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Try Not To Laugh

Filed under: Reality Television > Tara Reid > Australiastic

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Remember Tara Reid????

The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.

But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.

Haaaaa!

Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!

610 comments to “Try Not To Laugh”

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  1. naomi dekhtyar says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547

    hospitality staff in australia get paid $18 and up an hour unlike you in the shitty ass USA who work for $4 hour. you need tips.
    plus we are paid well in australia and do not need to tip. it isnt part of our cutlure. fuck you!

  2. jb says – reply to this


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    Perez, did you just insult Australia? I think your Australian readers might be pissed.

  3. rhi says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547 – Australians don't tip, and with that attitude I wouldn't tip u either.

  4. Jon says – reply to this


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    Re: carrie – Perez is A-list Bitch!! He goes to all the hot parties meets all the greatest celebs, and Im not surprised if he gets his own talk show… Keep up the work Perez you are looking great love the new hair-do

  5. Choiffe says – reply to this


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    I don't think she's even smart enough to figure out where Australia is let alone travel here to be on one of our worst television shows herself…The last time she was here I reckon it was after a bender and she woke up in Kings Cross not knowing what day it was or how she got here :-P

  6. laurenmichelle says – reply to this


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    she isnt a-list here, she was cited as a c-list american celebrity.

  7. C says – reply to this


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    A couple of things:
    1. If the readers of this site are assuming that the attendees of a function such as the 'Hookers Ball' are representative of the entire Australian population, it may be wise to think again. Just because Tara is promoting an event does not mean that every Australian worships her.
    2. She isn't hurting anyone so why the perpetual hate and criticism?

  8. Heather says – reply to this


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    PLease, please do not think that we Aussies like, respect, revere or anything else serious sounding when it comes to Tara. Shes white trash, it just so happens we're a patient colony…….

  9. brat says – reply to this


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    Pfft….. she is not considered A-list in Oz either….. Dancing with the stars is for our d-list too….. so that just makes her…… pathetic

  10. Amy says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547
    you don't have to tip in australia. IDIOT

  11. Kasia says – reply to this


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    She's still a D-List here in Australia. She doesn't even come up on the radar.

  12. Mario says – reply to this


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    Perez you're pretty F-list yourself you fat fu*k….. u are only famous b/c of your doochbag friend Paris who PAID to have this site opened…. Perez I am Canadian and I can't STAND you….

  13. Hyde says – reply to this


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    I didn't think Aussies were that desperate for stars.

  14. cass says – reply to this


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    Re: VAGTASTIC – your a sick fucker!

  15. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Actually, according to our news, its because she is possibly cheap, was so desperately looking for paid appearances last time she was here and she is also classed as 'C List'.

  16. BLACKHATER says – reply to this


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    DO NOT ELECT A GAY BLACK MUSLIM. THINK ABOUT IT. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PUT THE BLACKS (THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FUCKING UP THIS COUNTRY) IN CHARGE OF IT? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PUT A MUSLIM IN CHARGE OF THE WAR ON MUSLIM TERROR? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PUT A GAY IN CHARGE OF STANDING UP FOR MORALITY? PLEASE VOTE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

  17. HEY BITCH says – reply to this


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    Re: naomi dekhtyar – WHAT DID THE LEPER SAY TO THE AUSTRALIAN HOSPITALITY STAFF AFTER SHE FUCKED HIM? KEEP THE TIP!!!!

  18. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Tara Reid is totally talented! She should talk to her agent and try to get another American Pie sequel in the works. I heard she can beer bong 16 beers before puking!

  19. cindy says – reply to this


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    The cult of celebrity worship is not as strong in Australia. Sport would rate more highly. Most people here wouldn't even know who Ms Reid is, and if they do, probably don't know why. Probably because she was mentioned in some trashy magazine for her wonky boob job. I sure as hell don't. Is she a singer, actor???? As for being on "Dancing With the Stars", that's not much of an achievement in any country. Never watched it, and never will.

  20. Daddy Doubs says – reply to this


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    What list you on no dick? "F"?

  21. bd says – reply to this


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    Don't insult us Australians like that! She's not on ANY list let alone the A-list!!

  22. Kate says – reply to this


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    Oh No she aint!

    We don't want her here either. It's offensive that you even suggest it.

  23. Jules says – reply to this


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    Tara is not referred to as an A-List Celeb here down under!

  24. aria says – reply to this


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    Perez….. that was cruel… she is an internet ad star here…very credible company…

    And lets not forget that yeah we're small but we have produced Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett…and perez's fave aussie band…operator please…HELLO!!! we're pretty effin rad!

