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  1. Shawn says – reply to this


    401

    She looks more like Dee Snider………… But Dee looks better

  2. Kim says – reply to this


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    Dudes - Come on, have a sense of humor. Even SJP would have to laugh at this. Someone took the time to find a horse picture to match every one of Ms. Parker's poses. Hysterical. Number 3 is the funniest & number 6 is also hysterical.

  3. {kHk/b says – reply to this


    403

    zz So..after what they did to Florida/Michigan yesterday.zzzzz

    zz I guezz moving to COMMUNIZT EFFEN CHINA ….WOULD

    B THE SAME AZ LIVING HERE…TALK ABOUT COMMUNIZM!!!!!!!!!!!

    ZZZ I WILL NO LONGER B A DEMOCRAT…THAT SHITZ EFFEN DONE.

  4. JEN says – reply to this


    404

    I HONESTLY DONT SEE IT

  5. ja-fo says – reply to this


    405

    Ugh. How do we know perez even posted this? I doubt that sell-out even still writes for his own site.

  6. Julia says – reply to this


    406

    I don't think that she is the MOST attractive girl BUT she doesn't look like a horse to me AT ALL.

  7. Bex says – reply to this


    407

    she so horrible. dont understand why people like her

  8. K says – reply to this


    408

    Why are you so mean?

  9. Kk says – reply to this


    409

    HAHA!! sooooo true!! i've thought that since the beginning!!

  10. isela says – reply to this


    410

    people need to grow the fuck up! shes a beautiful NATURAL lady and everyone gives her shit! why? because she not all pumped up w/botox or has a deformed face from plastic surgery! grow the fuck up! stop judging women by the way they look!!!! ASSHOLES!

  11. petuni says – reply to this


    411

    Why did you post this? This is the meanest things I have ever seen! I guess you can't expect much from someone that has the brain power to think that Clinton is the best presidential candidate and who apparently has an elevated sense of self-worth. This is the last time I venture onto your stupid website.

  12. alliem says – reply to this


    412

    i'm wondering why she won't remove that shiteous WART from her chin? that's what really adds to the fug.

  13. Rambov says – reply to this


    413

    That was dumb. Are we all still in Jr. High?



  14. 414

    I'm surprised someone took the time to do that. It's ridiculous, nonetheless rude.

  15. patty says – reply to this


    415

    so stupid…unbelievable how mean people can be. I am no longer checking your website Perez b/c you have a really mean spirit and you are putting bad things out there. You are NOT an asset to our society and deserve ZERO success.

  16. angela says – reply to this


    416

    shame on you… she's a lovely person and a wonderful mother.



  17. 417

    Ahahahaha. Laughing my @$$…err….horse off. Too funny!

  18. Mia says – reply to this


    418

    Perez, te quiero pero…fuck you on the SJP shit!

  19. wow says – reply to this


    419

    Perez, was this really necessary? She is a talented actress, a beautiful woman with a bangin' body. Leave it alone already

  20. lyndsa says – reply to this


    420

    Perez that is so mean! She does not look like a horse at all! Also Perez you are hardly one to make fun of how people look, making fun of what they wear is one thing, lookss… look in the mirror!

  21. Christ says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… BREATH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  22. Patric says – reply to this


    422

    When are we going to stop this insane focus on women's appearance? I'm exhausted of it.

  23. katie says – reply to this


    423

    i think she's adorable. how immature to post childish things like this. She's a beautiful and successful woman.

  24. matchs says – reply to this


    424

    Harsh dude–however, she's publicly admitted she NEVER takes baths. She only showers.

    Excuse me, but, chicks need to soak the privates regularly or stuff gets rancid real quick.

    For this reason alone I say to SJP…Suck it up princess and go count your Manolos. Stardom is a bitch!

  25. Lily says – reply to this


    425

    Perez, that's so harsh. You spend weeks bigging up S&TC movie, then you show us this. You're an ugly dude yourself, do you really need to do this to people to make yourself feel better about your fat self?

  26. TroyBo says – reply to this


    426

    The nasty negative karma you put out there is going to come around and bite your fat ass.

