Poppa Lohan: "Lindsay's Dating saMANtha!"
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > Michael Lohan
Even though her publicist has repeatedly lied denied it….
Lindsay Lohan's famewhoring (and we love it) father, Michael, is confirming reports that his daughter is in a lesbian relationship with saMANtha Ronson.
Poppa Lohan says their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Lindsay and Ronson were recently seen making out in Cannes. The pair are reported to have moved in together and rumored to be engaged.
Still, Michael adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear."
His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Hey, God loves lesbians….and so do we!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]




She gives REAL gay and lesbians a bad name! Come on we all know shes just a "publicity lesbian" doing it for attention. Shes degrading gays everywhere!
Why does this beautiful young woman's sex life matter to you, Mario?
Do you hate her because she is gorgeous and has great legs?
95% of your male readers would gladly have a sex with her… the others are shrill, jealous gay men.
You are a gay man … at least she is not getting fisted by a big hairy man, like you do.
doe sany one notice how coincidentle it is that lynnzi is a child actress who stared in freaky friday as did another child actress jodie foster who played the character in the original freaky friday ……. both are noww lesbians
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just one last taught ammm mybe shee is actually not rebelling maybe she is sick of the way she is being treated and sam ronson is showing her how she can love a girl and be ok with it and not be heartbroken again it will help her to be her bestfriedn and girlfriend because although i dont know about whether her mum is paying attention to lynzi anymore lynzi is breaking free adn turning her life aound by going back to normal and samantha is calming her down i sure hope she is and lynzi gets a good movie job soon…
Re: Yoyo: Funny…. 'Pick up a bible and learn something' !! Haha! The only thing the bible teaches in this context is hatefulness. Like yourself.
I LOVE LESBIANS
I HATE LINDSAY HOHAN, BUT THINKI LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE HOT!
Re: lauralovesgod –
"if you say he doesn't exist then how can he not hate anyone?"
That question doesn't make any sense. You can't attribute sentiments to someone who is non-existent. I didn't say he didn't hate anyone; I said he's simply not real, so all your bible-certified gaybashing is moot.
"that's why the bible says to only read the bible because other books will just poison your mind against him. and it has succseded in your life. fool "
While other books may poison your mind against god, they might improve your reading and writing abilities, which are in dire need of help.
If she is or she isn't who cares….but I think her dad souldn't be talking about it….if she is not ready to come out or whatever who is he to do that for her
shes hott the thought of her kissing a girl is even hotter. leaver her alone who cares if she likes guys or girls most of us experiment
Ya and her dad is a credible source right… lol.
That girl could have gotten a hickie from anyone, I'm sure they have people over to their house. Let the girl be, who gives a fuck if she is gay, or straight or whatever…it's not uncommon these days anyways
I think Lindsay is just doing some Anne Heche thing or not.
And btw there is no god!!
everoyone talk to God if he love gays or not. but one point is the devil exist end he wants that we live in sin
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HEY being Gay or Lesbian is not a choice you're born that way ,
and it's not A SIN , you fucking homophobics, the one who needs
to read a bible is you !
GOD LOVES EVERYONE right?
so FUCK YOU , amen.
PS. WHY don't you ask for a REAL BRAIN at your b-day !
Re: repentdirtycat – so is it still gross when a guy does it to a girl? you're missing out haaaaa haaaa!
I would hate him if he was my father. He shouldn't be doing stuff like this.. hurting his daughter and making public her love life when clearly she is just not ready to confront it (being a lesbian) in front of all the media. because now i'm sure that they (the media) will attack her until she accepts she is. It is just wrong. no wonder non of his kids what anything to do with him. he just wants to be famous. outing his daughter will only make HER more famous and will make his kids love him less. sucks for him.
