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Take this for what it's worth, but…
The British media is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are testing out a "trial separation."
Discuss.
[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]
Posted: May 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm




ANYONE WITH A BIT OF SENSE KNOWS THAT "MARRIAGE" HAS BEEN OVER FOR YEARS NOW. AS SOON AS THIS ADOPTION IS FINALIZED, THEY'LL BE HEADED FOR DIVORCE COURT.
The british media say lots of things
and can't be believed
although this one could be real
we can't trust them
WAIT
What about her adoption/purchase of that black kid?
Won't this sink it?
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#92 - derren brown says – reply to this
maybe Mr. Ciccone just needs the time and space to locate his balls.
They've been missing for quite some time.
discuss.
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she needs a man ritchie has no balls.
Of course. She thought he was an aspiring , talented director, and will make her a good movie too…..but he is far from being a genius, and he couldn't direct a movie for her..
Re: derren LOL – How would YOU know? Are you a personal friend of his? He manages to live and raise kids with Madonna, so you know he's up to the task. You sound more like a guy with a REALLY bad case of the green eyed monster here; about $850 million worth, if the info on her empire is to be believed. Living with an actualized woman and having that much money empowers a man, not the other way round. You sound like the one whose balls are missing; particularly if you require someone who only defers to you, as you must be unable to take a gal with her own opinion in stride.
Re: mm –
She doesn't love her own blood she had 11 ABORTIONS that ugly overrated has been.
run Guy run run run………….
Well…..She is a control freak….He's so handsome. They should definatly make it work…trial seperation? Isnt that what the tour is for? LOL…….
Re: Me, Lol. –
she is worth 600 millions.
It must be hard being married to a 10 year old. And what about David? I'll bet that doesn't happen.
Re: MADONNA LOVES ABORTIONS!! – I know. How could she be so fucking irresponsible? How could she say she actually has a love for children? I thought that Papa Don't Preach was a pro life song. I was so sick when I found out she was a baby killer.
I would seperate too , if my wife basically stole a child from anther country, among other things like having no talent
Re: tonya – I don't get it???
Madonna go ahead flush out your second husband like you did your babies. It's alright. Just write another check to Kabballah and you'll feel good about yourself again.
Well, I would go too if my wife was kissing women and probably fucking around behind my back. You can take a pig to London, but in the end, you still have an American pig.
Re: Madonna Aborter – Yep. That cervix of hers is mutilated. That's why she had to have a C-section with Lourdes.
Re: Madonna Aborter – LOL!
Re: Madonna Aborter – LOL!!!!
no one can stay married to madonna. because she is a big, type A bitch.
Madonna's been running from her abortions and herself. That's why she's a workaholic and having relationship troubles. Any time a woman doesn't face what she's done head on, you only experience more tumoil in your life.
probably true.
Mr.Ritchie looked like Mr.Bitchy when they
arrived on the red carpet at cannes last week.
you could actually see how miffed he looked
in the photos that were taken of him and his wife
when they were both on the red carpet.
perhaps he was a bit envious of all the attention
she was getting at cannes because of the documentary
she produced?
who knows….
in any case, i prefer how Madonna is when she is single.
but, i hope the best for them both, whether they stay
married…or get a D.I.V.OR.C.E.
Despite what she believes, she is not above the human race. I believe she has made this claim. God will serve you up a can of whupp ass when you go around thinking this way. Madonna, do you still shit brown? I'll bet you do? Does it stink? I'll bet it does. Quit trying so hard to be better than everyone. You're just an entertainer.
they're going to get that kid david whatevs taken from them if they separate.
First of all, Guy has looked miserable for years now..after all, Madonna is the most vain person in the world…plastic surgery galore, injections galore, hitting the gym daily for hours at a time…and still touring? Please. She's no family woman, and hardly sees her kids let alone her husband. He deserves better. Why he stayed so long? Because she's Madonna, and for the sake of his biological son. And maybe now because she has begged him to stay until the adoption is final. I can not stand her, never could. For the person who said she has managed to fake the public for all these years..you are dead on right. Well put!
I hope the apocalypse is coming soon, because THEN we'll all be FREE OF HAVING TO BE EXPOSED TO RICH ASSHOLE'S ANTICS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen. PS: I wouldn't teach them how to live off the land if Their Lives Depended On It.
