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Try Not To Laugh

Filed under: Reality Television > Tara Reid > Australiastic

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Remember Tara Reid????

The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.

But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.

Haaaaa!

Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!

610 comments to “Try Not To Laugh”

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  1. aussie87 says – reply to this


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    it's just because she's a little blonde with big tits, she'll attract some attention for the show. she's definitely not a-list in australia, i don't think anyone cares about that over here? but she's way more well known than perez… and naty547, no one really does tipping in australia because most waitors can get like 20 bucks an hour at least, as well as the tips in australia usually go to the restaurant, not the waitor themselves. and anyway, why the hell should the guests at a wedding have to tip you? it's your job to serve them, if you don't like it, get a new job. far out, self absorbed much?

  2. Amy says – reply to this


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    Perez, don't insult Australians like that! She is no where near A-list here.
    And nor is anyone else who appears on Dancing with the Stars. I think it was last season that they had the Australian Chess champion on. Thats the kind of standard we have on DWTS.

  3. Bongo says – reply to this


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    Sorry even in Hokey ole Australia we know she is trash, trash with cash or more Aussiea Cashed Up Bogan

  4. cath says – reply to this


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    shes not A list in Aust. shes doesn't even make the D-list

  5. aj says – reply to this


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    woo hoo I'm registered and I'm aj!!

  6. aj says – reply to this


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    wheres my pic

  7. Johnny Rocko says – reply to this


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    She still looks good to me..
    And, She has been in a Hit Movie..
    Alot more accomplished than You Perez..
    You are famous for talking shit about Real Celebrities.. Talk about Z List..
    Ha HA!



  8. 208

    Remember her? Only because you guys keep reminding me.

  9. ? says – reply to this


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    why the fuck don't you update anymore?

  10. anna says – reply to this


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    australians DO NOT consider her as an a-lister….
    thats the most horrific thing ive ever heard and no one will tune in

  11. martini says – reply to this


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    Now Perez… I have been an Aussie fan for many years and i cannot belive you have just insulted my itelligence. Tara Reid is NOT considered A list in the general or even celebrity-orientated circled. Only in DARWIN were anyone that even had a touch at Hollywood is "A list". Ii hope you know your geography. The reasons that Aussies enjoy reading about Tara are the same as the ones you give (shiz and gigglez). She is a laugh to have about. But we do never believe she is A List. Do never insult such a large majorgity of your fans.

  12. reyen says – reply to this


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    For some1 who's very active in trying to conjure business here in OZ, you've certainly recently been overly insulting towards us Aussies!! If you actually took the time to research (as any GOOD writer would), you'll discover that our DWTS show is a D'lister program!! I'm as disgusted as you that we may have to suffer an american d-lister!!….. We do love you Perez but please look into things a little first!! And to Naty547 and other uneducated americans, Aussie businesses pay their waiting staff a decent wage therefore there has been no need to adopt the culture of 'tipping'. We do however 'tip' when we believe we have received good service……… maybe Naty547, you just didn't 'bring it'!

  13. Jimbo says – reply to this


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    naty547 -

    No, we don't tip. You know why? Because even kitchen workers and waiters must be paid a minimum of $14 an hour - or thereabouts. Force of habit.

    And Tara Reid is NOT an A-list celebrity in Australia or anywhere else.

  14. Aussies can appreciate a bevie from the chilli bin says – reply to this


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    She is considered A LIST becasue she can hang with the Blokes drinking and isn't an ugly Sheila.

    She may have found her place in this world..:)

  15. Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this


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    Re: carrie – Perez is on the AIDs list.

  16. Steph says – reply to this


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    Perez! I love you, but you're slipping. Remember - absolute power corupts absolutely. Get back to your roots - no more crap. You used to be THE sight.

  17. Ria says – reply to this


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    She is NOT considered A-List by the people of Australia… I hate to be mean, but to a lot of us here, she's known as a has-been, but definitely NOT A-List. We wonder why the media and the clubs even bother to pay her for appearances…

  18. sydney says – reply to this


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    perez dancing with the stars is for like D list here. we have iron women and footy players on it because anyone who has a good career wouldn't go on dancing with the stars, be the face of a hookers ball or do ads for internet access!
    its obvious the reason why we use her for things is they can pay her cheap and then get free publicity when everyone starts to laugh at her for taking the job!
    we aren't impressed here by party girls with zilch talent eg. mischa and tara

  19. Jen says – reply to this


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    Perez - your a tool. Insult Tara but not Australia. Trust us - we wouldnt put her on Dancing with the Stars and we definately wouldnt put you on it either. We have heaps of our own celebrities that are 10 times more talented and better looking than either you or Tara. Australia rules.