  25. nat says – reply to this


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    No No - she is definitely considered D List here in Australia too honey!!

  26. RIP Rob Knox says – reply to this


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    I was never a fan of her movies.

  27. ribpzay says – reply to this


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    I like how the guys ignoring her like she's any other ugly drunk chick at the bar….which she IS HA!

  28. Cherie says – reply to this


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    they can'y get anyone beta, no one wnts to do it

  29. eh Right says – reply to this


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    EXCUSE ME…. SHE AN FUCK'IN TRASHY BAG IN OZ .

  30. rachel says – reply to this


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    wow, perez… you really suck at updating this weekend.

  31. Auzchick says – reply to this


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    I promise we dont consider her A List, we dont have A List stars on dancing with the stars anyway. But we do love an amusing train wreck so i think thats why she might get the nod for dancing with the stars!

  32. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Nope, even in Australia she is considered D list!!

  33. Emma says – reply to this


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    Im from Australia and trust me…..she isn't an A lister here either!

  34. emjc says – reply to this


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    angelina had two baby girls yesterday!! They welcomed two daughters named Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt by C-Section! i never usualy know these things first so i thought i would share!!

  35. leish says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez, please let me speak on behalf of Australians…Tara is so not A list here….although our dancing with the stars appears to have run out of 'celebrities' so who knows.

  36. Poppy says – reply to this


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    Ok, so Iam an Australian and Tara Reid is so not A list here. Still a tart!!!!!

  37. jacqui says – reply to this


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    she is not considered a-list in australia! why do u continue to say such things?? dancing with the stars is a cheesy show in oz that also includes c-list stars, so she's kinda perfectly suited.

  38. Chloe says – reply to this


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    I live in Melbourne Australia and she is not A-List here!!! Not even close! She is known as the skanky chick with botched plastic surgery, who was too off her head to notice her dress around her waist! x

  39. mojoo says – reply to this


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    ya, she's still more classy than you'll ever be you dirty rotten pink piece of shit

  40. jacqui says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547

    people in aus dont HAVE to tip in hospitality cos in our country people in the industry get paid pretty well anyway! tips are usually worked into the price. this way, no one gets pissed off about the politics of tipping like you are doing.

  41. Toxique says – reply to this


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    HA WTF Im an Aussie and i definatley do not consider Tara to be anything but a dirty whore…The show is crap as it is i dont know a single person who watches it so why the hell is it still on tv??? oh and the same can be said about idol!!!



  42. 142

    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME YOU HARDLY POST ANYTHING ALL WEEKEND LONG AND NOW THIS IS ALL WE GET?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! BULLSHIT! UPDATE YOUR FUCKING PAGE!

  43. syncity says – reply to this


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    A list in Australia???!!!! Like hell, we are just a bunch of sadistic arseholes who love laughing at trainwrecks making idiots of themselves! Bring over Lindsay, Britney and Paris, that would be entertainment for years to come!

  44. hannah says – reply to this


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    nope even in australia she is on the d-list

  45. peter says – reply to this


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    No No No! I'm in Australia and Tara is not noted as an A lister.

  46. Jenny says – reply to this


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    No actually, she is not considered an A list star here - she is a z list star, here also - and people think she is gross!!

  47. Mim says – reply to this


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    trust me shes not a list here in australia… we hate her. the papers have her as a z-list celeb



  48. 148

    Thats about right. (:

  49. *Danielle says – reply to this


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    PEREZ?!?! This post has been up for hours now… nothing new?? Your site is suppost to be making my work day go by faster!! Commmme on… papapaleeease? ;)
    PEACE && LOVVE“

  50. Tracey says – reply to this


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    Oh Wooh!!!
    We here in Australia do not classify her as A-List. There are just a few people in the marketing business who are really out of touch, and believe that she is worth an appearance fee.
    We prefer to revere true gods, like Warnie. He has had numerous high profile adulterous affairs, but could spin a cricket ball like not other… and for that we love him!!!

  51. Pete says – reply to this


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    She is NOT considered A-list in Australia. That's why she gets cheap gigs here like the Hooker's Ball (LOL) and cheesy, tacky Dancing With The Stars.

  52. sarah says – reply to this


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    she's gonna be voted off first. We don't want her here. She sucks

  53. caroaber says – reply to this


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    I've heard of Schadenfreude, but this is ridiculous. Why do you take so much pleasure in this young girl's career tailspin? I can think of people who are deserving of contempt, but Reid qualifies for pity (alcohol abuse, botched boob job, Franken-tummy, etc.).

    Leave her alone. Some remember her fondly.

