George Gets A Makeover!
Filed under: Knifestyles > George Clooney
He's dumped that slutty girlfriend.
AND, he's also gotten new teeth!
George Clooney is making some life-changes and cleaning house (and mouth).
He looks so much better with those veneers, dontcha think????
[Images via Star.]
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm




no actually, that's why girls liked him, aged naturally, no obvious enhancements…. Boo to George
P.S When making veneers, why do American dentists/orthodontists always make the teeth exactly the same length?
They all finish in a perfectly straight line which is so NOT like normal teeth (usually the centre two teeth are a little longer, but in George's case they're actually a bit shorter - vive la difference!).
It makes all these people look like they've got too many teeth in their mouth (that whole Osmond family thing that people used to laugh at, but now they're all doing it!)
So strange, so unnatural and so unattractive…
OMG! FINALLY! I always wondered why he didn't fix his stained teeth! Got the funds!!! He looks SOOO great! He is sooo funny! Uhhh! Love him!!
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….IT BET HE COULD OPEN A TIN CAN WITH THOSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!
What was he thinking? He goes from teeney weeney to freaking horse freaking teeth.
GEORGE
CLOONEY
IS
GAY
and he screwed up his teef
That poor girl must feel like shit right now!!! She even suffered injuries during a motorcycle accident she had with him. If he didn't stay with this one, I don't think he will ever settle with anyone.
I couldn't figure out why he was looking different lately. I like his old teeth. They give him more character and match his face. Why would he do this so late in his career? It's not like he didn't have the $ before this.
His new teeth are a travesty! The old ones could have been whitened, but left the same.
Unnecessary veneers!
I met george years ago in chicago and i didn't like him, he dated someone i knew (for a short while-go figure)…what a jerk then and now. His ex-girl is better off, and she didn't hurt with the publicity from dating him. She will get over him for sure. He uses women and dumps them I guess. Georgy porgey pudding in pie kissed all the girls and made them cry! what an ego-maniac he is!
Perez, you idiot! Those are the same teeth in both pictures. The one to the left is an open mouth smile and the one to the right is more of a closed mouth smile. If anything, maybe he had his teeth whitened. Personally, I think it's just that one photo is darker than the other.
are you kidding me? he looks like all of the other hollywood douche-bags w his veneer teeth!
Well, if that's all he had done,then someone should notify the FDA that having veneers somehow migrates to ones eyelids ,because he's looking rather "refreshed" there as well….
Bi men jilting their girlfriends in a cruel and embarrassing way. First Eddie Murphy stages a bogus wedding and tells her "this is a wedding, not let's make a deal" then refuses to go through with the real wedding. Now George makes this woman think she is getting the fairy tale (poor choice of words), he wines and dines her, refuses to let her go back home, takes her to awards shows among the hoi polloi, vacations with her at his villa in Italy. Now suddenly after a year he moves out and tells her to pack her stuff and leave before he gets back. How about not getting involved in the first place if your heart is not in it? A straight man might not go through all the romantic motions of a fake wedding in Bora Bora or summering at his villa in Italy but he would not lead a woman on like this either. If they are not really interested, they just don't call back. Why do bi men go through all that fake bullshit? They are not fooling anyone. It just makes it more obvious that they are gay and the women meant nothing more than beards to them. If it looks too good to be true, it isn't. I'll take the straight guy who forgets Valentine's Day but comes home every night.
I can seriously say that thĂs is EXACTLY WHY SARAH LEFT HIM. He's got it all but he does NOT identify. He is the epitome of what women are attracted to, but now he's gone and fucked it up forever. His tééth were his gold, so this breaks my heart. Please tell me there is someone who can undo this boiling mess, PLEASE!
Actually, his new smile makes him look average. If I were Clooney's agent I would make an appointment with the dentist for a file down, asap.
He is totally Mr. Ed now. He looked better before..
I don't like the new look. Part of his appeal was his smile/smirk. Now he looks too slick..and they make him look alot older.
hate it.
I would happily take George anyway I could get him, teeth or no teeth. Glad he dumped Sarah, he is way more than that in all ways! She'll be able to get a better job somewhere now anyway. Rock on Georgie!
Those aren't veneers, they're crowns - expensive, ala Rembrandt porcelain crowns - and in Hollywood they're all just ALIKE, too big, too white, too perfect, too uniform and cheesy looking. It also looks like he had the fat pads in his inner cheeks removed - that's how you get that BIG smile where you can see teeth all the way to his tonsils. Before, even with his mouth partially open you could only see about half his upper teeth when he was smiling HUGE - now, a normal smile with mouth closed shows you every upper tooth in his head and there they are - every one so "done" looking, almost glow-in-the-dark. It's HORRID - they are too long and too "big" and too white and they look really FAKE. And it's really, really OBVIOUS - he should have gone with more natural shaped, less blinding, less "I had my teeth done" crowns and I doubt anyone would have noticed - they don't have to look like this.
