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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Jesse Metcalfe > Fill In The Blank
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________. Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Because Mary was just getting somewhere with that man when the photog cockblocked him.
By which I mean, he is homosexual.
he's a washed up hasbeen! next!
….. because Adam Sandler just asked him to babysit for Sadie!
he,s got a smaller dick than pee didley
..everybody was kung fu fighting!
Jesse is sick and damn of being sick and damn tired of that Fat very fat ass Perez begging him for some dick. This is the truth! And if it persists the momma of Jesse will have to place a chastity belt and a steel drawers on Perez fat ass, and some soft Pete for the butt to cool him down!
.. somebody just told him that shirt made him look straight :O
because he has no career
because his career is in the pooper!
he got caught at a gay bar!
he's a ninja. And a shitty one at that.
everybody was kung-fu fighting!
he ran out of one-season shows to be in
…he didn't get the part as a power ranger.
he's not upset, he's just getting really into the sprinkler!
Because he shot the sheriff… But he did not shoot the deputy…and cos hes coming out of Perez hiltons house! Omg
he's so upset because he's a dink.
he's constipated
come on now, gabby dont need to know i'm out @ gay night!!!!
BEUCAUSE HE IS A LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR~LOSER~♥
he didn't get his frosted flakes.
Because the f ing paparazzi is annoying and does not respect anyone and anyone who is part of the paparazzi should be sued for stalking .
he didn't have time to tweeze his unibrow.
He just found out he has chlamydia!
Because he's a tool.
He had a Bruce Lee Flashback?
…because he was on his way to hooking up with the guy behind him until he was cock-blocked by the paparazzi! I'd be mad, too!
nobody recognizes this has been and hes probably been turned down for several recent auditions….but thats just a guess! ur 15 min. are up! go back 2 passions! u were hotter back then anyways!
It's Thursday?
Does he even need a reason anymore?
He is batshit crazy.
because he's a ninja. and ninjas are upset.
because he was just sucking face …with a DUDE!!!!
because he got knocked the fuck out!
he just realized his watch is a Rolix
He forgot his High Karate colonge at home
…he didn't get to read WWW.POPPUBLICIST.COM today!
He's being cock blocked from the hottest bottom in the bar.
He's a hasbeen cunt that no one cares about. Cocksucker!!!
He's a hasbeen cunt that no one cares about. Big Cocksucker!!!
Hes in a bar at Del Mar Beach in San Diego in this pic, I was there that night and he was walking around like his shit doesn't stink. LAME! He had all of these sluts all around him the whole night too!
he is feeling just a bit wet for Perez….
he saw me naked
He looks like he's trying to be Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean!
PEREZ GET OVER THIS SHIT WHO CARES ABOUT THIS GUY OTHER THAN YOU OBVIOUSLY
Its a defensive reaction. He got caught cock sucking. Naughty Jesse
he's a loser!
cuz his kickin karate moves just arent cuttin it for the razzi
hahahah, because he's at a gay bar!
He sucks … and blows.
He was caught living la vida loca in a gay bar…just how he likes it
Because his Douche he put in his ass got stuck
Because TV called and it dont want him anymore?
HE JUST SAW A PAIR OF TITTIES!
his ka-ra-tay chop dont work.
cause no one recognizes his sorry ass anymore
because you walked in a took a picture and I was eating his ass and sucking his cock!
I JUST MASSAGED HIS TONSILS!
…because there isn't ONE girl in that photo.
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because he got caught at a gay bar.
He never learned how to surf.
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he's a douche
they almost caught him kissin a guy!
EVerybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING without him
He looked at his watch and realized his 15 minutes was up….
…he's jesse metcalfe. isnt that reason enough??
He is the hottest mother fucker i have ever seen in my life.
so fucking sexy.
Perez,I think he wants you to smell his fingers!
he has no career.
…he got caught without his guyliner!
He got caught with his boyfriend.
because he needed to scratch his tiny balls and wanted to make sure hoi polloi stuck around for cameo
he thought now that his 15 mins of fame were up he could probably head back to his normal gay life…but then….Boo Yah….clicky click snappity snappity
He's probably upset because dumpy Perez keeps stalking him trying to suck his dick.
…because someone let him on the fact that some of his hideous eyebrow got on his chin.
im not in his life.
duh
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his dick is sooo small. my friend hooked up with him about 2 months ago and said it was so friggin tiny! sucks to be him!
hes gotten no work!
Because one of those guys put something in to his drink…
…he forgot his lipstick.
he is not wasted enough
Because Perez tried to force his hand on his cock.
he got photographed at the local gay bar.
…lowlifes have better women than he does.
Re: lauren – Because he's BUSTED….caught in an obviously GAY bar!
So is Jesse a TOP or a Bottom? Or Versatile?
The FAG behind him had to take his MIDDLE finger out of his ASS, AND STOP RUBBING HIS SHAVED BALLS WITH HIS OTHER HAND, WHEN THE paprrazzi SHOWED UP TO TAKE THE PHOTO.
his boyfriend didn't wanna come to this Downtown gay bar!
Duh!! He was so getting ready to suck that guys dick.
The guy in the white T-shirt whom Jessee was putting the moves on, told him that he really cant get into Jessee's hairy ass.
because he wishes he was still on Passions and he got caught bumfu%king the guy in the white shirt, lol.
because the big hand is on the "HAS" and the little hand is on the "BEEN"
DICKWEED
CUZ HES A DOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He is about to get his ass kicked, again! He wants to outgrow his boy toy role so he will fight anyone and this time it's a dwarf!
he likes to get fucked in the ass while wearing his beanie!
Re: JaJaMoe – Why is it the YOU have all the dirty details?
hes upset because if u look at the picture he is at a gay bar
he realizes how much he looks like that tool CT from the Real World?
cuz he got sucker punch like a little bitch
… we caught him with his boyfriend(s)!
he is the youngest person in hollywood to make the d-list so quickly!
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because his karate moves just couldn't fend off the paparazzi ninjas
Because someone just told him that the little patch of hair under his lip IS NOT COOL