Please tell me what this Type A personality and this laid back dud of a producer ever had in common in the first place - nothing. She was trying to further her acting career - I can't even remember the title of that turd of a movie she laid with him. Yukkk. The rock star and the movie star rarely work out. I'm waiting for Gwynnie - she's next.
yea it always for a long time now seemed guy richie tolerates madonna. her fame money and power is intoxicating. cant blame him for marrying her but anymore than that…no. i think they will divorce its just a matter of time. he does look so pissed and fed up with her. the hate just radiates through the tv into my living room like i dont know what. he needs to grow some balls and leave her already and find real love. madonna lately has only been about competing with angelina jolie and then making a sucky ass song with timberland instead of being that amazing independent artist she once was that i loved.
Re: Michie – Right. LMAO! So much for an acting career. She can't act. It just wasn't her calling. Honest to God, there are times when I forget she's married!!!!! You never see Guy and David together.
LOL! That's it. It was such a flop, I almost forgot the name of it. And NO! I never saw it!!
Don't worry for the abortions people it's over Madonna is not able to have her period anymore menopause time for her.
Guy looks like a bore who's content to stand in the shadows.
Go ahead Madonna have more abortions.
It's what you do best anyway!
If they have spent more than a full week in each others company since the day they met I will be amazed. No-one on this earth could stand her for more than quickie bursts at a time. You know, she did the tried & true trick beloved of American social climbers — she married heritage — he married money. she gained credibility, he financed his shiteous films. But let's not all pretend that there is any love lost eh? One other thing they have in common — he likes to smack her face, and she enjoys it.
You can see how much they hate each other in this picture.
This is not a one time fight.
This is years of anger , frustration and disrepect.
It should be put out of it's misery soon for the sake of the children.
Re: sa – Thank God.
MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now she can date Justin Timberlake!!!
People are always on about how "smart" Madonna is. HUH? She fucked her way to the top, and it's really a wonder that she's not infected with HIV. I mean, she's had more sexual partners than China's got rice.
Madonna, there would have been plenty of people who would have been happy to adopt the children you chose to kill.
Hahahahahah to Oldfart, you are so right! Good one! Keep it comin'…Madonna is so OVA!
1. He's angry because she ruined his career as a director.
2. He never wanted to adopt that African child. That was all her.
oh i've seen this coming for a long time.
Looks like The Madgesty is having a hard time this year, especially w/ her new album and all not being the best of the year! It reflects in her work. Anyhow, Richie doesn't look very happy lately……..and the mysterious no where to be founds, is questioning. I do think she's going through a rough patch and it does look like Mr. Ritchie is ready to call it quits. I'm sure she's trying to save the marriage to save FACE, but it doesn't look good. Sorry Madge! It's time to accept the truth.
he's tired of being married to a whore.
Re: JV – Right. He is pretty much in the shadows now that She -Devil runs the show.
Why adopt in Africa? Why not adopt in the states?
IT"S OVA PEOPLE!! HE IS NOT HAPPY TO BE MARRIED TO HER ANYMORE!!!
Puleeze….Sean Penn took his life and identity back. Rodman dumped her after she begged him to get her pregnant. Guy, get some self respect and GO!
Perez picked this up from the Daily Mail online. Golly, it MUST be true!
Who really cares about Madonna, besides Perez these days????? She is an old washed up hag and her hubby is hot!!! He should move on to some young hot bitch!
My, my, haven't we all had a bite of nasty pie today. You're all 'Madonna's goin' down!' I, for one, hope they manage to keep it together. A successful long term marriage is judged on an overview of how the total years have been, not on crappy stuff going on right now. That, too, will change. I'm quickly leaving now before you all throw tomatoes at me. Did I just stick my tongue out at you?
Re: mm – Madonna IS a legend, thank you…
When rumors start flying that things aren't all rosy in paradise, there is usually some truth in all of that. Things haven't looked good for them for a couple of years now–Madonna is such a control freak, I bet Richie is so over all that and tired of Madge's constant griping. I used to like her, but she is such a sell out. I'm so not impressed and would give away her tickets even if they were offered to me for free.
MAY BE ITS FINALLY OVER FOR VADGEONNA AND THE TALENTLESS RITCHIE..SHE WAS A COUGER FOR MARRYING SOMEONE 10 YEARS HER JUNIOR..WELL AT LEAST MIMI IS HAPPY W/ HER BOY TOY
they always say this… The Queen of Pop is probably happily married. Well I guess when you are the biggest star and dont have a personal issue (a la Mooriah Carey, Britney Spears) they will go after your married life… kinda boring Perez
I'm surprised he's put up with her high maitenance ass for this long.
