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Dina Lohan = So Ridiculous!

Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

In case you missed it….

Dina and Aliana Lohan were on The View today.

Click here to watch their appearance.

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268 comments to “Dina Lohan = So Ridiculous!”

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  1. 101

    Re: KevinK – goddamn KevinK i thought i was spending too much time on Perez but jeez… you keep checking back over and over at the same post. Im not trying to start an internet fight (i hate those), but im just making an observation….

  2. x says – reply to this


    102

    Whoopie is like you lying bitch haha

  3. lohan fan says – reply to this


    103

    I actually like them, they seem real and nice
    obviously they dont care that you and all the gossip sites make fun of them because they know its not true

  4. nadja says – reply to this


    104

    that was absolutely painful to watch….what horse crap!!!!!!

  5. VOTE FOR HILLARY, TERRORIST WIN says – reply to this


    105

    I'd still do her

  6. Ash says – reply to this


    106

    I couldnt even watch 1minute of this.

  7. Dinasaurus Rex says – reply to this


    107

    I didn't think The View could stoop any lower, when they accepted Elisabeth's return after the last spawn. Then I was sure they couldn't stoop any lower, but they had Denise Richards on. Then I was positive they couldn't stoop any lower, but the had these two Lohan sluts on. Hasn't Dina seen "Gypsy"? Maybe she has.

  8. MoronRadar says – reply to this


    108

    Re: KevinK – Grow up Kevin. Mario has been nothing but honest about who he is and doesn't lie or apologize for it. He's made himself rich and successful on his own terms. You sound jealous. As for the Lohan's - they are in denial of their true, fame-whoring selves.



  9. 109
  10. lil' k says – reply to this


    110

    I watched the whole thing on this website and found it interesting…not a mess. The kid is sooo serious though.



  11. 111

    Dina is a complete mess. She can't even give Whoopi and straight answer. Does she even understand the point Whoopi was trying to make? Every time I see Ali on all these talk shows l feel so bad because she just wants the world to see her and her family as normal and live life as a teenager. Too bad that is not possible when your parents are Dina and Michael Lohan.

  12. sair says – reply to this


    112

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  13. opi says – reply to this


    113

    Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears are tied in the race to the bottom to "win" the Patsy Ramsey pimping out your kid award. Once the main kid flames out, on to the next to keep the $$$$$ coming in, so YOU, the mother don't have to work. SICKENING.

  14. squeezer says – reply to this


    114

    I don't know, they seem pretty nice to me.
    squeezingbucks.com

  15. gig says – reply to this


    115

    I am soooo gonna boycott this show! Dina knows nothing about being a good parent. They are NOT a normal family. How many times was Lindsay in rehab last year? And for the love of god, Why would you walk your already bitchy seeming daughter down the same rocky (to say the least )path as your eldest dAAughter? What f-ups. Nice job giving this "family" (and Denise Richards) their own show, E!.
    Btw when is Lindsay coming out of the closet and is that just a publicity stunt? I would put nothing past the Lohans.



  16. 116

    I love it! =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

  17. sarah says – reply to this


    117

    Re: omg!

    I agree with you. Wow people really need to learn how to type/form sentences. The bottom line: we dont know these people, no do we know any other celebrities personally, and its very hard to make real judgements on anyone without actually knowing them. We DONT know them!

  18. EliZe says – reply to this


    118

    Well i Guess Ali is starting her acting career too because she definitely used that same initial statement and quote on Good Morning America……word for word…LOSERS….Can Dina understand English??? she was definitely answering her OWN questions because it wasnt what they were asking……

  19. Maria says – reply to this


    119

    Ali Lohan ALWAYS says the same thing on every single show she's on. And she ALWAYS jumps in at the most random moments!!! It's so AWKWARD to watch her… it makes me cringe!

  20. bruce lee says – reply to this


    120

    it is incredible and scary how alike dina and lindsay look.

  21. theo says – reply to this


    121

    foolish

  22. Elisabeth Hasselbeck And Dina Lohan Are My Daughters says – reply to this


    122

    Some years ago, I took a long stiff painful lumpy shit. When I tidied myself up, I stood up to see what had caused me such distress. And I'll be damned, there were Elisabeth and Dina floating face-up in the toilet bowl, running their mouths and clamoring to be let loose on the world. I obliged them.

