Perez may look a bit like Luis Guzman's brother, but I am no prize either. With my bulging eyes, sunking cheek bones and no chin, I look like Drew Barrymores Down's Syndrome mom. So stop picking Perez and take an honest look in the mirror beaut.
I think SJP is beautiful and a very accomplished actress. Just because she's not a plastic bubble head "typical" starlet, she gets picked on? She's incredibly stylish in her own way, seems grounded, has a beautiful family, and I look forward to seeing what she decides to take on next in her career. I've been a fan since "Square Pegs".
she's no beauty but she has sex appeal.
why does everyone hate her so much these days? was there a memo to hate on her that i missed?
you're complexion is awful and no one's made a website about that. i suggest you douche your face.
I don't think she looks like a horse at all. Why the fuck do morons make these websites? To prove that they are complete dickheads with nothing else to do with their lives. I bet their dicks are 2 inches long. Completely dumb and not remotely funny.
oh and one more thing…it was extra mean that you didn't even say what the link was to, to prevent fans from haivng to look at that piece of crap. you basically forced us all to support a wreched, pathetic site. i hope those losers burn in hell. which they will, along with you and every other cruel person in the world today.
Perez's face makes me want to throw my guts up and he has the nerve to make fun of the way other ppl look?!?! Kinda makes me wonder just exactly what his motives are.
SJP is one of the few women in Hollywood that doesn't make herself look like every other clone in Hollywood. She is beautiful and sexy and aging gracefully…like real women do!
The mere mention of this website is inexcusable. Sarah Jessica Parker redefines timeless beauty and charisma. As a devout viewer of Sex and the City, I can say with confidence that the character that [she] portrays defines her moreso as a person than as a contrived persona. With due respect to her business, she aspires to capture and entrance an audience. I think it is safe to assume that she has delievered a job well done.
I think she is a very beautiful woman!!! she is a classic beauty with class and is very respectable!!! She doesn't look like a horse… You look like one Perez!!! I like your site but I think you need to look in the mirror before you start pointing your fingers at celebs!!! Also I find it funny that you want to be what you criticize everyday… you want the fame and fans just like they do! But you're just angry that they are more successful than you and thats why you are so hateful!!!
This is as funniest as when you called adam sandlers baby fat and ugly, really I like the site but this bullshit stuff is so stupid. She is pretty and I can't wait to see her tomorrow in the movie.
Perez looks like he stinks WORSE than a public garbage dump on the hottest day of the whole fucking year and he has the nerve to bash on perfectly innocent peeps?!
oh god this is so old and has been posted on so many other blogs last week. slow day with the celebrity gossip. wow this is sad Perez, get with it, really…
FUCK ALL OF YOU UGLY CUNTS!! YOU WOULD KILL TO BE HALF AS GORGEOUS AS SARAH JESSICA!! SHE IS LOVELY ON THE INSIDE AND OUT AND ALL YOU ARE ARE BUNCH OF LOOOSERS WHO ARE TO UGLY TO SEE REAL BEAUTY
I like to be sarcastic. Tease. Be a little naughty sometimes. Use some four letter words. Be the devil's advocate. But I just can't muster or sustain the energy to be this…well…mean.
I, Sir Headley C. Bentworth IV, hereby deem you insolent. My vast stable of race horses, which I hold in great esteem, feel more than insulted. The majesty of my animals and their dignity should never be imposed on by such a petulant figure as this gamey actress. I henceforth request that you not link to such disturbing sites ever again or I will have to engage my legal council and have a bench mark managed against you. My vast influence in legal and social circles will lean heavily upon you. Be advised.
When perez posts stuff about himself i have to insert a suppository for nausea before i look at his pathetic vids bragging how it's his dogs "birthday", or that he kissed Jon Mayer in his dreams, or whatever the fuck. You're simply a sickening individual!
so SJP might not be super pretty but at least she's not a FAMEWHORING horse face like heidi montag. give me a break people, at least SJP (who came from nothing) is now sucessful. and without a reality show or anything else stupid like that that we have waaaaaaaay too much of these days.
I think SJP has way more class and Personality then that Crack Whole Angelina Jolie your always promoting.
SJP has pretty eyes and beautiful smile. Leave her alone.
Pepole need to get a fucking job, how the fuck does anyone have time to put up a website about a fantastic woman looking like an animal?
That person should get a fucking job a and a sexlife. you stupid fucking americans, its only you who do such idiot pointless things.
