE VOICE….you know what i mean.

  52. gabriel st lucas says – reply to this


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    Pfft. She blew me last night and I came in her hair and butthole. That's illegal pretty much everywhere since she's a youngun. Her fenuder smells like motor oil and shame. Dumb whore…. Call me!

  53. Lilo says – reply to this


    153

    Someone better stick their big cock up this stuck up cunt's ass till she cries. Hope she dies and soon!

  54. sprout says – reply to this


    154

    With your header I assumed you meant the picture would come back to haunt her. Poor things's trying so hard to look 25. Another robbed childhood and a disaster waiting to happen.

  55. lefty lady says – reply to this


    155

    BAH!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Sure…..

  56. Mohawk Kitty says – reply to this


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    Nice outfit for a 14 year old! Obviously she's been taught that to "be a star" you have to look and act like a trashy whore. Her sister sure did teach her well.

    How long till the Vag shot comes out?

  57. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


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    Is she really that naive? If so, Hollywood and a life in show business certainly aren't for her. I mean, way back in the mid-1930s, Bette Davis stated that 6 year old Shirley Temple was "the toughest bitch in Hollywood". Once she tastes of the lotus, she'll be chasing the dragon like everybody else!

  58. FaBu says – reply to this


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    Yeah riiiight. Poor thing, look at her, 14 and already whoring it up…

  59. boring says – reply to this


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    she is nothing!!!!!!!!!! she is the sister of a B Grade actress. Can we not make her a celebrity… Shes trying so hard in this pic
    i sort of feel sorry for her she wants fame so bad..

  60. The Kath says – reply to this


    160

    This girl is 14!!! And she dresses like this (4 inch heels anyone)!! I have no evidence from the Lohan bloodline that any of them are interested in books, learning, or trying to be smart at all.

    I see many, many, many, clubs in your future Ali Lohan. What I really can't get over is how she looks 40 plus. If I EVER see this weirdo-geriatric alien in a movie, I WILL pack up my bags and move to Hollywood because apparently they will let ANYONE into this business.

  61. Katie says – reply to this


    161

    She's Fugly

  62. Smile, Bitch says – reply to this


    162

    Why does she look mad in the picture?

  63. She's stupid for a 14 yr old says – reply to this


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    FAME WHORE!

  64. Britney says – reply to this


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    she looks like a nasty bitch ;there is no sweetness to her face , i doubt that she will make it. she wants fame for all the WRONG reasons, she has no charm talent beauty or charisma like lindsay had.
    she looks as if she is about to kill someone!
    What a stupid way to be come famous from a dumb reality show that will likely fail. She is not doing the show to set the record straight or diffuse all the rumors like she said she is doing it for FAME ! which she won't get.
    she is the exact opposite of Miley. I don't think miley wouuld have gotten that far if she looked like Aliana , miley has a sweetness to her face! Ali is stupid and will probably work at Mcdonald's

  65. alex says – reply to this


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    she looks old… how old is she?

  66. libby says – reply to this


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    does she notice that she is not pretty

  67. amber says – reply to this


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    bullshit… she'll be in the clubs by the time shes 18

  68. strange man in trenchcoat says – reply to this


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    No 5 inch heals?

  69. uh says – reply to this


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    so foundation and eyeliner is too much for a 14 year old?

    where the fuck have i been.

  70. sam says – reply to this


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    she needs some work done on her pencil face.

  71. Jill says – reply to this


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    At 14 she already looks old, bitter and divorced. That's good, she won't get carded too often.
    On a lighter note…the Lohans can't afford a poster frame for big sis' bad movie? Banged up on the wall with tape?!

  72. Gitta says – reply to this


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    Jesus christ- another shitty reality show filled with no talent fake stars YAY!!
    Cable tv is already saturated enough by this type of shit!!! Go away you stupid liitle girl and take your fucked up family with you PLEEEEEEZ!!!

  73. skippy says – reply to this


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    Why is a teenager wearing hooker heels?
    She's dressed to show everything off.
    Dana, grow up and let your children be children.
    Frankly, Ali hasn't done anything that she needs to comment on.
    Wonder why she's not getting Disney or Nick deals?
    Oh, wait.
    Dana is the Parent Trap.
    No kid could be part of anything without her or Michael being part of it, and who wants that?

  74. Hideous says – reply to this


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    EEWW Oh my GOOD GOD! What on earth is that…. thing! She's soo hideous! Oh my good lord! Isn't she like 12?!? She looks 45, just like her MOM! How sad and pathetic her and her loser family is!