  23. kelly2 says – reply to this


    123

    Um, yeah, like I mean, so…Um, yeah, like I mean, so……

    I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous, I'm so stupid.
    It's funny Dina thinks she's a celebrity…Wah hahahahaha

  24. iaoer says – reply to this


    124

    stupid idiot…we've seen pics of u partying u firecrotch!!!…the way she talks sounds like a 16 year old girl

  25. whatever says – reply to this


    125

    what the hell is wrong with this lady? What planet did she come from? They should just put Ali in rehab now, cuz we all know she'll end up there with this kind of crappy, delusional parenting. Be a parent and spend time with your kids and forget the cameras and limelight. Puhleassssse!!!!!! I don't get it.

  26. meredith says – reply to this


    126

    DINA IS PIMPING HER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Cassie says – reply to this


    127

    I would be nervous going on that show, too…those women are nothing but animals… :(

  28. sunstar says – reply to this


    128

    I wonder if all the remarks that are either positive or in defense of this post are from people in the Lohan camp. lol Would anyone be surprised if we found out that she's got a handful of her people sitting in a room with their laptops, responding in her favor to the hundreds of blog posts and articles out there?

    Hey… that's a great PR move, btw. If they're not doing it, they should. They might save a little face.

  29. RLP says – reply to this


    129

    Did anyone else notice Dina's bizarre neck twitch? She did it a few times early in the interview and later when Whoopi & Joy started asking the "hard" questions, she started twitching more and almost shrugged as she tried to deflect the questions. What a moron! She's given a platform to clear things up and she just babbles on about "setting the record straight". Well, she did that alright, she reminded us all why we love to hate her!

  30. Meagan says – reply to this


    130

    "we are not a crazy people" - ali

    hahahaha. poor girl. she wants to be like her wreck of a sister. wow, life goals. too bad she has the most ANNOYING voice! god, i am so glad i have never had to hear her sing. i have to admit, dina is way better looking than her 14 year old daughter!

    wow. that is ultimate sad. pathetic.



  31. 131

    BARF…the WHOREhans at their best. How can she even call herself a good mom? She exploits her whoreanous kids 24/7..and Ali sing??? LMAO LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…that family is sooooo trashy.

  32. Steve says – reply to this


    132

    It's funny how Ali's speech is so rehearsed and monotonous anymore! "We are a normal family. Let's just set the record straight. Girls are bullies. I wanna be an actress and singer."

    Shut the f up bitch you wouldn't be made fun of and tortured if people didn't have a valid opinion that you're a psycho.

  33. MelKa says – reply to this


    133

    DINA please die.
    Ali: you have been brainwashed. Sop repeating that you are normal, if you have to say it 10000 times, you are not.
    Besides, you and your mother do not have that special "something" Lindsay has, besides all her addictions and stuff.
    Stop trying.
    It's pointless.



  34. 134

    These two sound like parrots with the "setting the record straight" phrase over and over again. Sorry, Ali, but if you haven't made it by now I don't think you are going to be a big star. Good luck working at your nearest Olive Garden.

  35. Cait says – reply to this


    135

    Re: Cheri – you're fucking retarded

  36. LOHANS...ewness. says – reply to this


    136

    Well,
    Let me tell ya I saw it too and I could barely watch that shit. I mean, Whoopi was right. When there are camera's around people are much different. I'm sure they'll act semi-normal on the show but ahh…I bet old ass lohan is a complete beotch when cameras are OFF. Seriously this shit is gonna suck…and I'm still gonna watch it …not gonna lie. BUT I have a feeling that Aliana (what kinda name is that???) is a spoiled rotten lil girly even tho she looks 47 yrs old. BITCHES.
    GET OFF TV AND TRY TO GET YOUR OLDER DAUGHTER OUT OF CLUBS AND BANGING NASTIES!
    ew ew ew
    =)
    ♥,
    ME

  37. JB says – reply to this


    137

    wow what a complete mess. that is so sad. that mother is a trainwreck. now i actually feel bad for lindsay. and ali.

  38. LOUBOO says – reply to this


    138

    ALL DOUcHES

  39. mlw says – reply to this


    139

    alien lohan, perez, please call her alien lohan!

  40. JB says – reply to this


    140

    Re: omg! – wow. well said. sounds like something one of these famous pricks would say. lol.

  41. Cait says – reply to this


    141

    I love how the only rumor Ali mentions that is false is that she had a nose job. Like that's really important? Funny how she doesn't deny all the really damaging, important negative rumors about them, because she can't. And if she says "my mom's just helping her kids follow her dreams" one more time, so help me fucking god. They're as dumb as I expected them all to be. And to all the dumbasses that think we would be jealous of that family, who in their right mind would want a fucked up, dysfunctional family like that? They're all crazy. Yeah im soo jealous of someone getting 2 DUI's, going to rehab 3 times, having their parents publicly talk about their daughter with personal, embaressing information, and a mother that has a restraining order against the father til 2011. yes, im soooo jealous.