Re: FUCK OFF – YOUR MOM IS A DUDE….SHE FUCKS UR DAD UP IN THE ASS AT NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you mentally unstable? how could you say such things?????????????
I look at this picture, and see one thing…make up sex.
Please don't come back to America. Move to Malawi. What's next? A movie called "Saving Marriage"?
please — it is ALL media - breaking people down — leave it alone and dont feed into.— unless you are either madonna or guy — we don't know -
bullshavik! lol
this is sooo getting OLD! man
this always happens when something big is gonna or is happening for madonna!
i dont believe a word of it!
divorce isn't funny. leave it alone. what is funny is that no one has pointed out the fact that perez looks like porky pig & clown got it on..i'm just sayin.
madonna is a condescending cunt who's only contribution to music was that she made it acceptable to take your clothes off and be a whore in order to sell records. guy is too hot to be with this wrinkled old drag queen.
Well, I happen to believe the rumors have some validity. I mean, look at the facts:
1) He did not appear at key events to support her (induction to R&R Hall of Fame)
2) Her new CD is loaded with songs about relationships going bad (Miles Away, She's Not Me, Devil Wouldn't Recognize You, Voice)
3) He is not even trying to smile in any photo from Cannes
4) He is spending a vast amount of time away from her
On top of all that, she is about to embark on a world tour that continues through the late fall — for the first time in seven years.
I have a gut feeling that they will stay together through the end of the year (for David's adoption sake), and then she will return to New York with the kids.
Luckily for her music fans, she is far better when she goes through those dark moments when she is unfulfilled and searching for something new.
ITS NOT TRUE.
I hope not, they have kids. Divorce is always messy when you have kids. They should try to keep it together, what is life anyway without family? For the sake of the children they should go to every length to stay together. The only time I would say get out quick is when one spouse is a serial cheater or there is physical or emotional abuse involved. Otherwise, when you have kids, especially little kids, you should try to work things out.
Re: Good guy –
LOL this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny
great !
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Discuss what?
Believe it or not, celebs are actually living, breathing, feeling human beings. We are allowing the media, full of propaganda, to make two bucks off of exploiting people over a photo that captured a microsecond of time. How about the fact that Madonna looks absolutely radiant and stunning. Please, the media can take their false accusations and stick them where the sun don't shine!
You know, Guy Richie has a very nasty look to his eyes. I wouldnt trust him to pump gas in my car or give me correct change. ( I think he looks dishonest and a little evil. His eyes have a cold and black-empty look to them) Madonna, your probably like a lot of women (myself included) who look for approval fom absolutely impossible and unavailable, cold men. It has to do with not feeling really loved by dad. Madonna you have to really marry a very sweet and overly kind man to comensate for your blind spot! Sexy and bad just doesnt cut it when it comes to everyday happiness
Marriage happens!!!!!!!! It's not all love and roses“““trust me on this..
If this is true““““ Good Luck to Madonna““ I hope she finds what she needs in LIFE“““ with or without““`what's his name,?? lol
HOLLA!!!
Re: david – U FAG…U WISH GUY WAS TO FUCK U IN THE ASS…SORRY BITCH…HES GOT A QUEEN NAME …MADONNA
SHES HUMAN, PEOPLE GET DIVORCED EVERY DAY AND WHO CARES?? SHES SO FULL OF HERSELF!
Did she think that oodles of plastic surgery to look 10 years younger AND hours a day at the gym would keep Guy from finding someone younger and more present in his life as a partner? MAybe she thinks that Kabbala makes her a better person. Madonna lives in a very very self centered Universe. The world worshipped her for way too many years that it gave her a false sense of some sort of Royalty she is NOT. Deep down underneath it all, she knows exactly who she is, and what she lacks. There's a time in life when it all hits you…call it Karma, whatever. Her time has come. For those of you who say 'she looks fabulous'..well she should, after tons of help from her Doctors. Take a look at pictures from a few years back when she was haggard and old. Do you really think she found the fountain of youth? Not quite. What she found was a fantastic plastic surgeon who I'm sure she'll take her best buddy Gwynnie to when she also decides she's losing her rocker hubby.
Re: fountainofyouthgonebad – You are soooo right! What Madonna has done best is fool herself but deep down inside she knows no amount of surgery will lift her past. She knows she is no longer desired and she knows better than anyone how many people she has used. Let this be a warning for her fans. You can not get away with anything in your life. It all comes back to haunt you. You will pay a price and it looks like Madonna is paying it all now. No amount or money. No amount of fame and change who you are deep inside and she knows that she has terrible secrets and has really hurt more than her share of people. She really has been a terrible role model all along and now people are finally seeing it. Including herself.