Hey! Asshat! Stop calling her saMANtha, she looks nothing like a man. Get us some HOT pics of those 2 in a lip lock, not the lame shit you put up the other day.
um, god doesnt love lesbians- thats a sin in all the holy books.
gay = sin = hell
okay i take that back god does love everyone of course. but it is still a sin.
Okay I still don't believe Lindz is a Lez, and if she was she could do a whole lot better than that crackhead saMANtha… But if she is a Lesbien than good for her she is finally being her tru self! Love ya Lindsay..
Re: Amanda – in the comment i replied to for this."god does not exist. you stupid people.
he doesnt hate anyone." god doesn't exsist followed by HE doesn't hate anyone…implies that this person really truely thinks in his own mind there is a god.
People are stupid. Lindsay is doing this for a publicity stunt. The only chick who's going to get tore up is the girl she's supposedly dating. I predict it will go down like this. Lindsay will be spotted with a man, then the pics of the bitch fight, then the girl she's with sobbing and Perez making 15 min of fame are up comments. Finally Lindsay will be with a dude, and then the cycle continues. Lindsay knows her movies, music suck, so drama is all she's known for, hence why she's smiling.
What a parent… :S
IF she wants to hide it.. let her.. darn.. he's an attentionholic..
i'm tired of "wannabe on TV" parents! :S
hey why don't let her tell that if it's truth… anyway IT DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU LINDZ
BTW I'M THE NO 1 FAN SO IF YOU R LEZBIAN I;LL COME FOR YOU
:D:D:D HEHE
lol thats hilarious ..
This is totally up to Lindsay. Let her do what she wants. I support her.
Re: special – LMAO oh god…that was probably one of the dumbest things i've ever heard
shes prob not a lesbian, she prob just doesnt have any other friends, so they hang out together all the time.
well as if everyone didn't know already… So if God doesn't hate or dislike gays and lesbians why does it say so in the bible…. bible thumper or not everyone knows it is written in there…. You have your opinion …. She really is a nasty skank whore now with very very VERY bad taste in women and men…… They were all ugly and she is so pretty what a waste of life!!!
Maybe if she had better parents (not ones who go to the clubs with her) someone could have SAVED her!
love or hate it!! **LaUrEn**
I think they make a hot couple.
Samantha is a cute tomboy.
Wow, talk about some insane comments on this forum so far about this:
"God hates lesbians" ? SAYS WHO?
I'll answer that: Some man who wrote it down in a book a couple thousand years ago because he thought it might be a problem for humans who (he felt) should constantly "procreate."
People, PLEASE. There will always be enough heterosexuals to over-populate the planet.
And human beings have been here, living & loving each other A HELL OF A LOT LONGER than that "book" has been around.
And babies are still being born, people are still living & loving each other, and the CHURCH is about to fall into a crevice. WHY?
Because humanity as a whole is beginning to realize that heaven and hell exist on this planet, together, in both harmony & disharmony, which is the only way we could possibly have LIFE.
And for you idiot fundamentalists who believe what you’re told, without question:
When we die, we ARE NOT going to burn in a big ol’ bonfire, and we sure as hell ARE NOT going to stand around smiling stupidly at each other in some distant, oh-so-perfect heaven.
I think that she's ethier crying out for attention or just desperate or maybe both. Samantha is UGLY and i don't think they're engaged cuz lindsay and her fam. wouldn't be able to take on the heat.
Re: lauren – what are you trying to say? because your statement is one big contradiction
P.S. One final comment:
Lindsay, hon, I'm happy for you. It would appear you've been through the usual ringer that us "former straight chicks" sometimes go through before we accept the truth about ourselves.
I speak from experience: before I came out myself, I too fell victim to the atrocities of promiscuous sex with many men, drug & alcohol abuse, and generally, living a bitchy and sucky life which only made me and the people around me miserable.
I'm happy now, and I wish you the best, as well, girlfriend.
HOT!
Re: Anonymous – No they don't; they're retards. Did you see them on The View? Ali STILL is saying how much she wants to be like Lindsay and she's serious. It's sad that she's that naive about how her sister really is. Some people!
