Everybody's Doing It!
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It's blogging Friday!
That's right, it seems like everyone is taking to their blogs today, to reach out to their fans and "clear the air."
The trainwreck known as Lily Allen is speaking out on being a trainwreck and much much more.
On her blog, she says:
"boring post
Current mood: artistic
Hey everyone ,
So i've been on holiday for the past couple of weeks , i was at a friends house in Nice and then I went to see my Dad in Cannes for a screening of his documentary " There are Dark Forces " I don't get to see him much as he's always in Hungary filming Robin Hood . I had such a nice break , lots of swimming and eating yummy french food , but now I'm back and in the studio with Mark in the countryside trying to finish off the album. I'm so close now, I just really want to get it done so I can tour again . I'm also putting the final touches to this mixtape I'm working on , sorry it's takking so long , but i'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to these things. I hope you've been enjoying the tunes on the player , i'll put up some new ones when the albums done . Alfie is finishing his play Eqqus this week , he's been on tour for six months with it , I'm so proud of him it's on till saturday in Richmond so get down there if you can.
What else ?
Oh yeah , the football …………… How amazing was that ? I've never seen anything like it , i watched it down here in Henley with Mark and Barry , Mark supports Chelsea and Barry didn't really care , i drank lots of rose and kept changing my mind about who I wanted to win . I felt bad for Terry and Lampard, I guess the right team won but i would have loved it if United had lost cause it would have been Ronaldo's fault and I hate Ronaldo , well I don't hate him , but after the whole winking incident I don't like him so much .
Apart from that my life is boring , just working hard .
speak soon lovers x x
lily
listening to Robert Plant and Alison Krauss ,Scarlett Johanssen doing Tom Waits, MGMT ,Vampire Weekend , Liquid Liquid and The Fall oh and Bon Iver . all amazing records please go and buy them all
ps . I don't really like to respond to things I read about my self in the press but , for the record I was not thrown off anybodys yacht in Cannes , occasionally I drink wine with lunch and yes i swim topless , this in my book is not embarrasing behaviour I'm 23 years old it's not my fault if photographers follow me everywhere and need a story to print with their pointless pictures . I wish digital cameras hadn't been invented , if these photographers had to pay for film it wouldn't wouldn't be worth their time , there is nothing proffesional about them , most of them look like they wouldn't be out of place at a BNP meeting . On the other hand digital pictures are easier to retouch , so i shouln't complain .
I went for lunch with my ex boyfriend yesterday , lunch . I am not some failed baby making machine desperately to trying to win my man back . Sometimes I think these journalists are still living in the 50's . No one knows anything about my relationships . Ed and I are friends , who went for lunch yesterday , thats it .
It's all so sexist , i wonder how many of these male journos , had bought themselves a house by the time they were 23. I work very hard at what i do , yes I like a drink and yes I have my bad days , but that doesn't mean I'm out of control. I'm perfectly capable of looking after my self thank you very much."
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's boobies!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Re: lee – you must have small boobs too…maybe you two can go to the doctors together and get half off.
She looks like Melanie Griffith. On a good day.
Re: stella – Word up Stella, Lily is lovely. No one wants to see Perez's titties.
Gross… Enorme panza!
That's Lily Allen? She looks nothing like her! Is she really packing on the weight or something?
Re: fuckface – U sound like my ex BF
Actually she is a failed baby making machine, no? And it's EQUUS, you stupid fucking whore.
SHES SO FLAT!
Lily is cool, and she has curves and small breasts, but she doesn't care.
GO GIRL
I think it is GREAT and REFRESHING that she is not having surgery, and am shocked to read so many fucked up girls on this forum saying she should get implants. You bitched are just negative demons who are jealous of her success and the fact she is comfortable in her own body.
What boobies?
Wow…goes to show that you can't please everyone. I don't see what is so disgusting with her boobs…they are natural..personally I believe those inflated fake ones are nasty! I have small ones like her…I also work at a lingerie store….customers always complain when they have a big chest and wish they were smaller. All I can say is at least they won't be down to my knees when I get older!!
Look at all the angry self-haters coming to a boil because "Equus" was mispelled! And then they turn around and spell every other word wrong themselves! The thing is, Equus is from Latin (a dead language) and these buttplugs are mispelling the ENGLISH words they should know since age six!
Her hair makes her look homeless.
And what happened to Ms. "Oooh I can fit into sample sizes"?
Its all good though, I still wanna get fucked up with her.
OMG, what a fatass now.
FOR BEING A LARGER GIRL SHE HAS UNUSALLY SMALL BREASTS.
