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  1. mel says – reply to this


    501

    She is smart, CLASSY, and beautiful, and I have no idea why people are so f-ing mean to her.

  2. thea says – reply to this


    502

    EVIL! She's faaaabulous!

  3. SJP IS says – reply to this


    503

    YA'LL ARE SO STUPID, ITS NOT LIKE PEREZ MADE THE DAMN SITE.. AND ALL YOU ALL SAYING YOU WONT GO TO HIS SITE ANYMORE ARE LYING, YOU WILL BE BACK ON HERE TOMORROW…… JUST FACE IT, SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A DAMN HORSE, ITS NOT HIS FAULT!

  4. bluefi says – reply to this


    504

    Re: Daniel – #37 - Wait, she may be secure with herself, but sorry, those are the boniest shoulders, she does look a bit anorexic. And I think she is grateful for this sight. It is terrific publicity for the movie. Any publicity is good publicity for a celeb.

  5. Kim says – reply to this


    505

    Perez, you are a complete dickhead.

  6. wynn says – reply to this


    506

    Geez! How many friggin pages does his stupid shit go on for?!

    Seriously, my horse is MUCH better looking.



  7. 507

    She does have a rather long, narrow face.

  8. Samant says – reply to this


    508

    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!
    PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ! PEREZ IS AN ASS! BOYCOTT PEREZ!

  9. Weston says – reply to this


    509

    LAME

  10. anusha says – reply to this


    510

    u r such a cheap pathetic guy.. y m i evn msgng u.. bloody moron.. shes mre goodlookin, successful, bettr dressed, talented than u. so jus shut up d crap n focus ur mind on smething mre fruitful nd positive.. fart drinker

  11. Laura says – reply to this


    511

    This is so mean!!!!!! SJP is beautiful and is a nice person!! Whoever made that site clearly is jealous and has nothing better to do.

  12. Danny says – reply to this


    512

    This is rich!! NOBODY HAS A LARGER FACE THAN PEREZ. NOBODY!!!! His lower jaw area resembles Jay Leno! PEREZ, YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO WIN ANY BEAUTY CONTESTS. YOU'RE AS UGLY AS THEY COME, INSIDE AND OUT, YOU FAT FUCK.

  13. SRP says – reply to this


    513

    You are rude!

  14. parane says – reply to this


    514

    What's wrong? She didn't kiss your ass or send you a personal message? Go kiss Madonna's old prune ass.

  15. sex an says – reply to this


    515

    say this with me slowly now…
    sarah jessica parker looks like a horse dot com
    wooooooooooow that is the most immature thing i've seen all day
    who fucking cares what animal she resembles she is fabulous and you're not.

  16. Jenny says – reply to this


    516

    awww thats messed up. I think she looks elegant

  17. Dee says – reply to this


    517

    Yes shes not the prettiest thing out there, but she has class and that makes her who she is and gives her that attractiveness, beauty is only skin deep and right now shes the one cashing in not us. So stop hating, THANKS!!!

  18. Maggie says – reply to this


    518

    That is terrible she is fantastic and there is no reason for that
    type of meanness!!! It is so wrong and really sends a bad
    message to women who are out of the norm beautiful, like
    sjp

  19. bob says – reply to this


    519

    horses are beautiful. you are ugly. Someday you'll realize….

  20. bobby says – reply to this


    520

    Re: mel – to make themselves feel better about their loser selves….

  21. Kat says – reply to this


    521

    this is unnecessary. she is talented & just because she doesn't fuck her body up she's compared to a horse. SPJ IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Annie says – reply to this


    522

    i don't get why some people are so obsessed about comparing her to a horse. she doesn't even look like one. the person who made that site CLEARLY has way too much time on their hands!

  23. beth says – reply to this


    523

    she does not look like a horse at all… Leave SJP alone!! That is really mean



  24. 524

    Okay, that sight is just not right. Funny, hell yeah! But, just not right!

  25. Lin says – reply to this


    525

    You've got to be sick to say something like that about a famous and lovely person as she is. If that's the case than I can think of a few that look like JACKASSES!!!!!!