Re: murray –
No, I do not make friends with people that are murderers or theives, because I do not want to get killed or stolen from. I am not putting myself in danger if I am friends with a gay person. I happen to believe the Bible, no matter how much you criticise it, and the Bible says homosexuals should be punished with death. Something that has a punishment of death can very well be compared to stealing and murdering any day of the week. Yes, loving and approving are two very different things, but he does not do either when it comes to homosexuality. People are not born gay, they choose to be that way. Women and Men are meant to be together and that is the only thing that should be approved. I am not and never will be a failure, because I know right from wrong.
homosexuality=sin.
Yeah, Lindsay should dump her
and be my girlfriend, thanks.
=]
so what? good for lindsay!
Micheal does have a point, but its just so wrong for her
1. Lindsay is the only lesbian I don't like. 2. Is Samantha a doper? I only see her in long-sleeved tops. What's wrong with her arms?
If she really is a lez, good for her. I hope shes happy and living her life the way she wants to.
I believe in God. I respect him. Let Lindsay be and love who she wants to love. Most people date men or women and don't come to figure out who they are until later in life. If you live your life with good intentions everyday I think that makes you a good person. I believe life is a lesson and we choose the paths in which we want to live them. We are given tools and books to make decisions to make life better and easier since we live in such a dammed earth .
I don't get it, after she fucked half of hollywood now she realizes she is a lesbian??
Lindsey lights on SaMANtha lights off.
If I could give Lindsey some of my good dick she would never want another man chick again….
check out my new shit coming out
Re: Dr. M said something about God not loving lesbians –
You make Christians look bad.
Cut it out.
Re: Ashley –
you equated murder with being gay.
you are america's most smartest.
i love the bible thumpers on the gossip blogs.
RULES!
thats right God does love lesbians. but she ugly.
Re: sam – you're smart
why should we waste our lives worried about being judged by the catholic churches and some man in the sky? doesn't make sense.
Re: rae – ok RAE show me in the bible where it says what you wrote. I think you are reading someone's else word and NOT GODS WORD. Ingorance is bliss…..dumb assssss
Perez is such a chicken afraid of MANdona, why doesn't he broadcast Mandonas lesbic side as much?
Lindsay lohan isnt a lezbian, lezbians are nearly always ugly, id say shes bisexual because shes pretty and she still likes guys. I think shes just looking for something new which is no problem.
It's cool if she is. I hope she talks about it then. More celebs need to admit it if they're gay. I wouldn't dislike someone just for being gay but I would if they were lying about being gay and fake-dating people to hide it. It's jerked-off to play people like that.
Re: Ashley – Ya know Murry I think she has no idea…ok you will not be friends with thieves or murderers yet the bible tells us to forgive and spread HIS word and to treat others the way we would want to be treated…forgiveness.. People are born gay PERIOD. its people like you who pick and choose what to follow who are the most hipacritical uneducated and quick to judge, You need to look in the mirror Ashley
she looks great. i cant wait for the homo revolution.
Why the engagement rumor? Even celeb gossip is getting predictable but I love the all the lesbians in the headlines these days either way.
Remember her "lesbian love letters" from rehab last year? This isn't new, it's been going on longer than Lindsay was with any man. Jesus, if you guys had any idea the stupid lies her camp put out in the past about men to cover up this relationship.
Michael Lohan denies he said that with OK! magazine.
Maybe he's lying, or maybe Dina Lohan sent the e-mail.
Where the hell is Lindsay, anyway? She should just admit it already, everyone will respect her for being honest.
LINDSAY LOHAN IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: repentdirtycat – ok then…you @#cksucker and swallower…now THATS NASTY!!!!
