Lard Ass
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Oh, Mush Mush!
Insiders from Mischa Barton's recent Nylon magazine cover shoot report that they had a "really hard time trying to make her look good" cause of the state of her legs.
Mushy, right?
Tell us something we already didn't know!
MushMush was also way difficult to work with. She supposedly threw a tantrum and claimed her car didn't arrive to pick her and her mother up for the shoot.
The source reports, "But when Nylon checked, it turns out it was Mischa who didn't show up. The driver was waiting for 30 minutes but she never came down."
MushMush Fartone just can't get anything right these days.
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 12:50 am
STOP HATING ON HER!!! SERIOUSLY ITS TIME TO STOP
Stop trying to turn Mischa into the new Britney, you know, the one who you constantly talk shiz about, turning them into a mess. I notice how there's no Britney talk here no more, how much were you paid for that??
She, like many other women in the business, have small faces, slim shoulders and small breasts, but when you get to below their waistlines they become thick. Jennifer Love Hewitt has done a great job concealing that fact all these years, but a few extra pounds and some pics of her in MOMMY jeans blew her cover…not to mention the bikini shots from behind.! She's just built that way…and she carries herself like a shlump (Micha, that is)
that's it
i'm convinced you are a chauvinistic pig
you only cater to latinos and other gay dudes
i never see any posts from you ridiculing and picking apart men the way you do women who are more successful than you
not to mention you are fat as hell and shouldn't be pointing the finger at anyone for having issues with their body
rot in hell perez
Is it illegal to be imperfect in Hollywood? On one hand, we criticise those who butcher their bodies and faces (like Demi Moore) in the quest of youth, on the other, we scrutinise a normal 22 year old for being…normal!
Perez, I realise you're trying to be entertaining, but it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Mischa weighs about 25% of your body weight. I just find it hard to take someone who has weight issues seriously when he's criticising people without weight issues for being fat…makes no sense. Is America stupid? Are you stupid? I don't get it.
She's thin for God's sake…if Mischa is fat and hideous, then the rest of us (including you) should just shoot ourselves now. Way to go for perpetuating eating disorders - gays like you sometimes make me say "no wonder" when your lot gets treated like crap.
Perez is a bit of lard ass himself so that was pretty stupid.
leave her alone she is not fat!!! lay off!!!! wow you guys!!!! IF U THINK SHE IS FAT, THEN A STICK IS PROBABLY SIZE YOU EXPECT TO BE NORMAL!!
MUSHY,
You have a yeast infection in your legs. get help.
come on now shes not big at all
ALRIGHT PEOPLE THIS IS PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!! she is not fat to start with! shes a normal healthy size, The media and the modeling world makes people with normal bodies look and feel over weight when they are the furthest thing from it! It makes me mad! YES SHE HAS LEGS! BIG FUCKING WOOP! i do too and i dont concider myself fat. Im a model and i have legs semi like that get the hell over it people!
Perez you probably have more fat in that belly than misha in one leg.
AND SHE SAYS THE PHOTOS WERE DOCTORED ! MY ASS (IS CELLULITE FREE )
who the fuck does perez think he is… calling someone else LARD ASS? take a look in the mirror… mischa barton is beautiful… and you? well your discusting.
i was stuck behind her at starbucks not too long ago and the first thing i noticed were her sausage link legs. it is true. they are gross.
She has legs like a real woman! There is nothing wrong with a little imperfection!
are you kidding me…the people at NYLON said that about her?? perez you are being a really horrible person by calling her mushy and lard ass. shes not fat! she obviously doesnt care what you have to say or she would probably be anorexic by now thanks to people like you! so why dont you leave her alone. sure she sucks at acting but shes a normal sized girl…
I just don't get why Perez ridicules certain people, yet applauds the likes of Madonna? Err…Madonna has the body and face of a man. She's too thin, too veiny and too old to be wearing 'clothes' most teenagers wouldn't wear.