  26. Becca says – reply to this


    526

    that is SOO MEAN
    and its not even very true
    you could do that to anybody!

  27. dakota says – reply to this


    527

    keep bashing her bithes you're just making her more famous

  28. psilov says – reply to this


    528

    So, this horse walks into a bar…… ooops it's SJP !!!!!!



  29. 529

    She's a lovely woman and very talented.. sometimes I don't understand why you don't embrace the good people of hollywood, she has a wonderful family and great career, why not just celebrate her success..

  30. Mary says – reply to this


    530

    I, being a Latina and a Hilary supporter thought you were a nice person, but You proved me wrong , your an ignorant and cruel person of the worst kind. I suppose your not a christian, nobody, that believes in God, could be so cruel to such a nice person or even a mean person, as God loves us all and he made us the way we are. Shame, shame, on you, Perez

  31. devilg says – reply to this


    531

    Re: loser

    LMAO…me too

  32. Raina says – reply to this


    532

    Wow. so mean. SJP is gorgeous.

  33. lulu says – reply to this


    533

    get.a.life. seriously, who has time to set up a site like this?

  34. you su says – reply to this


    534

    you're such a fat fuck — you ought to be compared to an elephant or orca

  35. cassie says – reply to this


    535

    Perez, I think this fame you accidentally aquiered has gone to your head because you are becoming meaner and meaner by the day. I love you but this is wrong on sooo many levels.

  36. anon says – reply to this


    536

    horrible. she's beautiful. so what if she's not typical?

  37. Zumph says – reply to this


    537

    SJP is a goddess
    FUCK you Perez
    Like you could ever have sex in the city

  38. Fierce says – reply to this


    538

    We knew that already…. Tell us something new.

  39. Cara says – reply to this


    539

    that's so fucked up.

  40. Anne says – reply to this


    540

    The various media provide th eresources to make anyone look terrible, to hype anyone (example: the VF Photoshop job of Jolie), or any manipuklative points in between those two extremes.
    .
    A different blogger could emphasize her talent, her beautiful family, her really interesting bone structure, and the fact that she is one of the grounded, kind people with star presence who isn't a walking ego case.

  41. youhav says – reply to this


    541

    This is just despicable. A bit of respect please. Perez you just lowered yourself in my estimation

  42. LIZA says – reply to this


    542

    Re: nina

    hahahahahah…if you think Perez "makes nothing" running this site you're as ignorant as they come! Perez gets thousands of hits per hour on his site…advertisers have to PAY HIM!!!

  43. Meliss says – reply to this


    543

    I love perez! I have a sad addiction. But what's up with this website on SJP? That's so cruel. I love SJP and I have always thought that she is beautiful. She is not your traditional conventional beauty but she is absolutely beautiful. She also seems like a great person and doesn't deserve such hurtful headlines.

  44. elizab says – reply to this


    544

    Wow.. That was a huge waste of 10 seconds. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

    It's pointless crap like this, and the reporting of rumours that cause me to visit this site less and less.



  45. 545

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course,
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous
    Sarah Jessica Parker.

  46. Gary says – reply to this


    546

    your just jealous.. Perez you look like a gay water buffalo…

  47. allie says – reply to this


    547

    she has more money than any of you guys… and i bet the douche who took the time to make that website is uglier.

  48. al'sB says – reply to this


    548

    I am really dissapointed on u Perezito…..how can you support this kind of crap. SJP is one of the biggest fashion ICONS of the world….she is bold, charismatic, and lets face it ..she is F I E R C E!

  49. earl says – reply to this


    549

    ok,no shes not beautiful,she does look like a horse,is it mean to post? sure it is,but what do you expect from this site,you know what you are gonna get when you come here,she is fugly so deal with it,or go to another web site.

  50. vilma says – reply to this


    550

    and perez looks like ms. piggy

  51. matthe says – reply to this


    551

    LMFAO

  52. mean says – reply to this


    552

    you are an asshole perez. move on, its not that funny anymore.