He has the look of hate on his face. Has anyone ever seen a picture on this site that is this disturbing. He despises her.
She looks like a poodle. And Guy Ritchie is a little gay.
He ain't into the Ciccone no more. Can u blame him?
All the money in the world isn't worth being married to that narcissistic cunt.
There is definitely tension. He held onto her at Cannes but I have seen no photos where she is reciprocating. In all photos I have seen her arms are down while his are on her. To say that this is just Madonna would be incorrect as she had no problem being affectionate with Sharon Stone.
I hope they aren't going to separate though. As free spirited as Madonna has always been, it is also nice to know she has been in a secure relationship for this long. Married people do not view one another as family any longer and that is a huge problem. I would like to think that at 50 I am in a committed relationship with somone I can grow old with and recount the memories alongside. It also puts her in more of a respectable matriarch position which is appropriate at this age.
I truely hope her recent work with younger musicians doesn;t send her into a downward spiral that she misinterprets as freedom when in fatcits insecurity at its finest…yes, a mid-life crisis.
Madge perform on stage. Be dignified in your home life and do not grow old alone or with someone with which you have not shared the intimacies that having children together brings. Don't go mad.
Re: oldfart – Great comment, you are spot on with your observations. It's too bad for her that no amount of money can buy class, she can't buy it and she most certainly can't fake it. She's just a trashy, alpha type female who will use anyone and do anything to convince the world and herself of her superiority over the rest of the human race. I'm not convinced, and deep inside, she isn't either. Despite her massive ego, she's still a dirty whore who needs to be punished and dominated by her hetero partners and this neediness eventually drives them away.
Re: Poor Madge –
You are soo right she is looking very much like a poodle lately.
Ugly really.
Could you imagine what she looks like in regular lighting without her makeup and tricks? She was never a beauty but she is flat out beastly now.
This will drive her over the edge. She has the worst ego and she admits it.
He is so angy even his scalp is RED!!!
The article says Madonna and Elton John are friends - they HATE each other! Everyone knows that!
Talk about a gay couple…
A GUY AND A MAN!
.
(And the man wears the pants
and gives the orders in that relationship…)
Re: Madonna Fake – Yes. It may come right away. It may come later. Yet, it will come. I do think she looks good, but who cares about your looks when your inner core is rotten?
It's clearly all her idea. That's why they must stay married. It's her feeble attempt to redeem herself, yet we know this wont happen.
Discuss what?
the fact that its obvious shes a frigid bitch
who OBVIOUSLY has no interest in that man?
am i the only one who sees her for the COUGAR she is?
put a young guy like justin timberlake in her sights
and her cooch will go from zero to moist!
thats what happens when your old, rich and think your shit doesnt stink.
Madonna once claimed "I can't be in the same room with a woman who is prettier than me." That's not saying too much for Paltrow, now is it?
She just saw how much attention Jolie was getting, so she decided to try to compete. It's just typical of her.
She's BEEN married to HERSELF all along anyway. Just get the divorce already. Guy who?
YAY! Let's hope it's 4 realZ this time!
Maybe - if they split - Guy will start making GREAT movies again!
- Team Guy!
i've never met a man who has an ego that could handle that….NEVER….THEY DON'T MAKE THEM……if he had an ego that could suck that up…she wouldn't want him.
Madonna is too damn old now, Guy needs a younger, prettier woman in his life.
Re: They both look real pissed –
you took the words right out of my mouth. She is amazing, and so desperatly wants to be a great person, but she lacks in interpersonal skills……just saying. I dont think anyone can truly get close to Madonna.
Where is Lourdese's dad? Madonna pays him to stay away.
Jesus Christ I hope so maybe then Guy can start making good movies again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Re: JOEY – WA.WA.WA.WA…..AM CRYING LIKE A BITCH MADONNA IS CUS U HURT MY FEELINGS AND IS PICKING ON ME……HOPE I MADE UR DAY…YA HAPPY?
I hope not. Marriage is so damn hard. It doesn't matter who your married to. If its not Guy she is married to and fighting with it will just be someone else. Marriages dont last anymore unless your stubborn as hell and willing to put up with bullshit bickering. She does come across as a control whore though. That cant be pleasant to live with…
So, the adoption is complete?
"testing"? my bet is they've been living on separate ends of the house for awhile now.