REMEBER BREAST ARE GENERALLY EXTRA FAT
Oh wow, she looks hideous here. Though after her fellatio comments I'd let her cruise bobo's parking lot on a Thursday night after about 8 double-shots. Ehh.
bitch. who wants DD knockers weighing them down?? trust me, its no picnic.
disgusting teets, why she don´t buy some implants?? cause they seem like baby teets
That girls fat.
Why is everyone commenting on her boobs? At least she's natural and doesnt have GINORMOUS FAKE DOUBLE D'S like every other blonde…..Come on people GROW UP! -Love you Perez!
I am not familiar with Lilly A.
She looks like a young version of melanie griffin.
I can't actually believe the disgustingly juevenile comments some people have left on here. How cruel to make such bitchy remarks about the appearance of a young woman, especially after reading an article in which she clearly states it is not her choice to be photographed.
I'd love to know what you all look like. I think her breasts look lovely.
Why do you all say "eeewwww" just because Perez pretends he thinks this look disgusting to shock you all?
BTW perez, you look like you've lost weight in the last video i watched of you. Keep it up you ex fat gay. Now your just gay.
Am I the only person who thinks she looks like Melanie Griffith in this pic?! That ain't good….at least not for a 23 year old girl.
If you are going to show off your boobs at least make sure you have something worth showing. Do the world a favor and get a boob job if you intend to continue flashing those things around.. those aren't boobs they are swollen nipples..Oh while your at it hit they gym.. slut
Titless wonder…lol
I think she looks good. I do her.
You guys are assholes, there's nothing wrong with her body. For Fuck's Sake! Her music is good too, jealous bitches.
I CANT BELIEV THIS BITCH LIKE SCARLETT JOHANSSONS MUSIC…GOES TO SHOW WHAT A CRACKHEAD SHE IS!!
Wow, mosquito bites!!!
she looks like a male !
finally, a gal who keeps what nature gave her, is proud of it and doesn't put balloons on their chest and try to pass them off as real. I don't have much, but they're mine. Yeah for her. I for one am sick of these stick-thin bitches running around with perfectly solid balloons sitting on their chests. It looks ridiculous.
Perez picked the least flattering picture of the set to post. You can find the others somewhere else. There was like 8 of them.
And you fucktards who can't handle real breasts were either lied to by a plastic surgeon who was after your wallet, or watch way too much tv. Look, I work in the industry, and I talk to a lot of men. It is my opinion they look like shit. Yes, I'm a feminist, and yes I'm female. But it is also the snickering comments of the men on the set making fun of the women with the implants that lead me to believe you women are morons getting your plastic feeling hard softballs shoved under your skin. It's stupid, the men think its hideous, and you end up made fun of on here anyway. Love your fabulous boobs. Do you really think a surgeon can make something that perfect?
Women are their own worst enemies. Stop snarking. Her tits look great. Men hate fake boobs. YEah- they'll look- no one wants to touch.
Kudos to Lily for having small tits and no washboard abs but still going topless. Why should only anorexics with ugly fakeass boobs be allowed onto the beach?? I didn't like her before but I effing well do now.
that is so not sexy.
it looks like she has moobs.
-AA size bra.
I think lily is right - just like PEREZ usually's not. ;—–)
don't be so B I T T E R !
Where i dont see them
She is so pulling a Britney spears…1st her tat tat…now her lil bits…eghhh
I love Lilly Allen…so much but she needs to lose the blonde hair…looks horrible on her…she was one of the cutest brunettes I have ever seen……
she has the bloat
i don't like ronaldo either.
terry! terry!
Does anyone else think this looks like a young Melanie Griffith?? I thought it was her!
Re: Poestical …. YAY for me!!!!!!
Americans really make such a big deal over womens tits. Like OMFG NIPPLES!!!! Get a fucking grip you sexual retards!!
She looks like a man! DISGUSTING!
Look at those ugly tiny, tiny titties!!!!!
Look at that fat stomach and those teeny weeny tits - YUCK!!
she does not have the body to do that no one wants to see it
KUDOS TO HER.. It is about time someone does not cave to others.. I think she looks like a real woman
Ouch, that sun burn looks like it hurts. I don't care if she goes topless when she swims or what she does, but put some sunscreen on! Burned nipples hurt!
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She is right about one thing…has anybody noticed how the mainstream media has become very misogynistic? I have..and it is terrible. What is worse is that there are a lot of woman out there who help perpetuate this biased sexist machine by not standing up against it or even acknowledging that it exists. Stop all the hate…stop all the name calling … stop dividing people into groups…START USING YOUR BRAINS & INTELLECT & HEART
YOU GO GIRL. SHIT IF I LOOKED LIKE HER I WOULD SUN BATH TOPLESS. PLUS SHE'S EUROPEAN AND ANYTHING GOES…
Man this is bullshit shy can't famous people just stay cool and normal?
