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Best Photo Caption Ever!

Filed under: Personally Perez

From the new issue of In Touch.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm

325 comments to “Best Photo Caption Ever!”

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duthie says – reply to this

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lol, you are so fucking ugly it's not even funny. whore
Dana says – reply to this

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Perez, I see your dropping pounds and really getting the "pose" down. I mean of course the double chin angles, lookin good. Love D
adrian says – reply to this

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Aye perez your so lucky! He's so freaking hot!
mckenz says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE SO SKINNNYYYYY!!!!!
nice work!!!
b says – reply to this

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keep on doing what your doing at the gym, cuz you're looking good.
AMAZON says – reply to this

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Antonio Sabato Jr. is so GAY! (Sorry Perez, love you though u rock) but my first High school job was at Tower Records in Marina Del Rey, and he would always come in every Tuesday to buy PORN DVD'S and it would be some lame stuffffffffffff not even kinky……come on now…..
crazym says – reply to this

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Damn, Perez, you're looking pretty good these days! Can't wait to see the shirtless beach day…..you go, girl!!
Kelly says – reply to this

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Looking good Perez…loving you and Jagger Cates
cutie says – reply to this

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perez u look sooo SKINNY!! eat a sandwich congrats babe
Julie says – reply to this

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Omg! Perez! You're looking completely fierce!! What the EFF is your weight loss secret? Seriously?
I want a college-beach bod by fricken' September!
benm says – reply to this

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When did Antonio Sabado Jr. steal the hair style of the Gotti kids? What a dildo with ears.
Meliss says – reply to this

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PEREZ…looking pretty fly…look at you mr. skinny…
kate says – reply to this

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you look like zach morris.
Briann says – reply to this

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Looking good Perez!
(oh and that guy beside you is ok too)
kristi says – reply to this

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You look hot, Perez. That whole "diet and exercise" thing must have some truth to it…
Steph says – reply to this

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LOOKIN TRIM!
frane says – reply to this

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omg you look thinner
whonee says – reply to this

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Well, I must say you are looking a little better! What is your natural hair color? Are your chins photo shopped in this pic? It's looks wonderful–you look like a cross between Rumer Willis and Jay Leno.
dawn says – reply to this

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PEREZ! You have lost SOOOO much weight!!! Every time i see you you are looking thinner and thinner!!!!!!
P.A.C says – reply to this

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Wow, Perez, you lo
Caroli says – reply to this

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damn Perez! you're looking GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick says – reply to this

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So he like fatties, I might have a chance!
Kristi says – reply to this

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Perez you look super skinny!!
Big Ma says – reply to this

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Girrrlll! You are looking skinny! Bitch!
shellydubb says – reply to this

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Of course it was Perez that caugh his eye - he is the HOTTNESS!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU
kate says – reply to this

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There's just a LOT to make fun of in this pic…
1st. Really? who wears that to meet a hunk??? lol Perez now you are a designer how come you get out of your house looking like this?

2nd. A.S. Jr looked a lil bit surprised or better said shocked! poor thing…

3rd. Perez go back to pink hair… that made you stand out better than this lame hair…

well there's really a lot to talk about this one but i'll save it for later…
monica says – reply to this

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WOW Perez!! You're looking so great these days! I'm shocked =) You're doing an amazing job with your diet and work out plan!
K says – reply to this

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you look hot perez!!!
I love says – reply to this

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Perez, what's your secret? Besides looking smoking hot, your shirt is a combination of the 80's and early 90's- looking good, bitch!
RainbowChelita says – reply to this

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Yayyy,.,, Hottie
Congratz P.
Looking Great!
just m says – reply to this

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awwwww!!! Love it!!
before says – reply to this

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Perez, please post some before and after pics of you…
ari says – reply to this

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Perez you look tiny!
Our little skinny boy : )

Brad Pitt should watch out..there's a new hunk in the making
Andrea says – reply to this

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You are getting so skinny, you look like a bobble-head. I love it!
Monika says – reply to this

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He is no longer sexy. Look at that facelift!!!!
wicked says – reply to this

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LMAO nice caption. Great hair Perez!
Henner says – reply to this

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You just look better and better everyday, how could the camera NOT love you? And Antonio too of course.
DCite says – reply to this

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Perez - that shirt looks like it's straight out of 1992!!
Perez says – reply to this

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That must have been a special sleep over party, Perez -you even wore your bestest pajamas
JAY EL says – reply to this

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antonio is such a cool guy. he'll be starring in my buddy's new film….
Karen says – reply to this

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Look how hot and thin you are looking these days!
liz says – reply to this

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aw perez! you look so cute =)
SanD says – reply to this

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Perez, you lucky bastard!
kelpie says – reply to this

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Dayum, you are looking good these days!
joka says – reply to this

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Perez do you have a Down Syndrom ? You look more and more like this poor girl Nina.
Sasha says – reply to this

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You think WAY entirely too much of yourself.
Laura says – reply to this

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You look SEXY perez! Youre so much skinnier, dont pararle bola (jejeje I am española) to the stupids that say you are not hot in this photo. Love ya p-nasty!
Rachae says – reply to this

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dude, i have watched your site for years, loving and enjoying but you have become worse than what you mocked - you are a wannabe. pathetic perez. dude yo suck. it breaks my heart but its true.
Ali says – reply to this

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i never leave comments…. because i don't really feel like adding my own two cents to the rest of the ridiculous crap that i can only imagine surfaces in this comment section.

but i've grown to love you PEREZ HILTON!
and you are looking sooo sexy and skinny, i just had to say something! congrats on the diet ( the one diet in hollywood which doesn't induce scribbled white lines on press pictures.)