  27. sadie says – reply to this


    427

    wow. that is incredibly rude and hurtful. Im sorry we can't all be a naturally adorable as you are Mario.

  28. you hy says – reply to this


    428

    Re: angel – Then why the hell are you on this site???!!!



  29. 429

    First with avatar??

  30. Mary says – reply to this


    430

    Horses are BEAUTIFUL!!!

  31. MT says – reply to this


    431

    She's gorgeous and talented - why post this??? Whoever made that site must be a very bored, sad loser.

  32. lisa says – reply to this


    432

    I have been saying that since day one…..but she didnt try to change into one of the plastics so I feel she has got style!!! Viva Differance

  33. Steph says – reply to this


    433

    Perez you are such an asshole!! You love bashing celebrities, especially females…I think its wrong, and hurtful. If you are a big supporter of animal rights, and all that good stuff, why not be a supporter of people? Be nice, it might catch on!!

  34. catty says – reply to this


    434

    I wish I had a face like Jessica Parker. If she does look like a horse, is a damm good looking horse

  35. WTF says – reply to this


    435

    HEY PEREZ DIDN'T MAKE HER UGLY……TRUTH IS ; SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A HORSE IN THE FACE…I'M SURE SHE IS NICE…MOST UGLY PEOPLE ARE NICE

  36. JESS says – reply to this


    436

    FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!!
    SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, STYLISH, TALENTED AND AMAZING!

  37. anne says – reply to this


    437

    That is so mean and stupid. You know ugly though as you say. Leave her alone you jerk. If her behaviour was comment worthy then comment but her looks? Grow up!!

  38. Becki says – reply to this


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    Who cares. She's still more popular than any of us will ever be. AND MORE RICH!!! GO SJP! And I don't even like her! But that is just too cruel. I hope she's laughing at all the losers who made fun of her on this thing. Love you anyway PEREZ!!!

  39. nat says – reply to this


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    so what if she DOES looks like a horse….THATS MEAN.

  40. linda says – reply to this


    440

    this is the worst thing I have ever seen. Just fucking leave people alone for how they look. It's not something they can change and I applaud her for not changing the way she looks especially in an ashlee simpson world we live in. Everyone is human, everyone has faults and I think that her being a good wife, great mother and terrific actress should could for something.

  41. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Re: courtn
    fo realz!
    she has a ton of makeup on and she still looks like a horse!!!…
    tho i think that she resembles more to a horses ass!
    hah

  42. k says – reply to this


    442

    she is beautiful & you know it

  43. Spice says – reply to this


    443

    She doesn't look like a horse AT ALL.

    But YOU my dear, look like a pig.

  44. Me, my says – reply to this


    444

    Well Perez,

    I love you to pieces, but you gotta back off a bit on SJP.
    You have a Love/Hate relationship with her for some reason

    I would much rather see your kick ass comments on the issues
    that do matter, and not get caught up in your fame, and turn into
    Crappy TMZ with your harshness.

    Be good sweet pea~

  45. Danny says – reply to this


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    This is mean-spirited. Thank god for SJP. She's beautifula nd very unique and different looking. Perez, you are a hypocrite. You criticize people for gettign plastic surgery but then you viciously ridicule those who do not have boring WASPy looks. Shame on you.

  46. ibaiba says – reply to this


    446

    Don't be haters!!! She's fab!

  47. Kristi says – reply to this


    447

    That's really mean! People should stop picking on her. There are waaay worse looking people in the world.

  48. Jo says – reply to this


    448

    Can't stand her, but that's just ridiculous.

  49. katy says – reply to this


    449

    That is so horrible. I can't believe someone actually took the time to do that.

  50. Dani says – reply to this


    450

    Thats just fucked up.

  51. Apache says – reply to this


    451

    I say they either post their own photos for comparison OR, consider that she may be rich but that doesn't make her immune from having feelings and therefore shut down the website.

  52. backor says – reply to this


    452

    Glad you finally said it. Horses are beautiful - she is not!

