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  1. aquabo says – reply to this


    601

    Low brow. You are better than this shit. Rise

  2. WOMEN says – reply to this


    602

    I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. I actually think she's beautiful and unique for being 43!!! I would give anything for her body and I doubt my body will look like that when I'm in my forties. Atleast she's not getting plastic surgery, drugs, or has been in jail. She's a pretty grounded woman and I respect her for that. You on the other hand Mario aka Perez are just jealous and insecure about yourself to be making fun of her. Everybody has flaws and you need to get over it. You don't see me making fun of you because your gay or look fugly, there is more than plenty of shit to make fun of you about. Lately you've been really bitch, perhaps its because nobody wants to fuck you so go get your std infested dildo and shove it up your crack you fucking asshole…have a good day.

  3. Gracey says – reply to this


    603

    This is just mean….and wrong.

  4. RowdyB says – reply to this


    604

    I don't agree. She's beautiful and talented. Her character in Sex and the city is amazing. Millions of women love her for being so honest and pure in that show.
    She knows she's not the most beautiful women in the world. She's smart.

  5. tmc says – reply to this


    605

    people have too much time on there hands!

  6. The P says – reply to this


    606

    SJP is NOT considered a beauty. She has a different look. Her face is long shaped. Their are oval, long, square, etc. SJP is attractive. She has worked her real talent from being a child Broadway actress to now and her real look. He rmom and step-dad were parents and never decided to make themselves FAMOUS and be in the limelight…DINA LOHAN. She has a mole. I am sure she was told get it removed. maybe even have her chin chisled down. She had smarts and a sense of self to not have listended to these people. She looks beter in some camera angle than others. Hair long is better. Pulled back tight is not good. Pulled loosely back is okay.
    She has a real personal life. She does not give the public her unwanted advice on things she knows nothing about as if we need her knowldege like some celbs, umm SHARON STONE, TOM CRUISE. Away from her professional life ,she does not make a scene places and goes about quietly living a private life. Ummm JohnF Kennedy ,Jr . thought hs ewa s acutie and she has never written and told all about him.

    Don't know about any of you, if you are perfect like CHUBBY PEREZ, but I have a beak for a nose. It is not a nose, but a beak.

  7. kristi says – reply to this


    607

    Sarah Jessica Parker is a beautiful, strong, confident woman. Just because she isn't Britney or Lindsay and doesn't have fake boobs doesn't make her any less amazing.

    I LOVE YOU SJP!

  8. Gigi says – reply to this


    608

    Re: TokyoG – THANK YOU TOKYO. WELL SAID!

  9. Yeah says – reply to this


    609

    There's a line between satire and just plain nastiness.
    .
    Once Perez recovers from his Lasik surgery, maybe he'll see that line.

  10. irfan says – reply to this


    610

    better look like a stallion horse than a fat ugly insecure desperate wannabe with no talent whatsoever.
    get a life corky tatcher!

  11. zoey says – reply to this


    611

    perez, i know its difficult to believe, but i expected more from you. this is terrible. you shouldn't be one to point fingers either, fat ass.
    this should have been one of the 'if you are easily offended DON'T CLICK HERE.'

  12. nsk says – reply to this


    612

    Re: angel – I agree!

  13. Your M says – reply to this


    613

    YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE SLAPPED ….HARD…..FOR NOT USING BIRTH CONTROL!

  14. Gary says – reply to this


    614

    Your right someones gotta do a split screen of miss piggy/perez — maybe with an apple in perez's mouth

  15. Nothin says – reply to this


    615

    This is so mean. She's aging. Like ALL of us. This is way too mean.

  16. lexi says – reply to this


    616

    sjp can act, but OMFG she is UGLY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE so damn much!!!! SJP is the most unsexy, and unpretty actress in HOLLYWOOD! although she is succesful (how?)



  17. 617

    unamusing

  18. Beauty says – reply to this


    618

    She looks like a jackass for real!

    Back in the days when she had curly hair… she wasn't so fugly!

  19. FUKNO says – reply to this


    619

    SOUNDS AND LOOK LIKE SOMETHING KIM CATRALL WILL DO IN DISGUISE

  20. bgq says – reply to this


    620

    What is the matter with you? I used to like reading your funny insights, but you become a hateful misogynist. You must you tear down beautiful women with such regularity? I think you are a preening, power-hungry, prig. What a lonely life you must have…

  21. Mary says – reply to this


    621

    Leave SJP alone! Enough already!