  42. WHATever says – reply to this


    142

    Re: kayce. – how did you get aviator?

  43. no name says – reply to this


    143

    if everyone on that show (with the exception of whoopi) spontaneously burst into flames, no one would care.

  44. Megan says – reply to this


    144

    the view couldn't anybody better!!
    thats 1 minute of my life im never gunna get back.

  45. Christine says – reply to this


    145

    Who's the biggest dumb ass…. Ali or Dina???? So pathetic!!!

  46. Dina Sour Pimp says – reply to this


    146

    This is really sad. mom makes celeb out of first child….This doesnt turn out so good ( You mean kids get a mind of their own after awhile and do what they want to? For shame!) so she picks up with 2nd child. And mom knows damn well whats going to happen to her perky, little 14 year old but its all about the almighty dollar and miss dina sour is just looking for an income. Shes nothing more than a pimp. She'll get what she deserves in the end, just watch. I dont think the head guy likes people pimping his children out.

  47. nancy says – reply to this


    147

    omg they obviously just went around all the questions i love whoppie she is soo good and she does party with lindsay liar! stop trying to make urslef look good when u just want money dina! and how old are u Ali 30!? lol -nancy

  48. suzanne says – reply to this


    148

    I'm like ehm… listening to lindsay's advice like ehm.. she must have broke the worldrecord in saying the word "like" in one sentence.. I wonder how many times she practiced in the mirror in the stuff she only repeated. LIKE a broken record already. I wonder how long it will take until this dork is in rehab, the crackface she already has, just LIKE her big sis.

  49. Nancy says – reply to this


    149

    Okay Ali we get it, your big sis has taught you a lot, damn, how many times did she say that? I think that's all she repeated throughout the whole interview.
    Lame.

  50. Shardy says – reply to this


    150

    um….yeeeeeeeah.

    it's too late, these 2 whores are trying to come off as "normal"
    but, if you look at her "normal" families acts and antics….

    you can clearly see they are as fucked up as can be.

    sorry dina….you and all your "normal" family are TRAAAAAAAAASH.

  51. Atlanta says – reply to this


    151

    Not only do these two sound like a broken record, they are the most BORING broken record. Gag!!!!!

  52. what says – reply to this


    152

    what? she says nobody asks to be put in the spot light….then why is she doing reality tv? which has nothing to do with any craft. they are so DUMB. i mean unintelligent. listen to them speak. unarticulate and they have no point. gross! and ali's looks seriously frightens me. she looks like the crypt keeper. total denture face and scary psycho killer eyes.

  53. Lor says – reply to this


    153

    Toward the end when she was asked if she went clubbing with Lindsey, she lied. You can tell from her body language. She kept shrugging her shoulders constantly and twitching her head. HER REALITY SHOW IS EXPLOITATION, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Her daughter doesn't need a reality show if she is laying down tracks to pursue a musical career. Setting the public straight? If you want the public to stop bothering you then you have to lay low, not put a spotlight on it. This mother's actions are deplorable. Her children don't know any better.

  54. BondageBarbie says – reply to this


    154

    i really don't like these two,They are feeding off of Lindsays fame.They are quite ugly too!

  55. medee says – reply to this


    155

    Like Like my interview was rehearsed and I sound like a broken record! For you asses that don't know what a record is it's a CD that skips and repeats itself!

  56. People in glass houses..... says – reply to this


    156

    Re: what – If you are going to call someone inarticulate, make sure you don't spell it incorrectly i.e., "unarticulate" lol…

  57. BryGuy says – reply to this


    157

    What TRASH!!!!

  58. Tori says – reply to this


    158

    hahahahahaHA.
    dina called herself a celebrity.
    what a cootie queen.

  59. Phillip says – reply to this


    159

    I am very disappointed in the women of The View. They seemed to be too chicken shit to ask any tough questions. Maybe they felt sorry for the 14 year old whore.

  60. I'm sooo Normal! says – reply to this


    160

    Isn't it a little ABNORMAL the way they continually defend themselves by calling themselves NORMAL all the time?? Trust me, none of my friends have sisters that have been DUI twice, nearly killed someone and been in rehab three times in a year. They are NOT NORMAL, just annoying!

  61. dJ says – reply to this


    161

    oh my god that woman is ridiculous. who cares about either of these two attention craving nobodies

  62. whorez says – reply to this


    162

    Dina is a MILF for sure

  63. DamitaJo says – reply to this


    163

    That woman is a disgusting excuse for a mother. She is a very unlikeable person and I would never waste my time watching that lame excuse for a tv show.

