It's A Blessed Day!!!!!
Filed under: Tina Chen
Tina has bestowed upon us a new song!!!
But, it's not just another cover.
Missouri is a Kristina Chen original!
It's a song about God and her home state.
You must CLICK HERE to listen to this masterpiece!
Posted: May 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i'm really not sure whether to laugh or cry.
……what the fuck?
I am sorry but is Tina half retard? Like I am serious
I'm not sure why you people think this girl is serious? She's obviously fucking with us. I wasn't sure until I saw the picture associated with this song (the doctored pic with the "Tina" head on the "Dolly Parton" body)
this can't be for real.
I almost feel sorry for her because all these people giving her so much attention are really just making a big joke of her and it's making her genuinely believe she is amazing. It's funny yeah, but sad.
my friends and i wonder if she's retarded. ha.ha.
OK, guys, you're really not thinking clearly. Perez asks us daily to donate to various causes of people who have, umm, "issues", in the world. Would he really be going this far to make fun of a retarded girl in Missouri? Think about it for a minute!! This is CLEARLY a hoax. I can't believe so many people are so stupid. The photoshop boob pic is a dead giveaway. The hoaxster here is giving you a BIG FAT CLUE and you're ignoring it!
is she for real???
Oh My Gosh! People need to quit telling this poor girl that she has talent. I do however want people to encourage her to go on American Idol. How funny would that be? I mean seriously she has to realize that she sucks somehow right? Simon Im sure would have a field day with her.
Re: Kater –
Yea, actually this piece of work would make fun of someone in this manner, yet turn around and put some "such a good cause" crap on his blog. It's common practice here and it's called being a holy-than-though hypocrite with no talent - other than to trash everyone else. C'mon dude! Stick to the elite celebutards and move on. I'm glad your making a fortune ripping everyone to shreads and TRL is obviously desperate for having you - but this is childish and mean spirited.
Is she fucking serious. If that is called writing a song then I'm the fucking best composer and song writer in the world. Does she actually think people like her?
OMFG Perez! That chick is hilarioous…and sad. You have to find a way for her to get over her fear of gays and do an interview with her.LOL Where the hell are this girl's parents???? Do they have any clue that their retarded kid is online doing this stuff? She clearly isn't the brightest bulb in the box, so somebody must be helping her put her "concerts" online for all to see.
omfg! i wanna rip of my fucking ears! how can anyone think she's is a good singer, look on her comment (@myspace) fucking hell, what a liars?! its mean that people make her believe that she's a good singer, when she clearly isn't!
can anyone tell her that she sucks, please?
Fuck, now i have her Missouri song stuck in my head!!
Superb as always x
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I am so glad that I grew up before MySpace, YouTube, etc. You better bet that there would have been some Ana originals floating around. "You have created Iowa, You have created Me. God has made Iowa, the state that I live in." (P.S. I no longer live in Iowa…I got iz-out.)
hahahahh deeply in my heart i fel awfull for her but i have to admit that it's so freacking funny!! i was laughing my ass out for ten mins haha!
gimme more is awesome!
it's kristina bitch!!
auch…that hurt my ears and my soul:)
You know those kids in school that acted effeminate and people teased them about being gay and such? I remember thinking "That must really suck if they are, or aren't gay to be treated that way" I often stuck up for kids that attacked others in such a way. I am POSITIVE Mario (Perez) got attacked in such a way himself.
So he is either acting out (Lots of those people that got attacked, end up either feeling sorry for those that do later on, or end up attackers themselves)
I think we know which path Perez took.
In other words, Mario's little page of making fun of people stems from all the times he was made fun of as a little kid for being a pansy.
And Mario aka Perez is doing the same thing to this girl. And some of you are too. YAY you should really feel better about yourselves now or something.
Or not.
Are you people all dumb? This girl knows exactly what she is doing:Exploiting herself. She should be ashamed for what this does to all mentally handicapped people.
Please tell me this is a joke. Please.
THE TITLE OF MY NEW SONG : "CONSANGUINITY IN MISSOURI"
Shut up bitch, extremly bad.