  53. kerri says – reply to this


    453

    i love sex and the city carrie being my fav character but holy fuck was this funny im pissing myself laughing as i write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  54. rp76 says – reply to this


    454

    Oh my God - that is just pathetic. How fucking stupid to dedicate any time to building a website like this. It's not clever, It's not original and it is not funny.

  55. SJP is says – reply to this


    455

    SJP has an original look unlike these cookie-cutter teeny-bopper actresses that all look the same. I love her look.

  56. k says – reply to this


    456

    who cares what she looks like, she's still banking.

  57. seriou says – reply to this


    457

    You know what…you are just plain MEAN! Do you really think that putting up the occasional "donate to this worthy cause" is going to offset the level of destruction that you do???that's like saying drinking a diet coke with dessert cancels out the calories of the dessert.

  58. D says – reply to this


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    She is still a pretty Mare! and better looking that the other ugly horse faced Willis girls, those dirty horse fuckers!!!

  59. Perez- says – reply to this


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    why dont you just back the fuck off of her! how childish and immature! you wouldnt like someone going around calling you the fucking pilsbury dough boy or fatass would you???? I love her in Sex and the City!!!! I love SJP! Back the fuck off!!!!!!!!

  60. alex says – reply to this


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    I love you perez and all but sometimes your really off. How old are you??? Miss SJP is over 43 what the fuck do you expect her to look flawless forever. Shes aging and no one and i repeat NO ONE should have to feel bad about that. I cant wait til you age and eat your words on this one. Write about something that actually matters because your becoming as lame as the tabloids with your lack of good matierial. Every women loves sjp and they certainly dont care for that distasteful link if there a sex and the city fan…..fuck you!

  61. Stepha says – reply to this


    461

    someone must have been bored…she does not look like a horse, they probly do.

  62. I LOVE says – reply to this


    462

    Sarah may not be a fucking knockout but guess what! shes got more class and style and self confidence that most celebs do! at least shes not going and having all kinds of plastic surgery! I love SJP in Sex and the City!! Shake all them haters off girl! you know most of the fucking losers on here talking shit are ugly as sin and fat as fuck!!!

  63. Britta says – reply to this


    463

    this is over the line and just so mean. just think if she saw that how much that would hurt her feelings. think about other people assholes..

    maybe she is a beautiful person on the inside and we all know she is a great actress so stfu haters.

  64. NoDayB says – reply to this


    464

    actually…she looks like a witch

  65. Moriah says – reply to this


    465

    I wish I had that much time on my hands.

  66. socks says – reply to this


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    OK- we get it, she is getting old and not as attractive as she once was, but for christ sake lay off of her. When did it become a crime to get older? Maybe she should hide in a closet somewhere, then she wouldn't have to be worried about hearing how unattractive she is. Or she should plastic surgery like the rest of this f'ed up world.

  67. georgi says – reply to this


    467

    Please, remove that link Perez. It's too cruel. And it's beneath you.



  68. 468

    That's pretty mean.
    I don't really like her, but even an asshole would say that's mean.

  69. Gee says – reply to this


    469

    Ur not the hottest thing out there urself perez…SJP is a beautiful person inside out!

  70. bo says – reply to this


    470

    That's really mean..

  71. Annie says – reply to this


    471

    Quit f***ing with SJP. She is the best! What do the people who make that site look like? 400 lbs lazy slobs?

  72. cj13an says – reply to this


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    A successful woman that does not look like every altered Barbie in Hollywood, who actually has talent, and she gets slammed for being unique looking. And we wonder why young girls feel the pressure to be perfect, cuz God forbid they're not, someone like the ass from that website will humiliate them for what they were born with! That's BULLSHIT!!!!

  73. Naught says – reply to this


    473

    completely rubbish and pointless!

  74. Bobby says – reply to this


    474

    So this is 3 minutes of my life I will never get back. That was pretty damn stupid actually. I am not a Sex & the City fan either it was just dumb.

  75. Sara says – reply to this


    475

    All the SJP pictures looked like they have been warped … someone has too much time on their hands.