  53. Gary says – reply to this


    553

    Perez which overweight barn animals do you resemble ?—anyone out there got any suggestions or wanna post some pictures of unattractive cows that look like you…………

  54. PEREZ says – reply to this


    554


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    INAPPROPRIATE!
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    YOU ARE GOING TO HELL MAN, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
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    YOU FAT BASTARD
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  55. why?!? says – reply to this


    555

    whatever the woman looks like she obviously has made a VERY successful career out of her so called "horse-like" face. Props to her for not falling into the hollywood gap and changing who she is to please people who rely too much on outward beauty. She's a beautiful natural woman = )

  56. parisl says – reply to this


    556

    mean

  57. gwen says – reply to this


    557

    look. who's. talking.

  58. markis says – reply to this


    558

    LAST

    MARIO LMFAO- awesome name

    PWNAGE

  59. gary says – reply to this


    559

    Re: vilma – –love it I agree, Perez is miss piggy with a bad haircut!!!

  60. Carol says – reply to this


    560

    That's just wrong. I love SJP.

  61. A says – reply to this


    561

    thats horrible

  62. idiot says – reply to this


    562

    you're a prick who hates women and anyone who has become famous through talent and hard work. Jealous much? fat ass.

  63. JP says – reply to this


    563

    I don't think she looks like a horse-she has a long face and there are countless stars that have long faces, i.e., Julia Roberts!



  64. 564

    ROFL …LMAO !!! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE AND SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY…THANKS FOR THE LAUGH PEREZ !!!!

  65. BeBe says – reply to this


    565

    NO - she does NOT look like a horse. You need to take a look in the mirror yourself Perez …. and tell us please - what animal do you resemble?

  66. Meliss says – reply to this


    566

    Bitch, you only wish you looked like her, had half of her money, and had a quarter of her fame! How funny because if you were to see her you would be kissing her ass and trying to get a picture with her to post on your "blog" site………get a freakin' grip!

  67. Seen i says – reply to this


    567

    I've seen this already.. just silly!!

  68. jc says – reply to this


    568

    in all honestly..SJP may not be the most gorgeous woman in the world..however, I think she is pretty…her features aren't soft..they're more harsh..but, she is pretty, smart and super successful..much more than anyone commenting…so really, who's laughing. And I really dont see the horse in her.

  69. Amber says – reply to this


    569

    That is funny as hell… kind of mean, but the concept is funny. She used to be a whole lot prettier around the time when she was in Honeymoon in Vegas w/Nicolas Cage. Maybe she had work done, or maybe it is just due to getting older, but she has gone down hill when it comes to her physical features. Luckily for her she has a sparkling personality and is a good actress, so people should remember that.

  70. vilma says – reply to this


    570

    So Gary….u agree?lol.Perez need to be put on a splitscreen with Ms. piggy and then we can all point at the resemblances.

  71. markis says – reply to this


    571

    you guys keep coming back to perez's web site cus your addicted to this shit.

    PEREZ PWNS YOU, YOUR MOM, AND YOUR GRANDMA - AND YOU KNOW IT. WE'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE TOMORROW!

    LAST! FAKE

  72. Jess says – reply to this


    572

    that's just really mean. So she's not the most beautiful woman in the world, so what? I bet most of the people making fun of her don;t look that great themselves.

  73. o says – reply to this


    573

    I pledge allegiance to Hamas
    to the Middle East of Islam
    and to the sucicide bomber
    that gives its life
    69 virgins
    under Allah
    with commis
    and it's my way or the highway
    chop heads.

  74. jill says – reply to this


    574

    come on perez you dont need to stoop to some of these just plain mean things you give attention to - be above this kind of thing!

  75. vilma says – reply to this


    575

    Re: gary – Ms. Piggy is going through vagina envy. ;-)

  76. JOJO says – reply to this


    576

    And you look like a hippo

  77. Linx0r says – reply to this


    577

    What was the point of that? It wasn't even funny. People pick on her ONLY because they are jealous

  78. Brat says – reply to this


    578

    The concept is funny, but I think there are other women who deserve that more, maybe not cause of their physical features, but because they are bad people. SJP has a nice personality and is (unlike most of Hollywood) real, not all Botoxed out and shit. She was so much prettier when she was in Honeymoon in Vegas, so maybe it is just due to age that her looks have gone slightly downhill. Either way, the idea is funny, but I would like to have seen someone else be the butt of the joke.