  20. BMB says – reply to this


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    She is not considered an Alist here is Australia.. We cant even get our own A-list clebs on dancing with the stars why would we aim for her

  21. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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    Fuck off she is!!!!!! They only offered it to her because they ratings are slipping FAST and they wanted some sort American 'celebrity' appeal. All the big stars over here in Aus turned the gig down. Nobody watches it anymore.

  22. Steph says – reply to this


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    Re: hihi – They love them everywhere but prudish America and Zealotous religious states.

  23. Katie says – reply to this


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    NOOOOOOO I LIVE IN AUSTRLIA AND SHE IS SO NOT A LIST.

  24. tamz88 says – reply to this


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    please, Im australian, she isnt a list

  25. peachy9 says – reply to this


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    im australian and the only reason i can think of tara reid being on our dancing with the stars is because she'll be good for a laugh. we love a tacky/trashy american to make fun of !

  26. UPDATE YOUR SITE says – reply to this


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    UPDATE YOUR FUCKING SITE
    YOU ARE LOSING PRECIOUS VIEWERS, YOU IDIOT!!

  27. Sares says – reply to this


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    Tara Reid is certainly NOT considered A-List in Oz! It's just that the Aussies love watching a train wreck!

  28. bananas says – reply to this


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    TARA REID is dirty skank and is MOST DEFINATELY NOT CONSIDERED A-LIST IN OZ!!! please, we have more taste than that down under!

  29. suck on this is a FUCKWIT says – reply to this


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    Re: suckonthis

    She's american fuckhead, so why are aussies dumb? Because we like to laugh at fugly bitches? I'd say you've probably been knocked back by some smart Aussie girl….nobody would suck on anything you have you ugly maggot…there's a free tip for ya MATE.

  30. Gigi says – reply to this


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    Trust me we do not consider Tara Reid as A list in Australia, more like we want to laugh at how crappy she is!!!!

  31. aussies r the best says – reply to this


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    Excuse me - You guys need your tips because your wages are shit.We don't tip here in Australia cause hospitality workers here have the highest pay rates/ We don't need to reply on stupid tips. and tara isnt A-list here we just think of her as another screwed up american who mostp rob needs rahab like all the others. and for the record perez shes more a celebrity than you'll ever be.

  32. carla says – reply to this


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    she is not considered A list in oz!

  33. davidw says – reply to this


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    Let assure you she is not considered A list in Australia!

  34. kristy says – reply to this


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    shes def not a "a" list down here, she stars in television commersials for christ sake!
    we dont take sloppy seconds here…!

  35. aussies r the best says – reply to this


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    "stupid australians" pffft atleast all our young celebs dont end up wearing no undies on purpose and in rehab. and for the record perez tara is a bigger celeb than you'll ever be

  36. Bianca says – reply to this


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    Ummmm, I am Australian and Tara is SOOOOOOO not considered A List over here!!!!! We think she's a skanky nobody just like u guys! The only reason they have asked her is cos even our D List celebs are turning down offers for DWTS! The lame show is obviously on its last legs :)

  37. Estella says – reply to this


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    Australia does not consider 'Tart-of-weed' A list. Dancing with the stars isn't even popular here down under.

    Just clearing that up.

  38. elyse. says – reply to this


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    haha, australia tries to take anything it can get!
    dead set, she is considered A list over here, which is pathetic!

  39. aussie87 says – reply to this


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    thanks for writing it properly, reyen and Jimbo, that's exactly what i was trying to say!

  40. Holly is a big fat ho says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHo

    Gee I wonder why there's a perception all over the world that Americans are arrogant and ignorant? "Australia NEVER seems to come up with anything of their own. They are obsessed with America" All I can do is laugh at you, you stupid uneducated whore. P.S. Perez, always been a fan but you can fuck right off now you ugly fat cunt.

  41. HatePerezHilton. says – reply to this


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    Lets go against Perez Hilton people?! He doesn't even utilized his own name because he is truly embarrassed of it. He is D- star. Did you know that he was sued and he won because apparently this site is a blog, but he still gets paid through advertisement. Thus, he doesn't pay tax on everything he does like everyone else. He stills information from TMZ, Us and People magazine, which he should be paying such information. If you think about it, he is plagiarizing. People he is getting paid for information that he takes away from other sources, who pays much of it.

