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Remember Tara Reid????
The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.
But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.
Haaaaa!
Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!
Posted: May 26, 2008 at 4:35 pm




Re: bqueen –
ha ha ha right on bqueen!! Your hit the nail on the head.
I am an Australian and - you can have her back, ohh and Perez, she aint no A-list in Oz either..
xx
f**k OFF!!! she is not A list here!!! she is american trash and always will be. dont try and slag your garbage off on us! Australia forever!!!
Im also from Australia, and i cant believe how many of you feel the need to justify yourselves. "oh no shes not a-list here either", we all know shes not after the first 20 ppl said it, we dont need 300 ppl to say it. Who gives a shit what fat boy says anyway.
nah, the aussie version is packed with nobodies, infact does any version of DWTS have A listers? I thought the show was made for "e" listers. We have enough of our own trash down under. Keep Tara - please……
Re: Nicole – gee Nic hole bag, your a bit slow aren't you. Tipping is not apart off your culture but a part of the way your system has been set up. tips are always added on to the bill and a tax when you get your bill and then you can add more of a tip if you please - is this correct or incorrect. We may be referred to as the Land Down Under but you and so many Americans (not all so dont get your knickers in a knot) are just backward ignorant morons.
Re: Nicole –
Nicole did you see the original comment from naty457 that set off the tipping argument? You would have to wonder if he is in general a rude and discriminatory person and not deserving of any tip in the first place, regardless of custom. Perez's comment was also pathetic so maybe thats why Australian people are leaving comments regarding the ignorance and arrogance of some Americans.
Re: suckonthis –
you dick! tara reid is not A list in australia
I would like to forget about her. I'm not sure why she's even famous…for her bad boob job?
for ur information australia has NEVER concidered Tara Reid as an A-lister. and the aussie version of Dancing With the Stars is a complete piece of crap
Re: hape2cu – I don't care that Australians don't tip in Australia. People in different countries have different customs and that's cool. The reason I commented is that everyone was jumping on that kid for bitching about Australians not tipping him at his job, and screaming AUSTRALIANS DON'T TIP at him. I'm assuming that he's American and this happened in the US. A lot of Aussies on here are acting like he's being unreasonable or stupid for expecting a tip from an Australian in the US. He's not wrong for expecting that here. That's all I'm saying.
Re: hape2cu – I don't care that you don't tip in Australia. That's cool. People were jumping all over the original poster of the tip comment and repeatedly saying that Australians don't tip there. That's fine, but I'm assuming he's American and this incident happened in the US. He's not wrong for expecting a tip here, that's all I'm saying.
Excuse me, us Aussies know the difference between an A-List star and a D-List star…
Re: Hmmmmm – dude are you joking? we have tonnes of Aussie shows- you losers just either don't understand them or are so ignorant of our culture you don't even know. (all aussies will know what I'm talking about: Chasers War, Rove, All our SBS shows etc.) Guess what? We take your shows to put on our FREE TO AIR TV (so we aren't paying YOU to have them, the networks are with revenue from advertising) so if we want to watch some mindnumbing can of laughs piece of crap we can. For free.
Also: I think you need to look at your own culture. America is so unoriginal these days all they can do is churn out more and more crappy sequels of their own outdated movies and rip off other countries GOOD TV and dumb it down for their audience (ie. The American Office. The original Brit Office shits all over it- we got the original here because we all UNDERSTAND different cultures and could get the humour.) Seems like you guys are only obsessed with yourselves and reinventing the same tired, shitty old wheel - and yet you all keep buying it. How sad. In Australia we appreciate knowledge of all cultures (which is why our TV choices are so eclectic.) Not our fault America spends all their money and time making escapist fiction when they could be doing something about the world- thus leaving the market flooded and our main choices for television import being dominated by your produce. (though we have probably an equal amount of Brit shows on TV right now)
Hey Perez
That's not true we don’t even consider her a celb there just running out of people to put on the low rated show. Australia has already gone threw its list of out of work actors so we have to steal some of yours. Every time I see her I cringe
luv steph
xoxoxox
Perez,
Half of Australia won't even know who she is, so if she made it on the show she would be voted off the next.