But let me guess, Madonna is a gay icon so you have to conform and kiss her ass. Sure, she's a good entertainer, but at the end of the day, Mischa hasen't made a fortune by selling prostitution to young girls like Madonna has.
SHE's a lard ass? Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
kudos Mischa! Im proud of a girl who isnt a size 2 that knows she's hot and flaunts it i wish i had legs like that! Screw you Nylon you lost a reader!!
I don't get it. When the OC was on, people complained all the time that she was sickly thin…and now this? I find it really pathetic and hypocritical.
it's not that's she's fat cause she's not but she has a huge about of cellulite for someone soo slim. if i was her i would spend my money on lipo not clothes.
perez! I hate fart as much as the next person, but seriously- her legs are not fat! you have a responsebility towards young girls that love you and your blog. when we see stuff like this, we just wanna give up! she is not a lard ass! shes not hot either- but not fat! there are sooooo many things to trash fart with, go there instead!
i really dont get u. u slate victoria beckham for being too thin and a 'bad role model for girls', then u show pics of fergie having a little tummy, what the hell is wrong with you and then you pretend like u dont hav a problem with it, but if u though fergie and mischa looked normal y wud u post pics of them nd say shit.
evry girl has a bit of cellulite nd i think that she looks the best she has in years. wt the hel is wrong with you you fat shit
shallow thats all i can say go and get a real job. your just a stalker and really sad and shallow
what the fuck. honestly, who gives a damn that she has cellulite. welcome to reality. no one is perfect and this site doesnt help the image of perfection that so many girls feel that they have to live up to. make fun of mischa barton's acting skills. but don't make fun of her realistic body. i like that georgous people can have cellulite. its real its natural and lets not give it up for perfection
Listen, people can not help if they have cellulite. It has nothing to do with being fat or not working out. It's genetic. My mom is anorexic and has horrible cellulite. She works out constantly and is skin and bones. However, my mom's sister in law is very fat and overweight and yet has not one dimple on her body.
I can't help that I inherited my mom's cottage cheese. I'm mortified enough about it as it is but there is nothing I can do. I work out and try everything. We can make fun of Mushy for being a total talentless bitch, but pointing out her cellulite isn't right because it's making fun of the billions of women in the world that have cellulite through no fault of their own!
What's your excuse for being a "lard ass," Perez?
F U Fatty. That's what your dick looks like.
Seriously, leave her alone. You're not exactly thin yourself Perez. And besides, she is beautiful and you're only furthering ideals of beauty [standards that you yourself do not meet, may I add] that are seemingly unattainable to thousands of girls.
seriously, perez! shes not that bad…shes what we would call normal looking. cellulite is something that is sometimes genetic, and even though she may have let loose in the past it doesnt exactly make your female readers (remember us? your biggest demographic) who have cellulite (and i know there are a lot of us!) feel very good.
im 5”7, 25 years old and 120 pounds. i also have cellulite. just as i am blessed with being naturally thin i also have cellulite. its so common.
i know mischa is a shitty person but maybe instead of focussing on her cellulite, stick to trashing her personality, because ulitmately that is something she can modify.
Go Lola!
eww…
my friend's aunt works for ked's and said that for all the ads she's done for them they've had to spend hella time and $ to photoshop a DIFFERENT girls un-lardy legs hahaha. that's embarrassing. she needs to stop wearing shorts and mini-dresses, get a fucking trainer mushy!!
XO
eww…
my friend's aunt works for ked's and said that for all the ads she's done for them they've had to spend hella time and $ to photoshop in a DIFFERENT girl's un-lardy legs hahaha. that's embarrassing. she needs to stop wearing shorts and mini-dresses, get a fucking trainer mushy!!
XO
Dude seriously.. how many times are you going to post this picture..