WHERE ARE ALL THESE BIBLE PEOPLE COMING FROM? WHO THE HELL WROTE THE BIBLE ANYWAY? WHERE DID ALL THE WOMEN BACK IN THE DAY GO THAT THEY HAD NO PLACE IN THIS BIBLE, WRITTEN BY MAN? THE ONLY ONE THAT SUPPOSEDLY SAW JESUS TURNED OUT TO BE A PROSTITUTE (IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE SHE WAS ONE!) AND FOR ALL THE LESBIAN HATERS THAT SAW DISGUSTING….GO SUCK SOME ^*CIK …AND SWALLOW IT! CUZ I KNOW ALL YOU STRAIGHT BITCHES GOTTA DO IT !!! NOW THATS SICK…
Re: Dr. M –
I agree #6 is right
lindsay can date me! fuck i'm wayyy better.
now maybe young girls who have unprotected sex may fear giving them up for adoption to lesbians and gays. sorry guys, but i never felt this way before until i started reading all these posts about homosexuality. I'm on the side of procreation. If too large a percentage of females and males stop procreating then we will have no one NEW to serve us. Military, Doctors, Librarians and chefs included. I'm not being cheeky, we need to have gerneration after generation of children. i don't know how i came to feel this way over such short a time, but i do.
"GOD" also frowns upon those who ALIENATE AND DISCRIMINATE against those who are different. Next thing you know you "God" obsessed idiots will be saying Black people "are the devils doing" or that East Asians are the devils right hand. DISCRIMINATION HURTS EVERYONE. It doesn't matter if she likes chicks or if the next person who posts after me is black, green, orange or "different" in any way. Get over yourselves.
some of you people are seriously fuck-tars…if you idiots are so anti-gay, and want to go bible thumping about being gay is a sin and other suck nonsense, maybe you should think about that fact that your reading celebrity smut posted by a GAY MAN! Get a fucking clue religo-whores!
whatever……as long as shes happy. She clearly was missing something in her life, and i'm glad that she has found whatever she was looking for.
oh and all you people who "claim" that the bible says something about gay men & women, which for one, is your interpretation, and for two, doesn't mean that every word of the bible is true. DO you really think that GOD would be unaccepting of people for choosing to love someone that happens to be the same sex as them? That is ridiculous. You people with your close-mindedness….anyways, you sound ignorant so you should think before you speak with absolute conviction. I believe that God would want us to be open to everyone, no matter who they are or what their sexuality is. IDIOTS!
You know, I can care less if she's a lesbian or not, to each their own and all that, but for fuck's sake, can't she pick someone pretty? That sam person looks like she's been rode hard and put back wet.
Re: Grace Kelly – your a ass !!!wat lesbians do you now cuz there are defininitly some hott and beautiful lesbians…including myself out there hahaha
Re: sam – AMEN SISTER!
Its probbly all an act like everything else shes done.
she sleeps with everyone why not get with the same sex. whatever makes her happy
wow… people hate gays because god does? really? i thought it was 2008. i suppose you all think knowledge is a sin as well, since being educated would make you at least question the bible… i would like to counter that it is ignorance and hate that is "bringing the world to an end" not people that are in love with eachother… what kind of bullshit world do we live in
Re: Dr. M – blah blah blah thats all crap life is short be happy!
stupid song
I prefer all of my Lesbians to resemble hard ass kicking truck drivers.
You can leave those fluff chicks for the dumb jock strap men that I have never appreciated in my love life. AMEN for the musky smelling hard
nose beaver Kings.
no one else wants her, shes been with all the men and they dumped her .
yoo crazy .
no one else wants her, shes been with all the men and they dumped her .
too crazy .
because she fucked all the men in hollywood and italy and england and………
new york and…………..
