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Remember Tara Reid????
The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.
But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.
Haaaaa!
Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!
Posted: May 26, 2008 at 4:35 pm




Re: naty547 –
hospitality staff in australia get paid $18 and up an hour unlike you in the shitty ass USA who work for $4 hour. you need tips.
plus we are paid well in australia and do not need to tip. it isnt part of our cutlure. fuck you!
Perez, did you just insult Australia? I think your Australian readers might be pissed.
Re: naty547 – Australians don't tip, and with that attitude I wouldn't tip u either.
Re: carrie – Perez is A-list Bitch!! He goes to all the hot parties meets all the greatest celebs, and Im not surprised if he gets his own talk show… Keep up the work Perez you are looking great love the new hair-do
I don't think she's even smart enough to figure out where Australia is let alone travel here to be on one of our worst television shows herself…The last time she was here I reckon it was after a bender and she woke up in Kings Cross not knowing what day it was or how she got here
she isnt a-list here, she was cited as a c-list american celebrity.
A couple of things:
1. If the readers of this site are assuming that the attendees of a function such as the 'Hookers Ball' are representative of the entire Australian population, it may be wise to think again. Just because Tara is promoting an event does not mean that every Australian worships her.
2. She isn't hurting anyone so why the perpetual hate and criticism?
PLease, please do not think that we Aussies like, respect, revere or anything else serious sounding when it comes to Tara. Shes white trash, it just so happens we're a patient colony…….
Pfft….. she is not considered A-list in Oz either….. Dancing with the stars is for our d-list too….. so that just makes her…… pathetic
Re: naty547 –
you don't have to tip in australia. IDIOT
She's still a D-List here in Australia. She doesn't even come up on the radar.
Perez you're pretty F-list yourself you fat fu*k….. u are only famous b/c of your doochbag friend Paris who PAID to have this site opened…. Perez I am Canadian and I can't STAND you….
I didn't think Aussies were that desperate for stars.
Re: VAGTASTIC – your a sick fucker!
Actually, according to our news, its because she is possibly cheap, was so desperately looking for paid appearances last time she was here and she is also classed as 'C List'.
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Re: naomi dekhtyar – WHAT DID THE LEPER SAY TO THE AUSTRALIAN HOSPITALITY STAFF AFTER SHE FUCKED HIM? KEEP THE TIP!!!!
Tara Reid is totally talented! She should talk to her agent and try to get another American Pie sequel in the works. I heard she can beer bong 16 beers before puking!
The cult of celebrity worship is not as strong in Australia. Sport would rate more highly. Most people here wouldn't even know who Ms Reid is, and if they do, probably don't know why. Probably because she was mentioned in some trashy magazine for her wonky boob job. I sure as hell don't. Is she a singer, actor???? As for being on "Dancing With the Stars", that's not much of an achievement in any country. Never watched it, and never will.
What list you on no dick? "F"?
Don't insult us Australians like that! She's not on ANY list let alone the A-list!!
Oh No she aint!
We don't want her here either. It's offensive that you even suggest it.
Tara is not referred to as an A-List Celeb here down under!
Perez….. that was cruel… she is an internet ad star here…very credible company…
And lets not forget that yeah we're small but we have produced Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett…and perez's fave aussie band…operator please…HELLO!!! we're pretty effin rad!
No No - she is definitely considered D List here in Australia too honey!!
I was never a fan of her movies.
I like how the guys ignoring her like she's any other ugly drunk chick at the bar….which she IS HA!
they can'y get anyone beta, no one wnts to do it
EXCUSE ME…. SHE AN FUCK'IN TRASHY BAG IN OZ .
wow, perez… you really suck at updating this weekend.
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I promise we dont consider her A List, we dont have A List stars on dancing with the stars anyway. But we do love an amusing train wreck so i think thats why she might get the nod for dancing with the stars!
Nope, even in Australia she is considered D list!!
Im from Australia and trust me…..she isn't an A lister here either!
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Oh Perez, please let me speak on behalf of Australians…Tara is so not A list here….although our dancing with the stars appears to have run out of 'celebrities' so who knows.
Ok, so Iam an Australian and Tara Reid is so not A list here. Still a tart!!!!!
she is not considered a-list in australia! why do u continue to say such things?? dancing with the stars is a cheesy show in oz that also includes c-list stars, so she's kinda perfectly suited.
I live in Melbourne Australia and she is not A-List here!!! Not even close! She is known as the skanky chick with botched plastic surgery, who was too off her head to notice her dress around her waist! x
ya, she's still more classy than you'll ever be you dirty rotten pink piece of shit
Re: naty547 –
people in aus dont HAVE to tip in hospitality cos in our country people in the industry get paid pretty well anyway! tips are usually worked into the price. this way, no one gets pissed off about the politics of tipping like you are doing.
