Best Photo Caption Ever!
Filed under: Personally Perez
From the new issue of In Touch.
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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Best Photo Caption Ever!Filed under: Personally Perez
From the new issue of In Touch. Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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ummm… yes, antonio is fucking hot! unfortunately, the photo was tarnished with that Shrek look-a-like standing next to antonio! perez, girl find a different pose that works for you and facial expression. real tired!
My friend fucked him years ago and she said he had very smelly man bits. Yucky.
hahaha! I like the hair, Perez.
Love the Pete Wentz hair Perez!
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should have made your move, Perez. Sabato knows he needs all the publicity he can get and you might have gotten a good one night fuck out of the whole deal!!!! ; -)
Oh…….Antonio!
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AND………Perezious, get rid of the horizontal stripes!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are looking great Perez!
Holy-Fucking-Shit! What happened to Antonio's face? He looks like fucking George Hamilton. FAKE.
Dude - age gracefully, stop fucking around with your face.
It's sad when Perez looks hotter than Antonio.
Antonio is normally a HOT guy but he looks not so good here…and those clothes on Perez are HIDEOUS…almost as hideous as Perez.
wow, perez, you look like a left over from the 80s. I hope you got paid to wear that hideous shirt and guido chain. You're gonna need to lose more than weight to look good.
Damn Perez you're looking friggin good!
(although loose the gold chain, it makes you look like a chav)
JAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME BACK TO GH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You do NOT have a good side. Turning your face to the right will not help you look any better. It is appropriate karma that you should be so unattractive, given how much you rip on people's looks. Incidentally, Mariah's thighs look FINE.
Perez, are you losing weight? You chin is more pronounced. I love it!
Perez, You should have been wearing our new collection of clothing, dang you need to hire me. Advertise you, Boo
your chin is fucking huge
Oh, hell no Perez! You got John Mayer. You CANNOT have Antiono too!
DAMN!
that's awesome. grats, perez!
looking good, perez, u bitch! antonio sabato jr is still yummy!
Unfortunately you will never be famous for anything other than being an annoying jerk, Perez. Incidentally, your chin is larger than Rumer's. The more weight you lose the more obvious that becomes. POTATO HEAD!
what a grand opportunity this is! okay, "perez", you want it? you've got it. let's look at you. yes, you do look like rumer willis! you do! shall we call you mr. potatohead? and you have a goofy, nerdy as hell smile, which precludes your 16 minutes of fame. your sid vicious chain rip-off is just sad. you maroon! it's suposeed to have a lock. or maybe be real silver. or white gold. tiffany closed that day? wal-mart having a sale? where were you - the ugly hair convention? the fuglies fawn over former fattie festifval?
your face looks like some kind of freaky bird, with a big-ass beak. your hair is a novel in itself. it just screams out "I'm insecure! I'm fat inside!" . Greaseball. You are the epitome of uncool. you've got lines on your face and squiggly lines on your stuipd shirt. and your body language. hmmm. can't you figure out what to do with your dainty little hands? man you look like something out of a bad, bad 80's video.
your expression? guilt, fear, evil emitting. your fame? ha! fleeting. people are just afraid to piss you off. you are what's wrong with this WORLD right now. you go on away now. run and play. you have fooled a world of kids who read this, but the adults are getting hip to your bad, bad vibes. you are not a nice person.
how does it feel?
Sabato looks like one of those Rockhopper penguins in Surf's Up…the kind with crazy yellow plumes sprouting out of their heads! Perez, if it wasn't for your sweater, you'd look kind of normal.
perez u r so ugly! stop promoting ur self.
Perez, babe, luvs ya but come on! You are too good for that shirt!
Perez you're losing the weight, but not the fug. Your skin is sagging because you're losing the weight too fast and July 4th is too soon to take your shirt off and run on the beach. You may need to get a tummy tuck and tit lift.
TWO MEN WITH DEEP MENTAL ILLNESS FIND EACH OTHER - SWEET.
