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  1. Linn J says – reply to this


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    NO SHE DOES NOT! SHE LOCKS GREAT!

    www.linnjones.com

  2. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Honestly, I don't care how much cash she's got…I wouldn't trade my cute face for her horsey one…saw this on the Best Week Ever Blog before this by the way…

  3. chicaP says – reply to this


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  4. chicaP says – reply to this


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  5. dukeys says – reply to this


    305

    OMG i have not laughed so much in ages, u work it girl!!!

  6. Arthur says – reply to this


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    thiss articule is ridicoulous, so fuckin stupid, SJP is beautiful, great actress, im fucking tired of reading how she is ugly, she is a great role model for the girls who think they have to have plastic surgery to look goo, she has her big nose and still look damn hot!

  7. Lea says – reply to this


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    she must be doing something right if they took all that time and effort to put up a site just for disliking her. BTW the same could be equated to barbara streisand but that doesn't mean they aren't beautiful in a non-conventional way. Sometimes that unique type of rare beauty is the best kind.

    signed a conventional beauty

  8. emma says – reply to this


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    fantastic. my sisters and i have been saying this for ages. great idea, inspired



  9. 309

    lmao @ the second to last picture.



  10. 310

    chicaP, kindly stfu. kthxbai.

  11. Gwen says – reply to this


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    She may look like a horse but then she's a fabulous horse!!!!! SJP rocks!!!

  12. eve says – reply to this


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    come on…where are your damn femenist credentials? instead of posting something about the phenomenon that is SATC you take the low road and support pissy spoiled boyz that probably have to much acne and time on their hands to show their face in public…i thought you were above this…tonto

  13. charle says – reply to this


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    i can't believe you took it this far. please take it off. you're so mean! and really childish!

  14. amyamy says – reply to this


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    the only criticism I have is that this news is not current and that it is, in fact, well known, that she has always looked like a horse–movie, tv show, or not.

  15. Lola says – reply to this


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    She is beautiful. She's a successful woman with a unique look. She may not have the typical altered look all other celebrities have but that's a GOOD thing. Aren't you the one who's always making fun of Asslee and her nose job. At least SJP is proud of the way God made her and isn't conforming to the celebrity "norm". Let's celebrate not criticize.

  16. kendra says – reply to this


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    Aren't you afraid of alienating all her die-hard fans?

    That's just childish. I hope no one makes a website talking about how you look like a monkey.

  17. meee says – reply to this


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    horse-face should bow out "gracefully" while she has the chance,

  18. P!LL says – reply to this


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    its sad that you can be so cruel

  19. Perez says – reply to this


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    FUCK YOU if none of you find this funny! You know what? There is NO WAY she made anything close to $70 million last year. Maybe 10% of that. This wesbite has generated MORE than that. Who's laughing now bitches!

    xoxox

    Perez

  20. sunj11 says – reply to this


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    hello bitch what new

  21. markis says – reply to this


    321

    perez pwns you and your mom
    he makes the molahhh - you don't - nuff said. case closed.

    FIRST - PWNAGE.

  22. eddie says – reply to this


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    a new low for u perez..dude..why so bitter…



  23. 323

    oh yeah…

  24. lou says – reply to this


    324

    sjp is gorgeous, and a great actress!!!

  25. MrEd says – reply to this


    325

    If you call perez a loser on the comments, what does that make you?

    Answer, the true loser.

  26. caro says – reply to this


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    stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!perez is a big pork a little asshole!!

  27. chuck says – reply to this


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    A horse of course a horse is HEIDI MONTAG. SJPis beautiful inside and out.

  28. chuck says – reply to this


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    A horse of course is HEIDI MONTAG. SJP is beautiful inside and out.

  29. Cordy says – reply to this


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    Don't insult those horses!

  30. Robert says – reply to this


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    Criticizing someone for what they have control of is one thing, but this is disgustingly cruel and unnecessary.
    There is no longer any couth. All barriers have been dropped in favor of this Roman circus atmosphere.
    We are witnessing our own decline.

  31. berlin says – reply to this


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    URSUCHAMEANY!!!!!!!!!
    COME ONNNNN

  32. Lena says – reply to this


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    THAT IS AN INSULT TO HORSES!

  33. um says – reply to this


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    I loved the new movie……and I think SJP is a very pretty older women I wish I had her body and I am still in my 20's ……..that comment was just mean

  34. Shane says – reply to this


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    This is so tired and childish it is pathetic. SJP does not look like a horse, she looks like a successful, talented actress that is still considered a fashion icon the world over. So she is not 20 years old anymore, that does not mean she is not pretty or is somehow of no value. NOBODY stays young forever and EVERYONE will experience getting older; if they are lucky. People can be gorgeous no matter what age they are and just because someone does not look like 99% of the people that are considered pretty does not take away thier own personal brand of beauty.
    SJP is great and I think alot of haters on this site should turn off the computer and take a nice, long look in the mirror or perhaps hit some acting auditions and after being told you are too young/old, fat/skinny, short/tall or light/dark see how fast you come back to the real world. I really wish everyone that makes all these evil comments would have too post thier own, real photo next to the posts they leave so we could all comment on thier famous mugs!