HA WTF Im an Aussie and i definatley do not consider Tara to be anything but a dirty whore…The show is crap as it is i dont know a single person who watches it so why the hell is it still on tv??? oh and the same can be said about idol!!!
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME YOU HARDLY POST ANYTHING ALL WEEKEND LONG AND NOW THIS IS ALL WE GET?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! BULLSHIT! UPDATE YOUR FUCKING PAGE!
A list in Australia???!!!! Like hell, we are just a bunch of sadistic arseholes who love laughing at trainwrecks making idiots of themselves! Bring over Lindsay, Britney and Paris, that would be entertainment for years to come!
nope even in australia she is on the d-list
No No No! I'm in Australia and Tara is not noted as an A lister.
No actually, she is not considered an A list star here - she is a z list star, here also - and people think she is gross!!
trust me shes not a list here in australia… we hate her. the papers have her as a z-list celeb
Thats about right. (:
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We here in Australia do not classify her as A-List. There are just a few people in the marketing business who are really out of touch, and believe that she is worth an appearance fee.
We prefer to revere true gods, like Warnie. He has had numerous high profile adulterous affairs, but could spin a cricket ball like not other… and for that we love him!!!
She is NOT considered A-list in Australia. That's why she gets cheap gigs here like the Hooker's Ball (LOL) and cheesy, tacky Dancing With The Stars.
she's gonna be voted off first. We don't want her here. She sucks
I've heard of Schadenfreude, but this is ridiculous. Why do you take so much pleasure in this young girl's career tailspin? I can think of people who are deserving of contempt, but Reid qualifies for pity (alcohol abuse, botched boob job, Franken-tummy, etc.).
Leave her alone. Some remember her fondly.
She's not an A-lister in Australia. Dumbass.
ACTUALLY …WE DONT THINK MUCH OF HER HERE EITHER…BUT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF THE SO CALLED STARS…. SO SADLY SHE MIGHT BE AN OPTION….
No one in Australia considers her a list. DWTS is just a lame show with lame contestants, and she is lame enough to consider going on it……..
Um no she is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live in Australia and she is deeeeffffffinately not considered and A-List celeb…………..!
SO NOT. As has been said before, she's not liked………SHE'S CHEAP! The add for the phone company with the bird is for a company called Dodo. They're also all about being cheap.
Re: jesse –
Thank you jesse, you took the words out of my mouth! Perez get your facts straight tara is not by any means considered 'a list' here she hasn't booked a decent role in years and is an alco. We DONT WANT HER IN AUSTRALIA!
ew! I'm Australian and Tara Reid is definately NOT a-list here! I don't even watch the show because of the lack of talent…
I agree, I don't get the hatred for this woman. She really hasn't done anything to warrant it..go figure
Re: aus lady –
You are the stupid one. You can't even spell 'Australians'!
hell no, that scrag aint a list here!!!!!!we must be sraoing the bottom of the barrel….
Re: L35L13 – you got it right there baby!!!!!
Who wants "britneyspears"? im bored w/ it as a (PerezHilton) username here. go get it: password: tytyty
Why I dont see my picture
Re: naty547 – yeah what eva, we dont need to tip, we aint beggars
Re: naty547….we don't tip here dipshit!!!!
Perez, honey, you are breaking this aussiegirls heart and I love you so much!!!!!Tara is not A list here.The men over here just know how easy it is to get into her pants.She's quite a joke over here, trust me!!!!
SHE IS NOT CONSIDERED A-LIST IN AUSTRALIA! Stop making Aussies sound like backward hicks! It's the American backward hicks who come over to Australia in a last ditch attempt to save their careers. Keep them on your shores please!
Re: Reminder! – Exactly, she's not A list here either, give us some credit!
ummm no, im an aussie and i know that tara reid is considered a skanky ho… dancing on the stars will be a good show to watch to have a laugh at her crapness… dont kid yourself perez, aussies dont think she is 'A list' even though aussie media might be trying to convince us, we are not dumb lol
Who else is tired of dancing shows?!?
That guy in the picture on the right, looks like the guy from Amanda Bynes movie, What a Girl Wants!
stop hanging shit on Aussies… Tara is consider a mess here aswell… Aussies wont support your site if you start hanging crap on us…!! Tara is from the USA.. she's yours not ours…!!!
Re: BLACKHATER – HAHAHA. Let me get this straight. your asking us if we really want a black president running things. ummm let me think O HELL YEAH we do. It's been ran for a zillion years by a WHITE MEN and look at us now.
