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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The hair! The makeup!

Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

No Tony Romo in sight!

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[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

677 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. fee says – reply to this


    101

    she's making that face j-lo makes when she's trying to act.. no?

  2. sarah says – reply to this


    102

    ew,what is that?
    her eye makeup looks cheap so does her dress.
    looks like a 5 minutes job :)
    c'mon jessica, you can do waaay better than that.

  3. ksdfhd says – reply to this


    103

    oh dear…

    its not THAT bad….

  4. Helena says – reply to this


    104

    I like her eye makeup. As for everything else, well, let's just say it's not so hot.

  5. krrn says – reply to this


    105

    someone needs to tell her makeup artist theres a shelf life for mascara. cos, I mean, that shit is clumpin like crazy.

  6. Ashley says – reply to this


    106

    i like the hair and the makeup but i'm not a fan of the dress!

  7. Disenc says – reply to this


    107

    Re: kate – Her eyes aren't "golden-hazel". They're brown, but for some reason they look somewhat hazel in this picture. She's probably wearing contacts.

  8. john d says – reply to this


    108

    She looks good…WTF are you talking about?

  9. Tita says – reply to this


    109

    yikes!

  10. JESSIC says – reply to this


    110

    still looks better than you Peres, even her worse day looks better then your best day… just saying,

  11. a says – reply to this


    111

    she doesn't even look bad. her makeup looks nice and so what if she took a bad picture or god forbid she doesn't look completely flawless. no wonder so many celebrities have eating disorders and get work done, because all you low life assholes have to talk shit about anything and everything imperfect about them.

  12. jessic says – reply to this


    112

    i think she looks great! wow!

  13. tylsdf says – reply to this


    113

    her worst picture still looks better than perez's photoshopped hot topic ad. and im a gay guy.

  14. irrita says – reply to this


    114

    Perez you always manage to stoop so low. Get a fucking grip!!
    For crying out loud she was with Tony all last weekend, he had ball, she had commitments, He probably is golfing for practice for next weekend. They don't live & breathe each other & seeing as you don't seem to knwo much about relationships you would not understand this. For gods sake how many in LA especially athletes have therre mates in other areas. Eva happens to be one as her TONY doesn't like all the crap & gossip placeas such as Perez have to offer. they don't like it but it doesn't mean they can't have a relationship & be tied at the hip. Give it a friggin break with Jessica.
    Perrez it's getting old real old. Leave Tony & Jessica alone. You are sadistic to want to see someone in pain all the time as it seems tyo be your fondest wish that Jessica never find happiness. You are sad Perez & in need of some real help & a lock down for a bit. You will see Jessica without Tony & you will see Tony without Jessica it's life. Justin timberlake & Jessica Beil come to mind also & they seem to be pretty solid too. WE will see but move on Perez.

  15. nik says – reply to this


    115

    The picture is taken from a bad angle. I saw a different pic from the same night and she looked gorgeous!

  16. tsk ts says – reply to this


    116

    her eye makeup is nice.

  17. blah says – reply to this


    117

    What? Shes gorgeous.

  18. me says – reply to this


    118

    yeah, you can have lots of eyeshadow OR lots of mascara, not both. the hair looks like she did it in the car. I like the dress though.

  19. MaRY says – reply to this


    119

    i think she looks pretty

  20. Ashley says – reply to this


    120

    Is there some reason Perez hates Jessica? I don't think she looks bad at all. I mean really, considering the fact that she's absolutely GORGEOUS..can she really, EVER look that bad?
    Stop picking on Jessica!

  21. cassy says – reply to this


    121

    it's not THAT bad!

  22. Jackie says – reply to this


    122

    I think her make-up looks hot.

  23. babyg says – reply to this


    123

    Actually I think she looks pretty hot, better than usual.

  24. LSM says – reply to this


    124

    She looks gorgeous!

  25. Christ says – reply to this


    125

    she still looks hot

  26. Tonya says – reply to this


    126

    She looks great. Once again, you're obsessed with trashing her. What is your deal? She's beautiful, and looks pretty.

  27. Ed says – reply to this


    127

    I think that she looks hot no matter what. I'd Fuck her and you know you would too.