  35. bitch? says – reply to this


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    you'r the biggest gay ever seen =) love ya

  36. tanous says – reply to this


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    This is SOOOOO mean!!!!!! But I must admit that i laughed

  37. me says – reply to this


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    she looks more like a foot.

  38. Hippo says – reply to this


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    I've read all the animals other bloggers have compared Mario aka Perez to, and the hippopotamus really stands out. Big square head, ginormous shapeless body and a bloody, awful temperament. I don't think they're known for their intelligence either.

  39. lg says – reply to this


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    PEREZ DOES THIS TO GET OUR REACTIONS!!! SO HE CAN SELL YOU EMAIL ADDRESSES!!!!

  40. T bone says – reply to this


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    It is terribly sad that you get so much enjoyment out of ridiculing and insulting others. When are you going to realize, Perez, that it is not OK to be so mean? You are a classic example of what is wrong with society today.

    You will get yours one day. Karma is a bitch.

  41. meme says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton looks like a hippo

  42. lalal says – reply to this


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    okay she's probably not the most beautiful woman in the world,but she's very cute and brillant, i watched the film 4 days ago thats was great

  43. Mimi says – reply to this


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    I'd say Celine Dion looks much more like a horse…lol

  44. Mr. Ed says – reply to this


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    Big Brown and I wish we could look that good in our early 40's. She's gorgeous inside and out–this is mean, wilbur!

  45. Perez says – reply to this


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    You are so mean perez and some day you will get your comuppence for all the nasty stuff you write about celebs.They have feelings too you twat.And anyone who agrees with "Perez Hilton" (such a stupid name by the way) is an ignorant jealous fuck.

    Hmmph!!!!

  46. Runnin says – reply to this


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    I've been saying that for YEARS!!!!

  47. dickwe says – reply to this


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    hottest horse in NYC

  48. Lucali says – reply to this


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    Perez, if anyone looks like a horse you do. Actually, you look like a cross between a horse and a donkey with that mouth and teeth of yours.

  49. jj says – reply to this


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    SJP is beautiful inside and out. Perez does what a lot of queenie gay men do, trash beautiful, successful women. Typical

  50. shopgi says – reply to this


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    PEZ YOU ARE A FUCKING PIG…BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD….YOU ARE JUST AN AVERAGE MEXICAN WITH NO TASTE..NO AMOUNT OF WHAT YOU DO WILL IMPROVE YOU..EVEN WHEN YOU DO YOUR LITTLE VIDIO UPDATES..YOU SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAN YOU JUST RATTLE ON AND ON LIKE AND IDIOT..THAT POOR LITTLE TINA DOES BETTER THAN YOU………YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK LIKE SJP…YOU WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL LIKE HER…BUT OF COURSE YOU ARE BUTT UGLY PLUS YOU WILL NEVER HAS THE CLASS THAT SHE HAS…..

  51. gem says – reply to this


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    geez, SJP does charity work, appears humble and appreciative of her success in interviews, and for the most part stays out of the limelight. She's also proven this weekend that a movie starring women over 40 can do mega-box office. But you choose to undermine her success by promoting this cruel website and having readers unknowingly click on it. What about your "friend" Paris? Should someone set up a site comparing her to a wading bird? Wtf does she contribute to women or society? Your head's in the wrong place. You'll figure it out someday- but will you still be relevant then?

  52. Nims says – reply to this


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    A bit obvious isn't it, haven't people been calling her horse face for ages or was that just me?

  53. Wow says – reply to this


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    Re: Liz – Wow, you're so original and cool. Glad people have finally deteriorated to your level. A big bitch since the 90's, you should be so proud.

  54. sarasa says – reply to this


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    horses are pretty, so is jessica ;-)

  55. Daryl says – reply to this


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    Completely childish…..a lot of hatin' going on against Sarah JP….but it seems she'll get the last laugh. SATC's Friday figures were huge, performing above expectations. I saw the movie and its a lot of fun….you'll like it if you enjoyed the series! Sarah, as for stupidly mean websites such as that one, can laugh all the way to the bank!!!
    We all can't be as beautiful as Perez (GAG!!! It hurt to even say that!)

