Daddy's Revenge
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Did you watch Living Lohan last night????
It was sooooo good! Little Ali thinks she's the star, but she's just wallpaper. Dina Lohan is the true star of the show, and she plays the Mommie Dearest role to perfection.
No wonder her kids are SO fucked up!
Well….
Michael Lohan is doing what he does best, yapping to the media about his family!
Hoping to steal some of the spotlight away from Dina and Ali, pops has signed on to do a weekly blog for OK! magazine about Living Lohan.
Genius!
Dina must be THRILLED.
Here is the first installment of Michael's weekly blog on the Lohan reality show:
"EPISODE 1: "MOMMY WILL FIX IT", MAY 26, 2008
Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?
Well, let's see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.
I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road like a Lohan would and rights these wrongs.
If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!
I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.
-Michael"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
It would take an awful lot of money to get me to watch this show. I got a vile, creepy and disgusted feeling from the preview.
I thought the show sucked,so did Denise's!
Why were you telling everyone not to watch it, then give it all this attention saying it was good? You better get your team of fucking writers on this blog into a meeting dumbass. Everyone should know by now that you don't have time to fool with this blog with all your "STAR" activities HAHAHAHAH- ok that made me laugh. So which ever employee reads comments- if anyone does- I hope they try to be consistent with who and what they hate.
I actually like the show
I thought about having some friends over to watch and laugh at this show….we were going to take a shot every time one of them said 'Lindsey' or 'My Sister'. Hoever, about 5 minutes into it, we decided to stop…we would have gotten WAY TOOO WASTED!!!! hahahha. Dina made this show ABOUT boosting herself up, via LIndsey, with Ali as the PAWN and at the EXPENSE of poor Cody. SAD SAD SAD.
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WHO CARES?????? TELL US MORE ABOUT THE NEWBORNS, ISLA MARCHELINE AND AMELINE JANE JOLIE-PITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look at the width of her face; not to mention those legs;; cutie no more too bad
DON'T PLAN TO EITHER. JUST LIKE THAT STUPID DENISE WHATSHERFACE SHOW. NO WAY JOSE, ERR PEREZ !!!
what about that other 'reality' show that premiered last night, with the other never was 'celebrity' who was married to sheen. Seeing the clips on e! was enough. She too, was so worried about what others were writing. They both are going to have alot to go through today! Tired of E! 'creating' these shows, you know these two, paris, etc. They are going to win the bad taste award over vh1/mtv.
WHOEVER SAYS LILO HAS A BAD BODY,MUST LOVE THE TASTE OF COCK IN THER MOUTH
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Flipped through it on the second showing,it was way to pathetic for me to watch,dina is an idiot.Will never watch again and includes denise richards show E has gone way down hill!!!!!!!
That whole family is just one big mess. I love how the daddy Lohan acts like he's the saint. Crazy shit!!
first!!
Beautifully spoken
haha maybe Ali will see the stupidity of this if her dad continues to talk out
This whole family needs to go away! If we thought Linds was a mess, just wait a year or 2, Ali will make Linds look like a friggin' saint!
Come on, be honest… they all need money, now Lindsay can't feed them any more.
It's obvious that Linds was double whammied in the shitty parents category, It's a wonder she wan't snorting and drinking back in the Parent Trap days….
I watched the show last night,,
yikes,, so far not so good,,, the Denise Richards/Sheen show was much better and that show was painful to watch as well,,,
Dina is weird,, and Ali ,, wow,, no words can I wrap around her,, she is like a little man,, she seems so butch for a young girl,,,
and the space between her upper lip and nose is totally missing,,,the boy is cute,,,,
I could not imagine a way to make this show not stink,,,,
it was so so so bad,,,
"I just hope Dina takes the high road like a Lohan would and rights these wrongs."
Can you imagine a world where we all wore "What Would Lohan's Do" bracelets!?! Rehabs would be raking in the dough!!!
Unfortunately I watched this steaming pile of feces that E! calls a reality show. Ali Lohan thinks she is a star? LOL! How much did E! pay those kids to actually ask for her autograph? Should I ask for my lawnman's autograph because he is just as famous as this untalented, slouchy cunt? I also loved how she said "I'm working on my second album". Second? This ugly shithead had a first? I guess this second one will go straight into the shitter too. Dina (and her hideous O-mouth) need to take Ali straighty to the plastic surgeon and plump her top lip, get her a spine that actually holds her head and shoulders up and get a chin implant. This douche is HIDEOUS.
