How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Mariah Carey
Mimi throws out the ceremonial first pitch before a Japanese professional baseball match between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles at the Tokyo Dome on Wednesday.
1) She should really burn all her clothes from the Glitter era.
2) She should return those shoes to the hooker on Santa Monica and Highland that she stole them from.
and
3) The calves are bangin' but maybe she should focus a little more on the thigh area!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 10:30 am
well, my ass would love her body, she is beautiful , its the outfit that is not cute and makes her look old.
Hell, that's her look, so whatever, it's working for her. Besides, her legs are amazing, she looks lovely, has nice muscle definition on her inner thigh (something most people don't) so make up your mind, are people "too thin" or "need to work on". Please, Mariah looks fantastic.
in the owrs of the late Great Notorious BIG " Mariah Carey….Kinda Scary" hahahha
SHE SO FABB
when she gets a spray on tan there is real gold dust in the tan spray!!! SHES AN EFFEN WALKING TALKING GOLD STATUE
what are you dusted with??? NOTINGGG cuz ya broke!111
fatty fat fat the pig whore with the fat face. Mooooooooooo
I agree with everything you said, Perez, except that her thighs look fine. You can see muscle definition and not cellulite, but maybe your fag ass has forgotten what a woman's body is supposed to look like. But you forgot to mention her face, nothing sexy about it.
So not cute… take your hello kitty ass to a new stylist b/c this shit ain't workin'.
duuuude!you alll need to chill!!!
especially #7 you fucken perv. bitch
man dude you and some other bitches
whom i dont like i bet your a fucken
dumb ass little nerd who trying to look
for some!!!you dont even know what to say
trying to act cool && shit
dude your not even cool
i bet half of the girl here think your all
fucken ugly!!!~ notice that that aint cute
i bet you have a minny dick!
why donmt you do me a favor
&&shove this up your ass
8===================3
or do you need a bigger one???
make you choice
i bet your bitch ass like some inchges more
give it up girls!!!!!!be a man
and walk away!@!!
perez is for girl!
fag bag!
She is in good shape. I don't see anything wrong with her thighs but the outfit is horrible. I don't think short shorts look appropriate anywhere except the beach, gym or swimming pool no matter how toned your legs are. Let the cheerleaders wear the short shorts. On anyone else it looks like you are trying too hard.
Mimoo needs to realize she's ALMOST FORTY, not 20 like she pretends to be. Gross. She's a total Butterface.
Mariah looks cute and sexy!!! She has the best legs in the industry!
Re: fuckfa – It's absolutely hilarious that you call me a stupid piece of shit but you can't even type out the entire words, you or are. Also, learn some new adjectives other than stupid and fucking. Your comment makes you sound uneducated and ridiculous, you're obviously a waste of space and our world would be a better place without you.
she`s always so trashy she `ll always dress like a hore
money doesnt buy class!!!
Why are you criticising her thighs?!? She looks AMAZING….I'd kill to have thighs like that!
fat cunt.
I hate her so much
Re: fuckfa – Oh honey, I know I'm smart. I don't need you to tell me that, "I think I am." I'm sorry, are my words to big for you to understand? I have some advice for you, grow up and take a grammar class or two.
Re: gracie –
Ok, gracie, you've made your point. You've obviously just learned a whole new bunch of swear words, and are practising your gangsta-bitch pose.
We get it.
sorry, but i would settle for madonna anyday.
She is so over exposed now. The stupid commericals, talk shows, pictures on the celeb sites. It is getting to the point where you can stand seeing her, and I'm actually a big fan.
Shut up about her thighs..you have no right to say anything look at yourself!
Mariah,
The 90s are over. Matter of fact this decade is almost over.
yes the outfit is horrendous. no doubt but that, however..
i am going to pretend i didnt read that last part.
work on her thights? lets get serious. perez i am a fan, but you are one of many people who should NOT be making criticisms about someones body. mariah gas been in the game for ages and has always looked GREAT. she is not a lanky lean 20 year old anorexic actress. she is a woman. she has curves. and she looks awesome
looks like everyone else on here agrees with me as well..
As the saying goes in Spanish: Aunque se vista de seda, mono se queda.
Perez, I know you are gay because you are bagging on her fashion, so I'll cut you some slack, but she looks amazing. That is the finest piece of ass on the planet.
she looks awesome! who are you to criticize? you need to get off of your high horse and stop critiquing everybody based on their looks, how shallow are you?
i think that you have guts to criticize her thighs. clearly you dont look in the mirror that often bc more than your thighs could us a little work.
she should also ditch the sunglasses glued to her face
it's so cheesy. Does she constantly have to have her legs and tits out?
And for you Perez, you need an entire body transplant.
She's beautiful, but she need to look more classy sexy instead of trashy sexy….i know she can do it….
It's high time she got a stylist!!!
Can you imagine having that much money, and designers at your reach, and you wear THAT!?! think of the possibilites to re-invent yourself… The hair the makeup, the clothes!!!
She's just stuck in her tacky 90's style… time for a makeover!