Tara Reid appears in TV ads here in Oz for 'Dodo' cell phones! (Appropriate?!) They're not even a good brand! PS - P. Nasty: she's got no-one here convinced that she's a top name celebrity! Why would we think that when so many of us read your blog?! You've got us nicely educated on who is and isn't a crap celebrity
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
You'll be sucking ass to get on that show soon enough, you bag of shit.
Thats a load of shit tara reid is a dirty whore and if Australians had a say in who would be on the tv shows she wouldnt even be considered, we have plenty of great actresses and actors in our Country eg. Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Russel Crow and the list goes on so get fucked and keep your dirty stars to yourselves!!!!
No she is not considered A list in Australia - We just like taking the piss out of those American wannabes
FUCK OFF PEREZ! What do you think we're some back water now? we don't want your dregs we all think she's as bad as you do. we don't worship her just cos she's american. sickening
She is definitely NOT A-List in Aus. And for those lovely people calling us stupid and telling us to f**k ourselves because we don't tip, how about you jump on a plane and come down here one day. We will see what you have to say when you experience our beautiful country and all the FRIENDLY beautiful people who live here! Open your minds a bit and don't be so critical of others because Karma is a bitch and it will come back to bite you on the ass one day!
Re: naty547 –
Its not customary over these ways!! Its something Americans do - so there you go again thinking the world revolves around you!!
Re: naty547 – that's cos we hate your american gun lovin, war lovin, holier than thou attitudes
she's definately not a list in australia, our tv networks are just desperate enough to get an american, and lets face it, its her or mushy! either way FUCK the retard who said australians suck…………we all know we're awesome!
hey Perez, don't bang the Aussies love, you get alot of support from down here!
She's not considered A-list down here in Oz, she's just some American Bogan that appears in shitty phone/internet company ads.
Hey bitch….!!! who are you calling assholes and who the fuck is Tara Reid anyway - as if SHE is considered A list…my arse. When you consider Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman are two the most well respected actors in the world today and they are Australian - i fail to see why you would think we would consider her A list…sure we got down here to be a guest at some tacky pro ball but that is us aussies taking the piss out of you ignorant, obnoxious American..do you ever wonder why you are so hated everywhre around the world…by the way naty547 - we dont tip in Australia because we pay ok wages compared to you arseholes in teh states…mother fucking war mongering oil hungry, cheese burger eating fat fucks
excuse you
i live in australia and we don't consider her to be a-list at all.. And for other ignorant idiots like perez, we don't ride kangaroos to school, and koalas aren't our pets.
Hey Perez, I have been to Austrailia a few times on vacations and always had agreat time. Met really good people and enjoyed every minute there. Would go back in a minute. Instead of bad mouthing a place you obvioulsy know nothing about try it you might like it.
Tara is a beautiful woman, as long as I have a face she has a place to sit.
Re: emjc –
are you serious? and how do you know? i googled the net and there is no mention anywhere of this.
Hate to dissapoint you Perez but Tara Reid is considered just as much a mess in Australia as she is in the U.S.
Just becuase we're down under doesn't make us sad or retarded.
No one in Australia wants her either!!!!! She's the ultimate in has beens, and a waste of space. She was doing ads for an internet company here…LAME!
Re: naty547 –
Perhaps because our government ensures a 'decent' hourly pay rate, meaning that tipping isn’t needed within our country, therefore we have no cultural understanding of why we have to tip?
I am so sick of Americans whinging if they don't get tipped from someone from another culture or country; perhaps your arrogance was shining through to the service side of your job that night?
Aussies rock! Best people in the world. Jealous? I bet you all are! Everybody wants to move here to live cos it's so fantastic so I don't blame Tara either.
LOL Perez! So True. She is a D-Lister here in OZ. There was a story about her in the papers here a while ago about how TACKY she is & when here in OZ will DO ANYTHING for a $- she's so tacky it was even stated she'd do anything for a DISCOUNT price-LOL! Her agent here books her into EVERYTHING he can - even an opening of an envelope!
WHY DO YOU CARE what she is doing? She looks happy to me, and that is all that matters. There are billions of people on this planet who would love to be her, so why don't you go pick on them>
Perez your just mad becasue you were born with a cock…. a small one probly, and the site of a blonde hottie like Tara or Brittney makes you mad. I bet during school, you were wishing you were female, sucking cock behind the mall like all the other girls, instead you were home sucking your dad's cock.
Australia NEVER seems to come up with anything of their own. They are obsessed with America. Let them have her if she is stupid enough to go to that useless place.
We Aussies don't find her A-list we just wanna laugh at her D-list ass