It's A Blessed Day!!!!!
Filed under: Tina Chen
Tina has bestowed upon us a new song!!!
But, it's not just another cover.
Missouri is a Kristina Chen original!
It's a song about God and her home state.
You must CLICK HERE to listen to this masterpiece!
Posted: May 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i feel really ill, my cat can sing better!!
Why Perez…Why??
:S:S
This bitch be crazy.
God needs to strike down a lightening bolt to get her to stop this shizz.
She's 17 years old. No 17 year old I have ever known of would write lyrics and sing a song like this..and put it on the internet. I had my doubts before that she was maybe mentally disabled. But after listening to this song I no longer doubt it. I think her parents or caregivers should be more aware of what she's doing online.
Is Tina a publicity stunt or something? Im truly confused. She has this photoshoped pics and a decent audio edition for the "songs"…who is helping her and why? Whats the point?
Well, I'm spooked. I hope I don't have nightmares tonight.
that made my day
The rumor is that Perez is behind all this…. If not, this is one sad retarded chick.
makes me wish that i didn't live in missouri!
Has someone told her PCA she is doing this? That is worse than Yoko!
effin hilarious
Please tell me that she's retarded. Otherwise there is no excuse.
Look. I'm happy Tina is doing something she loves. Ef all of you who take time out of your perezious day to write hateful things about a girl you don't even know. And for those who "feel bad for her".. don't. No one wants to be felt sorry for.
Thank you perez.
Thank you.
Sigh, we're so going to hell. But heck, if you ask to make yourself a cautionary tale about those who seek internet fame . . . does that mean I can feel less bad about laughing hysterically?
jeez! i don't even know why i clicked on the link! prolly cuz i'm a jerk! please, put me out of my "missouri"! ha ha ha!
wow… "there is a state which i live in which is called missouri, it is called missouri, missouri is where i live, god has made this wonderful state oooOOOOOoooo missouri is where i live, missouri is a wonderful state i live in missouri"
AMAZING!!!!!!!
and is that to the tune of pop goes the weasle? even better.
Speechless….
Oh Tina, you never cease to amaze me
Thank you. That made my day (sadly).
Good God, I couldn't listen to that for very long…
Thank you Perez!!!!!!!!!! You made my day. The message board has never been funnier, I'm in tears from laughing so hard.
Lol she wished she look like that…. X]
Ahahha.
uhm.. idk if i need to listen so i feel like a good singer or its like on demand bad audition for american idol. i guess its a happy medium
i can't believe that this freak is from missouri…let me just say as a proud st. louisan…NOT EVERYONE FROM MISSOURI IS A CRAZY!
oooooooh my goodness….
She doesn't have like real friends on there just internet ones. I think Perez created her. As a big hoax or something!
Ahahahaha, that song made me want to move there. I'm packing up my shit as we speak! LMFAO.
I have honestly refrained from commenting on Tina in the past because, let's face it, it's too damn easy, but I can no longer keep quiet. She's serious, right? Because if she wasn't, and she just made up this persona it would be so subversive, it would border on brilliance. I don't think that's the case though. I literally spit out a little of the vodka I was sipping when I heard the song. I think the Missouri tourist board should sue her for future lost revenue. Property values all over the state are starting to drop. I love you Perez for "discovering" Tina, but seriously, a fund should be set up to get her in therapy. I love the photoshopped runway photo. It's all too much. I need for vodka.
ladies and gentlemen…this is the result of secretly hanging out way tooo much with lindsay lohan and her bulldike.
one woud can describe this…shitteous!
She gives the word "special" a whole new meaning!!!!!
LMFAO…
perez
lets date!!!!
is smoking hot ;;what a babe as compaired to all the rest of the sluts who write bad things about her she,s a babe
ok im from Missouri…..
we are not all crazy….
we do not all sing about God and Missouri all the time…
this is the worse thing that has happened to missouri since Farmer Wants A Wife… UGH!
She really loves Jesus, Missouri and Brian Littrell.
I guess if it weren't for this sweet little piece of heaven named Tina we would still think all of the Backstreet Boys were dead. Too bad…
oh wow…I listened to it and it was painful…seriously the most annoying thing I've ever heard…
I used to joke that Tina was retarded, but after this childlike rhyme hit the internet, I'm now sure. I think we should all stop making fun of her (OK, maybe we can still pick on her a lil' bit). But this song sucks. SUCKS.