  56. SHOPGI says – reply to this


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    OR BETTER YET PEZ..
    WHY DONT YOU PUT UP A PICTURE OF A DONKEY AND YOUR PICTURE NEXT TO IT…A GREAT LOOK ALIKE…. DON'T YOU THINK. OR BETTER YET HOW ABOUT A PIG…… EITHER WAY IT'S A GREAT MATCH…I DARE YOU TO DO IT…BUT YOU REALLY DON'T READ THESE…DO YOU?

  57. shopgi says – reply to this


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    PEZ YOU ARE A FUCKING PIG…BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD….YOU ARE JUST AN AVERAGE MEXICAN WITH NO TASTE..NO AMOUNT OF WHAT YOU DO WILL IMPROVE YOU..EVEN WHEN YOU DO YOUR LITTLE VIDEO UPDATES..YOU SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAN YOU JUST RATTLE ON AND ON LIKE AND IDIOT..THAT POOR LITTLE TINA DOES BETTER JOB THAN YOU………YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK LIKE SJP…YOU WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL LIKE HER…BUT OF COURSE YOU ARE BUTT UGLY PLUS YOU WILL NEVER HAS THE CLASS THAT SHE HAS…..

  58. Alena says – reply to this


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    That's terrible. She's beautiful.

  59. SHOPGI says – reply to this


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    re: lucall…… you are so right with those teeth and the picture at the top of his blogg HE DOES LOOK LIKE A DONKEY..I WAS JUST BEING UGLY IN MY OTHER BLOGGSbecause i hate it when he makes fun of sjp (we know he wishes he had her look).but he does look like DONKEY

  60. SHOPGI says – reply to this


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    re: lucall…… you are so right with those teeth and the picture at the top of his blogg HE DOES LOOK LIKE A DONKEY..I WAS JUST BEING UGLY IN MY OTHER BLOGGSbecause i hate it when he makes fun of sjp (we know he wishes he had her look).but he does look like DONKEY WITH THOSE TEETH

  61. THE RE says – reply to this


    361

    THAT'S IT PEREZ. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL VISIT YOUR WEBSITE. YOU ARE UNORIGINAL AND BORING. YOU'RE SUBSTITUTING INSULTS FOR WIT. YAWN.

  62. alex.. says – reply to this


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    ha! that's brilliant.
    she's a hag.
    she's nice and all, but i don't like to look at her.

  63. ILUVPE says – reply to this


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    WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

  64. Linda says – reply to this


    364

    It's mean, but funny

  65. Eliz says – reply to this


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    That is absolutely terrible, and so mean.
    I can't believe you would post such a thing.

  66. crosse says – reply to this


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    seriously? I know you thrive on people at their worst - but this is just distasteful. She did not do anything shocking or media related to warrant this - it is purely b/c of her features. What if there was a site about how Perez is a fat troll doll?

  67. deedee says – reply to this


    367

    Well that is a compliment to her. Horses are beautiful. So is she.
    If I had to look like an animal a horse would be it.
    How about Perez and Yogi Bear

  68. TRUTH says – reply to this


    368

    Perez, why have you started censoring comments and refusing to post some people's input?

    Get over yourself, P-nasty.

  69. bigbob says – reply to this


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    How unappropriate to print this!!!!

  70. You ar says – reply to this


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    Wow Perez, for a 30 year old, you are pretty immature and a shitty human being.

  71. Meliss says – reply to this


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    This is just not funny, period.

  72. Joelle says – reply to this


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    Agh that's not even funny, it's just a lame personal attack.

  73. terry says – reply to this


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    Thats crap, its cruel and nasty and totally uncalled for. I don't like the 'you must click here' thing, I'm a discriminating clicker and dissing SJP for her appearance in that manner is not something I would normally look at. Youre no oil painting Perez.

  74. Happy says – reply to this


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    It's my birthday today! Yaaaaay!

  75. Gola says – reply to this


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    that's shit's so wrong and unnecessary. nothing funny about it. i feel bad for sarah. shame on everyone who contributed to that site, same for everyone who supports this mess. hope you remove the link, perez.

  76. Gary says – reply to this


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    LAME ! Perez you have no room to call anyone else ugly… Have you looked in the mirror lateley ???

  77. FUCKU2 says – reply to this


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    IM NOT A FAN OF SEX IN THE CITY, BUT I FIND THIS DISGUSTING!!!!! THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT WAS PERFECT AND THEY CRUCIFIED HIM. WHOS TO SAY THAT SHES UGLY? A FAT FUCKING CUBAN TROLL? WHAT ABOUT YOUR REPUBLICAN SHILL GLORIA ESTEFAN? FOR THAT ALONE SHES A CUNT…..

