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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The new issue of Us Weekly.

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561 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. tabith says – reply to this


    401

    i swear that girl has no life anymore, she isnt on the hills or the beach show…. taking a douchebag boyfriend backkk, she just wants attention, she needs to grow half a brain and get a LIFE!

  2. julia says – reply to this


    402

    prediction: that wedding is never going to happen because they're the most fake couple ever to have walked the planet…

  3. Emma C says – reply to this


    403

    4 fuk sak attention seeking who*re who cares!!

  4. kittyc says – reply to this


    404

    how shitty that steven curtis chapman and his little girl, maria that died recently had to share the page with that crap.

  5. lilwhi says – reply to this


    405

    I see an upcoming MTV wedding special in someone's future

  6. chloe says – reply to this


    406

    oh i think i'm going to be sick!!! its probably because they want their own reality show spin off. fucktards!

  7. MEE ME says – reply to this


    407

    I think i just threw up in my mouth! Again WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT Heidi Montag! I dont!

  8. daniel says – reply to this


    408

    C'monnnnn she really looked better without the plastic surgery but either way she's just not cute at all

  9. Elle says – reply to this


    409

    Boycott this issue people… really… do we need to inflate their already big heads!! The only way we can see them disappear is to not continue to line the pockets of an already wealthy magazine. Numbers are what is driving the continued publication of these two.. and in turn, what makes them try harder. I don't hate them or anything.. I just don't understand how people buy into their games! They have more than admitted that they know that they're a joke.. but they're still on the weeklies… which makes joke on us.. they're winning at playing us.. Arghhhhh… I sound like a conspiracy theorist… lol

  10. lizzie says – reply to this


    410

    MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    what a twat waffle
    and i mean that in the nicest way possible!

  11. katter says – reply to this


    411

    idiots

  12. ugh says – reply to this


    412

    For the first time I am actually offended.

  13. for th says – reply to this


    413

    Are you kidding me?? There is only 1 topic that is cover worthy on that rag. And that's the story of Chapman's poor daughter. That could have the added benefit of raising awareness to the fact that so many people don't pay enough attention behind the wheel, even when pulling into their own driveway.

    To give the top billing to some loser, wannabe celebrity, fame whore…That's just plain sick. Who really gives a flying shit about her????

  14. katie says – reply to this


    414

    pathetic attention whore.. BOYCOTT US WEEKLY! write them an email at: letters@usweekly.com and let them know that people dont care about this crap!!!

  15. wow says – reply to this


    415

    what a joke

  16. whocar says – reply to this


    416

    Who are these people? Why do we care? Why are the rags buying into there publicity stunts!!!!!!

  17. mben says – reply to this


    417

    It's so sad when you're fame whoring and lack of friends leads you to marry for the soul reason of telling garbage gossip mags and to feel like someone gives a shit about you! What are you doing with your life??????

  18. ernst says – reply to this


    418

    this is beyond funny now!!

  19. bob says – reply to this


    419

    i hate herrrr

  20. mben says – reply to this


    420

    ….also the worste part of it all is….. I feel sorry for Spencer. What the hell is he getting himself into??

  21. erica says – reply to this


    421

    haha i feel bad for her. thats suchan embarrassing cover!

  22. Stacy says – reply to this


    422

    What a tool!

  23. Chris says – reply to this


    423

    FUCKING GAG ME. Barf in my mouth.

  24. Chriss says – reply to this


    424

    Did she get that ugly ass necklace from Claires? That is all I thought about

  25. team B says – reply to this


    425

    hey i think its good and bad i think heidi really loves him and i have met spencer and he is really nice but when cameras caputer bad things they put in one like wtf really met him and you will she a different side of him and i like all

  26. cshizz says – reply to this


    426

    What?

  27. Jen says – reply to this


    427

    yea i just might cancel my subscription just because of that cover. keep that disgusting whorebag slut OFF COVERS. STOP PAYING ATTENTION TOHER.

  28. TeamLa says – reply to this


    428

    I guess she and Spencer need more attention

  29. Mckinz says – reply to this


    429

    Team lauren! Heidi needs to get over herself!

  30. erin says – reply to this


    430

    …the hills ended and god forbid we forget about spiedi…

  31. Steph says – reply to this


    431

    Shes in a fucking tank top and jeans…I hate her

  32. wha th says – reply to this


    432

    what a fuckin idiot!!!!

  33. chelse says – reply to this


    433

    thats cool i fucked him lastnight

  34. Class says – reply to this


    434

    What's with the Veronica Lake hair? She had it on Letterman too. It does not suit her commercial look what so ever. It makes her look like she has 80's hair.

  35. Please says – reply to this


    435

    That smile is faker than her tits.

