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Remember Tara Reid????
The former actress' career (or lack thereof) is in such bad shape that she might be appearing on Dancing With the Stars.
But, she's not even D-list enough to be on the U.S. version, so she may be in the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars.
Haaaaa!
Apparently, in Australia, Tara Reid is considered A-list!!!!!
Posted: May 26, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Re: Disappointed! – Disappointed - if you don't like it, swallow a teaspoon of cement and harden the fuck up! Don't be bitching, pissing and moaning about a country that shits all over yours from a very great height, will the Brittish ever apologise for invading a country and dropping its degenerates here, oh what am I saying - they still travel here only this time via aircraft not tall ships.
A-lister in Darwin,
Darwin is a hole.
OMG - Ask 90% of the population here in New Zealand (Australia's next door neighbour) and they will not even know who she is! And those who do know who she is watches too much E! Come on, I am a Kiwi and breed not to like Aussie's, but Tara is not A list!!
Hey hey hey! Don't get carried away here. I am Australian and Tara is just as much z-list over here as she is over there! Our dancing with the stars must just be desperate for contestants….
…oh please. If tara reid was concidered a list she wouldnt be on dancing with the stars. Its strictly d list here too.
Perez, I thought even you would be smart enough not to offend a country. Nice way to lose a fan base.
Re: Aussie Girl – Coudnt have said it better myself!!
Sweetie she is so not considered A list in Australia. The show is just desperate for anyone to appear on it - most of Oz wouldn't even know who the poor creature is…..
…man there are a lot of aussies read this site….probably not a great idea ti piss us all off…????
…who the fuck watches dwts, anyway?
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FUCK OFF SHE'S A-LIST IN AUSTRALIA….she's considered a trashbag in every country…so is everyone who goes on that shit hole show!
nope, in australia we also know that she's a dumb slut
dosent take much to be an a-lister down here
Im from england and have been to Australia. I can tell you Australia is a beautiful country especially Sydney. The people are great as well. I can understand why they are upset at perez comments. They are so lucky they have the best beaches in the world and the weather was beautiful. As much as I LOVE England, Australia is really one of he most beautiful countries. In england the people hate to admit Australia is a great country because of our big sports rivalry with them especially in cricket and union and the history between the two countries.
im australian and i wil be humiliated and ashamed if she is on dancing with the stars. its a show for D listers and has beens.. and she dosnt even make that cut
lies! australia does not consider her A list- don't badmouth our reputation perez
Hey, America can keep Tara us Australians don't want her. DWTS is a very local and patriotic show for all our athletes, actors and performers and the day they let that crap on it will be the end of Australian TV. Luv you Perez from a very patriotic Aussie Girl
Def not considered A list in OZ - she took $3,500 to appear as a hooker at a Darwin (outback crap hole) Pub - so no, Australians are not that silly to think that she is A list - just take a look at her. Just desperate to get anyone on a terrible show like Dancing with the Stars and probably wanting a laugh as I am sure she would be pissed and falling over all the time!
tara is not considered an a-lister in Australia…….
Re: naty547 – naty547. we dont tip in australia, they pay better hourly rates and charge how much they expect here so dont call us assholes. and tara is not an a-list in australia, she spent new years in darwin for gods sake. but no a-lister would ever go on dancing. can you imagine nicole kidmin or cate blancett ever being desperate enough to appear on that show?
I AM AUSTRALIAN AND SHE IS NOT A-LIST HERE! I SWEAR! WE ALL THINK SHE'S A SKANKY SKANKY HOE!!
meh no one downunder cares for her
Fuck off Perez! I am in Brisbane Australia - and know for a fact that Tara Reid is NOT an A list Celebrity. In fact, I know that Dancing with the Stars in Australia has one of the lowest viewings in prime time television - it's the television show that no one wants to watch because of the pathetic E grade celebrities it brings on board. You might be so "lucky" to be considered for the next show. You pull a lot of shit out of your arse, and never fail to surprise how little you really know about "wordly" affairs. Get off your computer and go and experience Australia and all these countries you know so little about.
lets not forget she was also on those crappy mobile phone ads here too. the dodo ones where shes talking to the animated dodo bird…
Bloody hell she's no one in Australia trust me. Why do we have to take your American garbage? Take her back please!!!!!!!!!!