  22. Bentle says – reply to this


    622

    celebrity news: perez has downs syndrome and is a 40 year old gay virgin

  23. lella says – reply to this


    623

    So typical, with all the problems Americans should be focusing on, instead you choose to belittle someone with such glee about the way they look??? You are the country with the highest obesity rate, hmm, maybe it is time to get off the computer, quit being so negative, and go for a jog!!

  24. HorseF says – reply to this


    624

    LMFAO! Love it!

  25. laura says – reply to this


    625

    Well….I don't know about the horse thing, but she is quite homely. I've always thought that. Couldn't believe she got the role of Carrie on SATC.

  26. Dash says – reply to this


    626

    …and you look like a stuffed marshmellow, Perez. You're always harping on the celebs who aren't nice - she's one of the nice ones. She's smart, kind-hearted and charitable and doesn't deserve to be treated like this. Pick on the jerks, not the good ones!

  27. What t says – reply to this


    627

    Seriously.

  28. ha ha says – reply to this


    628

    all white look like fuking horses, sjp too

  29. Sarah says – reply to this


    629

    That is so mean

  30. cody says – reply to this


    630

    I love when people take out their own insecurities on other people. In order for some people to feel good, they MUST make fun of others. Wether they deserve it or not. HOW ANNOYING! love you Perez…can't stand the negativity tho…ah well such is..

  31. What t says – reply to this


    631

    seriously.

    and I think I'm going to go out now and buy some of her clothes.

  32. haha says – reply to this


    632

    all white look like fucking horse, sjp too lmao !!!

  33. WhatTh says – reply to this


    633

    Seriously



  34. 634

    She actually looks more like the wicked witch of the west! ^_^

  35. jennif says – reply to this


    635

    You are the most hurtful FAT FAG one word …………Karma

    She is Fabulous in every which way

  36. sjpfan says – reply to this


    636

    this is so freakin immature! at least she has fucking talent, unlike a lot of other celebs (ie. jessica simpson, paris, The Hills girls, Lindsay Lo, the list goes on) she has more style and class than the creators of that horrid site could ever wish for..i hope she sues them and they have to remove the stupid, waste of everyones time website..sjp is my icon and a very good role model for anyone!



  37. 637

    she's fucking ugly but I don't see the whole her compared to a horse thing, no similarities in my opinion?

  38. Lila says – reply to this


    638

    obviously, you and the creator of the website are extremely jealous that shes successfull AND SKINNY
    at least she can fit into all the designer clothes galore
    go eat that though

  39. amanda says – reply to this


    639

    obviously, you'd rather thrive of the fact that shes WAY more skinnier than you, fatass, than how mean it is

    nice job. i hope you enjoy this and some chinese takeout

  40. midi says – reply to this


    640

    I'm laughing at all these comments!

  41. blah says – reply to this


    641

    i hate people

  42. mizzbo says – reply to this


    642

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  43. ashlee says – reply to this


    643

    you are so mean!

  44. tb says – reply to this


    644

    poor thing. do people not understand that she probably sees and hears all these things and that she too has feelings. i think shes pretty.

  45. magpie says – reply to this


    645

    Low blow perez!!!

  46. markis says – reply to this


    646

    Re: midi – you can just type "LOL" or "ROFL" or maybe even a "ROFLCOPTER" when you are laughing out loud at your computer

    SECOND! I WIN SILVER!

  47. shanay says – reply to this


    647

    omg i luv ur blog like totALLY hiLaRious
    shanaynay OutiEes ♥

  48. greg says – reply to this


    648

    I heard the horses of america have filed a defimation lawsuit against Perez for making such claims. I'd rather fuck a horse than SJP the Dee Snider look alike

  49. Gigi says – reply to this


    649

    i've always known this!

  50. midi says – reply to this


    650

    Re: markis

    Ok, thanks. I'm gonna go with ROFLCOPTER.

  51. kath says – reply to this


    651

    and you look like a supermodel perez…

    hey girls - don't age/grow hips or arses/leave the house in anything but couture and full makeup/look like anything less than model purrfect/ look pissed off ever/get sweat patches/get angry at the paps for sticking their cameras up your skirts - EVER. or perez - a man who professes to love women, and who must have taken a lot of crap himself growing up gay in the U.S - will DESTROY YOU!

    i used to think you were quite funny, i used to think you were only going all out for the hypocrisy of the entertainment industry. i used to think you were intelligent.

