If You Are Easily Offended…
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The new issue of Us Weekly.
We're feeling nauseous!

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm
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If You Are Easily Offended…Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK HERE! The new issue of Us Weekly. We're feeling nauseous!
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i swear that girl has no life anymore, she isnt on the hills or the beach show…. taking a douchebag boyfriend backkk, she just wants attention, she needs to grow half a brain and get a LIFE!
prediction: that wedding is never going to happen because they're the most fake couple ever to have walked the planet…
4 fuk sak attention seeking who*re who cares!!
how shitty that steven curtis chapman and his little girl, maria that died recently had to share the page with that crap.
I see an upcoming MTV wedding special in someone's future
oh i think i'm going to be sick!!! its probably because they want their own reality show spin off. fucktards!
I think i just threw up in my mouth! Again WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT Heidi Montag! I dont!
C'monnnnn she really looked better without the plastic surgery but either way she's just not cute at all
Boycott this issue people… really… do we need to inflate their already big heads!! The only way we can see them disappear is to not continue to line the pockets of an already wealthy magazine. Numbers are what is driving the continued publication of these two.. and in turn, what makes them try harder. I don't hate them or anything.. I just don't understand how people buy into their games! They have more than admitted that they know that they're a joke.. but they're still on the weeklies… which makes joke on us.. they're winning at playing us.. Arghhhhh… I sound like a conspiracy theorist… lol
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a twat waffle
and i mean that in the nicest way possible!
idiots
For the first time I am actually offended.
Are you kidding me?? There is only 1 topic that is cover worthy on that rag. And that's the story of Chapman's poor daughter. That could have the added benefit of raising awareness to the fact that so many people don't pay enough attention behind the wheel, even when pulling into their own driveway.
To give the top billing to some loser, wannabe celebrity, fame whore…That's just plain sick. Who really gives a flying shit about her????
pathetic attention whore.. BOYCOTT US WEEKLY! write them an email at: letters@usweekly.com and let them know that people dont care about this crap!!!
what a joke
Who are these people? Why do we care? Why are the rags buying into there publicity stunts!!!!!!
It's so sad when you're fame whoring and lack of friends leads you to marry for the soul reason of telling garbage gossip mags and to feel like someone gives a shit about you! What are you doing with your life??????
this is beyond funny now!!
i hate herrrr
….also the worste part of it all is….. I feel sorry for Spencer. What the hell is he getting himself into??
haha i feel bad for her. thats suchan embarrassing cover!
What a tool!
FUCKING GAG ME. Barf in my mouth.
Did she get that ugly ass necklace from Claires? That is all I thought about
hey i think its good and bad i think heidi really loves him and i have met spencer and he is really nice but when cameras caputer bad things they put in one like wtf really met him and you will she a different side of him and i like all
What?
yea i just might cancel my subscription just because of that cover. keep that disgusting whorebag slut OFF COVERS. STOP PAYING ATTENTION TOHER.
I guess she and Spencer need more attention
Team lauren! Heidi needs to get over herself!
…the hills ended and god forbid we forget about spiedi…
Shes in a fucking tank top and jeans…I hate her
what a fuckin idiot!!!!
thats cool i fucked him lastnight
What's with the Veronica Lake hair? She had it on Letterman too. It does not suit her commercial look what so ever. It makes her look like she has 80's hair.
That smile is faker than her tits.
HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOUR FAT ASS TO MENTION (promote) THIS WORTHLESS SHOW ? YOUR SITE IS THE FIRST AND ONLY PLACE THAT EVER TALKS ABOUT IT. WASTE OF SPACE & TIME….
wow, this is shocking to me. I thought maybe she had grown some sense and I loved watching the episodes where she put spencer in his place and walked out…but man… good luck to her even though I dont think it will work. once a douche, always a douche….
ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why the hell is she on the cover? who with any sort of self respect would pose for a cover like that and put on a veil? this makes me want to throw up!!! both her outsides and insides are made of plastic!
We are moments away from watching this dope take a dump in Macy's window to get some coverage.
what a stupid piruja!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I hope US Weekly didn't pay for this story.
That is so pathetic.
Stupid!!!!!!!!
Uh….Can you say MEDIA WHORE!!!!!!!
If she does have children with spencer she'll develop MĂ¼nchhausen mom syndrome Cause she such an attention craving hore that bitch!!!!
That cover should be laminated and affixable to the bottom of your toilet seat
Who ASKS for a ring???! LAME!
dude…..those people are fucking retarded.
she needs help. i seriously think shes only marrying him for "fame".
i guess it sounds cool to be the dumbest bitch in america?
BARF!
She is a nasty attention whore.
Shes so stupid. This whole drama is.
HELL TO THE NO
thats disgustttING.
WHO FUCKIN CARES?!
omg when i saw this i started laughing.
YAWN!
Fake whores and stupid skanks.
TEAM AUDRINA!!
Lo is the true villan!!!!!!!!!
