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Diva!
Filed under: Serena Williams
Now this is how you do it!
Serena Williams pulled a Diddy.
The tennis star had a nosh at L'Avenue restaurant in gay Paris on Thursday.
She didn't take too kindly to the rain, though!
So, what's a girl to do????
Have your own Personal Umbrella Handler, of course!
Does she have someone wipe her ass after she shits too????
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: May 31, 2008 at 6:00 pm
How can she be a diva? she is a man
To all the people talking about how "bad" they feel for the man - TRUST ME. HE IS GETTING PAID G'$$$$$, MMKAY? So STFU.
I don't feel bad for him at all.
He probably makes more money than every commenter on here! LOL.
He isn't being forced to do that job, so he damn well must be getting a lot of money for it :O
James Brown in a nurse's outfit.
BRICK SHIT HOUSE
Re: Liz – You really are a sicko. Too bad you didn't set an example and leave your name and address blowhard.
you all are soooooo jealous. you should stop making fun of serena and never make fun of venus because they are so good and much better tennis players than anyone on this blog will ever be. go williams sisters!
The racist bullshit is the most disturbing aspect of this website… I'm sure most of these ignorant and disgusting comments are coming from young people who would never utter such vile regurgitation in public… Your days of anonymity are almost up hopefully!
Lol, the dude holding her umbrella looks like Australia's last Prime Minister, John Howard. hahahaha
Serena rocks! Thats all! Oh and fuck all of you racist cunts!! You're just jealous that she is a filthy rich and talented athlete!! She is not a man u dumb fucks!! Stop the hate! You are all going to burn in hell anyway u fuckin ignorant pussies who have to hide under robes and hate!!! FUCK YOU!! DEATH to all racists!!
Serena rocks!!! Stop the hate! Fuck you racists out there. You people repulse me. It's 2008 and you people are acting like it's 1908! Racism blows!
Serena kicks ass!!!! Love her!!
Re: Shaun – you are so racist.
She can afford whatever she wants. Do it ! BUT she has a mans body like i ain't neva seen. . . . .
I CAN'T STAND THEIR TENNIS COURTSIDE BITCHIN—-THEY BLAME EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WHEN THE GAME DOESN'T GO THEIR WAY.
fat gorilla fat gorilla fat gorilla
you guys are ridiculous.
she prob didn't have an umberella and prob the restaurant manager/staff/whatever offered to do this while she waited for her car or something. Parisians are accommodating people and they also appreciate women and have manners.
if she DID have an ass wiper, I'd sign up for the gig, she's amazing.
you lot posting this mean shit are pathetic.
Perez, get real.
TRANNY??
How sure are we that this is not really a man? I bet she has a 6-inch clit.
Tranny says WTF?!?!
you mean "he"??
Hold your own damn umbrella - ella ella eh eh…
get a life parez. its not too late for you to go back to school, you loser!
also to the people posting hateful comments, GROW UP!!
Serena is the best tennis player ever. It's SAD people can't see it because there is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much racism in the world.
She looks like Wesley Snipes in Too Wong Foo!
Why do we get all these idiot racists lashing out here? Don't they get to vent anywhere else? Yes she is up herself but why get racist about it????????????
Just pure ignorance!
Why don't all the sick racist bastards go to their neo nazi and kkk websites where they belong.
Wow! She (HE????) is a huge beast! And I kinda think she looked better with the afro-braidy hair-do. Seriously, if I saw that walking down the street I'd for sure think it was a sex change tranny.
I could swear I've read that James Brown died!
Little bitty man running after that big girl. Shame on her.
Honestly, she looks like a transsexual nurse in a porn film. What the HELL is she wearing?
Re: Liz – I think those ARE black people saying that to get a rise out of people like you! did you ever think of that??
Re: NASTY – Or you could just sit down…that's right, sit down right where you are. Now Im gonna need you to grab the nearest sharp object…and stab yourself in the heart. You do have a heart, right, you racist peice of crap? Anyway, back to killing yourself. Living with as much hate as you do, being alive, for you, is a bad thing. Really, I promise the world will be a little better without you. Bye!
my gawd thats sad… celebs need to fuckin do shit for themselves
I don't think she is attractive AT ALL! I have always thought her and her sister look like giant gorillas!
THIS UNATTRACTIVE MAN/WOMAN IS SO TYPICAL OF SOMEONE WHO COMES FROM NOTHING AND THINKS THIS IS WHAT "RICH" FOLKS DO. HOW SILLY AND SOOOOO CLASSY … NOT!!! WHAT AN IDIOT INDEED. AND, OF COURSE, THE THE UMBRELLA HANDLER HAS TO BE "WHITE". BY THE WAY, AS AUSTIN POWERS WOULD SAY, "SHE'S A MAN BABY!!!"
She's working the fuck out of that dress too. Damn she's fucking fierce!
Haters, if you have nothing nice to say then FUCK OFF! She is an athlete, better than the anorexic bitches that dominate the media. If i could make a million dollars off one days work like her i would never carry anything!
how fucking hard is it to hold ur own damned umbrella??
i guess she also has a servant to take care that she takes her steroids. :/
SHe looks like some crazed, psycho, transvestite nurse character in a 'B' horror flick.
I think thats a man, not a woman, right?
she is huaaagggeeee!!!!!
i would like to shake her ass whole night long doggy style!!! ha ha i love hard ass the harder to crack the more satisfying it is lol.
I'm dying to know. At what point in life do you get so big that you HIRE someone to hold your umbrella for you???
no matter what she wears she'll always look like a gorilla on a dress…money can't get you everything!
