If You Are Easily Offended…
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The new issue of Us Weekly.
We're feeling nauseous!

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
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If You Are Easily Offended…Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK HERE! The new issue of Us Weekly. We're feeling nauseous!
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
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she is a moron!
She just wants his money!
Does anyone like her or give a shit about her and her reject "boyfriend"
Vomit.
I think I just vomited in my mouth
PUKE!
Es gilipoyas no?
Dumb is dumb,isnt she?
wow…I am overwhelmed with excitement.
she is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY! SHE LOOKS LIKE MR.ED WITH BALLOONS FOR BOOBS. HIDEOUS.
wait…heather had an affair?!!?!?!??!?!
BARF!!!!!!!!!
They are soo desperate for attention now that their 15 minutes is coming to a close end, that they are willing to do ANYTHING to stay in the public eye. They are disgusting and need to be shut OUT of Hollywood once and for all. She is talentless and hideous. He isn't any better. Ughhh stop giving them front page stories already for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THEM!!!!!
I'm not too sure she's smart enough to even know what a wedding is.
gag me with a chainsaw…
She is probably one of the stupidest people around. I give it 6 months. They won't make it long enough for an actual divorce… Just the annulment
I swear, what an effing idiot
Thanks, Stupid idiot, for setting back women. Go cheerlead for NOROEVWADEMcCain&able you useless twat. Cant even speak your name~ lest it ruin All Heidis, for me, forever.
Is she even smart enough to know what a wedding is?
I love how she's in a tanktop, and you can even see the top of her pants! She doesn't even have on a dress! Not even gonna mention the "veil" they pulled out of the costume bin!
Anything for some publicity! they will be married and then have the divorce of the century…or at least try to make it that big. Im sure they will blame it all on Lauren!
UGH! Heidi looks like a man. She looks like the son in the that moview "Mask" with Cher. Maybe Spencer will give her a real engagement ring this time and not some thousand dollar ring from Ice.
I've been gone for awhile but I'M BACK!!!!
Heidi has Horseteeth!!!
first of all it blows my mind how a girl this young has had SOOOO many plastic surgery procedures and shes still ugly as hell. she looks like a freakin degenerate bobble head. secondly, how are all these hos famous…oh because they have rich daddys? Celebreties used to actually have talent once in history and that is how they got famous in the first place. Our young girls dont idolize talent or skill anymore. they idolize a country full of empty, talentless, superficial, daddy rich sluts. Heidi Montag needs to die or something. she sucks really bad. Shes an embarassment to every all american girl out there
Is their media hype slipping? Thi is just another spoilt, attention-seeking little madam who needs to realise what a marriage actually entails, rather than using it to drain the last 30 seconds out o her 5 minute "career". BTW can you see the dollar signs in her eyes?!
ewww i hate heidi and spencer, they should fall off a cliff and die somewhere
team lauren!
PLEASE BRING BACK XTINA!
thats fucking disgusting
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY BUY THIS SHIT??? I DON'T GET IT.
Who really gives a shit about this dumb whore. I don't and I don't watch her show and wish she would go away.
wtf?! this makes me want to barf
Spencer's a douche
They completely, utterly, 100% DESERVE each other. Let's be grateful they aren't out dating others and infecting other gene pools.
Cruel trick, Perez. Puke me a river.
She is so stupid!!!! Not to mention she can't sing and she CANNOT act to save her life, oh and her Heidiwood line PUULLEEEZZZZZEE!!!!!!!Hooker anyone?
Skank! HAHA what an idiot .. and all the proof of the cheating and what ever else he's done is all on the previous episodes.. what the fuck is with that I mean who does that? LMAO.
What happened to her teeth, did she get veneers too?!
WTF is wrong with Heidi?!
Yeah yeah yeah, she's an attention whore and craves the spotlight, but DAMN girl, you could make headlines with a hotter guy who's NOT a douchebag.
vh1 should give her a dating show. that way it can flop and she can go away
So, I used to read Us Weekly—when I lived at home and my mom subscribed. This magazine is screwing there audience base; I don't give a shit about this bitch [and I try to consciously avoid actually reading anything you write about her in the hopes that if everyone does, people will stop paying attention to her] and neither does my 50-something year old mother. These two get enough $$ from MTV, stop giving them yours.
grosssssss, gag me with a spoon!
LOL HAHAHA .. what a dumb bitch… just wants publicity
Seriously, horse teeth and her obnoxious "boyfriend" need to just stop. I wish Perez and US weekly would just stop "reporting" about them. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM.
ugh gross…seriously?!? Will the paparazzi and media and everyone else on the planet just ignore these idiots already?
Everytime I see them I die a little inside.
what has she done to her face??
Her and Spencer look like brother and sister!
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!?!?!?!?
I hate her I LovE LAUREN CONRAD !
She is so fucking stupid total Z lister!!
OMG Heidi is an idtiot!
Why would anyone put up with a jackass, aka spencer..
I tell you Heidi needs to STFU already.