Will that woman ever just drop off a cliff or something?? She's so completely obnoxious I don't know how anyone can stand her.
SHE'S STUPID!!!!
ok so she was she was on an issue that said "in love with spencer", then there was an issue that said "how spencer betrayed me", and about two others, now she's ready to say 'i do' what a fame whore. she has no talent and she just wants to be in the spotlight
i seriously can't understand WHY she would want to get married to someone who can't respect her.
but maybe they'll make a crappy reality tv show together and then get divorced. that would be fun.
So so desperate
Heidi is a attention whore. Seriously she is so fugly on the inside and out. Because we all know if they marry ….somewhere in the future MTV will air a wedding special. BOYCOTT MONTAG AND PRATT
of course she asked for a ring…that bitch has not a strand of pride….the whole couple for that matter….attention seeking whores! next week i bet she goes to okay magazine telling them that she had a miscarriage and then they'll do a cover story about her "struggle". enough already!
dudeeee. that bitch is crazy.
Your 15 seconds of fame are up………..LOSER! Who cares
I just called US Weekly to cancel my subscription
Doesn't surprise me…
Heidi is just trying to make Lauren jealous and she is a big bitch and a SLUTY WHORE she is just gonna marry him get pregnant and then he will end up cheating on her w/ Lauren or even worst getting Lauren pregnant but hey if she is really the bleach blonde tramp she will cheat on him….i dont give a flying fuck anymore……She can go FUCK herself……i hate her i dont even watch the Hills anymore b/c she pisses me of so bad
she is just sooooooooo wrong and so is her boyfriend
Maybe you'll get "nauseous" the next time you see them in person and decide to kiss their ass. Yes, I'm refering to them as one person cause I think that's what's really going on.
Spencer - ok I can stand him … he's the funniest character on the hills, I say character because clearly this is no reality show.
Heidi however, is a fake ass BEEEYATCH .. .literally. blek.
Wow, first time I have actually *been* offended by an "if you are easily offended…" post. Ugh.
Horseface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BARF*
who da fuck cares. they her and spenser are made for eachother. they both suck asshole balls =]
good for you everyone who said you're canceling your subscription!! obviously US is in bed with these z-listers so she'll be on the cover a LOT more i'm sure! email us and let them know how you feel: letters@usweekly.com
You make me laugh out loud every day Perez.Heidi is so YUCK!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
youre kidding me…. right?!
PUKE! Why would US put her on the cover? What an attention seeking fake idiot
Ive heard that they are trying to get an MTV reality show!! I dont know if there could be a worse show. If you agree and want to boycott the show then DONT buy the mag….. apparently MTV is looking at the sales of the mag to decide if they'll do the show or not.
umm why is she on the cover??? who the fuck is she
she looks like a horse or something
I am so sick of her….go away Who gives a fuck??
Looks like shes had more work done on her face.
nice publicity stunt, but its only gonna get her like, an extra 30 seconds on her already expired 15 minutes of "fame."
Re: Sarah007 – i agree - it looks like she brought a picture of jay leno in this time tho..
Sorry - didn't read through the five pages of already submitted comments on this article so I might be repeating others - but
Did anyone wonder why Heidi would have to *ASK* for a ring? Just sounds backwards and weird.
For the love of god that is too much. TOO MUCH!! *sobs*
can i just say a big fat WHO GIVES A SHIT!? seriously. how are these ppl even "famous".
ASK FOR A CHIN REDUCTION! you look like leno and courtney love had a baby!
Heidi and Spencer are so fucking fake everyone knows all this bullshit is staged! give it up already and just go away you fucking idiots! no one likes you! you are like the retarded version of Barbie and Ken!!! You have to be starving for attention to fake a wedding! marriage isnt a joke at all you stupid fucks!!!!!!!!
NO ONE BUY THIS ISSUE.. she is such a slorr
fuck
I like the show The Hills just as much as the next person but when will Us Weekly stop putting Heidi and Spencer on their cover every time the two of them cook up some stupid reason to bring attention to themselves?!?! ENOUGH ALREADY!
Why does it look like her head is photoshopped onto her body? Either that or her make up artist/airbrusher fucked up bad. Her head is a different color than the rest of her body.
She also looks like shit, which is usual. It reminds me of that line in "Mean Girls" where they say that if you cut of Regina George's hair, she would look like a British man.
She's the bastard child of Tori Spelling and Jay Leno.
there are 60,000 dead people in china because of an earthquake….do you think we should pay these two idiots one ounce of attention….also i am positive they do not even know about the earthquake
Someone PLEASE explain to me what makes this talentless wannabe a celebrity polluting magazines by shamlessly exploiting the fact that she has nothing of value to offer?
I really wish people would stop giving her attention. The more they show of her the bigger her head gets. Soon enough they won't be able to find a val to cover her surgically altered face when she walks down that isle to Spencer Prick.
i can't believe i have a subscription
it looks like mariah carey's photo retoucher retouched tori spelling…. speidi's "future" messes of children get my sincerest apologies.