  28. julia says – reply to this


    128

    her hair is a bit off but thats alright

  29. paulie says – reply to this


    129

    UGH! Perez, she looks fine! As for Tony Romo… maybe I should enlighten you since you probably don't know jack sh*t about football…. Footballers are getting ready for training camp… which for the Cowboys starts in July. And not everyone in a relationship needs to be joined at the hip 24/7.



  30. 130

    she dosen't look bad, it's just her hair

  31. T-WHAT says – reply to this


    131

    i think she looks good.

  32. booger says – reply to this


    132

    I think her hair and make up look great! It's the outfit and earrings that aren't quite right!

  33. KT says – reply to this


    133

    This picture looks like it was taken in the 80's.

  34. Christ says – reply to this


    134

    She looks fine!

  35. sarah says – reply to this


    135

    dam this girl has some issues with her boobs

  36. Laury says – reply to this


    136

    Anyone else thinks she looks a lot like Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks in that pic?

  37. Hyde says – reply to this


    137

    Are you kidding me? She's stunning here.

  38. izzy says – reply to this


    138

    FATTTTT

  39. Ashlee says – reply to this


    139

    So the dress looks like she bought it from the thrift store, and was sent to one because it wasn't one of those bridesmaid's dresses that you could shorten it and wear it again…

    The hair looks like she was blindfolded when she did it, and the make up… ugh don't get me started.

  40. ds says – reply to this


    140

    i think she looks gorg!

  41. nickee says – reply to this


    141

    you people are delusional….shes not fat,I'd love to see what most of you look like . (p.s. Im not even a fan of hers)

  42. Why? says – reply to this


    142

    Her hair and makeup don't look bad but the dress and earrings look cheap. That dress is horrible. It looks like spandex and why is she wearing it with one shoulder exposed? It's not like she can't afford better.

  43. LinzRa says – reply to this


    143

    she kinda looks okay but like a hooker at the same time!

  44. Christ says – reply to this


    144

    I dont think there's anything wrong with it. I think people are just jealous they dont look that good half the time.

  45. scorpi says – reply to this


    145

    I actually think she looks pretty… stop being such a bitch Perez.

  46. lala says – reply to this


    146

    She looks pretty, nothing wrong at all. Your jealous cos your fat & ugly.

  47. Magent says – reply to this


    147

    it's not that bad. it's not WOW but i expected something horrible!



  48. 148

    shes pretty but kinda ugly dress :P

  49. maggie says – reply to this


    149

    she looks great. perez, you're jealous.

  50. C Mone says – reply to this


    150

    looks like she's gained about 30 lbs lol. cow

  51. emma says – reply to this


    151

    LMFAO! WEEPY BREAST HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  52. markis says – reply to this


    152

    LAST

  53. Rainbo says – reply to this


    153

    When will she learn that she is SOOOOOOO much prettier without all the facial spackle, hair-glue and sticky-lips gloss???? She's in her 20's, for God's sake - she does not need all this glop. Jessica - let your skin BREATHE free!

  54. trista says – reply to this


    154

    she looks like the fat dixie chick

  55. Ross says – reply to this


    155

    Are you kidding?
    This is the youngest that airhead has looked, in years!

  56. josefi says – reply to this


    156

    she is soooooooooooooooooo fat!
    hate her



  57. 157

    what are you talking about?? She looks great! Must be a slow celeb day.



  58. 158

    It now 14:59 Jessie. Time to make the jump into Gonzo Porn.

  59. Brenna says – reply to this


    159

    I think her hair looks quite good to be honest and Im a makeup artist. There worse pictures out there!!

  60. Jessic says – reply to this


    160

    I THINK SHES ACTUALLY LOOKS REALLY GOOOD!

  61. K says – reply to this


    161

    Hmmm, wonder if Jessica is pregnant. She seems to have put on weight lately. Wouldn't surprise me if she got pregnant to trap Homo boy.

  62. Amanda says – reply to this


    162

    I think she looks cute!!!!!!

  63. AEL says – reply to this


    163

    Poor girl…

  64. toni says – reply to this


    164

    I think she looks really pretty here!

  65. sasa says – reply to this


    165

    her only problem is that she trys waaaaay to hard to look sexy and never pulls it off.
    always with those eyes and pout, it never works for her. she needs new direction.