:)-
Those with deep-seated homosexual tendencies are usually unwilling to examine the emotional conflicts that "caused" this tendency. Most of these men had painful adolescent experiences of significant loneliness and sadness, felt insecure in their masculinity, and had a poor body image. There is a much higher prevalence of psychiatric illness in those who identify themselves as homosexuals. Unfortunately, their denial, defensiveness and anger block their openness to seek help with their emotional and behavioral weaknesses. Male effeminacy is a clear sign of serious affective immaturity, usually where they failed in their childhood to identify sufficiently with their fathers and other male peers.
Perez Hilton posts lies and rumors about celebrities all the time. One of his primary targets is Jessica Alba, whom he frequently accuses of being ashamed of her latin heritage. The truth is that Jessica Alba is a very proud Latina, AND HER ONLY OFFENCE WAS TO REFUSE TO HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN WITH PEREZ HILTON AT A CLUB. Ever since, Perez Hilton has attacked her. He does this to every celebrity who does not play his game.
Wonder what what nasty things he would be sayN if Antino would have refused to take this photo?!?!?
Perezzy is getting so skinny OMG!! you look fabulous!!
You look sooooo SLIM!!!! YAY!!!
Looking good Perez. One can really see the weightloss:) Keep up the hard work it is truly paying off.
Damn P! you are looking soooo good!!!!
wow perez you look amazing! keep up the awesome work!
your necklace is ugly sooo 1994
Perez, darling. You're looking better than ever. However your clothes are truly dreadful! Seriously, what are you thinking?
who,s the cum guzzler on the right
"perez" has put himself out there for all of us to comment on! so, all bets are off. let's see: he looks like a freaky bird with a bad beak! the slick hair is ripped from wentz, whom he criticizes. oh, you big mushy potato! he does indeed favor rumer willis. lines in his face, and lines in his wretched, stupid squiggly shirt. sale at wal-mart? chain sucks. a bad rip off of sid vicious.
didn't you have one little friend in the whole world to tell you that you look like a walking joke? and look at that body langauge. your delicate little hands all clenched together. that close lipped smile must be hiding something. whatcha hiding, mario?
oh, your 16 minutes are overdue. it's going to be so peaceful when you leave the internet alone!
how does it feel?
oh Perez ur looking so great! so happy for you!!
Perez looks GREAT in this photo! Getting pretty fit there, guy. Keep up the good work.
who's the gay smurf?
lookin good perez!!
CUUUTTTIIIEEESSS!! YEAAHH Perez, remember when you said one of the reasons you wanna get fit is to get laid??? Looks like it might be wooorrkkinnggg ooo!
That man is still gorejuuuus!!! U look cute 2 Preshy!!
hey, we look alike! except i am clean, pretty and get manicures. and i dress much better than you, and i don't wear cheap chains, and my hair is done by pros who know what they're doing. you look pathetic. you are a horrible person who is poisoning teenagers with your negativity. so keep on slamming me and celebrities for a living. i don't know how you sleep at night. oh yeah, i agree about the karma. it's made you a little worse for wear, dudette.
Surely they meant 'blagger Perez Hilton'?
Congrats on that one….you're looking might hot by the way.
hells yeah! work it Perez!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO! PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO! PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO! PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO! PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO! PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO!
That is just about the greasist, grossest foul person I've ever seen. Must be all the hatred oozing of our PEREZ. How you people can say you like/love him is very disturbing. He's so full of hate. He doesn't love you, and he sure as hell wouldn't write nice things about you if you were famous. Think, people! Just look at him. GUILTY! He's probably figured out that cocaine takes that weight off very quickly and he's into now, but will still rip on everyone about their drug use. PEREZHILTON.COM IS A SCAM.
PEREZ you look so great! Congrats on all of your health and fitness success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you look so healthy and trim! Keep up the good work Perez. looking fierce!!!!
perezzers you are looking so good!
Yeah, he caught my attention. I thought, "What the hell is THAT?" Then someone told me and I knew I'd better be nice, or that thing would write horrible stuff about me.
UGH Perez what is with that outfit. I think you're missing lately.