She may not have the BEST looking tits around, but they are much better than the huge, obviously fake ones like Victoria Beckhams has. Hers are absolutely grotesque.
man boobs
dude, she looks like Melanie Griffith.
She has minuscule tits, she's tubby and looks even fatter with that bleach blond hair, AND, she has no talent. Whey is the nasty ho famous?
Those are what you call boobs??? LMFAO
oh my god attack of the mosquitos!!!!
love her. love her attitude. she's got it right.
Poor thing has an awful body. Looks like she hasen't hit puberty yet.
so fat
damn shes rather flat chestd
she has a cute body. chunky?! this world is fucking warped.
I think her breasts are beautiful and you should all be ashamed of yourselves….There is nothing wrong with Lily Allen's body shape…..she's curvy, as a woman should be……
natural is always sexier
gross………..
LILLY ALLEN RULZZZZ !
ALL U ASSES IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY THAN POO IN YOUR FACE CAUSE YOU SUCK , DICKS !
Nice little boobies. Small, delicate and pert. Just like mine.
She looks like a younger, less worked on Melanie Griffith… With non-boobs.
She looks really out of proportion…
I thought mine were small… I feel soo much better!
trashy or not, i would fuck the dogshit out of her, especially after i saw the vajayjay pics….call me lickalotapuss….i would do her till i passed out or she passed out…then do it again, and again, and again, etc…
Member of the Little Bitty Titty Commitee…lol
I found out about Lilly's existence through this website, and love her music, and her individuality. She is European, so not as hung up on presenting like a cookie-cutter perfect Barbie (to mix metaphors)
I know you have been reporting that she has had troubles lately,(like she says, she's YOUNG)but she sounds very smart, she thinks for herself, i am impressed with her ability to see the situation so clearly. GOOD for her. THAT is the kind of role model young women need, as well as others, but one who learns from life experience and is honest with herself.
GO LILLY!!
WERE ROOTING FOR YOU
!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
she looks like a fat 12 year old boy
It sucks because when God makes women fat, he usually will throw them a bone and at least make their boobs big… but not only is she a fucking cow she's not even an A cup! WTF!!!!
umm… EW?!
well …at least they're real…
hey guess what. where i live, it's legal for women to go topless. i'm not european, and we don't all do it, but we can. and i do. and i'm built JUST like that girl, and would look almost the same if someone took a picture as such. it's not for you, it's for her. just because it doesn't look like a railway tie with a ponytail, doesn't mean it has to be in a fucking muu-muu all the time. grow the fuck up and out of your boxes and accept that bodies come in all different shapes and sizes, and if we want to be naked and you don't like it, too fucking bad.
She's hot! Really, thats my kinda girl! Geez Perez, can't a girl have sum fun!?
She looks like Melanie Griffith in that pic.
SHE IS HOT!!!!!
Nice teeth.
I've seen bigger tits on a midget!
hey people from europe shut it. i agree she looks terrible in this picture but until you guys invent the shower/bath over there please be quiet and sit down. you guys smell so bad we can smell you from across the ocean.
OMG!!
I'm blinde i can't see omg, i'm blinde my eyes are burning ooooaah!
Nice picture…
Poor Lily, how can you be fat with little boobies? Talk about a slap in the face from God…
Perez, you posting negative shit about her just makes me like her more and hate you twice as much a i already do you ugly, fat hater.
proFFeSional???geez.usually fat girl at least have boobs.poor baby
she has a terrible body, fuckin fat ass. Hell, you have bigger tits aint that right perez???
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU HORRIBLE, VILE CRETIN.
why bother covering the nips, she's flat like a dude.
YOU DON'T NEED TO JUST BLEEP OUT HER BOOBS….BLEEP OUT ALL OF IT!!! HER WAIST IS ATROCIOUS LOOKING!!!!
She looks like Melanie Griffith right there…..WHICH IS ANOTHER THING YOU NEED TO BLEEP OUT!!!!!
EW! FAT AND SMALL BOOBS! GROSS!
itty bitty titties, but at least they are real. The real problem is not her baby boobs, but her pig ugly face!
Eww!!! Creepyyy!!!
Those are like fat mans boobs not womens boobs ewwww! This is when implants are necessary! Brave of her to show them off like that!
Im sorry i didn't know she had man boobs
Wow, some people are so critical. The majority of these people making rude posts probably are far worse off in other departments. Anyone can get implants… unfortunatley for you guys, you can't buy a new personality.
Get over it, we're all different. Move YOUR chunky asses on.