  42. Georgia says – reply to this


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    Perez you fucker! We DO NOT consider Tara A-list! Dancing with the stars is as D-list here as it is in the states. Don't be so bloody superior!

  43. kristy says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHo – fuk u holy ho…look at your fuked up country, at least people dont try and bomb our asses and fly planes into fuking buildings here! cleary they hate your dumb american asses! and who cares if we take your shows…fuk…u clearly have nothing better to do then sit on you fat redneck american ass and watch it all day to even notice something like that…!

  44. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Im Australian and I can assure you that she is considered a sad skank over here like she is in the rest of the world.
    But…thanks for the insult perez.

  45. aussieaussie! says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHo – Obsessed with America????? Are you kidding? Why on earth would we be obsessed with such an ignorant and self obsessed country as America? Have you BEEN to Australia little Miss Ho? I have travelled around the world and would never consider living anywhere else but right here amongst people who care about others and actually know what goes on in other parts of the world! As an America yourself, you are just showing the rest of us that you are miserable, ill informed and feel the need to call youself a Ho… wow, how I wish I was an American! Get over yourself.

  46. ausSi says – reply to this


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    Well thanks a bunch for insulting us aussies, usually your a fan

    i can assure you, there is no way in HELL that she is considered A-list down under and frankly its insulting that you would.

    we have enough do-nothing celebrities of our own thank-you very much

  47. AUSSIE GRRRRL says – reply to this


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    ha im australian and shes no a-list!!! f list is really where she was at a porn director called her a-list……iv seen my fair share of titty flicks and her acting skill maybe considered a-list for porn…no offence to jenna!!

  48. djtwinkles says – reply to this


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    Oi…we don't tip if you don't deserve it, so ya probably a lazy bastard…DWTS is for losers no matter what country you're in, so it suits her perfectly

  49. nataliew says – reply to this


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    BULLSHIT WE CONSIDER HER A LIST!!!!!!

  50. elle says – reply to this


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    Just a quick lesson about Australia. Population about 20 million. That means we have already used up our quotant of d-list stars and need to borrow Tara for laughs. Secondly, in response to Naty547, the reason you probably didn't get a tip is because in Aust. wait staff get paid upwards of $20 an hour and service is usually included in the bill. The couple probably didn't realize they had to add extra. We are not all backwards hicks like Steve Irwin down under!

  51. Amy says – reply to this


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    Yeah… I'm from New Zealand (which for anyone who isn't sure where that is… Is beside Australia…) and I think it's generally understood down under that Tara Reid is a has been/never was who peaked with American Pie. We get the same magazines and photos in our tabs of her bloated, unemployed and drunk too. Bless her heart. Although did anyone secretly love Taradise on E? Hahahaha.

  52. Lizzie R says – reply to this


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    Hey perez dont pick on us aussies by saying we think shes a -list. in oz dancing with the stairs has been going downhill. now apparently its on a landslide.

  53. You dumbass says – reply to this


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    Funny. I would rather live in Aus than the US. The people work harder, but still have more fun. Americans are boring, work too many hours (but accomplish little) and the food sucks. Rugby is far better than football and cricket is better than baseball.
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    I currently live in Texas and can't wait to get out of this backwards, bible-thumping, fire ant invested shit hole.
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    Waltzing Matilda for me!!
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  54. AustGirl says – reply to this


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    Tara Reid in NOT an A-lister in Australia, we think she's as cheap & tacky as people in the U.S do. DWTS is going under and being rejected by all Aust stars so they had to try to find someone to go on it…..anyone… she probably hasn't realised it's not the U.S version yet

  55. eames says – reply to this


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    Does that guy have herpes on his lip?

  56. melbchick says – reply to this


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    NO WAY does oz like Tara Reid!
    That whorebag should just retire and go work in an old folks home or something.
    STAY AWAY FROM OUR COUNTRY!

  57. Eric says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHoRe: HollyHo – Australia is not a useless place you pathetic piece of shit! Australians are not obsessed with America one bit. You don't seem to state where you come from because of the fact you are trash. You say we never come up with anything of our own; Cate Blanchette, Nicole kidman, Hugh Jackman, 'Rusty' Crowe. But don't you worry you will never have to travel to that useless place due to the fact that they don't accept fucken ugly cunts like your sorry face you twit.

