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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________. Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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so upset because he seems to be squandering his chances and everyone from his era is passing him up in celebrity and wealth?
Cause he got caught about to beat a townie up
because he's at the GAY BAR GAY BAR!
the cameraman is in the way of him doing the sprinkler.
HE JUST SAW HIS REFLECTION AND REALIZED HE FORGOT HIS BRONZER.
He just got caught with the boys!
hes upset because he saw perez and was immediatly disgusted by his fatass. GTFO PEREZ and kill yourself.
because his career is in the crapper
he is out of meth
He's too fat to be photographed
he's a cupcake, that has' pec ' implants.
…because he just found out somebody has a bigger watch than he does.
he's just pissy because he's on his period
And he is already a has-been. No one wants to hire his loser ass because he's such a bitch! 
He just found out his boyfriend cheated on him.
he doesn't have a job
He Just figured out he is a no talant ass clown
he is trying to do the "lean back" and its clearly NOT working out!
because i broke up with him! YES!
he just came out of a "black out" and found he pissed himself
because he has a massive gut now! Yikes!
he just realized what a fuckin' looser he is.
no one can recognize him with his shirt on.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm……………… I still want him in a 3-way.
because he has been doing the heisman for hours without a dick being put in his mouth. try tony roma. heard he's single.
he's clearly at a gay bar and has been caught! haha
…he ran outta wax strips…
hes not with me
he got knocked the FUCK out by tarryn manning's boyfriend.
He's not upset, he's just about to do the MACARENA! Can't u see?
what? who is jesse metcalfe?
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because….he hit on Knight Rider for a three-some and was turned down because they didn't wanted to be associated with has-been "actor" whose 15 minutes of fame turned out to be only 5 minutes of fame which has expired a LONG time ago!!!!
He has no career and no bitch will shack up w/ a has been…
he's been fingerd by freddy
He's an arrogant, pompous, misogynistic homophobe, has-been. NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE JESSSSSSSSissy. Perez, I'd take you anyday over Jesse pretty boy. What the hell is he famous for anyway? I seriously don't know.
Because his jedi mind trick skillz are sorely lacking… *I am not the man you seek… really, please go away, my 15 minutes are over*
hes fucking hot!!
I'd still do him!
The photographer was obviously interrupting his freestyling.
he finally realized what a tool he is…
because a douchebag is randomly taking pictures of him.
He didn't have time to do the surfer's pose correctly
Jesse Metcalfe: " I WANT COCK…. I NEED COCK…. I L OVE COCK!!!!!"
YUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!@ BIG COCK BIG COCK BIG COCK BIG COCK
I FUCKIN' LOVE COCK MAN!
you're a flaming HOMO and won't take NO for an answer.
the didn't want to take his picture
he gets knocked around alot!
he just figured out that he is officially turned gay!
how do i know look at him!
why aren't there any girls there, seriously?????
gay bar clearly..
…. as he is in a bar
he started his period and the bar bathroom doens't have any tampons in the machine, he is spotting all over his panties~!!!!!!!
No one knows who he is…
I am so cool and I am the man, but I think I am the only one that thinks that.
Scientology.
Jesse Metcalf is so upset because… …his boyfriend busted him macking on some other other man.
because he is at Fiesta cantina one of west Hollywoods gayest bars!!!
He is so HOT whatever i love seeing pics of him so keep it up perez i love u but come on damn this boy is gorgeous i even took the time to right a damn comment i never do that. HE IS GORGEOUS leave him alone
His boyfriend stole his handbag
…….everybody was kung fu fighting….huh…… and he wasnt.
I like jesse metcalf! He's insanely beautiful!
because his career is in the toilet….
He's caught on his period
He thinks someone is going to sucker punch him in the face!
He didn't have his douche face and hand gestures quite ready for the camera.
Nobody else was kung fu fighting.
This is belgian for he has so many choices of dicks to lick tonight!
;)
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because…his vagina was itchy
Cuz a girl wants to kissss him!
because he used to be somebody.
I'm not sure what a douch bag is, but I'm going with the flow here, Yeah, Jesse's a DOUChE BAG DELUXE!!!!!
He thought mamms taylor was gonna sock him in the head again!!
Douche Douche Douche!!!!!!! My favourite word!!!!!!
having trouble performing his sly ninja moves?
Perez caught him body popping
he lost nadine, and he is noooo longer famous! poor john tucker..
He wishes he didn't quit Passions….
because he forgot to wax on,,,wax off
the camera flash broke his chi.
he felt he didn't put enough make up on that morning
he is such a douche bag
why don't you just leave him alone? he is still more famous and way hotter than perez!!!!!!!
He sucked off Perez and he smelt cheeze on Perez's boil ridden foreskin !
…..he's not in the middle of beating the living daylights out of someone…
… he can't be alone with his gay friends… poor one!
…he found out once again that he's FREAKIN HOT.
..I agree.. cause he was caught in a gay bar and someone had a camera.
he forget his hockey mask
hi is gay
because his kung fu lessons dont make him look as cool as he hoped.
he's realised you actually can't win at karate by just doing wanky made up moves… you have to actually learn it
the paparazzi caught him giving his homeboy a b.j.
he saw his reflection
because he was bustin' a move.
DUUUUUUUH
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Probably ’cause they found him in a gay bar. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. But you know him, he's a f-in' douchebag!!!!
because he can't stop making really halfwit poses in front of the camera. God help this man…I think he think's he's hot shit.
because he cannot have an orgy with all his guy friends and fellate each one of them when there are people watching them.
he is a ninja!!
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because he hasn't met me!
he was caught at a gay bar.