Well said! Couldn't agree more. Re: naomi dekhtyar –
Totally agree!! Re: Roz O –
actually perez, you can keep that nasty american trashtastic-slut in your own country! and the reason we dont tip here is because OUR government isnt a bunch of thieving assholes! we get to earn AND keep our money! sux to be you!
Australia does NOT consider her an A-lister. Australia considers her a joke! It's the out of touch promoters and tv execs who think she's hot stuff. They're full of shit and not representative of the Australian public…thankyou very much!
Do you see the guy with the cold sore on his lip? It looks like Tara is trying to talk to him, maybe remember his name. Notice how his eyes are deliberately focused away from her, like he is trying to escape. I think maybe that's a guy who has learned his lesson and has a cold sore to show for it. Do you think Tara gave him the cold sore?
Please - the show is called "Dancing with the Stars," not "Dancing with Washed-Up, Drunken Skanks from the Late 90s who blew their careers by partying too much."
Tara Hole!!!!!!!!
hey usa! Dancing With The Stars in Australia only has D list actors anyway, I live in Australia and as far as us not tipping..well dur! we don't do that in our country you ignorant idiot!
Tara Reid is NOT A-list in Australia…. no one has EVER heard of her….
I come from Australia and trust me she's not on ANY list here. She's had her hsot of fame and she doesnt have an apt career, it happens.
as if she's considered an A-lister in Australia. Jesus, Dancing with the Stars is ALLL About d-listers.
Trust me - she's def not A list in Australia - we don't want her here… ever.
Tara Reid is NOT considered an A list celebrity in Australia. I know - I live in Australia. We think she's as big a doush as the rest of the planet.
I pray to God that she isn't on Dancing With Who The Hell Is That - not because I watch the show (I soooo don't), but because I don't want my poor mother subjected to Tara tits "accidentally" flopping out on stage - you know it'll happen!
Does anyone realize that this says December 2007??????????? I've been partying but I'm pretty sure it is May 2008. Her career is way hotter than back in 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHA
We don't tip in Australia- it's not our custom. Our hospitality workers have high pay rates so tipping is not expected. Why don't you do some research into other people's countries before you say we're all fucked. If you don't like it then fuck off back to the U.S and earn shit wages there. And for the record- Tara Reid is not considered A list in Australia- no one gives a fuck about her here.
JustTARAble
Re: naty547 – this is true enough. In Australia, its not considered normal to tip like it is in the US. Its just a cultural difference.
But trust me, our cultural differences do not extend so far as to think Tara Reid is A-list.
HEY!!!!!! Don't insult Australians….Tara Reid is American born remember?? It is just demonstrative of the tackiness that comes from the grand US OF A… Oh, and to the American who said we don't tip that is because in Australia our minimum wage is enough to be livable… tipping is hence not a necessity OH, WE ALSO HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!!!! And after visiting America (there are alot of things that are great about the US, mind you) I am just glad that we have the amenities available to not have to LIVE ON THE STREETS…the amount of homelessness you guys have is unbearable. No wonder you need to tip!! Apart from this I forgive you, Perez for the comment vis-a-vis Tara Reid.
XXOO A big hug from Down under!!
well obviously shes not that list if youre talking about her
LET ME ASSURE YOU:
In no way is Tara Reid considered an A-List star in Australia.
Australia appreciates the trash factor of Dancing with the Stars (unlike many Americans who EAT. IT. UP.) and enjoy laughing at famous people make fools of themselves in an attempt to resurrect their "careers".
Just needed to clarify.
Re: naty547 –
Don't call us assholes - we are not used to tipping because we get paid decent wages and there is no need for much tipping of staff over here. Why be racist? I hate it when people call a whole country assholes when they may have met one or two people. We are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. And by the way no one will watch Dancing With the "stars" especially if Tara Reid is on it
I don't think so - she is Z list here. As an Australian, I am insulted to be associated with her. At least as a nation, we have more talent on a per capita ratio than what America has.
