Kobe's Wife = Psycho
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Don't mess with this mess!!!
According to reports, ESPN.com reporter Laura Lane was cussed out recently by Mrs. Kobe Bryant, Vanessa, for commenting on that shiteous purple tutu that Mrs. Kobe wore the night he was presented the NBA MVP award.
Look at that purple mess!
How could it NOT be mentioned????
Lane recounted the run-in with the psycho baller's wife on her blog:
So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.
“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.
Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.
[More f-words ensue. Many more.]
I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”
Lane also attributes the outburst it in part to the "rumors" of Kobe screwing one of the Laker Girls — "a hotter version of his wife who is also named Vanessa" — who has suddenly vanished from the squad.
Wonder if we'll be seeing another ginormous rock on the finger of Vanessa (a la 'rape scandal' ring).
No more tutus, though.
K?
[Image via Getty Images.]
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* She looks like a 4 year old playing dress up *
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* I wouldn't let my child out in public dressed like that but in few years her girls *
* will tell mommy how stupid she looks.
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Teenage bimbo high school dropout gold-digging whore who sells her soul and V for bling. She'll be replaced by her equally idiotic immoral hubby/cheerleader "promoter."
Vanessa needs to chill out.
Re: Ren – you said you are blaming the nba championship loss on this girl who accused kobe of rape…what are you blaming the other lost championships on?????????
She is Garden Grove trailer trash and what was he thinking marrying her low class ass. She is disgusting. He should dump her but then there goes a lot of money. She must be such an embarrassment to him. Those poor little girls. No wonder Kobe is out screwing cheerleaders.
Uh she's Mexie, right? What else do you espect, any style?
If you had a lying cheating rapist evil bastard husband and you had to smile and defend him to the press, you'd crack up sooner or later, too!!
to all the readers just because shes a dumb slut dont label orange county with her dumb mexican ass for fuck sakes
This lady looks like a younger version of Cher… anyone see the resemblence?
The reporter is clearly a jerk - anyone who uses the response is "Excuuuse Me?" to feign innocence is a big fat jerk by definition. I'm 1000% sure that Vanessa is not the first person to throw the F bomb at Lane - so why pretend to be shocked?
who in their right minds would wear that?
she looks like a drag queen. btw, not insinuating that she's fat, but her upper body doesn't seem in sync with her lower body…if you know what i mean.
oh goodness… no wonder he cheated on her with a white girl.
Jeez. What the heck kind of mother or woman acts with such lack of class in the public eye? Especially in front of her children! Anybody who would seriously even consider wearing that kind of get-up…you already know something's wrong.
She should have put the tutu on the baby… Poor kids… I wonder what kind of stuff they hear at home if she talks like that in public.
That's really sad.
She looks like a HUGE douche bag in that tutu!
Money does not buy class - and that's more evident every day with this woman.
Really makes you think about pre nups. Psycho bitch.
that whore deserved to get cheated on AGAIN AND AGAIN!! wow who goes on like that about a stupid article what do u expect when ur husband is MVP and conatstly trust into the spotlight because she cant give him what he needs… some good lovin,
easy down bitch get a life and stick to playing "soccer mom". cussing is what u do best maybe thats y ur husband has to find pretty younger girls to spend his time with,
Re: Jordan –
She's not the brightest star, she's just a pretty moron. Who loves to shop. And pop out kids. What else is she going to do with her life?
EXACTLY!
He married and had spawn with a trashy whore…and someone is surprised by her showing in public?!
Alaaaa.. I'm mexican and very insulted at the moment because you all are blaming Vanessa's style on being Mexican. Osea, todos ustedes son unos babosos, pendejos, odiosos y mas porque estan aqui y para acabarla a unos ni siquiera les gusta Kobe …hahah woo.. go Lakers!!!! I am so excited for tonight
Awyyy i can't wait. mwak! bye pendejitos!!
you all are a bunch of haters!dont be mad cuz she has her sh*t goin on… obviously you all dont know couture bitches!
All you bitches talking about people getting fucked up in high school don't know shit.
Maybe try coming at someone yourself, instead with 20 friends. That's nothing to be proud of.
You'd think that his wife would have enough sense to dress approipriately for the occaison (honestly, that purple piece of shit isn't right for ANY occaison!!). She knew she was going to get photographed, why does she want to make a spectical out of herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This chick is crazy - we live in Newport Coast and she always drives around with her hand out of the car to show off her "rape scandal" ring - what a joke.
AGGGGHHHHH
those boots are $1700 and she's wearing them with a TUTU?!
I am ashamed to own them now.
Hahaha! who told her that tutu and mop of black hair looked nice? ’cause they LIED!
She shouldn't be talking like that in front of the kiddos…