Re: jammie – That's hillarious! Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
1. Leave my girl alone.
2. She is in Japan….all those crazy ass fans love those hello kitty come to life outfits….and yellow too.
3. Leave my girl alone.
4. Her thighs are bangin ass well… And Glitter was not the trainwreck that so many people seem to think. I loved it. You produce a movie and an album simultaneously while going through personal turmoil and see how well you do.
5. Leave my girl alone.
6. I love you Mariah! Fuck these haters.
The Mariah that I am seeing has evolved from a black wanna be to somebody who totally embraces the trashy black culture and all the negative aspects of it. Just look at how she dresses - it's really not mainstream and it's ghetto trash! Poor Mariah - she obviously does not know how to dress after all these years.
what does she do with all her money?! does she just spend it on an person to hold her glass of water?? she looks so trashy!!!!!!!
she needs a stylist ALL THE TIME!! she has to stop wearing those kind of cloth, there's other ways to show you have a great body WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Well just because some people wouldn't wear an outfit like that doesn't mean that she shouldn't be able to.
Mimi is loaded (except in the a**) That needs some work. squats?
them chickens are ash and i'm lotion????…..bitch is ashy and needs lotion!!! is it just me or what!! i mean i've never seen a woman try so hard to be a woman! she overly exaggerates her walk, her poses …she is pathetic…..grow up already you are as pathetic as pam anderson-can't realize that you are getting older and should have something else to offer the world than your stupid right-sided face shots and pathetic over dramatized walk l..and how about that stupid laugh she contantlhy throws out ther??? she annoys the hell out of me i would love to throw that ball smack between her eyes! peace love and recyc le everyone
oh fuck off Perezita..the woman is 38! Granted her wardrobe doesn't reflect that but her body is bangin'…you should be so lucky and you're only 30
SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!! GO MIMI!!!
theres nothing wrong with her thighs she looks great!!!!
Leave women alone! We don't say stuff about your blubber!
she looks a hot mess.
but perez her thighs are fine. and comments like that are what lead to anorexia. you're trying to lose weight yourself, can't you understand how demeaning those comments are.
Why does she always have to dress like a hooker??????????? If it's not something low cut (which it usually is to show off her big fake boobs), then it's something super short!
i can't stand mariah…even tho we share the same birthday…ugh!!! but her legs and body look great these days. what's your problem? maybe you should hit the gym….? just an idea…
Re: Megs1187 – its obvious i am uneducated coz i troll on websites like marios which r meaningless n make comments in the comment section about stupid fucking pieces of shit like u. come suck a sperm coverd piece of shit outta my tight lil ass-cunt
Perez- it's getting harder and harder to back you up these days. I hope you realize that on July 4th if you are any less than Marc Jacobs quality you are going to be torn to shreds. And the truth is- you do care. You wouldn't be making such a big deal out of it all if you didn't.
As for Mariah- it's her shtick, whatdoyawant? It sure aint my thing, but it's hers. Who cares, if nothing else it's amusing. Just like your shtick is looking like an overgrown slightly angsty, but mostly just trendy teenager. (also totally not my thing, but whogivesuhh)
Oh thats not nice! I agree on her clothes but not her legs. She's got great legs! leave her alone!
whats wrong with her thighs????!! LAME
hard knotty thighs are not cute , perez. lol i mean… none of the straight guys i know want a girl with no softness about them. plus there is absolutely nothing wrong with her thighs anyway…
Trailer trash. Like I always say about her, it's obvious that all the money in the world cannot buy class or taste.
what a Ho! needs to dress her age….her album is flopping all over the world…even skeletor Madonna is outselling her fat ass across the globe and her album is considered to be underperforming. Duffy doing her as well.
I've really lost my interest in this lame-ass website. It used to be funny and entertaining. Now it's just mean and boring.
I thought shirts that showed off your stomach went outta style a few years ago? Time to act your age Mariah.
there is nothing wrong with her thighs. if anything you should be worrying about your fat ass thunderthighs. go eat a twinkie.
Perez your fat ass wouldnt even get fucked in prison.
thank u …. thank u thank u Perez! I love the mariah bashing . please dont stop !
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
SHE LOOKS NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!!!
I think she looks great!! (considering how she used to look) but come on!! Dont make fun of her thighs!!! I mean her outfit needs work and especially them hooker heels DO NOT go with!! Other then that I think her BODY is fabulous!!!! She looks great!!!
What the heck Perez? I love ya, but your so wrong about Mimi. She looks fab as always and who cares about her thighs? I would kill to have that body (you know you would too). She is actually a real human being, scuse her for not being twig.
Can you bring back a LESS desperate POPSTAR?
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
uhhh shes a size 2
she looks like a total whore. it makes me feel so sorry for women who try to dress like teenagers when they're clearly too old for the look… but this is just stupid.
plus, her smug, holier-than-thou, hotter-than-thou attitude is really irritating.