I'm from the UK, Manchester to be exact and with all due respect, Australia was one of the most dirty places I've ever been too. My husband and I were there 2 years ago for our 10th wedding anniversary and I'll never be back. The people were mixed, some friendly but many were not. (Just like on this board!) All the public toilets were filthy and the movie theaters were covered with trash and the seats drenched with…well I can only surmise. One of my husbands mates and his wife had the same experience 6 months ago. New Zealand on the other hand was very pleasant, I'd go back there anytime…."And don't even get me started on the flight over there!"
who tips at a wedding! No, thats not Australian. If you want to earn decent money then get a decent job!!! And I truly doubt that she will be on DWTS in Oz, and if she is it would be for pure sport, its always handy to have one dumb Yank to hang shit on….
Yeahhh, She was on a Dodo (a phone service provider)ad in australia… They didnt even mention her name on the ad though, and they just get random blondes all the time on their ads. Noone really thinks shes A-List. But for some strange reason; most people still think shes hot… Nuuuuh uh! She is actually really classy when you take away the fake boobs, blonde hair, alcohol…. you know what.? maybe australia has lost its way. Lol
Re: naty547 –
maybe you just are just a lousy waiter… fuckhead.
in australia we don't tip… maybe you should broaden your horizons and learn a bit about other places.
Re: Nicole – Yeah, I understand where you're coming from but he said that he was working in australia in his post. thats why everyone jumped down his throat. I have been to America a few times, my whole family is Australian and everywhere we went we tipped people because it was customary and the right thing to do. He should respect our customs too because for us tipping is a reward for good service no subsidary pay. We value high quality service.
Re: naty547 –
Unfortunately tipping is not compulsary in Australia like US, so maybe the girls didn't realise.
We have a choice as to whether we tip or not.
Re: naty547 – no shit we dont tip!! get a fucking real job. and australians dont think tara is A list but we like to give her the opportunity to come over and embarass herself for our entertainment.
Re: naty547 – are you fucking kidding? we dont tip because we get proper wages here, our tax is included in the price. get out of our country if you dont like it!
Tara's busy trying to find financing for her swimwear line - This appeared in ASW (love her spelling below) the high end social networking site. "looking for an investor in bikini swimwear linr
My name is Tara Reid i am an actress and i did this tv show called Taradise or somepeope called it wild on Tara it was 3 yrs ago but it played in over 200 countries it still plays in those countries to this day. I'm doing a new reality show for VH1 network that will be in over 200 countries. So you couldn't even pay for this kinda press. Its the first time you will see how stars start there lines from the begining. I'm also looking for a hair extension line i can put on the show and create or own line as well. I'm doing this reality show as a platform to start other bussiness's. Please respond if you are interested in any of these ideas or if you have other products you would like me to endorse and i think it could work lets go for it. Thankyou , Tara Reid "
no honey, shes D list here too
No one on dancing on the stars in US or AU is A or B list. More like D list!
and why diss us perez? think before you type because no one here even knows who she is.
Re: naty547 – Sorry on behalf of Australians! In Australia, the minimum wage is much higher than in the US and tipping is not necessary as waiting staff working full-time hours can easily survive on their income without tips. We don't always remember that workers in other countries aren't as well off.
get fucked Perez Iam from Australia and that biatch is soo not a "A List" celebrity she is and I quote according to all australians some dumbass blonde american bimbo who should stay where she belongs and stop tainting the rest of the good american people with her skankiness. Trust me, Aussies don't want her here.
Perez, what do you take us Australians for?
A skank does not cease to be a skank the minute they cross the Equator. It is one thing to (allegedly) celebrate a skank, quite another to create one.
LOL we do consider her A-list in Australia!
Re: Disappointed! –
fuck you, your country is one of the most dirty depressing places in the world. Your people are dirty, you dont shower all the time and your dental hygene is disgusting….