Looking EXTRA sharp P Nast!!! Keep it up
This is sick! Self-promotion at its worst. You people writing about how good he looks need to think about the fact that he makes his living writing about how bad others look. He's not gonna email you and say, oh thanks for being my buddy. He's a snake.
Perez!, you look so great. I can see all the progress you are making towards your goal! I love the dark hair on you. Antonio would be lucky to have you.
PEREZ you look so much thinner - whatever you're doing is paying off!
also i am in love with the sweater you're wearing…where's it from???
Perez, you are looking FIIIIINE!! Great job on the weight loss.
HA. Perez Hilton looks worse than any celebtrity photo he ever put up here! Not a pretty boy. He's a fake! He was just some loser blogger who caught on with his hateful vitriol. Now he can't run in the circles he's trying to, obviously! What fun! Let's watch him be a trainwreck and make fun of him like he's done with so, so many people. He wishes. Please stop feeding his ego! He doesn't look good, and y'all all know it. Sucking up to a blogger. Sad!
perezzzz!!! you're looking so thinnnn
wow you're looking great! keep up the good work! lookin slim!
You're looking HOT Perez!!!
Perez!! You lookin' good, me man!!!
Re: TRIZ – STFU dumbass.
OMG!! You look amazing Perez!!
you GO Chica!
look at you all skinny and cute - well done I am so proud!
but I also envy you old hag for getting to hang with all the cute studs
Laura
OMG! I love Antonio Sabato Jr!
Perez- you look so cute in this picture!
Perez you look amazing, it is incredible how much weight you have lost. Congratulations and keep up the good work!
awww perez! u look so adorable!!
You still look fat, Perez.
Perez, stop stealing clothes from the fresh prince of bel air
You're reeeeeaaaallllyyyy looking thinner, Perez! Go, you!
looking fierce perez!
lovee the sweater, fuck what everyone else says..
PEREZ U LUCKY BASTARD!! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN
Perez you almost look half decent….almost. PS. We know you're proud of your little 15 minutes of fame…but unfortunately it's not all that. Seriously Perez, come on.
Perez you lucky bitch!! Looking great Perez keep up the work..
he is hot!!! antonio that is!
Did anyone ever tell you how fug you are?
Well let me be the first then.
Perez, you look soo good in this pic!
It's striking how much Perez looks like Jay Leno when he was younger. It's an amazing resemblance!
OMG he's my all-time favourite, Perez you ROOOOOOOOCK!
PEREZ, you look great.
You know it, all the haters are just jelous, fuck em, keep doing what you do.
Your fuckin hot baby!
PEREZ: You are looking just ravishing! I love the hair and it seems you have lost weight. You are really cute! LOVE THE LOOK! =) KISSES!
You really look good Perez. I am sure you feel better inside and out. Dieting is the worse!
Skinny !
Go Pereeeez! Go!
Looking Good Perez!!
Perez …………..you look great !!!!! you have lost so much weight……… any tips for a guy who is dying to fit into a pair of black skinny jeans lol. honest perez you look fantastic well done. and seriously if you can find the time to email me id love some tip.
Love your biggest fan all the way from Ireland
Jay
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
DARK HAIR = GOOD LOOK 4 U
Yolu look like an ugly Jay Leno. Fat or semi-fat your still fucking gross. Ha Ha Ha Ha
whoa, pnasty is so skinny!!!
Looking good, Perez.
Who are all of you people sucking up to Mario? Geez, get a life people. Just because he dropped a few scoops of lard, he's clearly got a lot more to go. And he'll never be handsome, not even close.
Oh Hot! Perez wants to suck Antonio's cock- and Antonio wants to rim and fuck Perez… It turns me on!!!
xoxoxo Vadge Ciccone
It just hit me. You're a perfect cross between Herman and Eddie Munster!!
omg antonio has age quite a bit but i still like him alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very cute..now, how long will it be before you talk shit about him? 197th
What's with the hair? you look like a Pete Wentz wannabe….and that shirt is atrocious! Is it from the 80s?
Dam Honey… is it just me or are you thinner?
You are looking GREAT!