On The Rocks - Again!
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia
Take this for what it's worth, but…
The British media is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are testing out a "trial separation."
Discuss.
[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]
Posted: May 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm




Who in their right mind could stay married to this vain, mean, ugly, narcissistic piece of garbage? Her faces shows her years of ugliness, no amount of botox can erase that. She is an empty, morally bankrupt person who turns to crap like kaballah to fill her up…the problem is she is empty…nothing will ever fill her up. She may have money, but she is a loser and a user…big time. The real losers however, are the children. Those poor souls will be in therapy alll their adult lives for all the damge she will have done to them.
You people/haters are SO stupid and pathetic.
GET A FUCKING LIFE already.
Re: Lola – ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS?????????
GET A LIFE LOLALOOSER!!!!!
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FUCKEN LOOSER LEAVE MADONNA ALONE UR STUPID ASS NEEDS THERAPY
You could be Madonna, living the life, or you can be the naysayers on here. Ha.
Oh, to #205, it's 'loser', not 'looser', which means not as tight. Loser.
Perez, if this is a surprise to you you are much more out of it than I thought
Am I the only one who, after seeing the hall of fame, realised she is totally having an affair with Justin T (you go girl!!!!) and only stays with Guy until the adoption is final!!!????? DUH!!! come on, it's all over their face that they are together and for the ones who think JT is with Jessica Biel, DUH, again.
That is what happens when you put your work before your realtionships. Look at where she is most successful and where she is not - that tells you where she puts most of her effort.
If they are over, I for one can't say I am at all surprised. Madonna seems to be at best an arrogant self-contained control freak who discards anyone who doesnt fit in with her agenda. And let's face it, while Guy may have been ambitious at one point in the beginning of their relationship Swept Away did not go a long way to improving his resume'. I hope for her children's sake that she loves them and will continue to take care of them. I am sure she will. If she has supposedly learned anything at all from her years in Kabbalah you dont walk out on relationships when they get tough. What is she going to do when Lordes or David or Rocco disagrees with her lifestyle as they grow older as it seems Lola is doing already ? Is she going to disown her own children because they dont feed her overweaning ego ? Time will tell
Oh No!!!!
I guess Jimmy JAZZ isn't gay or anything!!!!!!
I laughed when i read this:
YOU WANT A "TOY BOY" YOUR MADEGESY?……….YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LET ME "JAZZ" UP YOUR LIFE……………………A LOT OF MY SASS WAS INSPIRED BY YOU MISS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DIVORCE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
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DROP THAT ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee, what a shocker!! Did he honestly think being married to such an egotistical, narcissitic, media hungry bitch would actually work out? And what about David? Guy should be the one adopting him because she never seems to be home!!!
If it is over, I can't say I am surprised. I imagine Madonna is not an easy person to live with. After all the way she schedules everything if her husband and children dont fit into her agenda she goes ahead and does what she wants to anyway. Just another example that you may have money and fame but as she so bluntly puts it in Drowned World Substitute for Love She traded fame for love without a second thought. What has she learned from Kabbalah ? You don't leave a relationship when the going gets tough. I only hope she doesnt choose to leave or disown her children for disagreeing with her or her lifestyle.
madonna is one hot old dinosaur. i would suck the juice out of her hemmoroids that i would bite off her bun hole and then chew on one of dingle berries from her ancient ass crack
as long as Guy doesnt stop making great movies… do it!
Re: GayboYYZZZZZ – YOU'D HAVE TO BE SLOW TO NOT KNOW THAT LOVING MADONNA EQUALS BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO HARD FEELINGS MAN?
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I'M A SEXUAL HOMOSEXUAL……….BUT MANLY AT THE SAME TIME
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PLEASE DON'T BE MEAN TO ME………..AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW
AGAIN I SAY !!!! Gag me with a spoon……WHO gives a shi* WHO gives a FU*K !!!!!!! whaaaaaaaaa
I'll be praying for her and her husband! I'm very shocked that Madonna is having trouble in her marriage because when I was with her she was such an angel. I hope the best for Mr. & Mrs. Madonna.
She refuses to grow old gracefully. Why would any country allow her to buy A child?
if thats based just on this pic…honestly there prob just having a conversation about something serious hence the serious faces.
He's hot! Anyone that can put up with her for that long deserves an award
Hmm…let me see….SHE'S A BITCH!!!!
oh perez.. you can't believe anything written in the mail
Separation's never an easy thing, but maybe good things will come out of it, like Guy being free to make good movies out from beneath his wife's shadow and Madonna can get back in the spotlight where she feels most comfortable. As for JT, there's nothing like a young guy to remind an aging, ex-sexpot that she's not quite in the mainstream flow anymore.
MANdon's hair is soooo doll's like (artificial). She can go on kissing every girl employee she has. Guess Ritchie felt his manhood was shrinking shrinking and becoming RitchSHE.
