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Filed under: Paris Hilton > Music Minute > Benji Madden
For all of you Perezcious readers in El Salvador, you might be getting a visit soon from the other Hilton.
Rumor has it that Paris is set to be traveling to El Salvador with boyfriend Benji Madden.
Madden and his band, Good Charlotte, are scheduled to perform there in a few days.
And you know Paris and Madden are inseparable at the moment!
We're actually surprised they've lasted this long.
If they keep it up, we're going to have to come up with a name for them.
Any suggestions?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 5:30 pm




I hope you see this. Their name should be
PANJI
Parden —- to go with the whole jail bird thing
Good-Paris
Lantern Jaw and Buddha Belly
Has to be Penji, Perez baby!!!
parden!
How ’bout Madden and Maddening? Run Benji Run!
BERIS!!
Herpesin, B.M.
I have a name BARIS (pronounced BARE ASS), LOL! Just a thought.
Benjilton
How about this???? MADD PA-RI~
PARBEN cos its kinda like paraben the chemical which seems to be in everything just like paris hilton she seems to be everywhere and theres no escaping her just like parabens.
it's latinoamérica or América Latina but not "Latino América"
Definitely Good Harlot, especially considering that there is an Iron Maiden song titled Charlotte the Harlot (lyric sample below). It's just to good to be true! Or, I suppose the song title would also be a fitting nickname.
Giving a swish with your arse in the air,
Don't you know what they're saying?
Charlotte you're so refined
When you take all the love that they're giving.
Sticking with every man that you find,
Don't you know what they're after?
Charlotte you've got your legs in the air,
Don't you hear all the laughter?
madris like the drink.
PARJI
PB&J
Parji
That's Hot Charlotte
Padden
Benjilton
Parden
Hilton hanger-oner
Hilden
heirband
I LOVE BENIS!!!
parji or benjris
Good Harlot
Beauty & the Beast
Princess & the Ogre
Blonde & Balding
Heiress & Co
Belton
How about PARISITE, cuzz she's all up on him like a tick to a dog!
How about Baris? It's short for embarrassment.
Hilddens?
Good Harlot or Benis!
Call them Panji! haha
Maris. Duh. It sound so old folkish and heelarious. Maris maris maris. Though Milton is hilariously awesome too.
NOT HIDDEN
Brat and Tat
how about brat & tat ?????
MAD 'N FAD
(Mad for Madden …. Fad because she will probably outgrow him like every other guy haha)
Re: Stepha – #39
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Simple: POOP
Milton
Padden
P.Mad
Panji
PB&J is pretty creative but I think it might be a little too nice.
FUCKTARD!
skank and pudgy fugly?
Penji Hiltadden
OR
Baris Milton
…IDK
EnBaris? pronounced "embarrass"
Panji…. that's them!!
How about Ben-Douchebags!
Panji!!
i think Penji Hadden fits them best
Benjis
Parji Hiltden
HOW ABOUT PADDEN?!
you can name it Madis or Paden
Pee and B.M.
Paddington Baris or Good Harlot
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, come on. it's gotta be BENIS mwahaha
We should call them Panji
MILTON!!!!
BENIS Ha ha ha ha ’cause it rhymes with ______?
BENIS!!!!
hahahahhaha
omg……paris is starting to look like nicole
he's always staring at the lens….aren't you supposeed to pretend you are ignoring the paps?
Pardden
"Padden", of course!
MaddHeir
Benis!!!
PADDEN or PANJI
PARJI??
PARBE
MADHIL
MADTON
how about….brat & tat ?????
PARJI or BENARIS
how about Benis!!!!!! Ha! Ha!
How about Padden, or jipad, or benton, parji, pariben, maddy pari, benjipari tee hee
The most fitting names are: Good Harlot, Skank 'n Wank, Wonkey McValtrex. But ur a kiss ass so u won't use any of them.
Penji
BENIS of course. SICK just like they are
New nickname: ParJi.
Panji!!!!!
Benis!
Penji!!!
Parji just because it sounds funny.
Bearis sounds even more ridiculous.
PARIS'S BM
Re: mickie – or no tit & tat ???
Panji
Bearis
benjiltons™
PARENJI!!!
Hey, even sounds kinda Latino!
how about….
BENJIS
MaddHilz!!
Absolutely BENIS!
what about padden, paben, paji or benis?
PANJI!
PariMad
PARADDEN!
Pariji
How about ParDen
Burp N' Slurp
PENJI
You can call these two Maddeparis like mad in paris or mad inside of paris
Paroel, suits em quite perfectly.
most def MILTON!! madden+hilton!!!!
Hiltben…or ParJi
How about Nicole thunder stealer??? She couldn't find a different guy? Had to get Richies husband's brother??? LOSER. and i always liked paris…….
benjaris.. duh!
Parji!
Parden … i like Hotty and Notty. However I think Paris is the notty.
Benis or Parden! Benis is funnier though.. unless you make it parden like "a pardon from jail" lmao!