  78. Sophia says – reply to this


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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    —————————————————————————————–

    ”PEREZ”

    YOU YOUSELF WANT TO BE ACCEPTED AS A GAY.
    CAN'T YOU ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE'S INDIVIDUALITY, TOO?
    SHE CAN'T HELP IT. YOU CAN'T HELP IT.
    YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND THAT'S
    -double moral standard- YOU DO HERE.

    you are a weak person with much egoism, fu

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  79. patric says – reply to this


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    Wow people are really jealous of her success. Especially the makers of that webpage.

  80. anna says – reply to this


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    ur a dick…

    and ur face looks like an ass…..

    SJP doesn look like a horse…however your ass face resembles a sumwhat obese and squashed pigs face….and thts bein kind….to you….!

    agen ….DICK



  81. 381

    THAT'S REALLY MEAN!!!!!

  82. kylie says – reply to this


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    Mean…not funny. She is a pretty lady, leave her alone.

  83. Mariss says – reply to this


    383

    why the long face?

  84. kara says – reply to this


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    that is a stupid post… a waste of time

  85. ness says – reply to this


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    that is not funny its unnecessarily hurtful and childish do something to improve your karma go to www.freedomtobelievefoundation.com and add your name to a petition to release six people who have been imprisioned in iran because of their beliefs

  86. D says – reply to this


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    This is just mean. I have never heard about her being mean to anyone. No one gets a choice as to how they look but she works hard on her personal style. Paris Hilton looks like BIG BIRD! :)

  87. wawaw says – reply to this


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    What do you look like?

  88. Urgh! says – reply to this


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    Grow up you lame twits! I bet the person who created that website has a face like my ass…no wait that'd bee hott. A face like a baboon's ass maybe?! Haha

  89. Becky says – reply to this


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    Perez WOW Thats not even funny. I hope SJP doesn't call you, she will be pissed or at least I would be. Thats just so not funny.

  90. ed says – reply to this


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    She doesn`t look like a horse, she looks like a collie.

  91. JLS says – reply to this


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    this is so wrong and MEAN !

  92. collee says – reply to this


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    I love SJP. She is a fashion icon. I think this is just plain mean.

  93. Diane says – reply to this


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    That is horrible of you. Just because her face isn't fake plastic looking because of botox you make fun of her.She is aging naturally like a person should. For the first time I really realize how horrible you are and I have truly been a fan of yours. But this I believe is just too mean. This is enough to make me give you up. You are a discusting overweight pig.

  94. liz says – reply to this


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    thats just mean you asshole

  95. Tina M says – reply to this


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    Enough of the SJP bashing. This is getting tired and out of hand.Can't we all enjoy this SATC weekend with fun and joy insted of hateful,meanspirited, cattiness?? I find that more people LOVED SJP,and the movie thank dislike.All of you critics who want SJP and SATC Movie to fail—-YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!!!The box office successful numbers say it all!!

  96. Robert says – reply to this


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    As usual, PearAss is very insensitive!

  97. jami says – reply to this


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    hi perez,
    what people are wearing is fair game, and who they are dating, and crazy behavior, but this is down right mean-spirited and hurtful… how would you like someone to say something like that about your mother or sister or daughter… i usually think your site is funny but didnt anyone teach you any manners. you stepped in manure this time. lay off she's a beautiful women because she does not like your hollywood bimbo and she can act.. she has a nice family and a child that does not want to read her mother looks like a horse

  98. Lizzy says – reply to this


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    FLAWS ARE WHAT SET PEOPLE APART AND MAKE PEOPLE BEAUTIFUL-WE LIVE IN SUCH A FUCKED UP SOCIETY ANYMORE-EVERYTHING IS DISPOSABLE, EVEN PEOPLE…ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE BOTOX, VENEERS, INJECTIONS, LIPO,SILICONE,EXTENTIONS,ACRYLICS-DISGUSTING, ALL THOSE COOKIE CUTTER HOLLYWOOD BIMBOS ARE PROBABLY LIKE THE REST OF US SO CALLED NORMAL PEOPLE UNDER ALL THE FALSENESS…THE BASICS STILL RING TRUE, A GOOD HEART, A NICE SMILE, GOOD BONE STUCTURE, AN OPEN MIND. WAKE UP AMERICA AND QUIT BEING BRAIN WASHED AND SHALLOW- SJP YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL…STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF

  99. Angeli says – reply to this


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    Hmmm…she doesn't have that "conventional" carbon copy barbie beauty. Like she doesn't have enough $$$ to have a nose job or some sort of surgery? She's a great role model for my daughter anyways- embrace who you are and your natural beauty shines. She's awesome and filthy rich

  100. kim says – reply to this


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    i love her, and i loved the movie enough said. hmm, people can be so hurtful, and then they wonder why stars go crazy.

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