Everybody's Doing It!
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It's blogging Friday!
That's right, it seems like everyone is taking to their blogs today, to reach out to their fans and "clear the air."
The trainwreck known as Lily Allen is speaking out on being a trainwreck and much much more.
On her blog, she says:
"boring post
Current mood: artistic
Hey everyone ,
So i've been on holiday for the past couple of weeks , i was at a friends house in Nice and then I went to see my Dad in Cannes for a screening of his documentary " There are Dark Forces " I don't get to see him much as he's always in Hungary filming Robin Hood . I had such a nice break , lots of swimming and eating yummy french food , but now I'm back and in the studio with Mark in the countryside trying to finish off the album. I'm so close now, I just really want to get it done so I can tour again . I'm also putting the final touches to this mixtape I'm working on , sorry it's takking so long , but i'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to these things. I hope you've been enjoying the tunes on the player , i'll put up some new ones when the albums done . Alfie is finishing his play Eqqus this week , he's been on tour for six months with it , I'm so proud of him it's on till saturday in Richmond so get down there if you can.
What else ?
Oh yeah , the football …………… How amazing was that ? I've never seen anything like it , i watched it down here in Henley with Mark and Barry , Mark supports Chelsea and Barry didn't really care , i drank lots of rose and kept changing my mind about who I wanted to win . I felt bad for Terry and Lampard, I guess the right team won but i would have loved it if United had lost cause it would have been Ronaldo's fault and I hate Ronaldo , well I don't hate him , but after the whole winking incident I don't like him so much .
Apart from that my life is boring , just working hard .
speak soon lovers x x
lily
listening to Robert Plant and Alison Krauss ,Scarlett Johanssen doing Tom Waits, MGMT ,Vampire Weekend , Liquid Liquid and The Fall oh and Bon Iver . all amazing records please go and buy them all
ps . I don't really like to respond to things I read about my self in the press but , for the record I was not thrown off anybodys yacht in Cannes , occasionally I drink wine with lunch and yes i swim topless , this in my book is not embarrasing behaviour I'm 23 years old it's not my fault if photographers follow me everywhere and need a story to print with their pointless pictures . I wish digital cameras hadn't been invented , if these photographers had to pay for film it wouldn't wouldn't be worth their time , there is nothing proffesional about them , most of them look like they wouldn't be out of place at a BNP meeting . On the other hand digital pictures are easier to retouch , so i shouln't complain .
I went for lunch with my ex boyfriend yesterday , lunch . I am not some failed baby making machine desperately to trying to win my man back . Sometimes I think these journalists are still living in the 50's . No one knows anything about my relationships . Ed and I are friends , who went for lunch yesterday , thats it .
It's all so sexist , i wonder how many of these male journos , had bought themselves a house by the time they were 23. I work very hard at what i do , yes I like a drink and yes I have my bad days , but that doesn't mean I'm out of control. I'm perfectly capable of looking after my self thank you very much."
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's boobies!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
ya well at least shes keeping it real!!! not like all the fake ass cookie cutter whores out there!!!!
Itty bitty titty committee
fuck………………I thought that was Melanie Griffith.
everybody does go topless in europe though, its only you yanks who dont!
she looks like a fat man
2 pimples
thanks you made my day.
eww… they look like fat-man-boobies
She looks like Melanie Griffith
EW, PEREZ HAS BIG SLOPPY TITS NEXT TO LILLYS LITTLE BOOBIES.
lily tit!!!!
big fat!!!!!
how the hell do you even add her as a friend on myspace?
it asks to type her last name "allen", and it never goes through for me…
oh well…fuck it
eww
yay for women without flat stomachs! :]
misquito bites!
My DAD has bigger boobs. But congratulations to her for keeping herself REAL and not putting those damn plastic sacks under her skin.
HAHA they look like mosquito bites!!!!
wow. not cute. i mean there's nothing wrong with her boobs but they look ridiculously unporportioned compared to her thick ass body (knock on wood) & bad angle. Geez, I wonder how small they would be if she was actually thin
Kinky Piggy she is
WHEN YOUR BOOBS ARE THE SIZE OF A PREPUBESCENT GIRL YOU NEED TO GET SOME IMPLANTS PEOPLE!
THEM ARE SOME SMALL ASS BOOBIES (ACTUALLY THEY ARE BOOBS WHEN THEY ARE THAT TINY)
fucking disgusting, someone lock her up
wouldnt you be ashamed to have boobies like that?
that looks fuck all like lily allen
She needs to lose like 50lbs. She looks bad for 23. I imagine, that's what Perez looks like topless… at the moment.
She does not have a good body I feel so much better about myself!