She is so not A-List in Oz!
She's that chick from American Pie, it might get some ratings here for an already crap show!
Yeah, an A-lister, maybe in DARWIN.
Re: naty547 –
Boo hoo. We don't tip in Australia - Why should I pay you to do something you are already paid to do? Besides, who tips at a wedding anyway?
Porn will say anything to get people to watch or buy stuff.
One dirty sleeze bag adverting this hookers ball thing doesn't mean that all australians think alike.
you are fucking retarded perez.
Gee P, you have more Aussie fans than I thought, and you have managed to piss them all off in one post…sad for you
You fat rasict pig, australians do not consider tara reid worthy of any, let alone a list… we consider her a talentless drunk ugly slut? and how would you know anything about australia? piss off mate
Re: Lisa-marie – WITH A NAME LIKE LISA MARIE YOU WOULD.
trust me
tara is NOT ans a list celebrity in austrlia either
do a list celebrities go on dancing with the stars??
uh uh
read our papers she isnt a-list here! more like D list
HELL NO WE DON'T. KEEP YOUR DRUNKEN WHORE OFF OUR SHORE.
Re: naty547 –
The reasons Australians don't tip, you moron, is because it isn't part of life over here. We don't tip because that's a stupid rule that Americans and Europeans have. We in Australia pay our staff a decent wage rather than exploit them. Stay in America, we certainly don't want a fool like you in our country.
And P.S. In Australia, we don't think Tara is A list, we think she's as big a train wreck as anyone else does.
As a person from and living in Australia, I have to say "SO NOT A-LIST HERE" !!
i cum from australia and wtf? she is not considered a list here, ptfff god pez
im going to say that aussies are a really cool bunch off people…. AND WE ARE LOYAL to the Americans and help out when they need it SO PAY SOME RESPECT TO US. p.s Perez only does this stuff to see everyone flip out… he loves it… he prob sits at home in his blue pj's, has his dog on his lap while stroking it on the back saying "my evil plan to make everyone fight is working *evil laughs* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. seriously he just does it to start fights and laugh with his friends. and still we fight.
ZZZ List in OZ too…..
Tara is def. on the Z list in oZ..she appears in cheesy infomercials for phones with a stuff bird
ha ha ha
Keep your stupid whore export off our shores…..she is pathetic
she is definately not A list - please dont insult us like that.
Perez, sweetpea she's not considered A- list in Australia, it's just that nobody wants to do the show here,so they're scraping the bottom of the bucket for anyone.
I'm all for Tara though she's still hot even on a bad day
Re: Jas86 –
Stop thinking with your dick ha ha
I'm an australian and I guess someone like tara would be great for the show because its getting a little tired of the gorgeous, natural (GASP!) sunkissed beauty's we have over here(megan gale , jennifer hawkins, gemma ward, miranda kerr..and don't even get me started on the bondi lifeguards)… Dancing with the stars is just crying out for a plastic american bimbo, and wouldn't we all be ever so grateful for someone like tara reid to grace our screens because of our obvious lack of A-listers … yeah right
fku americans
GET FUCKED…u yanks need 2 get ova urselves neway no one watches tha shit over here it all about SPORT!!
okkkkk okkk okkk TARA REID IS NOT AN A LISTER IN AUSTRALIA. im a proud aussie and like me tell you know your lucky if anybody knows her name here! shes a mess, a gross mess. who would want her.
stop trying to pan her off to the aussie perez, your just as bad, you americans are all the same. fat ugly and useless
I resent that you imply Tara Reid is ANY kind of celebrity in Australia. I can promise you that if she IS on Australian Dancing With the Stars, it will be because we have run out of our own pathetic D-list former soap stars and disgraced sports heros to use as contestants and need to start importing. Most of Australia wouldn't have a clue who Tara Reid is and neither do we care.
