How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Mariah Carey
Mimi throws out the ceremonial first pitch before a Japanese professional baseball match between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles at the Tokyo Dome on Wednesday.
1) She should really burn all her clothes from the Glitter era.
2) She should return those shoes to the hooker on Santa Monica and Highland that she stole them from.
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3) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 10:30 am




Perez is that the best you could do? She look damn good to me and she can wear what ever she wants!!! This why girls get bad body image of themselves. Remember girls who is saying this a fat gay guy with pink hair. Enough said!!!!
Good God, Perez! You are such an asshole. You are the last person to be talking about anyone's body, especially one that is so fit and toned. She's practically perfect, you fat slob with absolutely no taste. You always have something negative to say about Mariah or Jessica, no matter what they do, wear, say. Shut the fuck up! There are plenty of sloppy non-talented sluts to pick on. Leave her alone.
Whats Wrong With Her Thighs??? She looks great, I don't understand the need to nitpick. She always dresses the 'mariah' way, it wouldnt be Mariah if she didn't
her body looks amazing, it's people like you who criticize the most miniscule things that make everyone in hollywood so superficial… and people who are overweight like yourself should not point fingers!
yes, her outfit is trashy!
She is deff hot for her age, but she comes off as very self concious and imature. She wants people to comment about how good she looks so she walks around half naked. Mariah is deff not classy, and I think her thunder thighs cant be helped!
Yes, Mariah, stop eating immediately!! Perez thinks you are fat and he obviously is the voice of reason. I would be more bothered by your constant criticism of celebrities' weight if it wasn't blatant jealousy. I love the ad for Chili's bottomless express lunch right plastered all over your blog.
her outfit is crazy, but don't hate on her legs! girl is looking good for an old lady!
I think it is absolutely hilarious, everyone who criticizes Perez based off of comments he makes on his site. Who cares? Obviously if you read his stuff, you can't be too much of a hater. He had to get popular somehow, and cut throat comments at celebs is how he did it; I'm sure then nobody knew what he looked like, or even questioned it. Plus, he's made goals to get healthy the right way. I gotta give him props, he's doing way better than I would be.
If your mom wore this, wouldn't you be embarrassed? Looks sort of sad, pathetic and teetering on desperate for a woman her age. She needs some style, like Madge! Someone call What Not To Wear, I hear they are doing a cougar pop star episode!
Tommy Mottolla really broke her, didn't he? Sad.
wow perez grow up. you legs are not even close to hers! she is hot and has a beautiful body way in shape. so shut up fat ass
LMFAO!
Yeouch!
you're a FAT MISOGYNIST
OOoooh Mariah must be in Japan getting ready for the MTV Japan 2008 Music Awards in a few days!
Good for her, and all you haters and fat slobs are just jealous.
I can agree with the outfit, but I think her thighs look fine….coming from someone who isn't exactly in shape himself says a lot.
Re: mirror – Well said !!!!!!!
Misogynist Misogynist Misogynist YR A DAMN SHAME
And seriously she is beautiful and has not one wrinkle are you all mad cause she isn't driving an SUV with saddlebags and mom hair lol
her thighs?? are you kidding?? the clothes are horrible, but she looks great. stop expecting everyone in hollywood to look like a chiseled toothpick.
LOL Mimi is almost 40 stop dressing cute it gets disgusting after a certain age!!!although she does have a bangin body I agree
Perez, you always see things the way I do. Although we love MC, come girl get a new stylist! GEEEZZZZ! YUK! She should dress her age or somewhat close to her age???
She looks ridiculous! She can try dressing down in sneakers for a ball field for once. She also needs to do away with the side pose it's starting to look ridiculous!
GEESH, WHAT A WHORE!
Perez, seriously, stop it with women's bodies. If you are trying to position yourself as someone who cares about other humans (through charities) then shut up! Make fun of their hair, their outfit, their career…but mocking their bodies is over done. What are you? An ESPN or FOX news blog?
Age inappropriate as usual.
Her body is gorgeous– can't deny that. But those clothes are definitely straight out of the juniors section at sear's… they look cheap!
God, that woman just does not even know how tacky and trashy she looks. Ugh
First of all, that look is so 80's. If she wants to dress sexy, I can think of hundreds of outfits that would have made her look much better. Besides, she is way too old to be dressing like my 5 year old daughter, minus those horrendous hooker sandals. She may think she looks sexy, but she is dating herself with that look.
Um, who are you to judge someones thighs? Weight and body image is the one thing YOU shouldn't criticize Perez…until you rock a bod that hot anyway
Are you really going to talk about how someone else's body should be? And I don't even like her.
Once again, insecure Mariah. Let's pose while we throw the first pitch. That's EXACTLY how I stand when I throw a baseball.