I listened to her new original song. But I'm still not clear…what state is she from??
I'm sorry, but I just don't think it's right for you to take advantage of this poor girl. It's not hard to see that this child has highly apparent mental disabilities, and you making fun of her is the eqivalent to signing up a paraplegic for a 50 mile marathon.
i think it's sinking to a new low to put a mentally challenged girl on a podium for people to laugh at. i know she's putting ehrself out there but p.h. shouldn't exploit a person society should be protecting.
her voice is strangely addicting and soothing to my ears
is she mentally stabble? Does she really think she can sing? Really? Ive heard children in elementary school that can sing better than that without even trying to sing good! How horrible uuuuugh.. her singing could be used to torture people!
i love the comments everyone leaves her. they are hilarious!
The fact that people actually like this speaks volumes regarding how rap can be at all popular. People are deaf idiots.
are you effin' kidding me?!
godamn it!
i live in missouri!
dfhasdfkjfds thats horrible, i wanna move back to cali.
OMG perez…please stop talking about this girl
You're better than this Perez. This girl has obvious disabilities going on. But I guess more power to her for doing what she loves.
hahaha, wowwwww.
She gives all people that live in Missouri a bad name! I live in Kansas City also, where is she???? Actually, I am pretty sure I do come across A TON of crazies like her EVERYDAY!!! I have probably met her!
I am embarressed to be from Missouri
My ears are bleeding.
OMG I hate laughing at this chick, but it's SO funny…..fuckin' A
She appeals I think to those who enjoy laughing at mental illness. She clearly has some sort of condition (I am not an expert so I won't even guess) and these thousands of YouTubers, Perez, and her MySpace fans are just being very cruel in letting her think she is even remotely good. I hope for her sake she never realizes what a fool she has been made of by people like Perez.
You got to hear my cover of "Gimme More."
Wow, she sounds even better, without music, who could have dreamed that up?
Perez, you look good in a black wig and glasses, but you need to quit singing. I am crying from the comments above, it makes the blood coming from my ears all worth it.
I can h-o-n-e-s-t-l-y say that I have never said this before (nor did I ever think this would come from me) I am PROUD to be from UTAH!
@#227, "sue for loss of revenue…" rflmao.
This is pretty much the most wonderful thing I have ever heard in my life. It's like a choir of angels. No… it's like hearing the voice of god. I bled from my ears it was so pure and beautiful.
She should marry William Hung. God would laugh.
God, I'm so fucking glad you made Missouri. Thank you Jesus for Missouri, the Backstreet Boys, and Tina Motherfuck'n Chen.
Holy fucking shit. That was so horrid. What's with all the fucking weirdos in Missouri? Besides me, of course. I'm perfectly normal.
i think it's pretty ridiculous to say you feel embarrassed for her. think about it. you are NO ONE to this chick. who cares what you think? about her or anything? she's obviously handicapped, but what's your excuse? you, being anyone who is patronizing her & patronizing the rest of the people who DIDN'T log in to bash this kid, because some bitter, overweight, homosexual, sanctimonious blog owner suggested you should. what a bunch of followers! if you MUST have a leader (as you are, apparently, to weak to set your own examples), is perez the best you can do? ffs. lol. you sheep are worse off than this tina kid. that's the irony here.
OMG im from Missouri and this is embarassing…no wonder people have such a bad take on Missouri….
lol omg I don't know what else to say … the song is a complete mess … she's gotta be tone deaf ….
you should listen to "gimme more" too … IT'S TINA BITCH!
Re: aneury –
Bitch, please. Everyone knows that retards are funny. Don't act like your so above it all.
Re: wokman –
Can you name one Oriental that can sing? Because I have yet to see or hear one. I didn't say "Asian" because I wasn't talking about people from India, Russia, Israel, Pakistan, Iran etc. Just Orientals.
I use to sing songs like that but mine where better here are then names to a few
I'm a cat( your a bird)
I falled
I don't wanna go to bed
swimming if fun
but I was 5
and I am not making up the songs my mom and dad has me on video singing the songs they said they keeped them becuase I'm cute and blackmail
She's mentally handicapped right?
"There is a state which I live in. Which is called Missouri. It is called Missouri. Missouri is where I live. God has made this wonderful state. HO OH! Missouri is where I live. Missouri is a wonderful state. I live in Missouri!" WHAT A MASTERPIECE! She is a musical genius. This song had me thinking that Missouri was the greatest place in the world (Only for like ten seconds though…) Wow. I need to get this song into my iPod.
sounds like a developmentally challenged 5 year old wrote & sung it.
does n e one know if she has serious mental problems?