Like hell she's A List in Australia .. you can have her back ! and while we are on the subject, please keep Britney, Paris and the whole Lohan clan in the US too.
believe me, in australia anyone who goes on dancing with the stars is a D list celeb, so its quite offensive for you to think we rate tara so highly!
Re: aus lady – spell australia right you fuckwit.
umm actually here in australia no-one cares about her. she's a nobody, and i think that 99% of the population don't give a stuff about her.
and, she's not considered A-list. they only put that on the poster to create hype.
AUSTRALIA RULES….
… SO THERE.
does this mean the u.s. version of dancing will feature sonia kruger? that'd be a fair exchange. yes, you australians have great women, but also some tramps too.
Dancing with the stars is so pathetic, that if I had my own blog I wouldnt even waste my breath on it. Geez P, DWTS is just so pathetic, no one watches that shit except fat sad loosers
As an Australian I can't decide what's more offensive - the fact that you've lowered us to the level of considering Tara Reid an A-Lister (go to YouTube and watch the Dodo advertisements she's done for us; they're an embarrassing joke) or the fact some are applying stereotypical agendas to our nation by labeling us 'cheap bastards'. Either education is failing in the US or some are lacking some serious common sense. Either way i'm not impressed.
Re: Sophie – yeah give us some credit:) we gave up on that show years ago, she is probably paying us to appear. and as for tipping? we dont do it her, ur getting paid for the job as it is…
Y insult us? we're not her
I love u perez, just dont hate us
im from australia and trust me she is not considered a list over here, as much trash here as she is there
HA HA! There is NO WAY you would classify her as an A Lister in Australia. We only have our D listers in it, so not sure while we're borrowing one of yours!
A-List in Australia my ass!
Tara makes the pap mags here for reader amusement value only.
XXXXX's from Perth, WA
HEY FELLOW AUSSIES
Perez is FLAMING us. The more contraverial and sweeping his statements are, the more 'hits' he gets and the more $$$$$$ HE gets.
READ BETWEEN THE LINES> BOYCOTT PEREZ!!!
You know whats even funnier, she is their national joke not ours, if she is on one of our tv shows who gives a shit, but she is and will be AMERICAN FOREVER….she is your joke, she makes the US look like a joke
Fuck you! If it wasn't for England your fucking shithole country wouldn't exist! You see we picked the most miserable, desolate, barren place we could find and sent all our prisoners there! All the lowlifes and scoundrels we didn't want here, we sent there. That's how your fucking country got started, as a prison packed with thieves and scum! I know it sucks, but deal with it, loser!
Re: naty547 – haha mate we never tip…its not our thing. get over it.
Hey Perez..Tara Read considered A Lister in Australia?…I think NOT !!! I am from Australia and believe me we think she is equally as trashy as you do.
Re: To Aussie Girl –
Um. Whatevs. The Dutch actually discovered Australia in 1642. And - true that - our country was started as a penal colony. But most of the 'convicts' came over here after comitting petty crime like stealing a loaf of bread to feed their family. They were sent to Australia because YOUR jails were already teeming and overloaded.
In any case most Australians think the English are ugly, pastey and useless. And no matter what your hating is about, we still have a prettier country than you, incredible beaches, fresh healthy food. Australia is far superior to the the UK. Why are you all scrambling like rats to get into our country???
tara who?im from oz..well um looks like
a fat whore …
Hey you all shouldnt believe everything you read, especially if its written by a gay guy with no life at all except trash talking people he wishes he was!!! None of you personally know these people, and have absolutely no right to talk about them like that!!!! Stop being jealous!!!
Re: Limbo –
get a real job you fucking dud.
This has turned out to be all about the fight between Aussies and Americans and not about poor Tara who probably has no idea what controversy this post has created. it's probably a rumour anyway as this is a 'gossip' site people. who cares. just all love each other. there'd be less wars if we didn't judge so easily! why do you even care what she does where???? this website was created for your entertainment! it's not real!!!!! and if you're sad enough to watch Dancing with the stars then that's your own problem…
How dare you imply we adore Tara Reid. Who told you that??? It's a lie, A LIE!!!! We sorta like Britney though, is she available???
we have our own D-list skanks who are much more hilarious
Tania Zaetta - 'entertaining' soldiers on a tour in Afghanistan - HEHEHE!!!
our skanks are superior to your skanks!