Michael Lohan has very very good points about Dina…I mean seriously, look at this picture and watch the first episode, she shrunk like…well at least 2 dress sizes. Can we say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree… I Love Lilo but seriously, she needs a mother like mine to put her in her place, even at the age of what 22..?? No mother should act that way. She seems very deceptive and SUCH a crybaby. All she does is call her lawyers. If it wasn't true, then who cares, move on with your life, because obviously Dina is just adding fuel to the fire. And if her kids can't see that, then…i feel sorry for them and the lives they're gunna live.
Watched it last night. Will never watch it again. That goes for the Denise Richards show too. I hope they are happy that they all finally got to show their "real" sides….vapid, uninteresting, untalented and desperate.
as used to be the case once upon a time in hollywood, real talent will prevail. in the meantime, enjoy the lohans/lo-hams/lo-scams/lo-fams….
I was NOT going to watch the show but I gave it a shot, halfway thru, I couldn't watch it. What happened to people wanting educations for their children? Didn't Dina learn anything with what happened to Linds and how fucked up she is? Same thing with Lynne Spears, it wasn't enough for Britney to be messed up, she just "had" to get Jamie Lynn into it, and now she is a teen mom. Dina keeps talking about Linds's CD, are you kidding me? That one never went anywhere, where does she think Ali's is going? Ali went with Linds for her 'artsy' photo shoot, which everyone knows was horrible. A child trying to copy an icon, who was a mature woman, not a screwed up, in and out of rehab MESS. I will not watch this show anymore. Dina is only out for herself, not the kids, if she was, she would be encouraging education, something that last forever. Dumbasses.
1 new post a day Perez? You have been slipping and slipping dude. Lainey's Gossip is what it is all about. Google it, y'all.
he's talking about dina & hypocrisy
…well, he should take a look at himself too!
why do you keep showing that old pic of I'm assuming a young, FAT, Lindsey?? I did not, will not, watch that show. Mom is trying to pave the way for another no talent daughter. Not happening.
Ali doesn't seem all that special - bored, chewing gum, painting her nails and mumbling. Not that much different from 99% of the 14 year old girls hanging out in the malls of America's heartland. Cody is adorable - I hope he gets out of this trainwreck unscathed. Dina - get a clue; this show doesn't make you look good at mothering or managing.
Re: bobdman –
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Unfortunetly, I watched the show last night. Let me just say that I want those precious 30 minutes of my life back. What a bunch of bullshit. That Ali chick is such a loser and a show-off. She's only 14 but it looks like she tries to run that demented household. I just feel bad for the boys that there family is so star-craved and money hungry.
Poor kids!
Pray for Cody.
dina lohan is an 80 year old cunt who's only good for getting cum shots in the face. she's not even good enough for that.
Re: PEREZ HAS AIDS! YAY! –
fuk off…effen liar bitchfuk….
howz y'r momz cock tazte?
u twisted fuk…
now tell y'r mom to buy a set of titz
2 match that cock u luv so dearly..bitch
i think sharon stone would call that karma hahahah………. that's great. dina lohan is such trash. i'm sure i'll hear from her lawyers soon
hey tell me channel and hour to see that crap!!!
Hahaha, no comments
I would not take any of those stinken hogs in the woods. I get sick looking at them. Perez, can you please put up someone that I would take in the woods, like you.
Lets take bets on how many DUI's Cody and Ali get in the future—Re-hab here we come!
The mom is insane, all she does is read the gossip about her daughter!!!WOW, that is sad. Is that really her life? Pathetic.
The little sister is so fame hungry she doesn't realize she looks and sounds like an idiot.
The NANA!? Please, no comments. These people need some sort of help, and fast.
And the dogs pooping all over the house? Yeah, that's class.
I have never had any respect for this family and watching only 10 minutes of the show, I wanted to jump into the TV and kick Dina's ass. "My daughter is an artist and needs to believe in things she does". Gag me with a fucking spoon. I'm not watching E! til her AND Denise and her stupid ass village fucking idiot laugh are gone.