Trust me australians DO NOT think Tara is Alist, they have just run out of aussie stars to have on the show!!!
does the guy next to her have a huge herpe below his lip or what?
loo-hoo-ser
her drunk ass, just needs to stay out of clubs and get her ass a JOB…she getting old and boring.
I am a very proud Australian, but to see the flyer where we call Tara Reid an A-Lister…….. I am ashamed!! On behalf of Australia, I apologize for this shocking error of judgement!
Re: naty547 –
Here in Australia we actually work for decent wages so no tipping is required. Tipping is an American custom.
It's not that Australia thinks Tara Reid is A-list, it's just that she comes cheap
fuck you asshole who said aussies dont tip. go fuck urself dickhead get a proper fucking job !
Trust me, as an Australian I can tell you that NOBODY here thinks she is A List. And NOBODY who's on Dancing With The Stars over here is considered A List either. They're all soap stars, failed hasbeens or bored athletes nobody has heard of.
Re: naty547 – Don't show your ignorance. The hospitality industry in Australia is one of the best paid around, so we don't need tips to survive. Tipping is an American custom. We don't need it, because our waiters and waitresses make way above minimum wage.
We also include taxes in our prices, so when you buy something, you actually know how much it is really costing you.
And for the record: Aussies DO tip IF the service is worth it. Maybe yours wasn't.
You can take the girl outta Jersey but not the Jersey outta the girl.
You know Australia is starved of celebs when total Z-lister Tara Reid gets signed on as the most glittering name for the next Aussie Dancing With The Stars.
The "star-studded" dancing show is even more devoid of real celebs than usual - they've already exhausted their D-list! Gordon Ramsay and Carson Kressley have both turned down their Dancing offers as well.
And we know Tara is up for anything these days! Last time she was in Australia she reportedly appeared at parties for as little as $3,500 a pop, and was the face of the classy Hookers costume ball
perez. it really gets to me that you keep bagging on australia despite your huge fan base here. tara reid is considered as tragic here as she is in the us.. just because american celebrities are too self-obsessed and pedantic to catch a plan over here, we have to rely on d listers such as tara reid. Besides, dancing with the stars would be hilarious if she was on it anyway.
Excuse me Perez but there are only C to D list stars on the Australian dancing with the stars, the ratings have dropped I think the host has even left, Its a crap show, so clearly they are clutching at straws with Tara, wasn't the last thing she attended here in Aus a porn convention!? Honestly, We all know she is trash, its not us putting her on air!
So don't bag out god damn Australians!
At least we dont let every nut bag and their kids run around with guns!
dancing with the stars in australia hardly have what i would consider celebrities i live in australia QLD and we dont have any a list celebrites that are on the scence here
Re: naty547 –
you're a fuckhead, shut your mouth and everyone will be alot happier
it isn't customary in Australia to tip - it is an american thing - don't be narrow minded all cultures are different - this is what makes people think Americans are stupid
EXCUSE ME???!!! She is NOT considered A -list in Aus! she is the 'star' of Dodo commercials….which is a telephone company with a cartoon of the extinct bird as it's logo, and she SPEAKS TO IT! she even hits on it in one of the commercials! sooo fucking sad! she is so far from a-list, she doesn't even make a mention on the alphabet! please take her back….she's poisoned our airwaves long enough!
Perez,
i love you and all.. read you every day..
but that comment was going too far..
i'm from Australia.. and NO ONE.. NO ONE considers Tara Reid an A lister..