  58. OzRULZ says – reply to this


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    Funny. I would rather live in Aus than the US. The people work harder, but still have more fun. Americans are boring, work too many hours (but accomplish little) and the food sucks. Rugby is far better than football and cricket is better than baseball.
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    I currently live in Texas and can't wait to get out of this backwards, bible-thumping, fire ant invested shit hole.
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    Waltzing Matilda for me!!
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    FUCK

  59. kylie says – reply to this


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    We love D-listers in Australia. Only so we can take the piss out of them! Same reason we got you out here too Perez. We love seeing retards from the US here!

  60. Bernadette says – reply to this


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    a list here no way… its the aussie dancing with the star is d list too

  61. Eck11 says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547 – don't dis us aussies. . u probably didn't get tipped cause u ate all the fucking food. u prick . .

  62. Eck11 says – reply to this


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    Re: suckonthis – ur mums stupid. . . . u American prick

  63. stef says – reply to this


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    Well excuse u MIZ perez!!
    but down here in australia, we may not have fancy " A listers" but we have our own shitty celebrities to keep us occupied, we are not hacks, we are not a nation to be made fun of.. u have pictures of supporting and loving aussies and yet u attack us with this filth that is tara reid, im sure the blokes would have a couple of wanks over her but other than that keep ur shit/dried up has been out of our country!
    shes a fucking useless whore! tits on a bull!

  64. Brielle says – reply to this


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    Hmm let me see Perez, me being an australian DONT THINK "TARA IM A FUCKING WHORE REID" IS A LIST. Shes the bottom of the barrell, shes a slut. and throw her in a barrell of fish coz thats what she smells like anyway. her and her fucking so called "cool" DODO add make me sick. BAD ACTRESS TRASHY LOOK. lol p.s DANCING WITH THE STARS SUCKS LOL.

  65. I'm Amy Too! says – reply to this


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    Re: Amy – I did!!! Taradise was GREAT!

  66. USUCK says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547I lived overseas for 10 years and it was a pleasure not to tip. Why should I have to tip a bunch of ill-trained, grumpy tarts for carrying out a normal business service? Tips are basically subsidizing a cost of business because restaurant managers in the US are incompetent (simply push out giant portions of tasteless shit). I hate when some bird EXPECTS a tip from the start. Earn it you lazy yank.

  67. lalakitty2ccc says – reply to this


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    You know what people…..this chick is pretty cool did you guys know that she has contributed to many charities worthy ones. How many freaking celebs can you say that they do that without putting themselves first. HUH PEOPLE……SHE'S JUST FALLEN ON SOME HARD TIMES F@CK.AT LEAST SHE ISN'T LIKE LINDSAY OR AMY WINEHOUSE.I KNOW TARA IS GOING TO MAKE A COMEBACK!!!!hahahaha what you think about that. Still lovin' perez even though he can be alittle harsh sometimes but sometimes you need perspective!!!!OXOXOXOX LALAKITTY

  68. RUMOR1 says – reply to this


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    I just heard that George W. Bush is going to be on the New Zealand Dancing with the Stars next year!!!

  69. Aussie says – reply to this


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    No no no no. Trust me, no one in Australia cares about her either.

    And Naty, perhaps you didn't get a tip because your service was so shit. Like your attitude.

  70. BEE says – reply to this


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    Re: naty547 – YOUR A FUICKING FAG. AUSSIES RULE U AMERICAN FUCK

  71. Bee says – reply to this


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    for all you people who have just dissed australia you just pissed that our country is more beautiful!

  72. bb120 says – reply to this


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    We have a very small population and our free-to-air television netwoks spend a great deal of their money paying for international content. That means that the money that remains to make reality television is limited, so they try to find the CHEAPEST celebrities they can. Looks like it has come to importing cheaper international celebrities to keep the program afloat, looks like Ms. Reid is further from the A-list here than she is there, as you continue to talk about her.

  73. Eck11 says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHo – excuse me u piece of shit, don't u dare insult my country like that. . . some of the great actors over there are from Australia. You stupid dick.

  74. meg says – reply to this


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    HEY! IF YOU ARE IN THE U.S. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TIP! CHEAPO!

  75. Eric says – reply to this


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    By the way perez do you know what I find so funny?? Weren't you on a Z- lister reality rap show!!! I can't understand why you are bagging this chick out (who is not a A-lister in Australia) when your a nobody like her. Sure people read your sites but when was the last time you revealed any ground breaking gossip? Its funny how people are so quick to judge others but they never take a good look at themselves and there actions. Another thing for the yank who did not get tipped, Australians don't need to tip because we pay our waiters top dollar and the tip is usually included in the bill you wanker.