If it wasn't for deluded people with unnecessary amounts of self confidence no matter what they do…we wouldnt have american idol tryouts or fat people on beaches wearing speedos and bikinis to laugh at. rock on tina. your a tard whos terriffic to me! hahahahaha
That has to be the best/worst thing I think I've EVER heard… wow.
it's bad
Re: anon Are you people all dumb? This girl knows exactly what she is doing:Exploiting herself. –
Actually I am not sure she does know what she is doing. Either way, belittling her doesn't make one a good person. It actually makes her a better person that you.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
dude quick fucking with mentally challenged people
The only hope for this confused child is AMERICAN IDOL - Simon will set her straight so she can go explore more constructive things to do with her time. But then maybe she can go the William Hung route!
Re: RobinM – Ha, good one.
Re: cpo dude quick fucking with mentally challenged people –
I am beginning to think Mario has a sociopathic problem. He only shows emotions when it is directly effecting his life. Other people are fair game.
Sad. I wonder if he knows how many people he's mad cry or feel bad about themselves.
But as long as he gets the hits and the $$$ he doesn't care!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Re: Mom The only hope for this confused child is AMERICAN IDOL - Simon will set her straight so she can go explore more constructive things to do with her time. But then maybe she can go the William Hung route! –
She probably doesn't get much attention at home. I mean unless this is a fake, and someone is doing this just to get hits, she has parents that don't watch her very well.
wow, she is seriously delusional and really needs psychiatric help. surprise surprise I try to post a comment on her HORRIBLE MySpace and it has to be approved. She really needs a therapist.
Oh my, and she is from Missouri. Probably down the road from me!
Re: Katie wow, she is seriously delusional and really needs psychiatric help. surprise surprise I try to post a comment on her HORRIBLE MySpace and it has to be approved. She really needs a therapist. –
Um you do know she is mentally handicapped don't you? :\Even if it's a real person. It could just be one of the many zombie myspace site used to just get hits.
Re: JJ – Thats a fucked up thing to say!
Re: Alicia – yes
does she not mean MISSERY?
She sounds like Wendy the Retard and looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein. She's amazing!
what a twat.
That was excruciating!
H AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.
i just cannot stop laughing and listening to her myspace page,
SERIOUSLY?!
WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUCK.
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS FUCKING BUSNIESS, hahahahahahha.
theres a lot of talk about tina having williams syndrome, does anyone know this for certain or are we assuming? im not being mean tho those people, im just interested
Re: KevinK –
who are you kidding? you're the kid everyone was fucking picking on!!!
Alright, I really don't mean to sound insensitive or rude, but is she developmentally disabled?
You r fucking kidding, right? This is so pathetic, and like a special olympics american idol whacked out trash! Anyone who really thinks this is greeat in anyway AT ALL
IS ANYONE ELSE STARTING TO THINK TINA IA AS FAKE AS THAT LONELYGIRL15 OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS? THERE'S NO WAY THIS ISN'T SOME SCREWED UP PUBLICITY STUNT.
omfg perez. you made me nose-squirt diet root beer all over my monitor.
leave that poor retard alone!!!
All I can say is that I live in Missouri and if I ever have a chance to vote for state song… well… need I say more?
seriously though… is she okay?
Oh. My. God.
That is seriously the worst thing I have ever heard in my life. How is that considered "songwriting"? All she said was "i live in Missouri", "Missouri is where I live." WTF?????
i just died.
fuck.
stop singing.
like, i understand that she most likely has some sort of disability,
but her parents allow her to embarres herself like THIS?
jesus christ.
MAKE IT STTOOOOPPP
OMG is she kidding me….i think my 2 year old sang a song just like this last week.
…
And I used to think anybody could sound alright with a little bit of reverb… What a stupid girl I was!
Perez Hilton is a bully.
The world would be a better place if this site shut down. Who needs all this negative energy?
He's probably such an ass because he actually hates himself. I don't blame him -what's there to like?
Why are all the retards Christians?
Re: stunne – HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! That was the funniest thing I have heard in A LONG time!! Hhehehhehe!! So funny..Hahahahhaa!! Nose-squirt.. Hehehe!!
))))))
oh yeah, thats a club banger
Re: TiminB – That's brilliant! LOL
You must go back and listen to "GIVE ME MORE."