  75. Fuck me mommy says – reply to this


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    I think Dina gets off on seeing her children in a sexual way. What a sick fuck she is. I'm thinking one of these days Dina will be arrested for fondling a teenage girl. And perez will be there taking pictures.

  76. Leela says – reply to this


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    Ok, someone like her is the very reason MOST of us can't stomach people like Paris and Lindsey. Let's not feed into this crap anymore. I didn't even read or look at what the post was about. This is just stupid and we know it.

  77. lmo says – reply to this


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    She looks like a 14year old whore!!!!!!!!! Way to go Dina - what good parenting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. sophie says – reply to this


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    She's ugly and look 40's.

  79. Roxii says – reply to this


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    Someone give her a sandwich…

  80. wow says – reply to this


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    This girl is so sad and a fucking tool.

  81. goddess says – reply to this


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    she should stick to being 14!!! she's dressing and wearing too much makeup.. she looks completely fake and out of place… and her mother is allowing that

  82. Brianna says – reply to this


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    Yeah me neither.Perscription Drugs are way better.lol

  83. kat says – reply to this


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    Wait wait….anyone else catch the hypocracy in that spread? "I'm not going to be doiing anything illegal" then you read the caption in the photo "I'm folling in my sister's footsteps. she tells me the rights things in life"…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA we should toast to her spending her 20's in rehab…

  84. Madonna Fan says – reply to this


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    Re: LL – i agree

  85. venezuela says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaha..!! i can't stop laughing about she said..!!! hahaha… YEAH RIGHT..!! hahaha.. this is obviously a JOKE..!! or at least a BIG LIE..!!

    And WHY she talk like she's a celeb.. well.. with a sister like that..!! haha

    I SO HATE THIS GIRL..!! LOVE YOU PEREZ..!!

    kill chavez.!

  86. Judge Judy Garland says – reply to this


    186

    I'm calling Child Protective Services. Dina needs to be sent away for life.

  87. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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    Who paints up their 14 year old, tarts her up in hooker-garb, and puts fuckme pumps on her…for Christ's sake…???
    Dina Lohan, of course, who I've been seeing and hearing entirely to much of on TV. Would someone just please shoot the mother…???!!!
    Oh yeah, and the father, too.

  88. Mai Pie says – reply to this


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    she's gross and she's too young to be wearing heals.

  89. Pinbacker says – reply to this


    189

    Please, she's probably already sucked dick and everything. ZzzzZz.

  90. them hollywhores says – reply to this


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    14 yrs old and she's already looking like a slut. what a wonderful mom you have letting you pour on the eyeliner & wearing the hooker heel. What? no fake boobs or cleavage? she'll be preggo like that other slutter sister of another has-been before the seasons over.

  91. Wunderkinda says – reply to this


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    For goodness sake, why does she look like a 20 year old…

  92. Sim says – reply to this


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    whore!

  93. Katie Anne says – reply to this


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    she is such a little slapper she shouldknow better after her sisters mistakes!!
    REHAB BY THE AGE OF FIFTEEN!!!

  94. eva says – reply to this


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    how old is this girl?! she looks like such a skank in that photo!

  95. Amanda says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! first what dumbass gave this little skank her own show>> and WHY??
    She is as gross and ugly as that slut sister of hers, and yes we all are so sure you will be little miss perfect! ILMAO…. Hurry up and fuck up like we all know you will and move on already, I am seriously sickened by anything Lohan!
    god please take these back wood wanna be whores out already!
    You SUCK

  96. ~~ says – reply to this


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    That is fucking hilarious! Let's see her in 3 years. HahahahahahahahhahaHahahahahahahahhahaHahahahahahahahhahaHahahahahahahahhahaHahahahahahahahhaha.

  97. Jo says – reply to this


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    Re: Lanie – She is four-teen. Most girls aren't that curvy at that age…

  98. tp12 says – reply to this


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    she should have made her movie debut playing Aunt Petunia in Harry Potter

  99. UGH_LY FREAK says – reply to this


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    Sorry but Ali Lohan is one Pathetic little freaky old girl.
    What happened to the time when people became famous because they actually had some appeal or talent? Like- people who I think are actually appealing for example-
    Scarlett Johannsen, Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce, Natalie whatshername.
    But this little girl is kinda like Creeply simpson- UGH UGH UGH

  100. EWWWWWW says – reply to this


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    She's really creepy looking.

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