  76. sophie says – reply to this


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    In Australia she is considered ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ list… take her back, we don't want her!

  77. Arizona says – reply to this


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    UPDATE!

    lol

    :)

  78. Rodi says – reply to this


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    Australia understands that she's a has-been. We don't live under rocks! We're not taking responsibility for the silly decisions of our TV producers… No one watches Dancing with the Stars here anyway.



  79. 279

    muahahahahaha!

  80. bee says – reply to this


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    i think what all the americans are forgetting here is that they are insulting australia about an American. Go figure, so really it just comes back to … AMERICA

  81. Maybe says – reply to this


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    Re: megMaybe you should work harder, lard ass!

  82. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Trash is Trash, the headlines are the same no matter where you are! Bottom line is word gets around.!



  83. 283

    Look out Coug on patrol

  84. Boycott Perez!! says – reply to this


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    Aussies - I think we are giving Perez exactly what he wants…us spending more time on his fucking stupid site, responding to the pathetic narrow minded comments of Americans, so that he gets more money for doing fuck all except being the ugliest, most style-less gay man ever. My suggestion - go to TMZ and don't bother with this ugly fat fuckers site ever again - thats what I'm gonna do!

  85. AUSSIES RULE! says – reply to this


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    THAT'S BECAUSE IN AUSTRALIA WE DON'T TIP EVERYONE LIKE YOU!! AND NO TARA REID IS NOT CONSIDERED A LIST HERE I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WANT TO HAVE HER ON THAT SHOW!! STOP BAGGING AUSTRALIA ASSHOLES! AT LEAST OUR AIR IS CLEAN HERE AND CHILDREN DON'T CARRY GUNS TO SCHOOL!

  86. AUSSIE GAL says – reply to this


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    fuck you dick wad!! fuckin yank!

  87. giggal says – reply to this


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    By Jingoes Perez..

    You yanks can have Reid back..
    She isnt considered A- List here..
    In fact all the 'stars' previously featured on Australias version of Dancing with the stars are D-list - thats for sure..

    He he..

  88. NoProb says – reply to this


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    Re: Boycott Perez!! Don't worry, this site is dying. He has already cut the number of posts down to 10 per page and the number of comments is limited to 100 (used to be 300), so that he can keep up the number of hits. Also, he will often 'overlap' posts on subsequent pages, so it looks like he has posted something new - only you go back to check (another hit) and, alas, nothing. Perez is quickly becoming the Bill O'Reilly of gay celebrity blogging - all fluff and no stuff!

  89. Lolly says – reply to this


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    Im from AUSTRALIA-DWTS is a D lister show, the only reason they want Tara is because no one here will touch the lame ass show

  90. Jazzy R. says – reply to this


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    Ummm. I'm from Australia, and she is not considered an A-list celebrity over here either. "Dancing with the Stars" is a LAME show in ANY country.

  91. Concerned Reader says – reply to this


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    I am worried that Tara Reid may be an SMA carrier!

  92. Sharon - Australia says – reply to this


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    Trust me, she is no A-list star down here in Aust. The show is so desperate for anyone that they know she is desperate. She probably has a sign that reads, I'm a skank will work for cum.

  93. vicki says – reply to this


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    im from australia and im embarrassed that we have asked that to be on our tv. pretty sure its a pretty crap show over here anyway!!

  94. niki g says – reply to this


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    she isn't popular in australia at all. but neither is paris hilton and they keep sending her over here too

  95. bee says – reply to this


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    Re: AUSSIES RULE! – damn straight thats the best thing ive heard all day. fucking yanks.!

  96. Hmmmmm says – reply to this


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    You still haven't answered what it is that Australians are known for other than obsessing on EVERYTHING American. Pathetic really. Home and Away and Neighbors otherwise American TV all the way. Losers!

  97. bee says – reply to this


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    Re: HollyHo – i think i know why you are called holly HO.. is it coz ur a ho? lol u fucking idiot. no one thinks that where u live is any good. fuck off u slut .

  98. HollyHo says – reply to this


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    TO ERIC, I live in Australia you dumb fuck. And yes its useless here and you know it. You've just proven that you are obsessed by America as you are in an American site. You do know that Perez is in America right? Or too stupid for that too.

  99. Emily says – reply to this


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    I reject that comment
    there is no way that she is consideredA list in Australia she isn't even consider a star!!!
    So not going to be watching if that is true

  100. Amyy. says – reply to this


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    Heyy
    WTF DONT DISS AUSTRALIA

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