  36. j BLAN says – reply to this


    436

    HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOUR FAT ASS TO MENTION (promote) THIS WORTHLESS SHOW ? YOUR SITE IS THE FIRST AND ONLY PLACE THAT EVER TALKS ABOUT IT. WASTE OF SPACE & TIME….

  37. holly says – reply to this


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    wow, this is shocking to me. I thought maybe she had grown some sense and I loved watching the episodes where she put spencer in his place and walked out…but man… good luck to her even though I dont think it will work. once a douche, always a douche….

  38. lo says – reply to this


    438

    ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why the hell is she on the cover? who with any sort of self respect would pose for a cover like that and put on a veil? this makes me want to throw up!!! both her outsides and insides are made of plastic!

  39. eluna says – reply to this


    439

    We are moments away from watching this dope take a dump in Macy's window to get some coverage.

  40. em97aa says – reply to this


    440

    what a stupid piruja!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Jennif says – reply to this


    441

    LOL
    I hope US Weekly didn't pay for this story.

  42. hhahah says – reply to this


    442

    That is so pathetic.

  43. Montou says – reply to this


    443

    Stupid!!!!!!!!

  44. Poppy_ says – reply to this


    444

    Uh….Can you say MEDIA WHORE!!!!!!!

  45. Stacy says – reply to this


    445

    If she does have children with spencer she'll develop MĂ¼nchhausen mom syndrome Cause she such an attention craving hore that bitch!!!!

  46. Heidi says – reply to this


    446

    That cover should be laminated and affixable to the bottom of your toilet seat

  47. Kara says – reply to this


    447

    Who ASKS for a ring???! LAME!

  48. gi! says – reply to this


    448

    dude…..those people are fucking retarded.

  49. Morgan says – reply to this


    449

    she needs help. i seriously think shes only marrying him for "fame".
    i guess it sounds cool to be the dumbest bitch in america?

  50. LisaLe says – reply to this


    450

    BARF!

  51. rita says – reply to this


    451

    She is a nasty attention whore.

  52. LC says – reply to this


    452

    Shes so stupid. This whole drama is.

  53. ick says – reply to this


    453

    HELL TO THE NO
    thats disgustttING.

  54. Lindse says – reply to this


    454

    WHO FUCKIN CARES?!

  55. lindsa says – reply to this


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    omg when i saw this i started laughing.

  56. lindsa says – reply to this


    456

    YAWN!

  57. Gossip says – reply to this


    457

    Fake whores and stupid skanks.
    TEAM AUDRINA!!
    Lo is the true villan!!!!!!!!!

  58. Alisa says – reply to this


    458

    Will that woman ever just drop off a cliff or something?? She's so completely obnoxious I don't know how anyone can stand her.

  59. jamie says – reply to this


    459

    SHE'S STUPID!!!! :P

  60. Caroli says – reply to this


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    ok so she was she was on an issue that said "in love with spencer", then there was an issue that said "how spencer betrayed me", and about two others, now she's ready to say 'i do' what a fame whore. she has no talent and she just wants to be in the spotlight

  61. jesse says – reply to this


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    i seriously can't understand WHY she would want to get married to someone who can't respect her.

    but maybe they'll make a crappy reality tv show together and then get divorced. that would be fun.

  62. TooSwe says – reply to this


    462

    So so desperate

  63. jacQue says – reply to this


    463

    Heidi is a attention whore. Seriously she is so fugly on the inside and out. Because we all know if they marry ….somewhere in the future MTV will air a wedding special. BOYCOTT MONTAG AND PRATT

  64. mfresh says – reply to this


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    of course she asked for a ring…that bitch has not a strand of pride….the whole couple for that matter….attention seeking whores! next week i bet she goes to okay magazine telling them that she had a miscarriage and then they'll do a cover story about her "struggle". enough already!

  65. haven says – reply to this


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    dudeeee. that bitch is crazy.

  66. WTF says – reply to this


    466

    Your 15 seconds of fame are up………..LOSER! Who cares

  67. MAC says – reply to this


    467

    I just called US Weekly to cancel my subscription

  68. Lo says – reply to this


    468

    Doesn't surprise me…

  69. Sammy says – reply to this


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    Heidi is just trying to make Lauren jealous and she is a big bitch and a SLUTY WHORE she is just gonna marry him get pregnant and then he will end up cheating on her w/ Lauren or even worst getting Lauren pregnant but hey if she is really the bleach blonde tramp she will cheat on him….i dont give a flying fuck anymore……She can go FUCK herself……i hate her i dont even watch the Hills anymore b/c she pisses me of so bad

  70. defjam says – reply to this


    470

    she is just sooooooooo wrong and so is her boyfriend

  71. Ian says – reply to this


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    Maybe you'll get "nauseous" the next time you see them in person and decide to kiss their ass. Yes, I'm refering to them as one person cause I think that's what's really going on.

