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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________. Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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because he needs another BLACK EYE !
you caught him in a gay bar
God im so hot
…he's only got 4 minutes to save the world?!?!?!
paps interrupted a passionate make out session with his lover boy.
He got caught grabbing the ass of the guy at the bar.
I'd love for this to be a photo at a gay bar, but I'm skeptical. Maybe it's a sports bar instead. The guys in the background look really scruffy and unkempt (very un-gay). Plus, there are no women in sight.
Every gay knows that the gay bars are full of chicks who hang onto their gay friends, hold their hands, and stand between their gay friend and his boyfriend.
(Straight guys, if you want to get the chicks, go to a gay bar. Tell the chicks you're gay. They'll ask you to touch them inappropriately and kiss them. You will definitely get some action. I am not kidding.)
that there's only one paparazzi around
….everyone was cong fu fighting!
…nobody cares. Really.
THE PAPARAZZI CAUGHT HIM DOIN THE SUPERMAN…"SUPA SOAK THAT HOEEE"
i love when people comment and say FIRST when they're like 17th hahahah. anyway jesse metcalfe is probably upset because he's not getting enough men at what looks like the gay bar he's at?
He's still so FANTASTICALLY hot!
He can't remember how to do the sprinkler.
he realized only after he put his fat cock in my ass-cunny that it was not a real vagina
"oh no my left hand's bigger than my right MY LEFT HAND'S BIGGER!!!! AHHHH!!!"
Because the paparazzi dissed his kung fu skills
he is f-in sexyyyyyyyyyy
he's a total tool and has no career
coz he gots some serious moobies,lol
whatever he is hot
he has hemroids.
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because FAT ASS PEREZ KEEPS THREATENING HIM TO EITHER TOP HIM OR HE'LL CONTINUE TO TALK SMACK ABOUT HIM ON HIS WEBSITE!!!!!
Perez, what is this obsession with Jesse Metcalfe? Get over him and move on.
Because he was drunk and cot caught in his favorite gay bar.
bc………..he has abnormally large nipples!
he was caught down in a bar in Long Beach. and we all know what was going on down in long beach this past weekend!!
…he realized that with the 5 year time jump on Desperate Housewives, if he's on the show again he'll have to play someone his REAL age.
He was caught at The Abbey in WEHO
He's not angry…he's about to Wang Chung.
he turned and was startled to see your fat ass with your retarded friends at a hot hollywood party, I would be shocked too. You arent exactly easy on the eyes…………..LOL LOL
he can't believe anyone would want to take a picture of his sorry ass……
We he knows we can judo kick his ass….
…..the papprazzi r COCKBLOCKin!
because i dont know who he is.
Because Nadine Coyle has a better career and he is a bitter has-been!
He has NO ninja skills.
Because they aren't getting his good side and he hasent been laid in 4 years :]
come on…bc he is drunk!!
he realized that his career is OVER.
Re: Gary – So how was it for YOU?
I agree with #2 chirssy: obviously cuz he got caught in a gay bar…. not too cool asshole…. Why cant celebs keep their sex stuff secret for a few years til they make a fortune and not F*** it all up?
pretty Jesse, youre gay as gay comes… get it?
the photographer he called showed up 4 hours late!
He is a dirty skank that will never be in another movie as long as he is alive..
he couldnt score 4 touchdowns in 1 game
That he has been caught in a gay bar.
someone caught that stupid move on camera and he figured it'd get posted on Perezhilton.com.
because his career is in the crapper
Re: PEREZ HILTON IS COMING… – WYF IF YOU THINK HES SUCH AN UGLY GAY THEN WHY ARE YOU ON HIS SIGHT STUPID!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT IF HE'S UGLY YOUR PROLLY SOME CRACKED OUT LOOKING BIG FOOT LOKKING MOTHER F**KER!!!
he's a has been
he still loves nadiine his ex aww
WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT PEREZ—THAT YOUD SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS IN TWO SECONDS FOR JESS'S CAULK
he wants me….
whstev pepole hes sexy yeedeeg:D
Re: Joel – Re: Joel – wow why the hell r u on perezhilton
he discovered his watch was fake
he messed with his tanner;)
the guy behind him in the white shirt is smokin hot!!!
the guy behind him told him he wouldn't go home with him.
he just found out he really does have genetle herpes -oops! cant trust that skank brittney snow
j-play- obivously he just wanted to show off his bling-yo!
Because the photographer was a woman.
And he really likes male photographers.
he just got knocked the fuck out!
because he got dumped for a chick!
He's not upset! That's just his new dancemove!
theres a women in the background so it cant be a gay bar….which means he's upset becuase noone is complimenting him on his awesome ninja moves….duhh
He's Just Realised That His Career Is Going Down The Shitter?
its really not my fault that i'm so bad at playing a teenager that the producers at D-H had to drop me! fuck'em…. FUCK'EM ALL!!
lindsey lohan stole his mink coat.
because he is clearly in a gay bar, and his fag hag is way to ugly and far way….papanazis go…catch them all out there…
the football that was in his hand disappeared
he should have never left the show Passions to pursue a movie career, come back to passions Miguel.
because hes toooo fit and tooo buff
i love him
i wish i was with him and his wifee!!!
lol
hes soooo fuckable
i would fuck him every minute…sec….milli sec!!!!!!!
Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because" They Caught him at the Gay bar without a stitch of makeup on! "
because I'm not with him right now…
his tanning membership expired
He just got caught making out with one of his jock friends.
perez what is your infacuation with this dude. hes young and having fun. i dont know jessie personally but i do have the priviledge of knowing his mother and uncle. his mom worked with the mentally handicapped years ago. i worked in the field and knew her and shes a special person to do that type of work. jesse uncle also works in the system and you couldnt meet a nicer guy. his family works with special needs people and were good at what they did. i worked with both of them. he comes from a good family. i know.
the last time he was seen, he got knocked out
his dumb sally ass got beat the fuck up!!!!
SALLY