Dancing with the stars here has some shitious ratings atm (maybe coz its a shitious show) and i think are doing everything the can to boost ratings.. including putting a hot mess like tara on the show!!
so if you may… take back thoses comments!!
excuse me naty547
IM AUSTRALIAN
and guess what, WE DONT TIP IN AUSTRALIA
we earn wages
tipping in aus is not a custom to us,
so stop ya whinging
as for ohh tara reid such an a lister in oz….thats total bull
i saw her @ the gold coast when she came down for magic millions
shes like any other drunk druggo pathetic club girl
she definitely is not an A lister in our eyes
and i would DEFF say that about any other drunk druggo pathetic club girls u still have in the US or any other country for that matter..
why do all u people start ur shit about which country compares to what..
at the end of the day
some of these celebrities are all the same, alcoholic druggo fame whores.
amusing, yet sad.
so stop all ur fighting and bitchiness..
u take the idea that one person likes tara reid and suddenly "SHES AN A LISTER IN AUSTRALIA" oooooh!!!
that goes 4 u 2 perez.
i love ur column perez…but dont act superior to australia, just cos u dont want tara reid.l.
ill stop bitching now
bye
We dont want your trailer terash!
We dont want your tipping customs where everyone gets paid so little that they have to have tips to survive!
We dont want your snide uneducated remarks about our country!
But most of all we dont want that fat Lardhead Perez anymore!
Understand Mario? You have insulted us once too often Fat Boy
oh she is far from a-list here in australia, and for all those losers who try to insult australians remember where not the ones who have to with the fact your one of the most hated countries who are so consumed in the fact you think you live in the greatest country in the world when your clearly not, just a bunch of yanks who need to get a life.. and to you perez dont insult a country which you claim to love ..we dont want tyra reid
Fuck off i'm Australian and we all think she is a whore
I wouldn't slander aussies like that, geez
OUCH perez, is that any way to speak about your many Australian fans?
I live in Sydney, Australia and trust me she is not a celebrity.. We laugh at her as much as Americans do! She is trashy and if she does appear on Dancing with the Stars down here we'll definately be watching to purely laugh at her.. TARA REID is RANK!
and to NATY547 the Aussie probably didn't tip you because you were shit! and we don't HAVE to pay in Australia it's simply seen as a kind gesture if we do and if the waiter/waitress is good enough to have one! so don't go bad mouthing Australians!
she is not considered A-list in aus!! trust me!
ok im from AUSTRALIA and tara read is NOT considered A list. OMG shes fuckin trash here as well.
I am an AUSTRALIAN and thats F?+#@d to even suggest she is A list in Australia - Australians think she is trash and would "maybe" make the C List here (if That)…..Give us some credit..we gave you guys Hugh Jackman, Kylie Minogue & Nicole Kidman (should I keep going?)
Oh Please!!! In Australia Tara is not considered A List…You seem to forget that the U.S made her an actress. In Australia she only is on commercials..enuff said!
Im an Aussie, and believe me sweetie she is by no means an A-list or D-list here for that matter
you know why taras here in oz??? because shes snorted all her money away and she needs to live in a land where everyone gets a fair pay and noone needs to rely on tips to eat.
Perez, Please have more respect for Australians !
puh-leASE! some slutty porn association is hardly a valid representitive for the rest of Australia. No one thinks she's A-list.. except for maybe some old pervy geezer
perez i reckon you should write like an apology item to all us Australians with a bit of integrity who do not appreciate America thinking we rate trashy celebs like Tara Reid!
Re: naty547 – We dont tip in Australia, its our choice, i only tip if someone is doing a really good job
Way to make Australia look dumb..asshole.
As if shes a fucking A-List.
thats cuz in australia we pay our workers decent wages and there is no need to tip…and there is no way that most aussies would consider tara reid as 'A-List'.