I can't wait until she's in her 40s trying to do that.
you should be careful making wisecracks about someone else's weight, mario. her thighs look fine, and while you use the pathetic defense mechanism of shitting on yourself and your own flaws before anyone else can/does, maybe you should shut your mouth for three seconds and think before you speak. you obviously feel insecure about your weight since you broadcast that you're dieting all the time, and working out, and determined to look good on the beach this summer, etc….and good for you! but obviously being an asshole is what sells, so even though YOU of all people know what its like to *fluctuate* in the weight area, you'll still keep making your snarky comments in an effort to be funny. god knows if she ever gave you the time of day to meet her, you would whore yourself out and kiss her ass…you're such a SUPERSTAR perez.
are you kidding?! her thighs are fine. she's a size TWO for goodness sake!
please stop promoting impossible female body images
HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE IS OLDER AND HER SKIN ISN'T AS FIRM AND TIGHT AS IT USE TO BE, CAUSING HER THIGH SKIN TO LOOK SAGGY AND HANGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS STILL HOT AND I WOULD ROCK THAT OUTFIT ANY DAY!
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Are you serious?! Her thighs need some work….????? and you wonder why celebs are going to their size zero's when people like you make harsh comments that aren't true!!!!! maybe you should look at yourself before you comment on how other people look.
maria u r tooooo fat to b wearing shorts u look like a white ninja turtle nick cannon should stretch u u r too short n stucky
seriously HUGE feet
Seriously, Perez, that's just irresponsible. Isn't this site number one among some population of young girls? How dare you?
Mariah looks fierce batter up boys
In the immortal words of Christian Sirriano: She is a HOT TRANNY MESS!!!
omg…this woman annoys the crap out of me…she has the look/attitude of a real annoying diva!! grrr
It's a baseball game ass wipe
you know..coming from a very obese …big faced… strange haired…ugly on the inside and out guy… you really shouldnt throw stones… she looks so hot… work on the thighs my ass… rofl.. you are the biggest ass face on the planet…
She looks like one of those nasty New YoRicans. When is the "ho chic" look going to fade out? Que asco!!
Oh shut the fuck up, Perez. Seriously. Dogging on her thighs?! Are you KIDDING ME?
You all F****ng Crazy She is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dissing clothes and that Hot bod??? You MUST be gay.
anyone else notice how FLAT her butt looks?! ew.
and why does she always have to POSE AWKWARDLY in order to look good? just relax, girl, you'll look much better if you're not trying so hard!!!
I would'nt give that ugly, high yellow bitch $20 for a blowjob
Well said, Perez. She looks a tad unproportional. And yes, I'm one of those skinny bitches you "thick" (AKA: Fat) girls hate. 5'3 and 100 lbs. Toned and sexy. She should definately tone the thighs a bit, and stop dressing like a whore. She's like 40 for Christ's sake! Yikes!
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SHE NEEDS A NEW MIRROR !
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.She did say she is still a kid at heart - why not keep dressing like one.
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I think she looks great and I do not buy her music.
She seems nice and she can sing.
Unlike Aborter Madonna.
ON THE THIGHS? Are you kidding me? She's bangin hot and her thighs are so SKINNY! She couls add some love to the thighs and she'd still be a 10- even with that terrible outfit!
I don't ever comment and I don't love Mariah, but that was just WRONG dood.
Why does this woman continue to dress like she is 18. She has a great body, but she is not a kid. It makes her look like a hooker.
While I'll admit she is the thinnest she has been in years, there is no escaping the fact that she just can't get rid of those dimply, thick thighs.
I think she's a hottie as is. No thigh problems imo!
hey…she married a black dude…she has to keep that junk!!!
Perez ain't lyin. I love Mariah but she needs a new stylist and a new hairdresser ASAP! I can't believe w/ the amount of $ this girl has, she's still wearing 90's outfits. You can still look hot and sexy and have clothes on that actually come from this era. She's like stuck in time.
Wow, shocker! You mean she doesnt look perfect when she's not airbrushed?!! Imagine that….
Her stylist needs to be fired and banned from the fashion industry IMMEDIATLEY. Mariah dresses like a 15year old tramp not a multimillionare artist.
I agree with the clothes…they've gotta go. But her thighs?? They're fine. Quit being such a bitch.
Re: Skinny – I bet your "toned and sexy" body is making up for your "pretty" (AKA: FUGLY) face and your "sweet" (AKA: revolting) personality. Oh, and by the way, truly beautiful girls have natural self-esteem and don't have to post random comments on celebrity gossip websites saying "I'm hot." Because that's a sure sign that you know you're not!
Mariahs legs are not attractive at all and her fans claim she has the best in the biz…..cough* Tina Turner *cough. I still laugh about this.
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and don't get me started on her sense of style or lack of! I AM OFFICALLY EMBARRASSED FOR HER!