I saw Dina getting it on with two fat bartenders from the Talkhouse, a bar in Amagansett. She was bent over a pool table. Yes Dina, that was me who walked the bar's backroom at 6am. But don't ask me why I was there.
uh how cute is lindsay in that pic?? love all this lohan gossip! wish dina would get over herself tho. ali scares me. 14 year olds just shouldnt be like that
who else wonders how dina's gonna spin ali's sex tape? you know she'll have one when her pathetic 2nd attempt at a career tanks………..maybe she can get her n linds together and resurrect both careers at once!
Re: TehDevil – You are a trip! Love it.
The show was ridiculous. The first thing Dina did was try to get out of Jury Duty. What kind of role model is that? I am sorry if her call to serve the community came at a bad time but it usually comes at a bad time for ALL of us! "Normal ppl" would just suck it up and take care of it. But not Dina, she would rather go on national tv and exploit her kids, what a joke. Poor Ali she wants to be just like her sister. She has a great voice from what I could hear, I just hope she finds what she's looking for without having to go to rehab.
Re: Kat – Want ur thirty minutes back? I'll spark it! LoL
AM WATCHING THE LOHAN REALITY SHIT SHOW…GOSH THIS ALI BETCHSHOULD GO AWAY AND TAKE HER TIME GROWING UP…SHES LIKE A ROBOT…..I LIKED DENISE RICHARDS SHOW THO….NOT BAD
what a effing trainwreck of a family! They make "Growing Up Gotti" look normal! The house is cheaply decorated and cheap looking and Dina comes across as a crass NO CLASS mess from LAWNGUYLAND … I can't wait to watch next week - what a fucking joke!!!!!
Re: lauren – before the cock whore years—an fucking off all her baby fat–her thighs really do look like Bread Dough
its horrible the way she thinks her voice is so good and why do they keep reading the tabloids? but you really cant help but watch it
as much as i hate the lohans. i agree 100% w. michael lohan. touchee
that jeremy guy is sooooooo gonna take ali´s virginity `because of how long ive known jeremy i really trust him ` (shes known him for 3 months!)
I liked Denise Richards' show better–
Seriously, I bet after lindsay saw this pic, she immediatly threw up, took a laxative and did a line of coke.
omg, i loved the first episode too perez
not as bad as i thought it would be.
I have a feeling this show will have the same effect for Ali as that show ”living in the shadow” that totally bombed did for Ashlee Simpson. Let's face it—-even though the show sucked and Ashlee isn't really talented she and her parents did one hell of a job marketing her and that show was what started the "much ado about nothing" that is Ashlee Simpson……….
I thought LIVING LOHAN was extremely boring. I don't think I will watch it again. IT'S COMPLICATED was actually really funny. Perez, are you being paid to promote LIVING LOHAN and bash IT'S COMPLICATED? That is what it looks like to me.
did anyone notice how ugly their house was ???? and horribly furnished ….hurting a bit???? can we say …… and lil Ali thinks shes the next britney on her mini casio keyboard oh lordy …. great white trash tv. tho
If Lindsay was smart she would cut off her relationship with her fame whoring mother. It's pathetic that Dina uses her own children for publicity and encourages her daughter to do coke. It's funny how she says she has never partied with Lindsay yet there are pictures out there that prove otherwise. The one I really feel sorry for is Cody. Run Cody runnnn!
i love how fickle u are perez
Why are BlowHands legs so chubby? And WTF does Deena BlowHand have a permanent dick sucking posture with her mouth???? Can somebody tell me that? Look at that pie hole….
Wow, it's crazy, but I actually agree with him, but he is just stating the obvious
ali lohan is a stupid cunt. i hope she gets raped and shot and dies some years later in a state run hospital.
Who cares. I will never watch this show. Once again we are faced with more TV crap, and crap sells because someone will always watch the show and want to be like these people. It is a sick world.
I rather read of how`s brit doing, I`m happy for her but this family is CHAOS, fake horrible!!
They r all fake with those parents I would kill myself! sick
I`m thinking that all those parents who puts their kids on the spotlight too early are the worst, selfcenter, selfish idiots!!
That stupid show was as boring as f*ck — 1/2 of one episode was more than enough for me; no more.
NICE TRY PEREZ…
but this is an old pic!!!
since like they made mean girls !
[love that movie]