Who gives a SHIT about Madonna??!!
Guy, it's about time! Madonna is nothing but power and money. I'm over here and glad you are too. Your cute and can do much, much better.
Is it true that she is fucking Justin Timberlake?
Well, his career has been on a downward spiral since he met her.
She got knocked up and forced or hastened the marriage; he seemed unenthusiastic about adopting David Banda; he's got Lourdes' daddy in the picture… and none of his recent movies have been even moderately successful. I guess that's the downside of cougar-dom–the guy gets smothered in all the woman's attention.
Either way, I wish them well. He's had to put up with a lot.
She has earned her right to fame, but she pisses me off that she's taking all of our American dollars and mocking us! She and Piggo Paltrow. They want to be British? Good. Take your asses ther and don't return. Just like Michael Jackson. Why didn't the freak stay in Iran or wherever the fuck he went?? Get it, America? They will take our money, but they will shit on our flag. Happy Holidays:)
Re: Guy Richie – I'll bet she has. She needs another notch on the bedpost. C'mon, she picked up some jogger dude in Central Park and made Lola with him. She decided to keep that one.
She's the only person you ever see. I'll bet Guy in the built in babysitter. He won't leave her. He'll never see Rocco again.
I just read her BIOGRAPHY and she is A MEAN ANGRY UNHAPPY MANIPULATIVE WOMAN. It would be impossible to stay married to her. She cannot enjoy life, even with all the money and talent she has. It's a tragedy really. But she was always like that, even as a child, teen, young adult. She is cruel to her OWN FATHER who did nothing to deserve it. Her family was hoping that by having children, she would become more humble, but it didn't last.
Re: VADGE IS NOT GOOD –
oh my goodness,
Her fame is getting in the way!! This bitch needs to retire too! Otherwise, she'll be an old divorcee lonely ugly ass leftover from the 80s!!LOLOLOL
OK JIMMY JAZZ! I won't be mean, but if you are homosexual, what are you going to do to Madonna if she makes you her next thang? I am just curious…
Looks like he is seething because he just recognized that the dress she is wearing belonged to his long deceased great great grandmothers, mother.
testing? there's no….there's no testing in marriage! you either separate or you don't. Duh!
Guy deserves a KNIGHTHOOD & a NOBEL PEACE Prize for putting up with that megalomaniac, Greedy Kunt for as long as he has.
Well no wonder Guy finally grew sum balls and is takin a walk,tee-hee, no doubt because Madj has reverted to her old ways of GIRL ON GIRL KISSY FISHY, and Drinking from the bottle on stage, Getting freaky with Justin /Tiber/ Dick, i herd Madgj wont let lil Lourdes watch tv or internet thinking they will never know the true madgej, the one we all love, internet stutt cake Madgj. LOVE IT!
Re: jonalisa – True. She can't sit still and she can't be happy. She embarassed her own family and talked shit about her dad and step mom. She also ragged on her alcoholic brother. She paid for his rehab one time. Gee, some rehabs are free. After that, she washed her hands of him. "Get your hands off MY money" was her attitude.
who can believe those british tabloids ???
She won't let her kids watch TV? Maybe they will see her dancing around with her tits hanging out. She has them eating Soy or something. No cake? Kids love cake. Bad mom!!!!!
How can ANYONE still like her… Don't you guys remember her saying that she would leave the US over Bush - and she did. Now that Bush is coming to an end she is going to decide to come back - WE DON'T WANT HER HEAR - OR ROSIE FOR THAT MATTER. I hope one day she gets a clue and SHUTS UP!
MADONNAAAAAAAAAAAAA, NO LO ABANDONES!! LO OCUPAS COMO TU SOPORTE EMOCIONAL EN TU PROXIMO TOUR! VA ESTAR CABRON TANTO TRABAJO, YA DESPUES QUE ACABE TU TOUR MANDALO A LA CHINGADA NO MAMES!! TE QUIERO SIEMPRE! TE VEO EN STICKY AND SWEET TOUR SAN DIEGO, BYE!!!!!!!
Re: TexasValerie – RU kidding me? I'll pack the old cunt's bags for her!!
if they are separated or getting divorced, then their adoption or future adoptions should or might be in jeopardy.
You didn't hear of any marriage trouble prior to her adopting David. Hmmmmm maybe Guy wasn't for it. A thought-thats all!
Is her bra tucked under right boob??? hee hee…
Re: Madonna Fake – wow did you learn that in 12th grade poetry class? ……….she is amazing! I love how everyone calls her a bitch like anyone knows her. Maybe she is maybe she isnt. Maybe guy is a big baby who cant handle a woman like that. …….And to those who call her an ugly old whore….I'd like to see what your fat ass looks like at age 50 and if people are willing to pay hundreds to come see you…..prob not.