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The hair! The makeup!
Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
No Tony Romo in sight!
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm
she's making that face j-lo makes when she's trying to act.. no?
ew,what is that?
her eye makeup looks cheap so does her dress.
looks like a 5 minutes job
c'mon jessica, you can do waaay better than that.
oh dear…
its not THAT bad….
I like her eye makeup. As for everything else, well, let's just say it's not so hot.
someone needs to tell her makeup artist theres a shelf life for mascara. cos, I mean, that shit is clumpin like crazy.
i like the hair and the makeup but i'm not a fan of the dress!
Re: kate – Her eyes aren't "golden-hazel". They're brown, but for some reason they look somewhat hazel in this picture. She's probably wearing contacts.
She looks good…WTF are you talking about?
yikes!
still looks better than you Peres, even her worse day looks better then your best day… just saying,
she doesn't even look bad. her makeup looks nice and so what if she took a bad picture or god forbid she doesn't look completely flawless. no wonder so many celebrities have eating disorders and get work done, because all you low life assholes have to talk shit about anything and everything imperfect about them.
i think she looks great! wow!
her worst picture still looks better than perez's photoshopped hot topic ad. and im a gay guy.
Perez you always manage to stoop so low. Get a fucking grip!!
For crying out loud she was with Tony all last weekend, he had ball, she had commitments, He probably is golfing for practice for next weekend. They don't live & breathe each other & seeing as you don't seem to knwo much about relationships you would not understand this. For gods sake how many in LA especially athletes have therre mates in other areas. Eva happens to be one as her TONY doesn't like all the crap & gossip placeas such as Perez have to offer. they don't like it but it doesn't mean they can't have a relationship & be tied at the hip. Give it a friggin break with Jessica.
Perrez it's getting old real old. Leave Tony & Jessica alone. You are sadistic to want to see someone in pain all the time as it seems tyo be your fondest wish that Jessica never find happiness. You are sad Perez & in need of some real help & a lock down for a bit. You will see Jessica without Tony & you will see Tony without Jessica it's life. Justin timberlake & Jessica Beil come to mind also & they seem to be pretty solid too. WE will see but move on Perez.
The picture is taken from a bad angle. I saw a different pic from the same night and she looked gorgeous!
her eye makeup is nice.
What? Shes gorgeous.
yeah, you can have lots of eyeshadow OR lots of mascara, not both. the hair looks like she did it in the car. I like the dress though.
i think she looks pretty
Is there some reason Perez hates Jessica? I don't think she looks bad at all. I mean really, considering the fact that she's absolutely GORGEOUS..can she really, EVER look that bad?
Stop picking on Jessica!
it's not THAT bad!
I think her make-up looks hot.
Actually I think she looks pretty hot, better than usual.
She looks gorgeous!
she still looks hot
She looks great. Once again, you're obsessed with trashing her. What is your deal? She's beautiful, and looks pretty.
I think that she looks hot no matter what. I'd Fuck her and you know you would too.
her hair is a bit off but thats alright
UGH! Perez, she looks fine! As for Tony Romo… maybe I should enlighten you since you probably don't know jack sh*t about football…. Footballers are getting ready for training camp… which for the Cowboys starts in July. And not everyone in a relationship needs to be joined at the hip 24/7.
she dosen't look bad, it's just her hair
i think she looks good.
I think her hair and make up look great! It's the outfit and earrings that aren't quite right!
This picture looks like it was taken in the 80's.
She looks fine!
dam this girl has some issues with her boobs
Anyone else thinks she looks a lot like Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks in that pic?
Are you kidding me? She's stunning here.
FATTTTT
So the dress looks like she bought it from the thrift store, and was sent to one because it wasn't one of those bridesmaid's dresses that you could shorten it and wear it again…
The hair looks like she was blindfolded when she did it, and the make up… ugh don't get me started.
i think she looks gorg!
you people are delusional….shes not fat,I'd love to see what most of you look like . (p.s. Im not even a fan of hers)
Her hair and makeup don't look bad but the dress and earrings look cheap. That dress is horrible. It looks like spandex and why is she wearing it with one shoulder exposed? It's not like she can't afford better.
she kinda looks okay but like a hooker at the same time!