George must be feeling old and really insecure because his real teeth were fine and he's an idiot to change his smile so drastically this late in the game - he's not fooling anyone. He could have afforded this LONG AGO, why NOW? Feeling a bit left out with Brad and Angie popping out kids like a couple of bunnies George?
Yes!!! I didn't think George and that gal went well together. And nnnoooo! I liked his old teeth better! It would've been different if he was just starting out, but he is so far along in his career now, that the way he looks was already part if his character. He could've made a huge mistake.
George has jumped the shark.
yuck! his smile has changed and his face shape seems to have changed as he smiles…he was so handsome before.
it ages him- he looks older, they look like false teeth
he doesn't look he same!!!!! i like the old George - don't fix something if it isn't broken!!!
He looked WAY better before. He's got a serious set of Duff teeth now, how sad. I don't like the whole "radio-active white huge fake teeth" look, but maybe that's just me.
He looks different now…..I wish he could have done something not so drastic as verneers….
Not only does he have no balls but he has no lips. Never noticed til he got them fake choppers.
He looks like Jennifer Grey, post-Dirty Dancing. In other words, he looks like the guy who delivers my mail, who looks like my mechanic, who kinda looks like my dentist, who looks an awful lot like a teacher I once had, and so on, and so on, and so on.
Um….. he broke up with his "girlfriend" because their deal was over. She got publicity and he got a beard. Is everyone blind? George is gay… gay, gay, gay. He loves to suck cock and get it up the ass. How do I know? Because I've fucked him not one, but twice. He's a GREAT bottom. Very vocal, loves hot man to man fucking and sucking. He's a handsome guy, his body is good, he has a nice cock and he is a decent guy. However, he is TERRIFIED to be exposed.. Poor guy.. He'd make someone a great boyfriend if he'd just get over his fear of coming out. He has fame, fortune.. he doesn't need anyone's approval.
It would have been fine if he kept the shape of his teeth. I don't kow why he was dating a waitress and the disgusting, whorish pictures of her right before he met her should have been his first clue. She is trailer trash.
I saw his new teeth over a week ago! Dumping his girlfriend is new. He should have fixed his teeth a long time ago.
So which is more surprising here? That he got new teeth or that he lost his 'beard'?
georgro always looks good!! but much better with those..
I like the before. now he looks the same as everyone else. How sad,
eww no way. veneers are so weird looking. he looks way better before!
Too bad he couldn't just whiten his own teeth. He had a great grin. He looks like kind of generic now.
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GOOD FOR HIM!! I HAVE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS BEEN BUGGED BY HIS TEETH!
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I HOPE THESE ARE PROPORTIONATE. THEY'RE LOOKIN A TAD BIG IN THIS PHOTO, BUT HE HAS A LIP ISSUE (LACK OF) THAT MAKES HIS TEETH REALLY NOTICEABLE.
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GEE I WONDER IF HE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET A DATE NOW?!?
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No! He DOESN'T look better with those veneers! He now looks like any old standard cookie-cutter American. What's wrong with normal teeth? He was pretty and his teeth were even in the first place! Why'd he have to go messing with them??
horse face. i prefer the before pic. definitely.
Gay is gay. A skirt will only hang in there so long.
His new horse teeth are atrocious. But maybe he'll attract more gay guys with these big chompers
C'mon everyone. George always dates young women for about a year. The young unknown woman receives a little publicity…then they quietly break up. It's almost like a contract has been fufilled. My "Gaydar" is starting to go up. George is reminding me of Rock Hudson.
Overkill! He looks like Erik Estrada.
no they look horrible - make him look less genuine and older
Call me old fashioned, but I like his REAL teeth better. He coulda used a whitening, but that's it.
And I'd fucking do him in a nanosecond!!!
I never thought he was that great, he's one guy that really loves himself.
EW, someone needs to feed him an apple, palm-up. And he looks like he touches little boys. And likes it.
A lot.
Actually, I liked his teeth before the veneers. More natural. And now my eyes are drawn to his ultra-white mouth, and not his dreamy eyes!! He should've saved his money.
I think she seemed too dumb to be slutty.
Yeah, I think they look awful too actually. WAY better before
Oh, just come out of the closet already!!!!
Those teeth look ridiculous.
THEY LOOK TERRIBLE!!!!!!!
What a sell out! Looking a little long in the tooth…literally. Whats a matter…wanna look cool for the next Oceans 98 sequel? What a douche!
I don't know…I think that ppl should embrace there inperfections…Why are ppl constantly trying to make themselves absolutly perfect. Nobody is perfect…why are we all trying to look them same??
did he really dump her?????
BAD MOVE. He looked so much better before.
It's fairly obvious that George doesn't want out of the closet. It's also very obvious that he's in it.