  64. Tom says – reply to this


    164

    and if ali is an actress, what movie or tv show has she been in, besides a reality show? they do not need to add to the garbage on tv by being garbage

  65. Brandy says – reply to this


    165

    If their show is as painfully boring and uncomfortable to watch as that interview, they better pull the plug on it right now…

  66. blah blah says – reply to this


    166

    oh my god! they view ladies and dina and ali keep saying "in the spotlight, in the spotlight" .. they aren't AT ALL. i don't give a shit… barely anyone does, they need to stop their show and their repetitive press tour, i don't even care about lindsay anymore, and i won't until she does another movie. right now she's famous for the sake of being famous and it's BORING

  67. SAL says – reply to this


    167

    Best mom in the world lets go on reality tv and discuss everything. REHAB HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the book I gotta go to REHAB MOM.

  68. June says – reply to this


    168

    I really truly hope Dina puts being a MOM first and 'manager' second. This poor young girl seems so naive (dispite how she says her sis and mom have 'prepared' her).

  69. chels says – reply to this


    169

    momma lohan is hawt =) hate em' or love em' ya gotta admit that one.

  70. Lindsey The Lesbiana says – reply to this


    170

    its so clear Ali doesn't have a "craft" she sounds like a freakin' recorder sayin, " this show is to get the record straight, we are not a crazy family I want to act and sing." Pathetic! they want attention and Dina is the one to blame for that ”family.” HEY DINA WE KNOW YOU READ THIS, AND AMERICA THINKS YOU ARE PATHETIC AND WE'LL SPIT IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU COME DOWN TO TEXAS BITCH!

  71. 1234 says – reply to this


    171

    that elizabeth has on the ugliest blouse EVER. and ali doesn't smile or something.

  72. Howard X Stern says – reply to this


    172

    Oh, my gosh. Is she for real??????? What a fame ho.

  73. danni says – reply to this


    173

    what a bunch of crap,this show is so going to bomb,I won't watch this one or denise richards show nothing but a bunch of trash!!!

  74. cd says – reply to this


    174

    AGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Why doesnt Lindsey stop sucking Ronsons face for one hot minute and help her poor little delusional sister before she gets a one way ride of the Dina train of disfunction.

  75. a few observations says – reply to this


    175

    dina - neck twitch/shruggy thing, AND she sits on her hands, at least in the beginning, didn't watch the whole thing. AND is she the one who tells ali "you go over there"?

    ali - sad to say - most likely to commit suicide, maybe even before amy winehouse OD's

  76. Alibee says – reply to this


    176

    "I would rather go to dinner with everyone in this audience…"

    Whhaaat? You know Dina wouldn't go to dinner with a single person from that audience unless she was being paid 50,000. It's ridiculous how fake she's being.

    Also, if what Ali says is true, "Lindsay tells me what to do and what not to do"
    Why would Ali believe her sister? If her sister KNOWS what to do and what not to do, then she wouldn't be so fucked up in the first place. Why would she even listen to her joke of a sister. I feel so bad for her, because she seems like she started out a sweet little girl, but you can tell how much her mother is manipulating her. It's so sick.



  77. 177

    Saw Dina out in a restaurant here on Long Island last weekend………seemed very normal to me……….and she's beautiful in person………just not a chick that takes great photos.

  78. Mo3434 says – reply to this


    178

    Dina Lohan is disgusting…has she ever had a real job? Reality TV…oh so smart! Your kids are all brilliant - Ali successfully memorized all e lines that Dina gave her for this interview and her ringlets stayed in perfect place! If Dina-saur just wants the rumors to stop then she should just go away!!

  79. Lassi says – reply to this


    179

    Dina is blonder and blonder by the minute… and her hair extentions are so noticeables (blonder than the rest). She has a big chip on her shoulder. I am thinking that for Aliana starting her "career" in a "reality show" might not be the way to go. She keeps saying that her sister gives her advice (!!!!); and her mom is her manager? poor girl.

  80. Tony says – reply to this


    180

    if Dina Lohan and a piece of McDonalds trash were on the side of the road, i'd pick up the McDonalds trash

  81. ribpzay says – reply to this


    181

    underage porn here she comes

  82. RJII says – reply to this


    182

    she sounds like your girl HRC. lie, lie, deny, lie then blame sexism. hello Dina! your 21 yr old has already been in rehab, she's a lying coke head and is one of hollywood's biggest jokes of the year. they sound so fake, like they don't even know what their lying about…just the avg. normal family– please. are they referring to the Brady Bunch?