    How sad that the greatest popstar ever had to resort to posting a video of herself to you cos she knows just how much power you got now.

    i haven't been on here for a few months and when i log back in, oh look, we're comparing sarah jessica parker to a horse. again. and yes - i know its only a link to another site but that don't matter.

    is this life you're living everything you ever dreamed of when you were getting your head flushed down the toilet in school by the jocks for being "a fag"? is it perez? i do hope so….

  52. isis says – reply to this


    652

    one of the other comments hit it on the head: this is supposed to be a gossip site not a bashing site. SJP is the bomb, and is gorgeous, she has talent, she holds together a family in a world of throw away commitment. as far as i can see- she is an overall success. your petty bs and high school antics can;t take that away. all you are doing is creating hurt in the world, and you can post links to all the "good deed" sites you want Perez, it doesn;t detract from who you are in your heart.

  53. newspr says – reply to this


    653

    the lamest thing I have ever seen

  54. jjp says – reply to this


    654

    She may not be beautiful in the conventional way, but that doesn't mean she is not beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and in my opinion she is gorgeous.

  55. mumpy says – reply to this


    655

    I don't think it's ok to provide a link without telling us first. And I think that site is plain mean.

  56. anna l says – reply to this


    656

    this is ridiculous! Sarah Jessica is beautiful and at least she isn't one of those incredibly insecure women getting tons of plastic surgery, she's confident in her own beauty!

  57. smokin says – reply to this


    657

    It's just like high school and middle school shit, where the ones usually talkin shit about someoone elses looks but they look fucked up there damn self. Come on u aren't the most attractive man out there I can point out a lot of your flaws but I aint like that. It's time to grow up and stop being so damn catty. I'm sure the person who made the site is a fat bald man sitting in front a computer 24 hours a day what a waiste of time.

  58. Ashlyn says – reply to this


    658

    hahahahahaha.
    She does.

  59. rude says – reply to this


    659

    THATS SUCH A FUCKING RUDE WEBSITE

    MAYBE SHE'S AGING, BUT AT LEAST SHE'S DOING IT GRACEFULLY!

  60. Jennif says – reply to this


    660

    That is awful and horrible. I pray to god the woman doesn't catch wind of that because that is pathetic and cruel. Nobody deserves to be ridiculed like that. Especially someone who is just trying to live her life with a great career and family. Whatever, SJP you rock!!!

  61. Jennif says – reply to this


    661

    You're an asshole, no one deserves this.
    And for the record, she's beautiful.

  62. aurora says – reply to this


    662

    This is low even for you, Perez.

    SJP is beautiful, not super-model gorgeous, but beautiful, with a figure that most would kill for.

  63. Diana says – reply to this


    663

    Oh, no! I love SJP this is awful

  64. karen says – reply to this


    664

    Rude!

  65. Stacey says – reply to this


    665

    Please, Perez, the horses look wayyyy better than her.

  66. sa says – reply to this


    666

    Funny, but I do feel bad because she is a beautiful and intelligent woman, and she can't help the way she looks, it's totally out of her control. Except for plastic surgery, but she's too classy to do that.

  67. NoVaDJ says – reply to this


    667

    Perez, I'm finding it more and more difficult to enjoy your website. I always looked forward to seeing the new gossip, but now all you do is put down people's physical features and I find that odd considering that you are not the perfect specimen. SJP is a good person,she's not a bitch or mean like some other celebrities and doesn't deserve this treatment. When you print this stuff you then get some of the immature people that read your site to chime in with you. How do you think SJP feels when she reads such hurtful comments…and you know someone will tell her about it. What will you say to her when you see her in person? I hope it will be an apology….

  68. Tina says – reply to this


    668

    Fuck you

  69. David says – reply to this


    669

    YOU MUST….!!

    www.perezhiltonlookslikeamanatee.com

    ENJOY!!

  70. KK says – reply to this


    670

    That is a little inappropriate and rude.

  71. Dot says – reply to this


    671

    I think she is beautiful and you are a jerk to post that. I love you perez but SJP is one of us and that was undeserved and just mean. She doesn't look like a horse! She is an icon, beautiful and sexy!