WHAT DOES FIRST MEAN??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Um at first I thought it was Jade Goody, sorry but this pic does her no favours
I feel sorry for her in a way ;"failed baby making machine" really made me sad. I hope she's doing alright. I'm really excited about her album and I think it's bound to be a hit.
Wow I spent 20 bucks to see this girl sing once. Poor Lily. She can't hide she's white trash anymore.
i have seen all of her bits and pieces
I'd say she is right…aside from the fact that she says it isn't her fault that she gets followed, she WANTED to be FAMOUS, otherwise, she would NOT BE, You have to TRY to get famous, and she wouldn't be making another album if she didn't want the attention, you can go about life making music and NOT being famous! On another note, she should color her hair back to dark, now she looks and acts hollywood. BOO>
Re: debbie –
so true i know exactly what you mean. it's so immature how people are grossed out by this to such an extent..im small but its not like i have a choice. its a good thing that shes so comfortable
Re: Mat –
Actually, you should be calling yourself the cunt, you closeminded idiot. You can't change that unless you get plastic surgery. Why do we need more plastic whores? You fucking sicken me. Grow up.
she's so cute
Give her a break…she is comfortable with her body. It is not the best body, but she looks totally at ease showing it it, so step off.
Eww i'm sorry loose the gut or get a boob job
Next time she takes "a nice break" she should ask daddy to buy her some nice boobs!
first off, didnt really understand what the fuck she was talking about in her post… she must think that all of us know her and her friends…. but i am pleased to see that shes not some skin and bones celeb like most of them.. she looks real
seems untouched boobies on otherwise FAT body
blonde hair does not suit her, she looks fugly..
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..*barfs*
who cares? lol! she is very pretty, in a very white trashey, free spirit kinda way. her boobs are really small, but pert. at least her tits are real … haircolor, on the other hand… could use improvement. hey, whatever. she's comfortable in her own skin, obviously, not fat, but has a little tummy… but she's right … if she was a guy, nobody would say such things about desperation and judging her so much … look at winehouse's fat fuck dad … everyone was commenting on the mom's tits, but that dude is fucking F A T!!
nice man tits! ewwww!
She has man boobs!
WHEN CELEBRITIES HAVE FAKE BOOBS, WHY DO PEOPLE
CALL THEM FAKE…..
AND THEN WHEN CELEBRITIES DONT HAVE BOOBS, U SAY
THEY NEED A BOOB JOB??
WTF
U GUYS ARE ALL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't call her fat
we should be posting more pictures of girls like this
she is freaking gorgeous and come on, most of us look like this naked.
fuck I'd still pound the fuck out of her fucking cunt! love those little titiies!!!
EW! SHE'S SO TINY! WHY WOULD YOU FLAUNT THOSE? THEY ARE SMALLER THEN MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTERS!!!!
The funniest part of this whole Lily Allen story is all the codemnation of this AMAZING girl by people who don't like her boobs or her belly… I bet 95% of these LOOZAHS are men with boobs of their own, they weigh 280+ pounds, HUGE guts and asses and haven't seen their wee genitals in years.
Also… think about all the celebrity women (and non-celebrity for that matter) who DO have bigger breasts but their talent and/or personalities are just hyped up bullshit (Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Victoria Beckam, Lindsey Lohan, … you complete this list… it's too fucking long)
fat, talentless and fugly.
yuk!
You actually have to have boobs before you can show them.
AYE!
I'D DRINK A TON OF BOOZE TOO IF ME TITTIES WERE TINY LIKE DAT.
i'd like to suck on those titties and then cum all over them
She's not as skinny as she thinks she is now.
Damn lose weight first if your gonna show boobs.
lily is GORGEOUS.
Okay, so I'm really not sure why everyone on this website thinks that they have the right to criticize her body. I highly doubt that anyone on here has the body of a supermodel….so I think it's unfair to judge someone who's obviously comfortable with her body just the way it is. Seriously….step off and get a life.
i THOuGHT sINCE sHE WAs fAT sHE wOULD HaVE sOmE KNOcKERS! gUESS nOt! rEHAb!!
That's it?