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE
OI, OI, OI,
DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!!!!
THERES ALOT OF US YOU KNOW
TARA REID IS NOT A LIST ANY WHERE
POOR GIRL
WE DONT HAVE TO TIP BITCHES, IT AINT AN AUSTRALIAN TRADITION, HA.
No…we (Australians) know Tara is D-Grade….but she's still higher than you Perez yes?! I wouldn't go bagging Australians. We know a shit load more than dumb ass Americans. Only Bogans (look it up) in this country watch that show anyway!
Fuck off Perez!
In Australia Tara Reid is just considered another ugly fucked up american gutter crawler, just like you.
Take your fat insulting lard arse and ram another big mac up it you smirking idiot.
Australia says fuck you and your stupid mate Tara Reid. Stay the fuck over there in america and don't bring your trash and stupid opinions over here dickhead!
NO NO NO SHE IS NOT AN A LISTER IN AUSTRALIA…people only know her here from american pie and hosting the hooker parties in DARWIN last year…it asnt even in sydney…so trust me i live in aus and LOVE LOVE LOVE dancing with the stars but if shes on it they made a mistake.. just to make it clear tho they did ask gordon pottymouth ramsay and carson kressly too and htey sed no so we did havebetter choices! LOL
rudeness perez. i'm australian and i look at your site daily(and love it by the way) and for serious not one person in aus thinks Tara Reid is A-lister……Australia unlike America does not have enough washed up alcoholic actors to put on the show, so i guess occasionally we have to take yours!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but she is sooooooooo not an A Lister here in Australia, how dare you say that Perez! We do have standards here!!
WHO CARES?????? TELL US MORE ABOUT THE NEWBORNS, ISLA MARCHELINE AND AMELIE JANE JOLIE-PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Rach – He didn't say he was working in Australia. He said he worked at a catering hall during an Australian wedding. I think if he was working IN Australia it wouldn't be an issue.
Re: blahblah blah – No, tips are not always added onto the bill. It depends on the place doing the billing. And I'm actually an educated and intelligent woman. It's a good thing too, because if I wasn't I'd assume that all Aussies are big giant fucktards like you.
tara reid is definately NOT considered a - list here in australia
She is SO not A-List here in Australia! She probably only comes over here for a free holiday!
no actually we don't like her over here.. fucking americans ewww
Im Aussie and there is NO WAY TARA REID IS A LIST you can have that tramp back where she belongs!!
Why has this thing about some nobody celebrity turned into this argument where Australians need to prove themselves?
I'm Australian and proud of it. I couldnt give a flying fuck what any other country has to say about where I live, especially America or England. You don't live here, you have no clue. And all the people who say they've been here and thought it was shit- good, that means theres more of it here for us.
So to sum this up-
Tara Reid is as much ridiculed here as she is back home. We really arent a culture that depends on celebrity life for entertainment.
BTW can you guys take her back? We really dont want her here, but she won't leave.
Australia does not consider her "A" list we are just polite to the freaks that come down under thinking they are "A" list.
Re: naty547 –
in australia waitresses are paid much more than minimum wage so tipping isnt compulsory — we only do it if you do a good job, which mightve been the problem….
Im Aussie and there is NO WAY TARA REID IS A LIST you can have that tramp back where she belongs!!
Load of horse shit Perez - we are well aware that she is a Neville (Neville Nobody) and would attend the opening of an envelope if the money was right. Get your facts straight.
hey! she's not a list in australia either!!!
Hell no she's NOT! She's D list here too, don't worry about that. As an Australian, I'm offended, Perez. DWTS is for ex Big Brother Stars and Breakfast TV weather hosts as well.
A-Class celebrity MY ARSE Perezy Boy! She's a joke down here too!