She is not considered A list in Australia!!! I am sure it's a publicity stunt for the show, in the same press they mentioned Gordan Ramsay as a potential contestant, unlike Tara he probably (hopefully) has some pride and much better things to do with his time. Hopefully this season in Daryl's not very sad absence from presnting duties they will give Sonia a go!!!
guess what white trash hoes… australia thinks tara is a z list, disgusting wannbe… their is no A-list love affair with that boob job!
she will never make it to "aussie" dancing with the stars… take my word for it…
go home to your own country with all the other "tipping" sepo's
Cmon Guys - the only reason Aussies have invited her is they love taking the piss (translation: Taking the mickey, or making fun of" ) There is nothing we like more that laughing at people who are up themselves
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB AMERICANS….Stop trying to justify the need for a 'right to bear arms'. Guns are illegal in our country except for certain people who have licenses. I know that you'll say that criminals will be able to get them on the black market anyway OR criminal don't take notice of laws anyway, however the proof is in the pudding. You're country the 'super power' is slowly imploding..You are killing eachother because of your adherence to long redundant 'right' to protect oneself with a weapon.. Wake up and look around, no other country is having the same issues so frequently
I know that it will be difficult for you septic tanks to imagine a world outside of the United States so if this post is hurting your brain too much go back to your coffee, tossers. Better still reply to my post by bagging me for hating on the lack of informed comment of your fellow countrymen by telling me I'M JUST JEALOUS I DON'T LIVE IN THE U.S or HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR COUNTRY THEREFORE IT MUST BE TOP SHIT (declining to mention that for many people in the world from countries FAR worse off, the U.S would be a desirable place to live) or BETTER YET TELL ME AUSTRALIA IS SHIT.
The Commonwealth of Australia was formed 208 years ago, our country was only discovered 228 years ago by the English. We have so much to be proud of. We live without fear of dumb fucks shooting up schools, we ALL vote for our leader (who incidently is not elected because of how much money /contacts they have), we're brave enough to pull our troops out of places they shouldn't be, our education and health system work well, our Prime Minister apologised to our Indigenous people for what has occured in the past, we own passports (50% vs U.S 18 %) and travel overseas (even though it can take up to 24 hours to reach some destinations, and our country is the 6th biggest in the world so we have plenty of places to go to here) to experience other cultures, and AUSTRALIA IS STUNNING.
Apart from all the yanks who read this and got my point about the ridiculous comments which prompted my tirade TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO BE PROUD OF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
a-list in australia? are you kidding, noone knows who she is!
p.s to natey547 we dont tip in australia because we actually have decent minimum wages and waitresses earn a shitload.
dude, i'm from oz, and she is no a-lister. That party was in Darwin…*shudders*…they consider her A-List cos noone ever goes there.
on and PS Aussies don't tip cos in this country the hospitality industry is funded well; we don't need to live off tips. They're just a bonus to the good flat pay we normally get. So go and serve yourself some humble pie, b*tches.
tara is not considered A-list in australia shes a silly trash whore and dancing with the stars are hoping for some sympthay views.
Im not hating on Tara, but jst wanna make clear that we do not consider her A-list down here in Aus.
Re: bianca –
I totally agree,
Perez u have been rude and arrogant in your wording to the Australian Nation. All these people who have commented this blog, arnt interested in a dumb old story about Tara Reid.
You definitely should apologise to all us Australians, who its pretty obvious love your column but are hurt by your some what racial comments..And yes it IS racial, cos you have offended the Australian Race.
You have thousands of Australians telling you shes not A'List Material, so why can you post something thats untrue without doing your research.!!
Tara was asked to host, A HOOKERS BALLL…
get it HOOKER!!…
does that not give you any indication of what we think of her!! DUHHH
you wouldn't know the truth if it hit you in the face!!!
and answer me this, if Tara is so D'list in America…Why the F*ck are you writing about her in ya column.. You save your words for someone more worthy of it…Oh i know, maybe Australians and the apology you make.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
laters
And i just had an idea Perez…
Maybe she is Z List and maybe Australia wants her cos we have run out of our own Z'Listers for our gay shows and are now turning to your um "wonderful" country for them, cos it seems you got plenty over there…
just a thought..
I'm Australian and I have to say she wouldn't be considered any higher than on the C list. I don't know why they want her on the show here but have heard they're struggling with getting anyone any better from Australia.
Re: naty547 –
In Australia the minimum wage for a waiter is enough to live off unlike the stingy standard that the American government sets for their citizens. So tipping is not the norm. Maybe get the facts before you diss our amazing country.