  66. mark says – reply to this


    166

    I think she looks hot in this pic.

  67. some k says – reply to this


    167

    WOW! whats happened to old jessica these days? she might as well join the screw up crew made up of celebrity big sisters along with britney. Maybe they can attend meetings together. =]

  68. Marian says – reply to this


    168

    I usually don't like her at all but in this picture she's adorable. Especially i like the makeup (Y)

  69. EvE says – reply to this


    169

    She's so ugly! all the Simpson brats are.

  70. Starke says – reply to this


    170

    She looks hot!!
    If you're gonna pick on something, I'd go for the dress… that's just me. Her head-region looks sexxxy!!

    xoxo, StarkedLA.com

  71. J says – reply to this


    171

    I thought Ken Paves was with her… he must not have done her hair!

  72. Anna says – reply to this


    172

    She looks a little chunky too?

  73. prince says – reply to this


    173

    SHE LOOKS GOOD! not great. but GOOD.

  74. HBKris says – reply to this


    174

    This really isn't THAT bad.

    …and I hate this bitch.

  75. jayy! says – reply to this


    175

    she looks like tori spelling!

  76. Christ says – reply to this


    176

    Not too bad, I've seen worse. The shoulders on that outfit are a disaster though.

  77. heidab says – reply to this


    177

    Perez, the hair and make up are great, it's the DRESS that is killin' it. Get some new clothes, Jessica!

  78. jenny says – reply to this


    178

    Fat, are you guys kidding? She looks healthy.
    I thought it was hilary duff at first.

  79. tb says – reply to this


    179

    does anyone know if i can watch the mtv movie awards online?

  80. Laura says – reply to this


    180

    I think the make up is really nice but the hair looks like she has been dragged through a bush and I know she isn't fat whatsoever but that dress is making her look bigger than she is !

  81. tammy says – reply to this


    181

    YUCK. She is SOOOO UNTALENTED and BORING and UGLY. CAN'T STAND THE BITCH.

  82. kirby says – reply to this


    182

    she sure has a ton of moles!

  83. Elle D says – reply to this


    183

    Yeah, no Romo in sight because he was partying in Pacific Beach (San Diego) last night! Does no one have pics of it???

  84. Allie says – reply to this


    184

    SKANKWHORE

  85. Liz says – reply to this


    185

    i think it's just from a bad angle, she's beautiful!

  86. Sylkyn says – reply to this


    186

    I think she looks really good here. Love the dramatic eye makeup.

  87. Annie says – reply to this


    187

    she got fat

    very….very fat

  88. g dog says – reply to this


    188

    I think she looks RAD!

  89. hope says – reply to this


    189

    I thought her makeup was alright

  90. tiffan says – reply to this


    190

    omg! she is a has been…i liked her better as a brunette!

  91. Jess i says – reply to this


    191

    She looks gorgeous just a bad picture. I love her!!

  92. michi says – reply to this


    192

    I don't know - she looks really nice but the dress doesn't seem to fit well.

    the make-up and hair make her look really beautiful, but then again, I think Madonna is pretty ugly, so Perez and i have different taste.

  93. Kylie says – reply to this


    193

    She definitely looks like Britney in this pic some.. wow..

  94. lilya says – reply to this


    194

    I don't like the pic, never thought she was that pretty but never thought she was ugly either. The only thing that bothers me about her is that she tries too hard and it is so obvious.

  95. gt says – reply to this


    195

    she doesn't look bad…i think you're just picking on her now….play nice

  96. chris says – reply to this


    196

    she just looks really fat

  97. mewlin says – reply to this


    197

    Oh, Honeybunch……….



  98. 198

    Shes a lot better looking than her talentless little sister. n fact I honestly think Jessica is one of the hottest celebs around. She NEVER looks bad in my book

  99. Perez says – reply to this


    199

    She is a beautiful girl, she looks fresh, and has a beautiful makeup. Just because you are into burlesque-scary-looking-divas Perez, it does not mean that every one else has to follow your very fake and dead-looking beauty standard.

  100. alyssa says – reply to this


    200

    eeeek.
    those clumped eyelashes look horrible!!
    …ummm, is it obvious to anyone else that her dress is not that flattering?…

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