  76. dsds says – reply to this


    476

    Can somebody please get that pretty horse a dress?!?!? But make sure SJP didnt wear it b4 :-)

  77. MiMi says – reply to this


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    Thats mean. Leave SJP alone.

  78. jenny says – reply to this


    478

    this is ridiculous-quit hating on SJP Perez….you know you love her

  79. jannib says – reply to this


    479

    wow that's original
    *smirk*

  80. o says – reply to this


    480

    I pledge allegiance
    to the east
    to the middle east of islam
    and to the sucicide bomber
    that gives its life
    69 virgins
    under allah
    with communism
    and its my way or the highway
    chop head

  81. andrea says – reply to this


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    why are u so mean to her perez shes no jessica alba pobrecita!

  82. tiffan says – reply to this


    482

    You fat slug Perez

  83. the ph says – reply to this


    483

    This site is beating a dead…nevermind.

  84. deet says – reply to this


    484

    mean!

  85. n says – reply to this


    485

    Why is this necessary? She's actually a very nice woman and I think it's one thing to make fun of something stupid Sharon Stone says or Brittney's forgetting to wear underwear to get attention, but to just be mean for the sake of mean is awful and makes me not want to read your Web site. There is nothing witty or clever about this the Web site that makes fun of SJP, so why would you repost it?

  86. HORSEL says – reply to this


    486

    You, Perez, are a product of your upbringing. All you say and do is a refection on your parents. They must be proud!

  87. Jackie says – reply to this


    487

    FUCK U GUYS!!! SHE IS A GORGEOUS AND TALENTED WOMAN!!! I think she is incredibly sexy and unique and she has a body 2 die for

    …what has the world come to when a jealous asshole can post a heartless, childish, mean, website and be praised for it….

  88. mable says – reply to this


    488

    MEAN! No way… she's beautiful!

  89. Nobama says – reply to this


    489

    Whatever. SJP isn't a classic beauty or a particularly good actress, but she made a great show and she's a style icon with an amazing body.

  90. ant says – reply to this


    490

    not funny and so unnecessary.
    this could only be remotely funny if she was a horrible bitchy person.

  91. not a says – reply to this


    491

    Re: angel – im starting to hate perez, and i used to love him.
    & your so right! this is mean, and pointless!

  92. VickiR says – reply to this


    492

    i like her..i think she's hot and has an amazing body.
    SHe's very witty in interviews too. F U guys

  93. eliza says – reply to this


    493

    i don't know about a horse, but she is pretty damn ugly to.

  94. Clint says – reply to this


    494

    This isn't even funny. This is just mean and not even creative. Bad call, Perez.

  95. Will says – reply to this


    495

    I really have no comment. For sure Perez is so mean, but the fact is he told the truth. At least some similarity between horse and SJP. Look carefully…..
    I have to stop laughing

  96. Matt says – reply to this


    496

    That is RUDE!!!

  97. Paula says – reply to this


    497

    wow… Sorry perez, i love you and most of the time i agree on you with the things you say but….. I don't think this site really matters… She's still making more money than you. she's still more famous than you, and she has the biggest movie than opened this summer. You're show hasn't even had that. I don't LOVE her but i do gotta defend her on this one

  98. bluefi says – reply to this


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    Sure it's mean, but when you present yourself as beautiful, and you're not, that's what people will say. It is true. She is OK, but the media and hollywood all act like she is a babe - which she's not. She is a good hanger for clothes, that's it.

  99. Amy says – reply to this


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    I'm losing interest in this site- it is getting mean instead of dishing gossip. I think that it's admirable that she doesnt get nipped and tucked into looking like everyone else. She can't help what she looks like, and she is doing her thing with what God gave her. I think bashing people's looks is going too far.



  100. 500

    Do you not like SJP, Perez? No really, I haven't read enough of your posts about her to get a pulse on that.

    She's cool. I like that she never bowed to the knife. She's got a fly body. But, for pure comedic value, that site is kind of funny. I'm guessing SJP can take a joke, too. Except when someone else wears a dress before her. *snicker*

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