I met Sarah Jessica Parker about a year ago and words cannot begin to describe her compassion, eloquence, warmth and beauty and dignity. She knows that she has millions of fans, and is also aware that some people do not support her. And although she is grateful to her fans, her priority is her family. Her goal in life was to be a good mother, wife, and actress, not a celebrity. Sarah Jessica has not taken her fame lightly, however, and separates her private life from the public (which is to be highly admired in a world of fame-grubbing, undignified individuals). She is wonderful at leaving the "Carrie" world behind and just being a great wife and mother which ultimately makes websites like this laughable. You are not criticizing Carrie Bradshaw, Perez, you are making a failed attempt at embarrassing a beautiful woman in her forties, who looks absolutely stunning, not only for her age, but in general. I feel privileged to have met SJP and seen a glimpse into the true Sarah Jessica Parker, and I want you all to know that this insignificant webpage will not bother the upstanding and wonderful SJP! It will not make her feel the need to inject herself with Botox, get implants, or ruin her beautiful nose. She will simply continue to be the wonderful woman she is, thus being a great role model and proving that it doesn't really matter what other people say about you.
you know Perez, usually I agree with you on things but I do not like the way you treat SJP. She's an icon for generations of women and find her stunning. I'm going to take this as you just reassuring us you're gay.
sjp is beautiful in a different way, a classic way. I admire her for the fact that she did not cave in to demands to fit in like most actresses. She is not one of those dumb blondes with double d boobs. I thought you liked her and there you go making fun of her looks. So, Perez, what animal do you look like?
FUCKING TAKE THIS DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH, THATS SO FUCKING MEAN AND SHES GORGEOUS, FUCK YOU. BASTARD. whoever made this should honestly look @ theirselves and they shouldnt be talking becos i gauruntee you they arent even good looking, TAKE THIS DOWN.
SJP is certainly a whole lot more popular than you could ever dream of being, Mario. Is that why you hate on her so much? The fact that she does not conform to the Hollywood stereotype of female beauty yet has played one of the most popular TV characters of recent times indicates that the public is not quite as shallow as you. She seems down to earth with no over-inflated ideas about her own self-importance, hence her popularity as a person as well. As usual, you have gone down the ageist path, putting her down merely because of her age, a habit you seem to have when commenting on women you have a problem with (which is so random anyway). The other day you wrote "hag" over Lauren Hutton because she has chosen to age naturally, yet you have regular features berating women who have succumbed to the pressure to try and look youthful, and had cosmetic procedures done. The success of the TV series and the movie speaks for itself. And you know what Mario, before you know it you'll be in your 40s like SJP. Will that make you less relevant as a person than you are now? I guess it will if you place so much emphasis on the looks of others and yourself, however with reference to the latter, you don't even look that good at 30. Added to that, your spiteful, bitchy, camp personality won't be quite so attractive. I see the fate of the tired, bitter old fag looming for you…
so she might not be GORGEOUS but i just don't see why people have to be assholes to the few celebrities out there who actually did something to become famous. it's rare these days with a world full of stupid reality shows. who can talk more shit to the tabloids on who? (the hills) who can win a washed up rocker's "heart"? (rock of love) how will this famewhoring mother raise her second kid, as fucked up as the first? (living lohan)
i think sarah jessica parker has a lot more class and personality than that home wrecking slut angelina HOlie that people seem to fawn over all the time.
can someone make www.heidimontaglookslikeahorse.com? please? a famewhoring horse at that. oh wait maybe we shouldn't, because that would get her what she wants…. more attention. dumb slut
she is not angelina jolie , but with all thoso features she has everything she has , a real woman , beautifull even with imperfection like all of us , suck that
Come on Perez be nice. SJP and her movie is #1 at the box office.
You can make fun of the those two E whore's Denise & Lindsay's mom (whatever her freakin name is) but not my girl SJP!
Heidi Montag looks like a horse! SJP may not be a typical beauty, but she is real, sincere, funny, and cute. Heidi is mean, jealous, and as plastic as My Little Pony!
That is just stupid and mean. I am really disgusted with you at this moment always hating on women either because of awful plastic surgery that tabloid writers like you convince them they need with mean and vindictive articles like this one or writing how old they look and how they need work done. Why do you hate SJP so much? What did she do to you? Must have made you feel really small and pathetic, right?
She has more talent in her little pinky then you, Perez, have in your "little" dinky! LoL! Plus she grosses more money then you ever will in your lifetime!
some one said she is beautiful in a classic way?
classic? really?
someone called me classically beautiful before, and now i feel upset! lol
(and i feel i should say, although she does in fact look like a horse.. the site is incredibly childish, and i hope karma catches up with the losers who made it. seriously lame.)
That's very rude. I think she's absolutely beautiful, especially for someone her age. It's really immature that someone would even think about making that website.