Hot Tranny Mess
i live in another country from tina…it is where i live…thank fucking god i dont live near tina…
I think its really funny, unless she is a special needs person. Then I think it is adorable that she keeps going with this.
i personally know this girl, and she is mentally disabled, and being delusional is part of her disability. you people are all douchebags for the things you've said.
Re: Adri – somewhere there are some shiny metal bars attached to a wall waiting for you…with your very own nice orange cott/wool blend jumpsuit with your name highlighted with black permanent marker written on the back & a new bff named pat! all just for you!
Re: JJ – you're a dick, jj.
the comments on this have made me lose faith in humanity. WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH ENORMOUS DICKS? WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO YOU? LEAVE TINA THE FUCK ALONE.
Seriously? I think this is someone's conceptual art project. It's too savvy about what the hip kids find "ironic" to really be a mentally special 17-year-old alone with a four-track and laptop in her bedroom. Somebody at Kansas City Art Institute is playing you all!
Re: FoReal – Bigot there are too many to name. you are ignorant and prejudiced.
you also enjoy laughing at someone with a genetic disorder called Williams Syndrome. People with Williams Syndrome are mentally retarded, do you people feel proud of yourselves?
I nominate this the new state song of Missouri.
That was so unbelievably painful to watch.
I had to look away in shame.
Williams syndrome is caused by the deletion of genetic material from the region q11.23 of chromosome 7. The deleted region includes more than 20 genes, and researchers believe that the loss of several of these genes probably contributes to the characteristic features of this disorder.
she's missing genetic material by no fault of her own. look it up fools!
She looks native american. Clearly she is mentally challenged but I have to ask.
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Does this genetic disorder come with it's own set of breast implants? or do your even more retarded parents need to consent to those?
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Medical science can fix a lot of things, but one thing they still can't do is:
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THEY CAN"T FIX STUPID!!!
Re: FoReal – Re: FoReal – "I wasn't talking about people from India, Russia, Israel, Pakistan, Iran etc. Just Orientals."
Oh do you mean people with the epicanthic eye fold? BTW Russians are European. And be careful there are over 1.5 billion of us…. and we invented martial arts.
Re: aneury – Well you're here so that makes you just as big an asshole, Anus
And now I have the greatest myspace profile song in the world…thank you once again perez!
The girl is obviously mentally handicapped and you're making fun of her.
Good move Perez.
Let her do her thing and leave her alone. Gosh!
HAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MADE MY DAY!!
I am more puzzled by her digitally enhanced photograph (high fashion runway fantasy?) than of the child-like God blessing Missouri song.
Who advises her?
It is so cruel to give this "woman, child" hope. She cant sing. I read her My space and I think she believes that she is a STAR. Stop telling her she has talent. She really SUCKS. She could be my daughter, where is her Mom? No more Perez!! Call her and be Simon, Man up. It is very sad, save her. PLEASE
Im sorry, she's cute in all but she is freakin crazy!
WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY….. no one else here is sooo creepy
so where is she from?
is she related to THE SHAGGS in anyway?she makes yoko sound like dinah washington.
bahahaha wowzers.
What the… She gives me the creeps.
omg that was herrendous lol
whoa! those kittens have to be fake!
Perez - You go beyond PNasty when you exploit a naive person with an intellectual disability. There is no humour here, only pathos. You, at least, should have the capacity to feel ashamed. At the same time, Tina needs an advocate close to home to help her understand that she is making herself the subject of widespread mockery. Very sad, for all who are involved and complicit, including you. I hope to see no more of this on your site.
It's just so horrible that it's…so funny, and yet…I feel like a bad person because I find it so funny. I mean, it's obvious that this girl is suffering from delusions at the VERY least. I wrote part of a song about Pan (the goat-man) that sounded a lot like this song…when I was in 4th grade.
Re: What a – anus? what age are you, 9? shouldn't your mommy be reading you a bedtime story right now? or maybe you don't have a mommy & that's why you feel the need to pick on the mentally challenged. since you are obviously not yet old enough to have mastered 5th grade reading comprehension skills, you must have missed the part where i said "i'm not here to patronize this kid". i logged on just for you. feel better now? now here, have a cookie & some milk to go with your bedtime story.
HOT STANKIN MESS!!!!