  72. Anu33 says – reply to this


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    Spencer - ok I can stand him … he's the funniest character on the hills, I say character because clearly this is no reality show.
    Heidi however, is a fake ass BEEEYATCH .. .literally. blek.

  73. Lyss says – reply to this


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    Wow, first time I have actually *been* offended by an "if you are easily offended…" post. Ugh.

  74. CeeJay says – reply to this


    474

    Horseface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. dean says – reply to this


    475

    *BARF*

  76. sonia says – reply to this


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    who da fuck cares. they her and spenser are made for eachother. they both suck asshole balls =]

  77. jennif says – reply to this


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    good for you everyone who said you're canceling your subscription!! obviously US is in bed with these z-listers so she'll be on the cover a LOT more i'm sure! email us and let them know how you feel: letters@usweekly.com

  78. roxann says – reply to this


    478

    You make me laugh out loud every day Perez.Heidi is so YUCK!!!!

  79. emily says – reply to this


    479

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA
    youre kidding me…. right?!

  80. brooke says – reply to this


    480

    PUKE! Why would US put her on the cover? What an attention seeking fake idiot

  81. barf says – reply to this


    481

    Ive heard that they are trying to get an MTV reality show!! I dont know if there could be a worse show. If you agree and want to boycott the show then DONT buy the mag….. apparently MTV is looking at the sales of the mag to decide if they'll do the show or not.

  82. who th says – reply to this


    482

    umm why is she on the cover??? who the fuck is she
    she looks like a horse or something

  83. Michel says – reply to this


    483

    I am so sick of her….go away Who gives a fuck??



  84. 484

    Looks like shes had more work done on her face.

  85. joss says – reply to this


    485

    nice publicity stunt, but its only gonna get her like, an extra 30 seconds on her already expired 15 minutes of "fame."

  86. joss says – reply to this


    486

    Re: Sarah007 – i agree - it looks like she brought a picture of jay leno in this time tho..

  87. sunsta says – reply to this


    487

    Sorry - didn't read through the five pages of already submitted comments on this article so I might be repeating others - but

    Did anyone wonder why Heidi would have to *ASK* for a ring? Just sounds backwards and weird.

  88. Laura says – reply to this


    488

    For the love of god that is too much. TOO MUCH!! *sobs*

  89. elaine says – reply to this


    489

    can i just say a big fat WHO GIVES A SHIT!? seriously. how are these ppl even "famous".

  90. INSTEA says – reply to this


    490

    ASK FOR A CHIN REDUCTION! you look like leno and courtney love had a baby!

  91. THEY A says – reply to this


    491

    Heidi and Spencer are so fucking fake everyone knows all this bullshit is staged! give it up already and just go away you fucking idiots! no one likes you! you are like the retarded version of Barbie and Ken!!! You have to be starving for attention to fake a wedding! marriage isnt a joke at all you stupid fucks!!!!!!!!

  92. Alexa says – reply to this


    492

    NO ONE BUY THIS ISSUE.. she is such a slorr

  93. movieh says – reply to this


    493

    fuck

  94. Paulin says – reply to this


    494

    I like the show The Hills just as much as the next person but when will Us Weekly stop putting Heidi and Spencer on their cover every time the two of them cook up some stupid reason to bring attention to themselves?!?! ENOUGH ALREADY!

  95. Tarah says – reply to this


    495

    Why does it look like her head is photoshopped onto her body? Either that or her make up artist/airbrusher fucked up bad. Her head is a different color than the rest of her body.

    She also looks like shit, which is usual. It reminds me of that line in "Mean Girls" where they say that if you cut of Regina George's hair, she would look like a British man.

    She's the bastard child of Tori Spelling and Jay Leno.

  96. nikki says – reply to this


    496

    there are 60,000 dead people in china because of an earthquake….do you think we should pay these two idiots one ounce of attention….also i am positive they do not even know about the earthquake

  97. FireTi says – reply to this


    497

    Someone PLEASE explain to me what makes this talentless wannabe a celebrity polluting magazines by shamlessly exploiting the fact that she has nothing of value to offer?

  98. courtn says – reply to this


    498

    I really wish people would stop giving her attention. The more they show of her the bigger her head gets. Soon enough they won't be able to find a val to cover her surgically altered face when she walks down that isle to Spencer Prick.

  99. twin says – reply to this


    499

    i can't believe i have a subscription

  100. chicka says – reply to this


    500

    it looks like mariah carey's photo retoucher retouched tori spelling…. speidi's "future" messes of children get my sincerest apologies.

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