Perez may look a bit like Luis Guzman's brother, but I am no prize either. With my bulging eyes, sunking cheek bones and no chin, I look like Drew Barrymores Down's Syndrome mom. So stop picking Perez and take an honest look in the mirror beaut.
thats an insult to the horses. their cute. she's uglyy.
leave perez alone…he's not the one who made that website
I think SJP is beautiful and a very accomplished actress. Just because she's not a plastic bubble head "typical" starlet, she gets picked on? She's incredibly stylish in her own way, seems grounded, has a beautiful family, and I look forward to seeing what she decides to take on next in her career. I've been a fan since "Square Pegs".
PEREZ, PEREZ, PEREZ, tsk, tsk, tsk… you silly lil' boy, you! Quite right tho'
that is such an offence….to the horses hahah…horses are such beautiful creatures..that woman isnt
george clooney looks like a donkey with his new teeth
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!
happen to LOVE her, think she is BEAUTIFUL and , more importantly, REFRESHING. Thank God for women like her!!
Class and style, yeah in public…she probally picks her nose and flicks it in privacy, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!!
she's no beauty but she has sex appeal.
why does everyone hate her so much these days? was there a memo to hate on her that i missed?
you're complexion is awful and no one's made a website about that. i suggest you douche your face.
I have always wondered why people thought she is so beautiful. I think she looks like a hag, witchy poo-ish…
unsual but ugly.
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Thanx Perez!!!!
and by the way i will not be returning to this site. i can't believe how incredibly horrid and cruel you are.
I don't think she looks like a horse at all. Why the fuck do morons make these websites? To prove that they are complete dickheads with nothing else to do with their lives. I bet their dicks are 2 inches long. Completely dumb and not remotely funny.
I have to check up on all the site tomm. I can't for cheeze and sleeze like what in Helen Bonham Carter's teeth! Woot Woot!
this cracks my shit up
I've thought that for years. I also think that Hilary Duff is somewhat horselike.
oh and one more thing…it was extra mean that you didn't even say what the link was to, to prevent fans from haivng to look at that piece of crap. you basically forced us all to support a wreched, pathetic site. i hope those losers burn in hell. which they will, along with you and every other cruel person in the world today.
Perez's face makes me want to throw my guts up and he has the nerve to make fun of the way other ppl look?!?! Kinda makes me wonder just exactly what his motives are.
Some people need to lighten the fuck up.
that is sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
the horse's look better than her hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
that is mean. Stop bashing all the women.
hahahahaha god i love the one of the horse statue and her running. hilar.
SJP is one of the few women in Hollywood that doesn't make herself look like every other clone in Hollywood. She is beautiful and sexy and aging gracefully…like real women do!
This coming from the fuggest person on the whole entire fucking planet?!
The mere mention of this website is inexcusable. Sarah Jessica Parker redefines timeless beauty and charisma. As a devout viewer of Sex and the City, I can say with confidence that the character that [she] portrays defines her moreso as a person than as a contrived persona. With due respect to her business, she aspires to capture and entrance an audience. I think it is safe to assume that she has delievered a job well done.
I think she is a very beautiful woman!!! she is a classic beauty with class and is very respectable!!! She doesn't look like a horse… You look like one Perez!!! I like your site but I think you need to look in the mirror before you start pointing your fingers at celebs!!! Also I find it funny that you want to be what you criticize everyday… you want the fame and fans just like they do! But you're just angry that they are more successful than you and thats why you are so hateful!!!
This is as funniest as when you called adam sandlers baby fat and ugly, really I like the site but this bullshit stuff is so stupid. She is pretty and I can't wait to see her tomorrow in the movie.
duh we all knew that but she's still fab as few come
she's not my favorite person, but that site is mean. i usually like mean but that's too far.
Perez looks like he stinks WORSE than a public garbage dump on the hottest day of the whole fucking year and he has the nerve to bash on perfectly innocent peeps?!
oh god this is so old and has been posted on so many other blogs last week. slow day with the celebrity gossip. wow this is sad Perez, get with it, really…
Perez is an unkempt, unwashed HOG that slops around in a mud pit all day long. He's just the NASTIEST EVER!
FUCK ALL OF YOU UGLY CUNTS!! YOU WOULD KILL TO BE HALF AS GORGEOUS AS SARAH JESSICA!! SHE IS LOVELY ON THE INSIDE AND OUT AND ALL YOU ARE ARE BUNCH OF LOOOSERS WHO ARE TO UGLY TO SEE REAL BEAUTY
I like to be sarcastic. Tease. Be a little naughty sometimes. Use some four letter words. Be the devil's advocate. But I just can't muster or sustain the energy to be this…well…mean.
