If You Are Easily Offended…
Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK HERE!
The hair! The makeup!
Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
No Tony Romo in sight!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm




i think she looks great personally. it's a nice change.
Maybe it could work without the make up and those earrings :S
shit Id still hit that stuff little bit on the tammy fae baker side with the makeup but she is still way doooooooooooable
Like the make-up, but the hair could've been better!
Normally I agree with you. But in this case, I actually think she looks really pretty!
perez are you smoking crack, this girl is really beautiful, and this is coming from a very jealous girl! lol, i dont know what it is, i think you have something aganist her? did she not invite you to one of her parties or something? come on tell us the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was it 80s night?
She looks way hotter than katherine heigel.
She looks like one of the Dixie Chicks…
She looks hot.
If you Perez were straight..
She looks like a linebacker. sheesh.
A HUGE improvement from the Oompa-Loompa spray-tan and the crack-whore hair extensions. And this is considered worse somehow? The taste of the general public is right down in the shitter.
She looks absolutely stunning! Jessica is BEAUTIFUL. And she has an amazing singing voice. The best.
make ups nice but the boobs look squished
its not her fault someone decided to take a pic when she was pulling a dodgy face
What are u talking about perez?! She looks way better than usual, she acutally looks really hot. Leave it to a straight guy to decide if a girl is sexy or not. You don't even like girls, so how would you know what is sexy on a girl ?!
It hasn't sounded like, Perez lately… Is somebody else writing this?
she is in VEGAS..with the skanks of the world…it's not like she's in St. Tropez..
she looks great, you did have that laser surgery right?
love the purple eyeshadow.. it brings out her brown eyes.. dont like the hair though.. and whats up with the dress? :S:S:S
She does not look that bad, just her dress it is a little weird
Her hair and make-up are fine. It's her dress and earings that are alllll wrong!
the hair and makeup look fine.
the DRESS sucks!
wtf is she wearing ?
her makeup is not that bad.
I actually really like her makeup…
OMG!!!!
creepy
her face looks pretty. her outfit is a little 2005 though. especially those chandelier earrings…
I think she looks all right, she looks like someone who did her hair and her make up on her own, like most of us would have to before going out
HAH whore.
yeah that's right, she doesn't look THAT bad…. give her a break!!! I think the only thing she missed was the dress, ’cause it makes her look big in the shoulder area…. but I like her make up
Don't be a hater Perez - just because you wished you looked that pretty, doesn't mean you've gotta diss the girls who are doin' it right. Tsk.
I WAS THERE, AND SHE LOOKED AMAZING!!!!! ONE PIC SAYS NOTHING!!!
I dont mind the makeup but she's looking heavy again. Jessica is a short woman and prone to looking thick with only a few gained pounds. She looks much prettier (and less like a man) when thinner - jmho!
THE NOSE !!
THE NOSE !!!!!
I like the makeup, i dont like that dress. I'm not her fan but i think shes a very pretty girl…
i think she looks beautiful
getting chubby are we Jessica?
SUPER SUPER HOT!!!!
I WANNA EAT HER!!!!!!!!!
who cares about this skank…YSL passed away… Perez you are wayyyy tooo slowwww oh probably you have no idea of who YSL is… so sad! such a talented designer and a wonderful empire… hope there's not a big feud over his empire.
she looks pretty i love the eye makeup. dont be such a hater
i think she is gorgeous!!!! there is nothing wrong with her hair or makeup!!! i am a hair stylist and a makeup artist and i think she looks great!!!!
she looks great! shut the fuck up…yet again….perez!
OMG! She looks like BRITNEY!!! AARRGHH… GROSS!
She's fucking HOT!…. You QUEER!
awww she looks kinda chunky…not that i should talk
It's not bad at all! Jessica Simpson is utterly gorgeous. No matter what. And, girls are allowed to go out and attend events without their boyfriends. I know I do!
I think she looks okay—and since when is THAT considered FAT? I think she looks healthy, you all are promoting a bad body image by calling her fat–when she's probably skinnier than most of you.
As for Perez—-It's sort of ironic and sad….yes I watched your little video about how you were "improving" yourself and your life. Well then, quit pulling down others….you can run good stories without being really rude. I bet your mom is secretly ashamed of some of the stuff you post—you should work on that!