LIKE HONESTLY ITS RIDICULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
cellulite is hereditary so why do you continue to bash her for something she has no control over. She looks better than all the people talking shit anyway!
i love mischa, and who cares if she has a little celulite on her legs!
ummm this is so slack and dameaning
y do u care about her size?
i think she looks great nd its quite sad that yous are putting her down!!!
atleast she isnt 1 of these young celebs who hav anorexia
tehe normally i would think this is mean, but I don't think mischa has much to offer holllywood
nice to know even the "super skinny" of hollywood have cellulite
You guys got to remember. Perez, much like say a 12 year old boy, doesn't know much about girls. I mean he thinks vaginas are "icky" and probably has never been with a woman. How is he supposed to know what women look like? I am surprised he hasn't posted "ewww look at her boobs, she has boobs!" yet.
Perez simply don't know any better.
Re: gossip nice to know even the "super skinny" of hollywood have cellulite –
Every girl does. Perez is just too gay to realize that.
Well….i know she says she looks like a real woman, but at her age THAT much cellulite is just wrong! She's young and rich so if she wants curves, she can have 'em but not with that cellulite! Her career is going down the drains- she should at least try to keep her figure!
Re: Anon Well….i know she says she looks like a real woman, but at her age THAT much cellulite is just wrong! She's young and rich so if she wants curves, she can have 'em but not with that cellulite! Her career is going down the drains- she should at least try to keep her figure! –
I've seen thin 16 year old have cellulite. Read a book, read a book, read a mother fucking book.
i think ses still gorgeouse, i would love to see the amount of cottage cheese perez has got slabbed on his leggs. YUCK
Re: lacey said: i would love to see the amount of cottage cheese perez has got slabbed on his leggs –
Then he could show you his own!
*rimshot* I am here all night folks.
Mischa is a very pretty girl - lovely face, beautiful, flawless complexion, great hair. Her legs are her weak point - always have been. If I were Mischa, I would (a) fire my stylist (b) start accentuating the positives, like the old song says, and eliminating the negatives. Maybe there is more she can do to exercise and eat better and get her legs a little slimmer, but it might just be that this is her body type - inherited. So what's wrong with wearing some fabulous flowy trousers (they were everywhere on the runways for fall), and long dresses for relaxing and for evening? Stopoing to those boutiques on Robertson and Melrose that cater to the skinny-minny types, and get some personal Mischa-style. Look at how totally cool women like Hepburn and Dietrich and Garbo and Bacall always looked (and still do when you see those sixty-year-old photos) in those slouchy slacks and change it UP, girl!
i honestly think that you perez have a lard ass and a problem because that girl has nothing wrong with her but you on the other hand have lots of LARD creeping up your ass. and a whole bunch of cellulite that any of us can only imagining. your not a size 2. which seems like a gay man like yourself prefer women to look like. Gay not Straight, just my point, your not haven't fantasy to bang her so what do you care. thats ironic that you find pleasure in knocking down women. it's pathetic expecting women to look flawless. flaws make the person. ALL those flaws made you. not everyone's perfect perez and if you ask me she looks fine and might i add that you and your flaw having self is being the lard ass.
PLEASE… she looks fine…not perfect…but then who is???? I know I am not..but that's alright…it is called confidence…get some and when you do, you will discover, that being a bully really is not healthy……leave her alone…
Oh gosh I thought that was Goldie Horne!
FUCK YOU PEREZ, YOU ARE THE ONLY LARD ASS ON THIS WEB SITE.
PSSST Mario, here's a hint. If you don't want to keep losing readers, stop with the shallowness.
I mean stop with the idiotic shallowness. We know you don't know about girls. But you don't have to embarrass yourself honey.
get a life perez… have you looked in the mirror lately… hypocrite.
Let's see your asssssssssssssssssssssss. What is she too normal? Not enough plastic for yaw'll?????
Perez please you need to get over the picking of pour Mischa's legs…
i mean in the real world there are so many like them!
Focus your attention on something more interesting…like courtney love and getting her to focus on suicide!
all of you talking have cottage cheese thighs
She is gorgeous!!
She has a lovely body, please perez, name me one woman who doesnt have cellulite!
How dare you say shes fat, have you looked at yourself, of recent?
Grow up, Mischa is amazing!