I, Sir Headley C. Bentworth IV, hereby deem you insolent. My vast stable of race horses, which I hold in great esteem, feel more than insulted. The majesty of my animals and their dignity should never be imposed on by such a petulant figure as this gamey actress. I henceforth request that you not link to such disturbing sites ever again or I will have to engage my legal council and have a bench mark managed against you. My vast influence in legal and social circles will lean heavily upon you. Be advised.
This isn't even funny. Perez, you need to find better material- you're getting bland.
She looks better than you, and fabulous in SATC!
Perez…you have stepped over the line. You diminish yourself when you insult people to this extent. fms
Perez, are we perhaps a little bitter that SJP's waist size is equal to that of your chubby fingers?
haha, that was hilarious.
& so true!
Stop. Your just pissed you weren't invited to the Premier or allowed in the movie
When perez posts stuff about himself i have to insert a suppository for nausea before i look at his pathetic vids bragging how it's his dogs "birthday", or that he kissed Jon Mayer in his dreams, or whatever the fuck. You're simply a sickening individual!
What about HEIDI MONTAG? That B**** looks like a jack a**!!
so SJP might not be super pretty but at least she's not a FAMEWHORING horse face like heidi montag. give me a break people, at least SJP (who came from nothing) is now sucessful. and without a reality show or anything else stupid like that that we have waaaaaaaay too much of these days.
I think SJP has way more class and Personality then that Crack Whole Angelina Jolie your always promoting.
SJP has pretty eyes and beautiful smile. Leave her alone.
Perez's breath smells like a stale barroom ashtray combined with the odor of the dick of some streetcorner tranny!
Do I think she looks like a horse….Neeeeeeeh.
Pepole need to get a fucking job, how the fuck does anyone have time to put up a website about a fantastic woman looking like an animal?
That person should get a fucking job a and a sexlife. you stupid fucking americans, its only you who do such idiot pointless things.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FOOT.
Yeah, thats just mean.
Not funny 1 bit.
Horses are beatiful anyways.
Oh My GOD Perez, that is so funny. Comparing SJP to a horse, what a great way to spend a saturday nite!
And PS: looking like a horse is WAY better than looking like a Rhino.
that's stupid
Re: sara – AMEN sara!
C'mon , Perez–I thought you would be real considering what you are and where you're from—–
I loove 2 watch…lol must catch up
on old fave…truce
I met Sarah Jessica Parker about a year ago and words cannot begin to describe her compassion, eloquence, warmth and beauty and dignity. She knows that she has millions of fans, and is also aware that some people do not support her. And although she is grateful to her fans, her priority is her family. Her goal in life was to be a good mother, wife, and actress, not a celebrity. Sarah Jessica has not taken her fame lightly, however, and separates her private life from the public (which is to be highly admired in a world of fame-grubbing, undignified individuals). She is wonderful at leaving the "Carrie" world behind and just being a great wife and mother which ultimately makes websites like this laughable. You are not criticizing Carrie Bradshaw, Perez, you are making a failed attempt at embarrassing a beautiful woman in her forties, who looks absolutely stunning, not only for her age, but in general. I feel privileged to have met SJP and seen a glimpse into the true Sarah Jessica Parker, and I want you all to know that this insignificant webpage will not bother the upstanding and wonderful SJP! It will not make her feel the need to inject herself with Botox, get implants, or ruin her beautiful nose. She will simply continue to be the wonderful woman she is, thus being a great role model and proving that it doesn't really matter what other people say about you.
you know Perez, usually I agree with you on things but I do not like the way you treat SJP. She's an icon for generations of women and find her stunning. I'm going to take this as you just reassuring us you're gay.
sjp is beautiful in a different way, a classic way. I admire her for the fact that she did not cave in to demands to fit in like most actresses. She is not one of those dumb blondes with double d boobs. I thought you liked her and there you go making fun of her looks. So, Perez, what animal do you look like?
FUCKING TAKE THIS DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH, THATS SO FUCKING MEAN AND SHES GORGEOUS, FUCK YOU. BASTARD. whoever made this should honestly look @ theirselves and they shouldnt be talking becos i gauruntee you they arent even good looking, TAKE THIS DOWN.
leave her alone.