Perez… like your fat ass can even talk at least Mariah looks hot and not like a $2 capp street whore
ok fat douche knuckle.your criticizing other folks constantly.have you heard or looked at yourself?you look like you stink like strange dick armpit farts and spooky mayonaise.i bet even the gays think your too fruity to be gay.you look like that villain "buddy pine/syndrome" from the incredibles.your uncomfortable to look at fuck boy.i bet your a disinfo agent/gov. shill paid to keep the sheeple occupied on the fuckin antics of all those ass fucks in hollywood.i bet thats why you went to that dinner in washington so they can congradulate you on keeping the americans busy with bullshit while real life altering ordeals are happening right now.world food shortage,outright lies from the gov. and of course pres. candidates,weather modification,msm fogging our brains with edited lies,etc.wake the fuck up!not to mention always talking shit.your time will come sloppy ass golobulous looking maladroit mother fucker.giant retard looking 13 year old.
I don't really like her, but Perez is an idiot for saying something is wrong with her thighs…they look great.
you r so 2faced.. u say all this crap about celebs and dissing them.. but then wen u meet them ur lyk ”omg omg omg! i love you!” !!!!! :@
she looks good but why does she dress like that ?? shes in her 30's!!
argh! im sick and fucking tired of watching this girl act and dress like shes a fucking 5 yr. old girl in her hooker mom's closet!
honestly, perez i agree with u 100%, bitch needs to also fucking FIREEEEEEE her stylist!!! and/or not always wear sunglasses, especially when shes dressing herself, which would explain her horrible fashion sense…
Let's see YOUR thighs you fat fu*k
You work out for a few weeks and you think you have the right to scrutinize other people's bodies?
stop being such a pri*k
Perez you are one dumb sob….her legs look great and she's still hot….you need to check a couple of mirrors before you go criticizing others….you weigh a good 250 and a hoof
Perez you are right this woman is in serious need of a make-over! Her hair and clothes scream early 90's. That huge closet and this is the only thing she could come up woth to wear?
She got a white girl booty…LOL
her thighs look fine, but overall it's another example of the fact that all the money in the world can't buy class!!!
She needs to buy some ass to make those tits she bought look more balanced.
SHE IS AN IDIOT!!!
While I don't care for her outfit- -she is dressing for the crowd in JAPAN. (Have you seen the outlandish and tiny clothing the fashionable girls wear there? She looks tame in comparison.)
However she has managed to do it- -dieting, surgery, or LOVE- -her figure looks great. She is in her late 30's and is posing in tiny shorts in a harshly lit stadium (without her infamous re-touchers Perez) and she pulls it off. Must be all that love she's gettin from her fine young husband;) Face it: You're just jealous Perez!
You obviously don't own a mirror, Perez. You fat, ugly dumbass.
Criticizing a woman's weight for not slim but not slim enough is sending an extremely dangerous and irresponsible message, especially when coming from someone with as much influence on youth as yourself.
She looks good to me.
Aww c'mon Barney! Every gay guy in America loves this outfit but you. People have worn less flatering attire to throw out a pitch. And why are we so concerned about japan? Is it because they own a large share of America? Who should have thrown out the pitch? Amy Winehousestein? Kristin Dunst? Britney?
Thats what happens when a Homosexual comments on a females looks
cute.
pink, yet lavender.
Perez, who the hell are you to comment on her thighs? Your fat ass is probably covered in cellulite. Her thighs are shapely & look great, even in trashy clothes.
What the heck is wrong with her thighs?!? Most people would kill to have legs like that, and you're acting like there's something wrong with them? That's messed up.
perez - she looks good! despite her bad choice of her top. are you seriously going to say that she needs to work on her thighs?
excuse me? why wouold say that her thighs need work? you disgust me sometimes. please, continue making fun of her outfit, but don't say anything about anyones body. she's almost 40! who's elses thighs look like that at 40?
i didn't know cows could throw a baseball.
heyy i have those shorts!
Hint: that's what happens to EVERY woman's thighs when they get OLD. If anyone says otherwise, they're LYING.
Wow…MiMi looks amazing and who are you to call her fat, Perez "2 ton" Hilton. Get over it.
You should talk Perez.
The problem with Mariah's look (ALWAYS) is that its too manufactured. The hair looks too fake, she wears toooooo much make up, she is too (fake) tanned, her tits are fake, her ass is fake, and her grin is phony-looking. Has anyone ever seen her genuinely laugh? Yet shes always got that cheeky fake smile on.
And yes her ass is fake. Her ass was ironing board flat until it became fashionable to have a booty… when JLo became popular.
NO, NO….that look is cute if you are 21…..she does not have the body to pull that off…she looks like a prostitute.
GET ANOTHER STYLIST ALREADY!
She looks like a hooker from the '80's!
Her body is great…her clothing choices suck!
she looks hot…her thighs are beautiful…you're a crackhead perez
First of all, perez you are the last muther fucker that should be criticizing someone's weight. Second of all, she looks the best she has in awhile. It's people like you that make girls look in the mirror and judge themselves (thighs) and then starve because they "need more work." And lastly, if you were really so up-to-date and fashion educated you would be well aware that her platform sandals are in right now…i.e. cannes film festival.
perez, you know you'd hit it, even though you're gay.
oye mijito, just let her live out her inner Chonga