We Madonna fans should start a website called SAVE FASHION FROM MARIAH.COM or WHAT HAS MARIAH DONE TO FABRICS.COM or Better yet
WHY DOES MARIAH ALWAYS LOOK LIKE FASHION ROADKILL.COM
She looks like a PUTA!
"The thigh are"??? Are you kidding?! She's in great shape, there is nothing wrong with her figureat all!
Thighs? Seriously? You might as well tell her to go anorexic because her body type at a normal weight has thighs. What kind of message are you sending out to women?
U.G.L.Y
Will someone please tell this woman she's almost 80 and to start dressing a little more appropriate.
Perez…have you looked in the mirror at your fat ass lately?? Are you kidding me..you onlly wish your thighs could look that good. I can't believe how vain people are. I think it's time people grow up and learn not to focus just on looks.
thigh area? look at her face area, that's where she needs to get a lot of work done!
She always looks like a cheap pornstar. Why does she dress like that? Does not matter if you have the body for it or not its just cheap end trashy.
Her legs look great! You’re jealous Perez because you want to be able to ware that outfit
and can’t because you’re FAT.!!!
Not to mention that SHITEOUS makeup face!
Dang Perez - here wardrobe may be questionable but there is not a single thing wrong with those thighs! Most of us could only dream our body looked like that…………….
She seriously is the most annoying person in entertainment……the very look of her is just beyond rediculous….always fucking posing…..KNOCK IT OFF YOU 40 YEAR OLD MESS
STFU Perez, you're one to talk. Maybe YOU should focus on offing yourself already, because honey, you will never look half as good as Mariah does.
wow. disgusting. no one over the age of 25 should wear daisy dukes or miniskirts with the exception of professional models who get paid to do so.
i kinda wish her breakdown wouldve snowballed and landed her in the looney bin for a few years…
Re: Skinny –
hey skinny, the reason you're 5'3 and 100 pounds is because you're lacking in the brains department, dipshit. the word "definately" is actually spelled d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING ! SHE JUST LOOKS SORTA FREAKY IN A BAD WAY. POOR THING. SHE NEEDS TO CLEAN IT UP. TRASH WHORE.
RE: Skinny
BB why don't you go DIAF, kthx. I'm sure that you're some 550 pound miserable old lady who needs to feel good about herself by claiming on the ~Intranetz~ that you're a "skinny bitch" that people are jealous of. News flash bb, anorexia is OUT; curves are in. So either way, go kill yourself please.
she looks great for her age but she really needs a new stylist
Her thighs look great! You have been extra-catty lately PER. Bring in the claws a little!
Perez you asshole…. what's wrong with her thighs? their fine you shit ass (and this comment is coming who isn't even keen on on Mariah) Maybe you should focus on writing stuff that is actually true
Would someone - ANYONE - please tell this bitch that she is NOT HOT!!!!!
she is so annoying!!! she looks like a hamster… really isn't pretty.. and can't sing! plus the horrific outfit she has on..does she not have any brain cells! this is all
jeeez this is bad. bad bad bad mimi and i'm talking about your make-up/hair/sunglasses/outfit…oh wait, that would be ALL of you
…i'm takin away Nick's 'brotha' card; how on earth could he want a flat-butt, trailer-park lookin skank like her?
She IS in good shape tho; stop hatin Perez.
wow perez, ur a dick, she looks fine, her thighs are fine shut up
Re: Megs1187 – u r a stupid fucking ptece of shit. shut your stupid fucking mouth or let mario put his caca covered cock down your throat so u r gagged and cant speak. your comments r not worth more than a blood soaked tampon outta oprahs snatch!
She's fat and bad at hiding it.
Re: Mel –
I AGREE COMPLETELY HOLY CRAP!!!!!! WEAR SOME PANTS MIMS
Her body looks GREAT, but I agree, she is always dressed like a hoochie. She doesn't need to try so hard to be sexy, she always comes off looking trashy. She needs to hire a good stylist.
HATER! you WISH your thighs looked as good as hers!
Re: Megs1187 – u think u r so fucking smart but ur a fucking piece of shit stuck to the back of the shitter at the local truck stop. mario is a fat spic who spews bullshit out of his sperm recepticle
her calves are as big as her thighs are as big as her butt!
you guys need to stop trippin!!!
i agree with #11 [denise]she gives good advice!
see …she dosnt hate!
unlike that other stupid ass bitch
#47 [lisa]duuude your fucken stupid
i bet you will try to atleast look pretty
when your that old!!!
your just jelous cause you aint got nuthing
like that this i bet your fucken 12 year ass
is all snobby…;fucken skanky ass bitch !!!
and w/out perez you [bitch]
wouldnt be seeying this shit
so if you aint gonna say something nice
dont fucken say nuthin at all!!!alright
get it, got i? good!
keep your stupid ass mouth shut
before you got shot in the kisser
biotch:/
Oh man, I would so lick up those legs and put it in her butt!
Only a fat ugly gay man would criticize Mariah's hot ass….