SJP is certainly a whole lot more popular than you could ever dream of being, Mario. Is that why you hate on her so much? The fact that she does not conform to the Hollywood stereotype of female beauty yet has played one of the most popular TV characters of recent times indicates that the public is not quite as shallow as you. She seems down to earth with no over-inflated ideas about her own self-importance, hence her popularity as a person as well. As usual, you have gone down the ageist path, putting her down merely because of her age, a habit you seem to have when commenting on women you have a problem with (which is so random anyway). The other day you wrote "hag" over Lauren Hutton because she has chosen to age naturally, yet you have regular features berating women who have succumbed to the pressure to try and look youthful, and had cosmetic procedures done. The success of the TV series and the movie speaks for itself. And you know what Mario, before you know it you'll be in your 40s like SJP. Will that make you less relevant as a person than you are now? I guess it will if you place so much emphasis on the looks of others and yourself, however with reference to the latter, you don't even look that good at 30. Added to that, your spiteful, bitchy, camp personality won't be quite so attractive. I see the fate of the tired, bitter old fag looming for you…
LOL THANK YOU FUCKING GAWD!!!
she is stunning.
there is noooo resemblance.
so she might not be GORGEOUS but i just don't see why people have to be assholes to the few celebrities out there who actually did something to become famous. it's rare these days with a world full of stupid reality shows. who can talk more shit to the tabloids on who? (the hills) who can win a washed up rocker's "heart"? (rock of love) how will this famewhoring mother raise her second kid, as fucked up as the first? (living lohan)
please people.
REALLY! and the rhino thingee was 2222222 funny!
Hippo will do just as well!
Ugly ppl have to make fun of other ppl to make themselves feel better!
Perez eats whale blubber that's why he's soooooo FAT!
i think sarah jessica parker has a lot more class and personality than that home wrecking slut angelina HOlie that people seem to fawn over all the time.
rotflmfaooooooooooooooooooooo!
she really does !!!
can someone make www.heidimontaglookslikeahorse.com? please? a famewhoring horse at that. oh wait maybe we shouldn't, because that would get her what she wants…. more attention. dumb slut
it's pathetic that someone hates someone else that much to make a site about it…get a fuckin life
YEAH, TAKE IT DOWN YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!
I bet Perez's Mother is so proud to have a son that sucks the balls of other men!?
Perez I'm surprised at you
I've always defended you
and for someone who is striving to better himself physically
why would you post this link?
she is beautiful and more importantly not a terrible person
that's just sad that someone would stoop to make that site
HaHa!!
I think that #06 is the best one.
they really do need to get fucking lives!
she is not angelina jolie , but with all thoso features she has everything she has , a real woman , beautifull even with imperfection like all of us , suck that
She SCREAMS sex! She's amazing! Love her!!!! Every woman should PRAY to be like her. Style, smarts, personality, charm……..ya'll are jealous….its ok
Did SJP ever say she was gorgeous? I don't think she has, so why is everyone else sooo obsessed with her looks?! I don't get it.
Oh, and the movie was amazing. Go see it!
you should put a seperated at birth picture with you in it…. good at commeting on other people when hmmm… no comment on how you look!
Come on Perez be nice. SJP and her movie is #1 at the box office.
You can make fun of the those two E whore's Denise & Lindsay's mom (whatever her freakin name is) but not my girl SJP!
Heidi Montag looks like a horse! SJP may not be a typical beauty, but she is real, sincere, funny, and cute. Heidi is mean, jealous, and as plastic as My Little Pony!
OMG Perez!!! YOU START TO INSULT HORSES TOO NOW? ??????????
Perez, yur face looks like a dead jellyfish!
That is just stupid and mean. I am really disgusted with you at this moment always hating on women either because of awful plastic surgery that tabloid writers like you convince them they need with mean and vindictive articles like this one or writing how old they look and how they need work done. Why do you hate SJP so much? What did she do to you? Must have made you feel really small and pathetic, right?
U STINK FATBOY! DOES'NT FEEL SO GOOD TO HEAR THE TRUTH DOES IT?
whoever runs that site is a loser and needs to find some other hobby to spend his otherwise useless time. sjp is the best.
She has more talent in her little pinky then you, Perez, have in your "little" dinky! LoL! Plus she grosses more money then you ever will in your lifetime!
some one said she is beautiful in a classic way?
classic? really?
someone called me classically beautiful before, and now i feel upset! lol
(and i feel i should say, although she does in fact look like a horse.. the site is incredibly childish, and i hope karma catches up with the losers who made it. seriously lame.)
That is so disrespectful of you. Furthermore, she is a pretty woman.
What if we compare you to an elephant?
then whats your excuse you fat grossss pig-fucker ???????? your disgusting.
That's very rude. I think she's absolutely beautiful, especially for someone her age. It's really immature that someone would even think about making that website.
what a bitch! leave her alOne!
Perez, I don't think that this was nice.
That's funny!!
Tisk, tisk.
I hate Perez more and more and more as the days go by. he's totally USELESS!