  54. lauren says – reply to this


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    She's not an A-lister in Australia. Dumbass.

  55. Jen says – reply to this


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    ACTUALLY …WE DONT THINK MUCH OF HER HERE EITHER…BUT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF THE SO CALLED STARS…. SO SADLY SHE MIGHT BE AN OPTION….

  56. Susie says – reply to this


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    No one in Australia considers her a list. DWTS is just a lame show with lame contestants, and she is lame enough to consider going on it……..

  57. Not Happy Jan says – reply to this


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    Um no she is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live in Australia and she is deeeeffffffinately not considered and A-List celeb…………..!

  58. onehotmess says – reply to this


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    SO NOT. As has been said before, she's not liked………SHE'S CHEAP! The add for the phone company with the bird is for a company called Dodo. They're also all about being cheap.

  59. Dee says – reply to this


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    Re: jesse

    Thank you jesse, you took the words out of my mouth! Perez get your facts straight tara is not by any means considered 'a list' here she hasn't booked a decent role in years and is an alco. We DONT WANT HER IN AUSTRALIA!

  60. cassie says – reply to this


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    ew! I'm Australian and Tara Reid is definately NOT a-list here! I don't even watch the show because of the lack of talent…



  61. 161

    I agree, I don't get the hatred for this woman. She really hasn't done anything to warrant it..go figure

  62. Dee says – reply to this


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    Re: aus lady
    You are the stupid one. You can't even spell 'Australians'!

  63. pammy says – reply to this


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    hell no, that scrag aint a list here!!!!!!we must be sraoing the bottom of the barrel….

  64. pammy says – reply to this


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    Re: L35L13 – you got it right there baby!!!!!



  65. 165

    Who wants "britneyspears"? im bored w/ it as a (PerezHilton) username here. go get it: password: tytyty :-)



  66. 166

    Why I dont see my picture

  67. up yours says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547 – yeah what eva, we dont need to tip, we aint beggars

  68. Aussiegirl says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547….we don't tip here dipshit!!!!

    Perez, honey, you are breaking this aussiegirls heart and I love you so much!!!!!Tara is not A list here.The men over here just know how easy it is to get into her pants.She's quite a joke over here, trust me!!!!

  69. V says – reply to this


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    SHE IS NOT CONSIDERED A-LIST IN AUSTRALIA! Stop making Aussies sound like backward hicks! It's the American backward hicks who come over to Australia in a last ditch attempt to save their careers. Keep them on your shores please!

  70. Mum says – reply to this


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    Re: Reminder! – Exactly, she's not A list here either, give us some credit!

  71. jodie says – reply to this


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    ummm no, im an aussie and i know that tara reid is considered a skanky ho… dancing on the stars will be a good show to watch to have a laugh at her crapness… dont kid yourself perez, aussies dont think she is 'A list' even though aussie media might be trying to convince us, we are not dumb lol

  72. Cassie says – reply to this


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    Who else is tired of dancing shows?!? :(

  73. Julia says – reply to this


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    That guy in the picture on the right, looks like the guy from Amanda Bynes movie, What a Girl Wants!

  74. S Thomas says – reply to this


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    stop hanging shit on Aussies… Tara is consider a mess here aswell… Aussies wont support your site if you start hanging crap on us…!! Tara is from the USA.. she's yours not ours…!!!



  75. 175

    Re: BLACKHATER – HAHAHA. Let me get this straight. your asking us if we really want a black president running things. ummm let me think O HELL YEAH we do. It's been ran for a zillion years by a WHITE MEN and look at us now.

  76. David says – reply to this


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    Tara Reid appears in TV ads here in Oz for 'Dodo' cell phones! (Appropriate?!) They're not even a good brand! PS - P. Nasty: she's got no-one here convinced that she's a top name celebrity! Why would we think that when so many of us read your blog?! You've got us nicely educated on who is and isn't a crap celebrity :)

  77. Freemanski says – reply to this


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    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!
    I can assure that here in AUSTRALIA: TARA REID IS DEFINITELY NOT A LIST!

  78. D says – reply to this


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    You'll be sucking ass to get on that show soon enough, you bag of shit.

  79. Georgia says – reply to this


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    Thats a load of shit tara reid is a dirty whore and if Australians had a say in who would be on the tv shows she wouldnt even be considered, we have plenty of great actresses and actors in our Country eg. Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Russel Crow and the list goes on so get fucked and keep your dirty stars to yourselves!!!!