OMG!
i love how ppl post comments on her myspace saying how amazin she is… lmao
you're right… masterpiece…. i couldn't stop listening… and then i wanted to die. hot picture too
Do you think this is all an act?
Re: Justin – LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme gimme mOOHHHRRRR-RRRR- ORRR-OORRRRR - truly sounds like a ghost haunting the insides of my brain.
wow…this is hilarious. she actually thinks she can sing, when really it sound like a dying hippo.
Is this real??!
bahahahahha! what a loser.
there IS a method to your madness, yes, yes there is.
Re: Jzwhu wow…this is hilarious. she actually thinks she can sing, when really it sound like a dying hippo. –
Maybe because… hmm.. let me think… she's mentally handicapped? Are you one of the people that go to events that have those that are mentally handicapped just to laugh at them?
Karma is a bitch.
she is a hotttt mess LOL
Ahahah yeah people being retarded then making fun of them is cool AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
I GET IT.
Have we as a society really fallen this far?
wow…why?
WOW, she sounds like a fucking dying horse!
jesusssss, she needs to shut the FUCK UP, right nowww.
i think my ears are bleeding of extreme RETARDEDNESS.
Are you kidding me?
Damn she freaks me out
Wow…the lyrics are simply amazing. Is she one of Paul McCartney's offspring?
My poor bunnies ears, which are ALWAYS UP, just went down and the tips may be lodged tightly inside his ears! I WILL be sending Tina the Vet bill!!!
Re: eric – You are so damn right! Wonderful idea, props!
Re: jess WOW, she sounds like a fucking dying horse! jesusssss, she needs to shut the FUCK UP, right nowww. i think my ears are bleeding of extreme RETARDEDNESS. –
Sad thing is, your statement says more about you than her.
ok i foresee her future 50 YEAR OLD VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN…..poor girl so not attractive…
My 8 year old daughter can write a bettter song than this. Tina you SUCK!
What does one say to some trash like this? I am going to go see if I can choke myself to death now.
HEY GUYS, WHAT PART OF HER BEING MENTALLY RETARDED DO YOU NOT GET?
Either a lot of other retards post at this site, or people have turned into sociopathic sheeple.
i would love to see tina go on american idol, and have simon shut her down… then her being like "well on my space i have soo many fans lol"
Re: lol i would love to see tina go on american idol, and have simon shut her down… then her being like "well on my space i have soo many fans lol" –
Because she is like retarded and that would be funny. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA he ho … hum.
who crys a song with the only lyrics i live in missouri. yay jesus
I PLAYED THIS GIRLS MUSIC (OR WHATEVER) FOR SOME OF MY FRIENDS AT WORK……..BAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD IDEA!
I FEEL SORRY FOR HER AS WELL. & I JUST CANNOT GET OVER THE FACT SHE'S ALL UP ON HER MYSPACE PAGE LIKE "IT'S TINA BITCH" …………THEN TURNS AROUND LIKE "I'M JESUS #1 FAN????? WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON????………PS……NOBODY HAS 1 MILLION FRIENDS ON MYSPACE. I JUST DON'T GET IT?
LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU THEN. S H E I S R E T A R D E D .
You bunch of inbred dumbfucks. Seriously. No one has shame anymore.
Re: KevinK – Are you sure she's retarded? Are you a trained geneticist? I know people have mentioned that she has been diagnosed with Williams Syndrome. How do they know? Do they or you know her personally? Maybe Tina's just doing this just to be silly or to get attention.
Re: adf;a; said Re: KevinK – Are you sure she's retarded? Are you a trained geneticist? I know people have mentioned that she has been diagnosed with Williams Syndrome. How do they know? Do they or you know her personally? Maybe Tina's just doing this just to be silly or to get attention. –
It's been mentioned before by Perez himself. And you have to be a retard yourself not to see it.
But if it makes you feel better to not beleive she is when you attack her, go right ahead.
Should it even matter if she is retarded or not? Is attacking someone just because you don't share their beliefs suddenly ok now?
jesus…
Perez? Is she mentally handicapped? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just how she comes across!
Re: Kylie –
Perez? Is she mentally handicapped?
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Yes she is, and he wont tell you sweetheart
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Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just how she comes across!
Exactly. But some people's lives are so hateful they will make fun of anyone they think is "lower" than them.
Pathetic.