Re: Taqo_Belle – exactly. Now tell how did you get that thingymajigy picture….I want one too.
[b] I LOVE SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A TRUE DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
[b] I LOVE SERENA!!!!!!!
SHE IS A TRUE DIVA!!!!!!!! [/b]
Dude looks like a lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwww nasty. Did she always looked like a man? Looking at this picture and her all dressed up makes her look like a tranny. She should always dress down.
You can't be serious. Obviously you have never been to a top-tier restaurant - one that derives it's reputation from the food and service, not the celebs that patronize it. This was probably just a restaurant employee helping her to her waiting car - the type of service available to all patrons.
Gee Whiz, she looks like a man. Maybe she should have held the umbrella for the little guy!!
She looks like a trannie … not even a good looking one at that!
Looks like godzilla.
She's a dumba*s and any other celeb how can't hold their own umbrella is a dumba*s too
Re: Fatass – LOL
Re: NASTY – Soooo fucking typical. Don't hate…please don't hate!
sasquatch
her balls are hanging all the way down!!
Yeah, make a giant spectacle after getting badly beaten at Rolland Garros. If this girl had any brains, she would have left town quickly after that horrifying defeat. And look at the weak little French man assigned to hold up her umbrella. Dude, if that's the best you can do in life then you belong in France.
God forbid it was the reverse, a white celeb with a black man carrying the umbrella! We would never hear the end of it!
Give it up Serena you look like a man!!
she is being lazy..
so what if she doesn't operate her own umbrella. majority of the rich where i live have at least a guard and a umbrella handler
she looks like James Brown - reborn hehe.
that's the biggest men I've ever seen in a dress!
Actually, L'avenue is a restaurant close to the Champs Elysée…
she's ginormous
what a beast!!!! yikes
Re: Duboiz – Shut the fuck up and get off this site moron.
and you tell us you got it bad. how far youve come in 200 years. a white low self esteem bitch holding an umbralla over your nappy head. must make you feel good to have come this far. stop complaining. quick question is your father retarded. he looks like he got one brain cell due to large consumptions of ripple.
only in france can you get some midget trying to make a buck carry this gorrilas umbrella. the last time i seen a monkey this big she was climbing the empire state building. the white dude has declined. i would have stuck the umbrella up her ass and opened it. she wouldnt feel it though because her asshole is stretched out due to taking large dick
OMG!! That picture is sooooo wrong in sooooo many ways. Firstly, the dude is black - doesn't she have any appreciation for herself? She could have at least gotten a white dude to hold her umbrella. Secondly, the dude is OLD. Have some respect for the dudes age and accomplishments in life. Don't reduce the poor dude to running after you,,,, you should hold his umbrella, yah got the arms for it.
if its raining dont get some french bitch to hold an umbrella over your tranny head. do what you all do best. climb a tree. the leaves will keep you dry. you bitch. belittle that little pathetic white man. he dont count because hes not american. no white american white man would lower himself. your huge. i bet you pinch a loaf bigger than me. dad is retarded. you know that
is it me or am i the only one in the world who thinks she looks like a man on steroids. her and her sister both look like disgusting dudes.
Sheman is so arrogant and I think that is what makes her ugly to me! She is very very manly and aggressive in the court! Her and her sister are just way too over the top and they play the fact that they are African American to get the sympathy vote.
All the money in the world cannot make this girl look feminine she is WRONG!
omg…. she looks like a tranny on steriods…she could eat that man alive….look at those legs! cover them up..please.
Wow…the haters are always in abundance. it's okay Perez Hilton and his bitches or do i say bastards ( i like to call men bitches too!), no need to be jealous because she worked hard and is now living the high life….which you will never get to even if you came back for the next 10 lifetimes!
Wow you guys are really dogging her big time. I don't get we are not in grade school. She's a professional athlete she's supposed to look like that.
Too bad L'Avenue isn't at all in gay Paris, but near the Champs Elysées…
i worked in this restaurant so i know it very well…
and this is absolutely not in the gay paris!
it's on the avenue montaigne where are all the high designer shops
(chanel, gucci, prada, dior etc etc etc), plaza athenée palace…
anyway…
i agree with everyone here though…she looks like a man! :-0
Re: NASTY – Nasty - I think she looks like your Mother after a good sun-tan!!! (ha ha ha!!!)
she looks like a giant ape
IT"S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!
"Dude looks like a lady"!!!! That big bitch HAS GOT to be a man. Look at those forearms!! They need to 'roid test tennis now. Bet she has a dick. That one big ugly monkey bitch.
I'm sorry, I think this is a pic of Dennis Rodman. GROSSSSSS!!!!
Go on black girl!! Show these jealous lil white girls how its done…you racists can keep yappin away but in the end money really does talk. So suck on that.
she needs some coco butter on dem knees with the quickness.
dude, it's just somebody being a gentleman. what lady wouldn't appreciate that?
Look like a man in drag !
Is that O J in a dress?
Who's that tranny???
If Perez could afford a Personal Umbrella holder he would have one. Don't hate, it's soooo ugly!!!!!!!
The ignorance on this site is at an all time high. If perez was a real celebrity an not just a wannabe he'd have someone carrying his umbrella too. By the way she speaks fluent French and Italian and most of the people who commented don't even have a firm grasp on the Englich language.
Gorilla with a wig!
Uhm, when I went to the small cabin-style hotel Perquin-Lenca in Morazan , El Salvador last year I had a little Salvadoran guy run down 85 flights of stairs (the hotel is on a mountainside) with an umbrella holding it for me as we walked, or crawled, up the 85 flights of stairs to check in. I think it is simple decensy. Oh and by the way, rain or no rain, you should totally go there!