  72. Linda says – reply to this


    672

    I think you should find a photo of Wilbur and post it for all to see. I'm sure he must be SO good looking!

  73. Marie says – reply to this


    673

    Awww- I wish I wouldn't have clicked… I

  74. e2 says – reply to this


    674

    How cruel to compare such beautiful animals to such an ugly woman!!!!!!!!!! It is an insult to horses…..

  75. mathew says – reply to this


    675

    SJP is a beautiful woman who thankfully chooses not to look like a plastic surgery catastrophe.

  76. sam says – reply to this


    676

    ridiculously IMMATURE. how the hell old ARE YOU PEOPLE running this site?????????????????????????????????????????????????? 11, 12 year old schoolgirls?? maybe your mother just wasn't around when you were growing up or something….bizarre.

  77. anna says – reply to this


    677

    sure sure, cause everyone looks perfect.

    ppfffft.

  78. caro says – reply to this


    678

    that's just mean

  79. jemms says – reply to this


    679

    that is LOW. Whoever made this web site, obviously secretly likes her… it is like the big, macho, dumb, homophobe jock that obsesses over "Gays" and "Queers" then only to find out he is one himself.. really, WHY go to sooo much trouble over her? it says so much about this stupid person. This person has nothing else to do but to compare her to an animal.. really. huh.

  80. lalita says – reply to this


    680

    you should've said "if you're easilay offended"….

  81. ali says – reply to this


    681

    this is so stupid
    shes amazing
    fuck whoever made that site. i want to see a picture of them!

    ugly cunt probably.

  82. Yeah, says – reply to this


    682

    Talk about overkill. Okay, now let's see photos of Perez lined up against some familiar barnyard animals — should be equally insightful and hilarious.

  83. ....ok says – reply to this


    683

    That's just mean

    Sarah Jessica Parker looks soo much better then you ever will Perez

  84. linda says – reply to this


    684

    Pukez……your a horse's ass….if we were to compare your face with an animal on the planet, i would have to campare you to….hmmmmmmm, a baboon's ass….not so pretty, just like you

  85. ufugz says – reply to this


    685

    she's fab and ur fat (yuck) and gay=fat gay…nobody likes those. lonely? yeah right jon mayer's into u…what a joke u are. keep 2 ur diet, fugz & leave sarah to her fab figure &70 million dollar opener

  86. me says – reply to this


    686

    whoever had the time to match up her photos with the horse photos is a joke

    I think shes very attractive, she looked hot a lot on Sex and the City, she has style and something about her.

    are we going to start comparing angelina jolie to a blow fish next?

  87. KellyC says – reply to this


    687

    Not cool, Perez. Lay off this woman. What did she ever do to you?

  88. Meg says – reply to this


    688

    Thats really messed up, especially on your part to show that to the public.

  89. pronz says – reply to this


    689

    That's pretty dick if you ask me.

  90. crap says – reply to this


    690

    She looks better than any of you sons of bitches.

  91. drz_ro says – reply to this


    691

    DAH HORSE SHOULD FEEL OFFENDED. nOt dAt UgLy AsZ BiiTcH!!!

  92. kate says – reply to this


    692

    thats a little mean

  93. BRUJA says – reply to this


    693

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

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    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!



  94. 694

    HAHAHA! That's WAY too damn funny! Haha! Wow, that just made my day…

  95. rachel says – reply to this


    695

    noooooooo!!!
    i love her.
    I think she is gorgeous!!!

  96. beth i says – reply to this


    696

    LOL

  97. Funny! says – reply to this


    697

    Especially after today and her stupid as shit complaint about her fucking foil dress! While the world falls apart, she's "disappointed" that her meat wrapper foil dress was worn by someone else. I lost all respect for her today. ALL.

  98. BRUJA says – reply to this


    698

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

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    JESSICA WE LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

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  99. ANNA N says – reply to this


    699

    ahaha!the resemblance is amazing.

  100. none says – reply to this


    700

    THAT IS WRONG. SERIOUSLY PPL NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE!!! PEREZ I LIKE YOU BUT THATS WRONG OF YOU DOING THAT. PPL NEED TO BACK OFF AND GET A LIFE. IM PRETTY SURE THE PERSON THAT POSTS STUFF LIKE THAT ARE NOT MODEL LOOKING PEOPLE.

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