They look like false teeth, and yes, George is IN the closet for real.
haha def.
new smile new cocktail waitress
He should have whitened his old teeth - they look much more natural.
um NO, the "b4" pics I find myself more drawn and attracted too way more than those fake as sht horse lookin dentures looks! bad judgement perez. wrong big time on this one
I liked his old ones better (could have been whitened). His new ones make him look like a Las Vegas entertainer…
She is skanky. Women like George single. Maybe his movies will do better now.
those are some ugly ass teeth…..both…….
i like the before for character
Umm…slutty girlfriend??? Why are all the woman slutty and the guys get off without a scratch? She seems genuinely nice. As for him, I think he's the one who you shouldd be calling slutty…he changes girlfriends like he changes underwear!!! What a man whore!!!
Your misogyny continues unfettered, Perez. Why do you degrade so many women on your site by calling them "sluts"? Yet you set yourself up as the out-there, camped-up spokesmen for gay men and their rights. Your notion of equality and non-discrimination does not even extend to gay women eg your comments and put downs re Cynthia Nixon's and Lindsay Lohan's partners being "mannish". As for Clooney and his teeth, he must be starting to feel the same insecurity many women feel in his business when they get older. He looked better the way he was. He's been through a fair number of women himself, but no comment from you on that score. It's the old double standard.
whatever, you guys. george clooney is sexy.
His girlfriend is cute, not slutty. And his old teeth served him well. Your fangs are showing, Perez.
Omg he looks so cute! People with bad comments are just plain jealous, give it a break guys! He looks stunning.
He looks like Mark Jacobs would have if he hadn't taken so much coke.
hahaha funny what the hell!! He's cute he shouldn't be doing this now that everyone knows how his teeth r, that kind gross! i wont't think about kissing him anymore!
Remember I said this…He is going to hook up with Renee'Zellweger next! I thought it looked 'real comfortable' between them in their last interview together. I give it 2 weeks
Perez, why is it that the girlfriend/partner/whatever of any staight male you have a hardon for is a "slut"? OK, so we all know you'd probably die on the spot of G. Clooney even knew you existed, but jeez Perez, give it a break. Clooney's old girlfriend was anything but a Hollywood slut. That was unfair, and did nothing but show what a fucking bitter cunt you are. Shame on you.
I am in the dental profession and those Veneers look GREAT!!
Well done, George!
I make crowns for a living- these are sooo not right for his mouth. Too fake, too white. Loved the old natural look- gummy and genuine. His grin was such a signature look! What's next? George Hamilton perma-tan?
No, I don't think heloks better. He just erased part of the original George Clooney, and looks too homogenized now. The old teeth coulda used a lotof whitening, but I hate the veneers.
Get off George! He is a true gentleman with a huge heart, just doesn't want to be married again. Why can't he just be. Not all singles want to marry. I am sure he is perfectly happy in his Italian Villa without having to make any compromises. Leave him alone. THat is a bad photo by the way, his teeth do not really look like that, it's photoshped.
I think the new teeth look freaky.
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i like the old george better…the teeth added to his character. when people have distinctive teeth and then all of a sudden they look like fake bright white chompers, it is just ridiculous.
ew he looks like he stole jerry seinfelds teeth! bring back the old george
did he use horsily duffs dentist?
Yup I have to agree horse teeth.
So sad when they do these things to themselves, silly celebs….
he looks like my grandpa jimmy but with clean teeth in the may 5th pic!
he looks like my papa lol (grandpa)
Nooooo! The old teeth were better - he's lost all his character with those teeth. No longer my hunk
OLD OLD OLD AND WRINKLY!
Persito lmao, now he has piano teeth like Affleck , Hillary Duff etc. etc etc. Big pearly whites! Wtf took him so long.
Nooooo! They look like veneers, bad veneers! His old teeth looked like teeth, he should have just whitened them. Now he looks like that dude who was just on Dancing with the Stars, and that's not a good thing. So glad though he's not with that girl anymore, that never seemed like the real thing.
the old teeth were nasty and the new teeth look like horse teeth!!
Now he just needs to come out of the closet!
how can you all say his teeth were jacked up to begin with?? i think he looked GREAT before, now I think those new veneers make him look OLDER. booo george your teeth were just fine!
No actually, I don't think so. As a matter of fact I think he looks like he's gonna bite you in the veneers. His own teeth are more natural looking. He's handsome, wtf! Why screw around with a good look?
NO VENEERS! NO VENEERS!
Go back to the old teeth George!
No offense, but he's starting to show his age and get old and wrinkly looking. I just don't get whay all these women are so ga ga over him anymore…
Baba Booey
dats sum champahs on dat one! Jeez!
go Cards!
There was nothing wrong with his old teeth…now he looks ridiculous, like Tom Cruise
I will without a doubt…sleep better tonight. Georgio is back!