ARE YOU fucking SERIOUS…wow your stupidity is blinding..this is why AMERICAN society is coming to an end; not because of the gays, but because a society can only last so long when they teach you about nothing but jesus and bible bullshit. Guess what you ignorant fuckbag christian assholes, the bible is WORTHLESS and IRRELEVANT to today. You dumb american christians think gays are a recent phenomenon-GUESS WHAT-gays have been around..since..when? SINCE HUMANITY HAS EXISTED, in EVERY society. Yet youre too fucking dumb to look at the world and think critically and realize that there are many many walks to life, gay being one of them. For god sakes get your head out of the sand, there is more to life than the BIBLE which offers NOTHING but more stupidity, GET A LIFE and stop shoving your religious nonsensical BULLSHIT in our faces. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, there is no GOD, let alone a god really CARING if a person is gay!!! FUCK YOU LOSERS, HELL DOESNT EXIST, NOR DOES HEAVEN.
"god hates lesbians" i thought god loved everyone. oh wait, everyone means all those hypocrites out there who call themselves christians, and it excludes everyone else. let lindsay lohan be a lesbian if she really is. its none of your business. if samantha ronsan is a good influence on her, then great…its what someone like lindsay and all those troubled stars need - positive support. but i do think she could do a lot better. oh well…trash and treasure
God does not love lesbians perez…be a little more careful with your comments next time please..best wishes
NO SIN IS GREATER THAN ANOTHER,BEING GAY IS NO DIFFERENT THEN LYING
THEY ARE ALL FORGIVING.FUCKING DUMBASSES NO SIN IS GREATER THAN ANOTHER,BEING GAY IS NO DIFFERENT THEN LYING
THEY ARE ALL FORGIVING.FUCKING DUMBASSES NO SIN IS GREATER THAN ANOTHER,BEING GAY IS NO DIFFERENT THEN LYING
THEY ARE ALL FORGIVING.FUCKING DUMBASSES NO SIN IS GREATER THAN ANOTHER,BEING GAY IS NO DIFFERENT THEN LYING
THEY ARE ALL FORGIVING.FUCKING DUMBASSES
It's not a sin…sin and god are figments of society…we invented god…god didnt invent us….why dont you go read a few science books and take some anthropology courses. Gays and straights are common the world over, get over it already, christian idiots.
you're retarded…religion is man made you idiot and there is nothing in the bible relevant to today….why dont you also take a lesson in GRAMMAR before you post shit and expect people to take you seriously. Oh, but wait a minute, christians rarely have much intellectual skill anyways….so it's no surprise. LOL religious DUMBSHITS believing in nonsense who cant think for themselves.
THANK YOU Lara for posting the best comment on here.
I'm just not agree with these and more … but we live are in USA + EARTH and lots of freedom is outthere .. H E L L awaits for lots of people … (gay lesbians, etc..) i don't judge but I know it is the truth and we all know it but deny it and create our OWN WORDS about LOVE .. ”god” knows you and created man and woman .. we all know that .. but everytime people gets curiosity and to be honest they like same sex .. I just hope U understand if u r doing wrong or if u r doing good .. just keep in mind H E L L awaits you !! and is gonna b 4ever …
i loveee lindsayy!! forever a fan, people shouldn't judge her because dealing with her family issues i don't blame her for using drugs, especially if she is in the club atmosphere it sucks u in, and u kinda just go with it.
love u linds
He just wants to make money off her. Who cares if she wants to be a lesbian. It's her business. It's sad that entertainment has come down to this: movies aren't anything, tabloids are everything.
God doesnt hate anyone retards,
but im sure he definately does nottt approve
SHE NEEDS MY COCK IN HER MOUTH. saMANtha cant give her that.
I agree with Rammy…and please dont judge her choice of partner!
Perez you really need to read the bible.
God does not will homosexuality!!!!!
hey *Special* cause thats what you truly are lol…you are in the WRONG damn place to be talking about this "GOD" and how he doesnt like lesbians or gays…look around asshole…what site are you on again!?!?
CAN U SAY PR ???? seriously guys………..P fuckin R
omg, who believes the bible anyway? Idiots that's who. Get your own brain. God loves ALL. even you haters.