Um, this is gross. first of all fat girls with boy boobs should not walk around topless. If she did not want to be judged she should not have become famous. I am utterly disgusted by this horribleness. GROSS and she needs to not be a blonde.
the 3rd nipple is on the left boob, she was talking about it on tv and showed it off, at least she isn't like fake…i guess… but ew lily! put it away
One might also notice that drinking is making Lily FAT. If she is like that at 23, by the time she is 30 she will be disgusting. Alcohol is VERY FATTENING. Lily is going the way of Lilo. Linsay was very very talented but thought she could drink and not work and still be a star. Look where that has gotten her. Lily is going there too. Her punk mouth won't be worth much when next year's flavor of the month takes her place. A career wasted.
im honesntly disgusted when i see people write "lose some wieght" or "mesquito bites". honestly, im normal, when i see a chance to look at a celeb naked, i take it…. we can all admit we are curious when it comes to that. but what everyone should understand is everyones body is different, some peoples breasts look like that, some are huge. are anatomy is different, get over it. and for the people putting her body down… im sure its because when you look in the mirror you see something you dont like as well.
id hit that lol
What boobies???
You're all embarrassing, she's a perfectly normal and beautiful girl who's just looking for some fun while she's in Cannes… what's the big deal?
And one thing i've always wondered, how do YOU look yourself since you guys always need to comment someone who's average and say that she's fat, ugly, talentless or whatever. Think about that next time before you go and write some meaningless comment.
she looks like melanie griffith, i really thought at first it´s her. WHERE IS ANTONIO
SHE IS FAT
What the fuck is she doing?…First the cooch shot and now this? Her breasts are terrible….
wow…such a small boobs but still wanna show it..
yuckss!!
Everyone should leave her alone she looks awesome and only half carefree becuase there is always some vulture trying to get fucking shady picture of her they should leave her alone and let her have a holiday and be 23!
Love her! a true blue Brit chick. And she likes to do the wild thing.
Who is lily allen anyway??
ugliest body i've ever seen. omg. she should be embarassed of her body. are those boobs? man 12 year olds have bigger breasts than her. at least she's not bulimic or anorexic. still eeeew
wow tiene la axila peluda!
Her tits look like man pecks!! WTF??? Not sexy at all!!! Sorry. My nipples and tits are soooo much bigger. She looks under developed.
you americans are fucking sick obsessing over the bodies of female celebraties. Do you honestly believe that cool young women like Lily Allen give a shit about what a talentless blogger and his misogynist minions think?
I don't know why you americans have such a huge problem with women and their bodies. But it's sickening.
she looks like my grandfather, somebody wrote. well i would kill your grandfather and eat him with my bloody hands for the confidence ms. allen has about her body. most women think they are unbearable underneath their clothing, at least in some subconscious way, and it seems quite convenient to perpetuate that. keeps us in line, yeah? watch out boys.
God!!! Glad i am GAY…..if i wasnt i would be now looking at minnie Moo there
thats gross…
eugh disgusting! absolutely no shame!
I have seen men with bigger!!!
dam them sum lil ass tits!!
Re: ew – ROFL!
Thats not her
Re: fuckoffassholes – that's exactly what I keep thinking as I read through all these comments. Most of the people here who comment are more than likely teens and pre-teens.
So when is it due,
and does she know the sex yet?
Trailertrash.
Damn, the girl is classy.
she looks so weird- large stomach with tiny boobs???
looks man-like
All Boobies are good Boobies
you know what? Good for her! and good point, owning a house by 23. Who cares if we've seen her ladybits here and there lately? She's damn successful- and since she's so shameless about everything, and is just saying "fuck that, I do what I want"… I freakin love her.
She's cute!
Re: Sophie California – I completely disagree. While I couldn't give a shit whether it's taboo or not to sunbathe nude, I think when a woman is tan and then unveils white breasts it is so beautiful. Besides, it keeps breasts soft, supple and helps guard against harmful UV rays! Leathery dry breasts are disgusting. Blheck…. Maybe in europe, you don't mind, but in the States, we have common sense!
We like Lily's CALIFORNIA SURFER GIRL BLONDE HAIR!!! Now put that bathing suit top back on so you don't get melanoma, girl! Use common sense! Even if it's stylish in Europe, you should heed what women in the U.S. do and cover up. Not because it's offensive but because it's safe! Wake up Lily. PS ~ I agree with the person who commented that it helped having your father in the "business" to pave your way but I still wish you all the best.
Re: Mina – So bitch - why are you on an American website. Get the fuck out of here you rude twat! Oh yeah, I forgot, blogs in Europe suck.
"You Europeans" (as opposed to your snide "You Americans" comments) have a lot of nerve coming to an AMERICAN BLOG and putting us down. I'm with Bill Gates (aka: Richest Man in the WORLD) and staying right here in the U.S.A. I hate Europe. I had to live there for three miserable years and couldn't wait to get back to better food, better weather and better people.
I like that she looks like a California bleached blonde playboy bunny now! Good luck with your new album Lil!!!
Oh lilly lilly .Please seek some help
she kinda looks like a young melanie griffith in this foto, except porkier