  79. jaks says – reply to this


    579

    so if they put a horse next to her ….does that mean that they put a PIG next to you,Perez?? hahahahaha oink oink!!!

  80. Wrong says – reply to this


    580

    That is soo not right. SJP is a beautiful and UNIQUE woman. Even if she isn't your standard hot actress, she's an inspriation for millions of women to be who they are! HOw could you even laugh at this?

  81. pain says – reply to this


    581

    I've never been one to comment but this is truly upsetting. When did it become appropriate to ridicule someone on the basis of their appearance in such a hateful way? She's a beautiful, successful woman who has done nothing to warrant this negative attention. Anyone who finds this funny or amusing should be embarrassed.

  82. cathy says – reply to this


    582

    fuck you. that's mean.

  83. juliep says – reply to this


    583

    sad, i love sjp! she's adorable, and proves that beauty doesn't have to be cookie cutter!

  84. Jen says – reply to this


    584

    That's wrong

  85. coochi says – reply to this


    585

    yo, she is ugly & successful

  86. MsGem says – reply to this


    586

    Awwww that's so not fair. Who would do such a thing and insult a beautiful and majestic creature like the Horse and compare it to SJP. LMAFO. The site is hilarious.

  87. amy says – reply to this


    587

    What do you say when you run into the people you bash? I bet you cup your hands over your grotesque mouth that house YOUR fucked up teeth and run and hide. Your so gross.

  88. Candac says – reply to this


    588

    This is fucking ridiculous and rude. You're an as whole Perez for even posting this; would you like me to give you my opinion on what you look like. Trust me; I've got plenty to say about that.

  89. kp says – reply to this


    589

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.
    i have always thought that!

  90. m says – reply to this


    590

    sjp does not look like a horse- she has gorgeous cheekbones, sparkly eyes and an amazing figure! Her body is absolutely perfect and I know I'd love to have idiots moaning about how 'ugly' my unconventionally beautiful face looks if I had a successful career, a loving husband and adorable little son and not to mention probably the best closet ever. If I didn't state it clearly enough, you're all jealous haters.

  91. sjpisb says – reply to this


    591

    SJP IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

    PEREZ IS THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, LOOSING WEIGHT WONT HELP YOU, STILL SOOOO UGLY!!!!!! (and ugly inside)

    SJP IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

    PEREZ IS THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, LOOSING WEIGHT WONT HELP YOU, STILL SOOOO UGLY!!!!!! (and ugly inside)

    SJP IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

    PEREZ IS THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, LOOSING WEIGHT WONT HELP YOU, STILL SOOOO UGLY!!!!!! (and ugly inside)

    SJP IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

    PEREZ IS THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, LOOSING WEIGHT WONT HELP YOU, STILL SOOOO UGLY!!!!!! (and ugly inside)

  92. KIM CA says – reply to this


    592

    Re: angel – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  93. SS says – reply to this


    593

    Re: lex – Hah! So true!

  94. perezi says – reply to this


    594

    perez looks like a gay ms piggy but even uglier… not only would no one check you out, but also would comment on how ugly u are!!!! stop posing in pics will NOT help on makes u look as stupid as they come SJP RULES SHE BEAUTIFUL I WISH I WAS HER

  95. K says – reply to this


    595

    YOUR SUCH A HATER, WHY?????????????????

  96. SomeBu says – reply to this


    596

    Wow, that's just really nasty.

    Making fun of someone for the choices they make is entirely different from making fun of ANYONE for their physical appearance.

  97. Canada says – reply to this


    597

    That is RIDICULOUS!! I think she is absolutely beautiful!

  98. melani says – reply to this


    598

    wow that is CRUEL. she's not that bad man

  99. kelly says – reply to this


    599

    haha. so true!

  100. dawn says – reply to this


    600

    That's old, Opie and Anthony were talking about that site last week. Keep up with the times Perez!

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