I dont think there's anything wrong with it. I think people are just jealous they dont look that good half the time.
I actually think she looks pretty… stop being such a bitch Perez.
She looks pretty, nothing wrong at all. Your jealous cos your fat & ugly.
it's not that bad. it's not WOW but i expected something horrible!
shes pretty but kinda ugly dress
she looks great. perez, you're jealous.
looks like she's gained about 30 lbs lol. cow
LMFAO! WEEPY BREAST HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
LAST
When will she learn that she is SOOOOOOO much prettier without all the facial spackle, hair-glue and sticky-lips gloss???? She's in her 20's, for God's sake - she does not need all this glop. Jessica - let your skin BREATHE free!
she looks like the fat dixie chick
Are you kidding?
This is the youngest that airhead has looked, in years!
she is soooooooooooooooooo fat!
hate her
what are you talking about?? She looks great! Must be a slow celeb day.
It now 14:59 Jessie. Time to make the jump into Gonzo Porn.
I think her hair looks quite good to be honest and Im a makeup artist. There worse pictures out there!!
I THINK SHES ACTUALLY LOOKS REALLY GOOOD!
Hmmm, wonder if Jessica is pregnant. She seems to have put on weight lately. Wouldn't surprise me if she got pregnant to trap Homo boy.
I think she looks cute!!!!!!
Poor girl…
I think she looks really pretty here!
her only problem is that she trys waaaaay to hard to look sexy and never pulls it off.
always with those eyes and pout, it never works for her. she needs new direction.
I think she looks hot in this pic.
WOW! whats happened to old jessica these days? she might as well join the screw up crew made up of celebrity big sisters along with britney. Maybe they can attend meetings together. =]
I usually don't like her at all but in this picture she's adorable. Especially i like the makeup (Y)
She's so ugly! all the Simpson brats are.
She looks hot!!
If you're gonna pick on something, I'd go for the dress… that's just me. Her head-region looks sexxxy!!
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I thought Ken Paves was with her… he must not have done her hair!
She looks a little chunky too?
SHE LOOKS GOOD! not great. but GOOD.
This really isn't THAT bad.
…and I hate this bitch.
she looks like tori spelling!
Not too bad, I've seen worse. The shoulders on that outfit are a disaster though.
Perez, the hair and make up are great, it's the DRESS that is killin' it. Get some new clothes, Jessica!
Fat, are you guys kidding? She looks healthy.
I thought it was hilary duff at first.
does anyone know if i can watch the mtv movie awards online?
I think the make up is really nice but the hair looks like she has been dragged through a bush and I know she isn't fat whatsoever but that dress is making her look bigger than she is !
YUCK. She is SOOOO UNTALENTED and BORING and UGLY. CAN'T STAND THE BITCH.
she sure has a ton of moles!
Yeah, no Romo in sight because he was partying in Pacific Beach (San Diego) last night! Does no one have pics of it???
SKANKWHORE
i think it's just from a bad angle, she's beautiful!
I think she looks really good here. Love the dramatic eye makeup.
she got fat
very….very fat
I think she looks RAD!
I thought her makeup was alright
omg! she is a has been…i liked her better as a brunette!
She looks gorgeous just a bad picture. I love her!!
I don't know - she looks really nice but the dress doesn't seem to fit well.
the make-up and hair make her look really beautiful, but then again, I think Madonna is pretty ugly, so Perez and i have different taste.
She definitely looks like Britney in this pic some.. wow..
I don't like the pic, never thought she was that pretty but never thought she was ugly either. The only thing that bothers me about her is that she tries too hard and it is so obvious.
she doesn't look bad…i think you're just picking on her now….play nice
she just looks really fat
Oh, Honeybunch……….
Shes a lot better looking than her talentless little sister. n fact I honestly think Jessica is one of the hottest celebs around. She NEVER looks bad in my book
She is a beautiful girl, she looks fresh, and has a beautiful makeup. Just because you are into burlesque-scary-looking-divas Perez, it does not mean that every one else has to follow your very fake and dead-looking beauty standard.
eeeek.
those clumped eyelashes look horrible!!
…ummm, is it obvious to anyone else that her dress is not that flattering?…