– Fashion Designer Yves Saint Laurent has died in Paris, French media report
I just think the lighting is off. The picture is taken at a weird angle and you can tell it's not a great photo. Photographers fault, not hers. Her eye makeup looks nice.
I kinda like it though… except for the dress…!
Totally the next britney spears! That's who I thought it was at first before reading! If you scroll down far enough that you can't see her head, you will notice her body looks like Britneys!!
Totally disagree……hotness right there.
Her eyes look amazing.
just a bad pic perez.
all of you pictures a bad. you look like a monkeys ass
she looks fine, though not a fan of the dress.
Thought it was Ivanka Trump.
WHAT A FAT ASS! She just got dumped a month ago and she's put on 20 pounds? Pig!
i like it… its just the errings that are to much
The make-up's alright…the hair, eh…the dress looks a bit awkward–
You have to leave Jessican alone at some point–
Hullo
I'd like to see this girl do some Haute Coutuer Print ads in some amazing magazine. She's got something special. THIS DRESS LOOKS NO GOOD ON HER.
She's doing country now so she's going for the Dixie Chick look…I think I saw a pic of Natalie Maines like this a few years ago
she looks FAT
I think she's pretty in this picture.. Too harsh on her! But I still really can't stand her!
I think she looks pretty. She looks different, which is interesting. Leave her alone, all of you probably look like shit daily, and at least your coworkers aren't photographing you as you come out of the bathroom after dropping a log at the office watering hole.
oh…I WONDER if my avvie will show up?
What the hell! That makeup is horrendous !
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my God, people, calm down. this isn't a race, and unless you ARE the first, you look completley and totally dumb.
I cant stand the dress or her fat arms but I think her face looks pretty. Her brown eyes are just popping. Really pretty actually.
cheap tramps in the 80s would die for this look…
i kinda like the makeup….hate the hair and dress
she looks nice.
She looks like Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks…Except Natalie can sing.
I think she looks fantastic!
I actually think she looks pretty good.
jess has a nice face & good proportions, but i am not feeling this look. straight up tranny, girl! soften up, jessica- this diva look translates to drag.
I can't stand this worthless, talentlees, clueless bitch, but her makeup here is gorgeous.
There is a difference between a bad picture and bad hair / make-up. We all get it, you don't like Jessica Simpson, you can quit picking her apart for everything now.
I thought fake boobs didn't sag?
i like her makeup in that picture. however, the dress, earrings and hair have got to go.
I just read on my Yahoo news that YSL ( legend) just passed away. Yahoo is reporting EVERYTHING faster now. You're gettin slow M.
is she getting fat?
I think she looks like Natalie Maines!!! She looks good!!!
Hot Tranny mess!
I love the hair, makeup, and earrings. I'm not thrilled about the dress.
ACTUALLY SHE GOT IT PERFECTLY RIGHT. LAVENDER IS THE "IN" COLOR RIGHT NOW. VERY CHIC JESSICA!
omfg eyeliner check otherwise she looks great
i barfed a little
Basically, every time she gets a boyfriend she totally lets herself go. Gains weight, never puts on makeup, dresses like crap….
HATE it when chicks do that. So pathetic.
She looks fine. I don't know about the dress though. There's much better stuff out there.
kawaii!!!!!
it doesn't even look like her! it's like she is trying to steal Fergie's "look". kind of. she def gained a few… or is it the pic? what kind of bra is she wearing?? she got 4 tits instead of 2!
but i must say she looks pretty cute with that makeup on! the pic sucks tho…
i actually loove her make up and she's probably covering her bad roots!
ew, her lips? and her hair esta de madre!
she looks fine
nice to see her hair up
i like the purple
I like her make-up but the "smash-the-drooping-boobs-dress" sucks!
Is her stylist blind,she looks like shit! That dress makes her puppies look sad, and she needs to stop injecting shit into her lips!
I'm not too fond of the dress, but I actually think she looks good.
She looks great, horrible lighting though, go learn something about photography you bum.
she's pretty!
Re: Lilli – idiot first crap, you are like 50th, do you not have anything else to say?
She's looking good. Not THAT bad.