  83. missCLEO says – reply to this


    183

    today i will do something different. i am going to comment first, before watching this clip. I betcha LITTLE lindsay lohan will say: I'm doing my own thing; my mom is not pushing me to do anything but pursue my dream, i love to sing, yes i have an advantage lindsay is my sister, yes she may have a cameo but it's a suprise, i want to get out of my sisters spotlight, fart fart fart…and OLDER lindsay lohan will say: you can see we are like any normal family, everything is real, this is how we live, crap crap crap…the interviewers will say…lindsay lindsay lindsay lindsay lindsay, drugs drugs drugs

    bring brenda back!!

  84. Grace says – reply to this


    184

    whoopi so doesn't look convinced….. i'm not either.
    it's almost like ali's been programmed to do nothing but spout lovely words about lindsay.

  85. Peter says – reply to this


    185

    i wish whoopi would shut the fuck up once and a while about these reality shows shes always hating on them….you basically on one whoppi.

  86. clementine says – reply to this


    186

    UGH. why would you want to get involved with fame after you have seen your daughter get to an ultimate low from it? you're lindslohan's family, we don't give a shit about linds anymore, why would we care to know about her family?

  87. MissT says – reply to this


    187

    i felt so bad for ali n her mom…like the whole time those hosts were purposely picking on them…like the way they were asking those questions, its like stating it instead of asking…like for instance "do u think ur a fit mother?"…they obviously dont think she is but they have to ask just to see wat she says…just to basically make fun of her…lol n they kept talking over them too…dina n ali didnt even get a chance to everfinish any of their sentences…so sad…they were called on just to look bad

  88. IlovehimW says – reply to this


    188

    I think they seem nice. Both Ali and Dina. She's right. She's just a single mom trying to raise her children and helping them follow their dreams.

  89. caroaber says – reply to this


    189

    Whoopi herself was distracted enough that her own daughter became pregnant and had a child at, what? 16, so her criticism has a touch of hypocrisy. Earlier in her career she ended an 18 year relationship, then married a nobody from Holland who promptly sued and walked away with over a million dollars.

    Celebrity is a process. Whoopi has loved and lost (Ted Danson, Frank Langella, Dutch nobody guy…) and admits to losing a lot of money. She tries to placate her exes and has allowed herself to be used.

    Dina is a mom who likes to party . Her comments are self-serving. She likes to appear at the hotspots and was not hands-on during Lindsay's crises. She has trashed her children's father and exploited her girls. Why is she even being rewarded with her own show?

  90. Voice Coach says – reply to this


    190

    Gee Dina, you're a great mom. Forgive me for thinking otherwise.
    Cunt.
    \
    The View people should be shot too.

  91. lulu says – reply to this


    191

    I do not see it Perez she seems normal, just helping her kids she can not control the actions of her older children lay off/ I'm a mother with two children and want to make their dreams come true I guess you will never see that point!

  92. Gay boy says – reply to this


    192

    Some people think it's great that Dina is just helping her children follow their dreams? What dumb asses. If my parents helped me follow my dreams, I wouldn't have been getting buttfucked by the NFL at age 14.

  93. Amy Wino says – reply to this


    193

    I just can't wait until Ali comes out with her cover of "I aint going to rehab, I said, No, No, No".

  94. Jon says – reply to this


    194

    So I just watched the View on my Tivo, Dina seemed really nervous.. Ali if she wants to actually be a celeb needs to lose her accent.. They teach you that in acting school sweetie. ILovce Lindsay but Ali could never be as good an actress as her big sis…. Watching Living Lohan tonight hope Lindz makes a cameo

  95. Heather says – reply to this


    195

    This shit is so rehearsed and fake anyone who read their piece in the people mag w/ashlee simpson on the cover knows it! Go fucking read it and see how many exact responses they give that they gave in that magazine interview! WTF!?

  96. dr. wonderful says – reply to this


    196

    when is that cheapskate mother of hers going to buy that poor wet-dog the much-needed scoliosis brace ?

  97. Olivia says – reply to this


    197

    I HATE that she thinks they are a "normal" family! You are not NORMAL! They have a television show! What's so "normal" about that?!?

  98. BecauseISaidSo says – reply to this


    198

    Ali sounds like a man!

  99. brittany says – reply to this


    199

    ….dina called herself a celebrity?? ali's wants to be just like lindsay? well, her voice already sounds like she smokes 2 packs/day so she's well on her way! yay rehab!

  100. molly says – reply to this


    200

    Oh Long Island. they sound like prostitutes. Gross

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