  80. Adele says – reply to this


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    No she is not considered A list in Australia - We just like taking the piss out of those American wannabes

  81. Lu AUSTRALIA says – reply to this


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    FUCK OFF PEREZ! What do you think we're some back water now? we don't want your dregs we all think she's as bad as you do. we don't worship her just cos she's american. sickening

  82. aussiekat says – reply to this


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    She is definitely NOT A-List in Aus. And for those lovely people calling us stupid and telling us to f**k ourselves because we don't tip, how about you jump on a plane and come down here one day. We will see what you have to say when you experience our beautiful country and all the FRIENDLY beautiful people who live here! Open your minds a bit and don't be so critical of others because Karma is a bitch and it will come back to bite you on the ass one day!

  83. lilmiss0t says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547
    Its not customary over these ways!! Its something Americans do - so there you go again thinking the world revolves around you!!

  84. lu says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547 – that's cos we hate your american gun lovin, war lovin, holier than thou attitudes

  85. suziq says – reply to this


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    she's definately not a list in australia, our tv networks are just desperate enough to get an american, and lets face it, its her or mushy! either way FUCK the retard who said australians suck…………we all know we're awesome!

  86. Sharon says – reply to this


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    hey Perez, don't bang the Aussies love, you get alot of support from down here!

  87. Beck says – reply to this


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    She's not considered A-list down here in Oz, she's just some American Bogan that appears in shitty phone/internet company ads.

  88. PERZ says – reply to this


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    Hey bitch….!!! who are you calling assholes and who the fuck is Tara Reid anyway - as if SHE is considered A list…my arse. When you consider Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman are two the most well respected actors in the world today and they are Australian - i fail to see why you would think we would consider her A list…sure we got down here to be a guest at some tacky pro ball but that is us aussies taking the piss out of you ignorant, obnoxious American..do you ever wonder why you are so hated everywhre around the world…by the way naty547 - we dont tip in Australia because we pay ok wages compared to you arseholes in teh states…mother fucking war mongering oil hungry, cheese burger eating fat fucks

  89. chloe says – reply to this


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    excuse you
    i live in australia and we don't consider her to be a-list at all.. And for other ignorant idiots like perez, we don't ride kangaroos to school, and koalas aren't our pets.

  90. Jpe says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, I have been to Austrailia a few times on vacations and always had agreat time. Met really good people and enjoyed every minute there. Would go back in a minute. Instead of bad mouthing a place you obvioulsy know nothing about try it you might like it.

    Tara is a beautiful woman, as long as I have a face she has a place to sit.

  91. cc says – reply to this


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    Re: emjc
    are you serious? and how do you know? i googled the net and there is no mention anywhere of this.

  92. claire says – reply to this


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    Hate to dissapoint you Perez but Tara Reid is considered just as much a mess in Australia as she is in the U.S.

    Just becuase we're down under doesn't make us sad or retarded.

  93. Jess says – reply to this


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    No one in Australia wants her either!!!!! She's the ultimate in has beens, and a waste of space. She was doing ads for an internet company here…LAME!

  94. jordan says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547

    Perhaps because our government ensures a 'decent' hourly pay rate, meaning that tipping isn’t needed within our country, therefore we have no cultural understanding of why we have to tip?

    I am so sick of Americans whinging if they don't get tipped from someone from another culture or country; perhaps your arrogance was shining through to the service side of your job that night?

  95. bqueen says – reply to this


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    Aussies rock! Best people in the world. Jealous? I bet you all are! Everybody wants to move here to live cos it's so fantastic so I don't blame Tara either.

  96. wanda says – reply to this


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    LOL Perez! So True. She is a D-Lister here in OZ. There was a story about her in the papers here a while ago about how TACKY she is & when here in OZ will DO ANYTHING for a $- she's so tacky it was even stated she'd do anything for a DISCOUNT price-LOL! Her agent here books her into EVERYTHING he can - even an opening of an envelope!

  97. meg says – reply to this


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    WHY DO YOU CARE what she is doing? She looks happy to me, and that is all that matters. There are billions of people on this planet who would love to be her, so why don't you go pick on them>

  98. TOUCH&FUCK says – reply to this


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    Perez your just mad becasue you were born with a cock…. a small one probly, and the site of a blonde hottie like Tara or Brittney makes you mad. I bet during school, you were wishing you were female, sucking cock behind the mall like all the other girls, instead you were home sucking your dad's cock.

  99. HollyHo says – reply to this


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    Australia NEVER seems to come up with anything of their own. They are obsessed with America. Let them have her if she is stupid enough to go to that useless place.

  100. Jody says – reply to this


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    We Aussies don't find her A-list we just wanna laugh at her D-list ass

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