xoxoxox!
Lily says – reply to this

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First of all, I think it's really kinda sad that you made this website at all. It's entertaning while I'm at work, don't get me wrong, but when you start to post stupid pictures and videos of yourself, it's just sad. No one cares if you change your hair this month, next month, or any month.
khrist says – reply to this

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perez you look good! good work on the being fit and in shape!! i would bang you if you liked vagina!!
hana says – reply to this

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Your hair is looking amazing. It's the best I've ever seen. Is it natural?
ang says – reply to this

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Blue is your color
amy says – reply to this

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Perez, you look FAB!!!
dawn says – reply to this

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aww pereeez you look so cute in that pic
Kat says – reply to this

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Perez…
Let me just say - you look AMAZING.
Your new healthy lifestyle is certainly paying off.
Keep it up!
:)
RoRo says – reply to this

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You look incredible!!! Better that Antonio AND George Clooney. All that work is paying off. I'm totally inspired, and jealous. I'm getting my fat ass back on the treadmill.
Courtn says – reply to this

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Perez you are looking good!!
Steph says – reply to this

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Perez you look so good!
I'm loving the tamer hair colors you've been sporting lately, they really work for you.
KELT says – reply to this

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They say that SABATO has H-E-R-P-E-S

You want him ? Go for him ! ! !
Megan says – reply to this

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You should be catching Sabato Jr.'s eye Perez, you're looking fierce!
Lauren says – reply to this

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Perez! You look great
k says – reply to this

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perez is looking shocking thinner
Jillie says – reply to this

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Perez - you're looking great!
kylie says – reply to this

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aww perez you look so cute!!

you've lost so much weight. HOTTY!!
emily says – reply to this

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aw perez you look great in that picture!
TiTi says – reply to this

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Perez–YOU LOOK HOT!!! Damn, if you can do it I can do it–put up your diet and what you are doing! You need to be on the cover of People!! SOOOOO freaking proud of you
angst says – reply to this

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i think when you have a stylist, you can have dozens of boyfriends. it wont hurt to spend a little money on a worth while style on ya. btw, ur lookin' good.
lara says – reply to this

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perez hilton you got thinner!
Foxxy says – reply to this

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Is that a bad photo of Antonio? He looks old and supertanned. Yuk.
WHOAAA says – reply to this

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WHOAAA Perez is looking soo skinny! So impressive!
gini says – reply to this

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you lucky bitch!!!!
Jon says – reply to this

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Lucky Bitch!!! You looks great Perez but whats going on with that 80's sweatshirt, I'm a personal stylist you need my help SOS
Jess says – reply to this

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Perez!! You look A-MAZING! Rockin hot hair, and that sweater makes your pale baby blues Fierce! I am not lying here: You outshine HIM in this photo.

You think sexy man! YAY!
Jess says – reply to this

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Perez!! You look A-MAZING! Rockin hot hair, and that sweater makes your pale baby blues Fierce! I am not lying here: You outshine HIM in this photo.

You thin sexy man! YAY!
steph says – reply to this

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Perez, you look so good! I am so proud of you!!!
Just s says – reply to this

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Re: party –
Can you say "DOUCHE~BAG"??? You wish you even had 15 minutes! and I think you are jealous of PEREZ!!

HOLLLA“ bitches
t says – reply to this

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you look like skinny minnie
jaimee says – reply to this

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perez u skinny bitch!
Has be says – reply to this

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Yeah, free publicity. He hasn't done anything in ages. Speaking of which, he isn't ageing well at all. Eww
jamie says – reply to this

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What happened when you met Antonio? We want details. Did he get you hard?
LseLse says – reply to this

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PEREZ. HONEY.

You are looking fiiine! You healthy, good and in shape - and 5 years younger. For realz!

Hope you read this! Loves!
edaj78 says – reply to this

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Looking good Perez!
Erin says – reply to this

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Love You Perez you Hot Bitch!!!!
oganic says – reply to this

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Don't
wear
horizontal
stripes
fat
ass
!
maria says – reply to this

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Perez looks just like HERMAN MUNSTER LMAO LMAO
erry says – reply to this

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perez,
ur 4th of july body has come early
u look wonderful
ewwwww says – reply to this

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Perez you are so desperate .
Horny says – reply to this

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Perez will do anything just to get some dick!
Deeeez says – reply to this

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You are finally looking almost decent fatsnacks.
gypsy says – reply to this

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thats funny, I recognised Perez and thought 'who's the other bloke'

Go Perez!!
AMELIA says – reply to this

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I ' VE LOVED THAT MAN SINCE HE DID THAT CALVIN CLIEN AD ON TIMES SQUARE…HE S STILL CALIENTE…LUV HIM…
WTF says – reply to this

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What the f*ck are you wearing???? You look like a deranged Harry Potter Short Bus Riding idiot!!! That awful shirt, that hideous dog chain and that freakin hairdo??? Seriously, what is wrong with you? Did you get so beat up as a kid you are just not right in the head anymore?
Mymand says – reply to this

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What's with that shirt, Perez? You look like Charlie Brown!
mmmusi says – reply to this

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check out how great you look perez!!!!!!!!! hats off. ; D
carrie says – reply to this

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haha. that seriously is the best photo caption ever
elizab says – reply to this

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P. You are so skinny!
Shlee says – reply to this

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Perez, you're lookin' good! Keep up the good work!
squint says – reply to this

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Shit, bitch, you're losing weight faster than me. What's your secret? Mine is microwave flaxseed cranberry oatmeal. Yumz.
Heathe says – reply to this

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You look FANTASTIC here, Perez!

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