Nobody gives a rats ass!
they're the only magazine that cares about that couple. notice how they have had a series (like 4 covers of heidi) but nobody else has…hmmm? theyre probably getting lots of money for this.
Perez shut up you suck them both off every time you see them… you are all buddy buddy with them, horse face's dick is probably bigger than yours and spencers
yuckkk what a perfect couple - they are both ugly like fuckin WHOAAAAAAAAA and they're both a couple of douche bagz so good 4 them 4 getting back together - let the uglies unite !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little…no, my bad its a lot
oh. my. god.
DUMB BROAD!!!!!!!!!
when will she&he ever DIE already???? if they even step foot into a church, they will probably instanteously combust, here's hoping!
Speidi it's everywhere… please stop this.. i couldn't care less :S
loser,skank,not pretty at all,in 10 yrs shell be tryin to sell her implants for food. hate herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. and him. so wak
please.. will someone just do away with her? it hurts to look at them..
BARFFFFFFFF!!!
Will Big Brown be the best man?
shes so stupid and is it just me or dos it look like she walks as if she has a stick up her ass? shes so stupid she needs to go away he should boycott the hills til they get rid of her shes nasty and a hoe
love you lotz perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAME WHORE!
Her hair's pretty, but her face is another story
Nononononononono. Aren't this bitches fifteen minutes up yet?
Get a real job, girl…
Wow this is even worse than her coming out about her nose job and fake tits!
Point proven that the lights are on, just nobody home… so sad.
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OMG!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT HER AND SPENCER THEY ARE SO ANNOYING!!!! THEY ARE SUCH ATTENTION WHORES… SHES SO FAKE JUST LIKE HER NOSE AND BOOBS!!!!!! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR APT AND DONT EVER COME OUT AGIAN!!!!
heidi.. i will dance, shit, piss and barf on your grave. all at the same time.
Isn't this part of the MILLION dollar deal that these 2 cornball made to dupe people into buying the mag. I can't understand why anyone would think these 2 are anything but bullshit liars.
omg!!!!!!!!!!!
Her new teeth are toooo big
She is the biggest, most fake media whore ever! I have a subscription to US Weekly which won't be renewed cause I am sick of seeing those no talent ass clowns on the cover!!!
Will she ever learn!!! Stupid girl. He makes her look like an idiot!
She doesn't even look real, it's so overly photoshopped! Besides, is that a wife beater she has on?? WTF - why do they keep making us suffer this crap??!! Steven Curtis Chapman's story is far more important than this fame-seeker and her DESPERATE attempts at fame!
so fake and ridiculous… ever see the two of them kiss on camera - it looks almost as stale and unnatural as her face
NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!
Horse face!!! No amount of surgery can make the long horse look ok!
I really hate this fame whore.
i swear i puked a little in my mouth when i saw this.
cant wait till i get this issue
the article is gunna be great
Is that a joke? And better yet - is she wearing a veil & a wife beater T???
That whole cover is photoshopped. I wouldn't be surprised if the interview was fake too.
More like fuckmate.
i think this is the most fakest couple ever.. everything they do it for a show.. i dont that there really in love because if there were they wouldnt want eveyone the thre mother to know.. ijust want there to stop pretending because if therereally wanted to theycould fines somether that they really love… spencer is a douch bag and is hall gay.. i think he should just die… or maybe just stop talking because everything he said makes him look ignorant and like a skeese ball, and had a loos butt hole.. i hate him with a passion to hate him..
Aww…there's nothing more that I love then to see irrational people get married….THEN DIVORCED.
Aww…there's nothing more that I love then to see irrational people get married….THEN DIVORCED.
why do you keep doing stories on these two? nobody gives a fuck about them. we know they're not real. it's so fucking annoying. just stop.
her teeth look like chiklets gum
ughhh wow i rilly dont get offended easy at all but this bitch makes me hurl!
So over her! Why does anyone even talk about her anymore?
omg! she is just one crazy bitch! i mean she is not tired of the publicity, i am sick of all the stuff that has to be with anything related the hills!!! go and get a life!
wow what a dumb girl. he treats her like shit. i give them 6 months as a married couple.
spence is my soulmate…my ass
usweekly used to be "the mag" that was a must…no longer…we must boycott that issue…
This girl makes me so sick! How conceited can you be???:????
YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP…….
don't do anything else stupid to get 5 more.
And she is a horseface.
she is SO ugly
I wish they would die in a plane crash already!!
I really find it hard to believe that she can still think somone is her soulmate when he is well spencer but also controlling and not afraid to embarass her and possibly ruin her career, even if her career was probaly built based on her boobs. In the season finale of the hills spencer went up to the table she was sitting at with 3 of her bosses wanting her back and blah blah blah. Then the boss [Brent] said you only have one chance with this other boss and she said i know. The next day brent kept calling her and they left without her. Turns out she left with spencer. If she wants to continue staged photo ops and have a broken marriage then go ahead. Beace face it, Spencer will never change.