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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The hair! The makeup!

Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

No Tony Romo in sight!

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[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

677 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. Andrew says – reply to this


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    i think she looks great personally. it's a nice change.



  2. 202

    Maybe it could work without the make up and those earrings :S



  3. 203

    shit Id still hit that stuff little bit on the tammy fae baker side with the makeup but she is still way doooooooooooable

  4. Chanty says – reply to this


    204

    Like the make-up, but the hair could've been better!

  5. SHE LO says – reply to this


    205

    Normally I agree with you. But in this case, I actually think she looks really pretty!

  6. nadia says – reply to this


    206

    perez are you smoking crack, this girl is really beautiful, and this is coming from a very jealous girl! lol, i dont know what it is, i think you have something aganist her? did she not invite you to one of her parties or something? come on tell us the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Pdonst says – reply to this


    207

    Was it 80s night?

  8. wanda says – reply to this


    208

    She looks way hotter than katherine heigel.

  9. LG says – reply to this


    209

    She looks like one of the Dixie Chicks…

  10. MINE says – reply to this


    210

    She looks hot.
    If you Perez were straight..

  11. kelly2 says – reply to this


    211

    She looks like a linebacker. sheesh.

  12. booboo says – reply to this


    212

    A HUGE improvement from the Oompa-Loompa spray-tan and the crack-whore hair extensions. And this is considered worse somehow? The taste of the general public is right down in the shitter.



  13. 213

    She looks absolutely stunning! Jessica is BEAUTIFUL. And she has an amazing singing voice. The best.

  14. violi says – reply to this


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    make ups nice but the boobs look squished
    its not her fault someone decided to take a pic when she was pulling a dodgy face

  15. andy says – reply to this


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    What are u talking about perez?! She looks way better than usual, she acutally looks really hot. Leave it to a straight guy to decide if a girl is sexy or not. You don't even like girls, so how would you know what is sexy on a girl ?!

  16. The Da says – reply to this


    216

    It hasn't sounded like, Perez lately… Is somebody else writing this?

  17. bgirl says – reply to this


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    she is in VEGAS..with the skanks of the world…it's not like she's in St. Tropez..

  18. kevin says – reply to this


    218

    she looks great, you did have that laser surgery right?

  19. Linda says – reply to this


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    love the purple eyeshadow.. it brings out her brown eyes.. dont like the hair though.. and whats up with the dress? :S:S:S

  20. rochel says – reply to this


    220

    She does not look that bad, just her dress it is a little weird

  21. Candi says – reply to this


    221

    Her hair and make-up are fine. It's her dress and earings that are alllll wrong!

  22. megan says – reply to this


    222

    the hair and makeup look fine.
    the DRESS sucks!



  23. 223

    wtf is she wearing ?

    her makeup is not that bad.

  24. Amy says – reply to this


    224

    I actually really like her makeup…

  25. asd says – reply to this


    225

    OMG!!!!

    creepy

  26. candic says – reply to this


    226

    her face looks pretty. her outfit is a little 2005 though. especially those chandelier earrings…

  27. Coco says – reply to this


    227

    I think she looks all right, she looks like someone who did her hair and her make up on her own, like most of us would have to before going out

  28. muriel says – reply to this


    228

    HAH whore.

  29. LiLy says – reply to this


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    yeah that's right, she doesn't look THAT bad…. give her a break!!! I think the only thing she missed was the dress, ’cause it makes her look big in the shoulder area…. but I like her make up :P

  30. KML200 says – reply to this


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    Don't be a hater Perez - just because you wished you looked that pretty, doesn't mean you've gotta diss the girls who are doin' it right. Tsk.

  31. flynnd says – reply to this


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    I WAS THERE, AND SHE LOOKED AMAZING!!!!! ONE PIC SAYS NOTHING!!!

  32. flu says – reply to this


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    I dont mind the makeup but she's looking heavy again. Jessica is a short woman and prone to looking thick with only a few gained pounds. She looks much prettier (and less like a man) when thinner - jmho!

  33. meme says – reply to this


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    THE NOSE !!

    THE NOSE !!!!!

  34. ss says – reply to this


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    I like the makeup, i dont like that dress. I'm not her fan but i think shes a very pretty girl…

  35. asimon says – reply to this


    235

    i think she looks beautiful

  36. b says – reply to this


    236

    getting chubby are we Jessica?

  37. perezs says – reply to this


    237

    SUPER SUPER HOT!!!!
    I WANNA EAT HER!!!!!!!!!

  38. kate says – reply to this


    238

    who cares about this skank…YSL passed away… Perez you are wayyyy tooo slowwww oh probably you have no idea of who YSL is… so sad! such a talented designer and a wonderful empire… hope there's not a big feud over his empire.

  39. jane says – reply to this


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    she looks pretty i love the eye makeup. dont be such a hater

  40. jennif says – reply to this


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    i think she is gorgeous!!!! there is nothing wrong with her hair or makeup!!! i am a hair stylist and a makeup artist and i think she looks great!!!!

  41. stepha says – reply to this


    241

    she looks great! shut the fuck up…yet again….perez!

  42. Cassie says – reply to this


    242

    OMG! She looks like BRITNEY!!! AARRGHH… GROSS!

  43. LongDo says – reply to this


    243

    She's fucking HOT!…. You QUEER!

  44. britta says – reply to this


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    awww she looks kinda chunky…not that i should talk

  45. Claire says – reply to this


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    It's not bad at all! Jessica Simpson is utterly gorgeous. No matter what. And, girls are allowed to go out and attend events without their boyfriends. I know I do!

  46. Laura says – reply to this


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    I think she looks okay—and since when is THAT considered FAT? I think she looks healthy, you all are promoting a bad body image by calling her fat–when she's probably skinnier than most of you.

    As for Perez—-It's sort of ironic and sad….yes I watched your little video about how you were "improving" yourself and your life. Well then, quit pulling down others….you can run good stories without being really rude. I bet your mom is secretly ashamed of some of the stuff you post—you should work on that!

  47. bdg says – reply to this


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    – Fashion Designer Yves Saint Laurent has died in Paris, French media report

  48. marwin says – reply to this


    248

    I just think the lighting is off. The picture is taken at a weird angle and you can tell it's not a great photo. Photographers fault, not hers. Her eye makeup looks nice. :)

  49. hollan says – reply to this


    249

    I kinda like it though… except for the dress…!

  50. be_kri says – reply to this


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    Totally the next britney spears! That's who I thought it was at first before reading! If you scroll down far enough that you can't see her head, you will notice her body looks like Britneys!!

  51. Lulu says – reply to this


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    Totally disagree……hotness right there.
    Her eyes look amazing.

  52. perez says – reply to this


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    just a bad pic perez.
    all of you pictures a bad. you look like a monkeys ass

  53. m says – reply to this


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    she looks fine, though not a fan of the dress.

  54. Brii says – reply to this


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    Thought it was Ivanka Trump.

  55. dayla says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FAT ASS! She just got dumped a month ago and she's put on 20 pounds? Pig!

  56. stuie says – reply to this


    256

    i like it… its just the errings that are to much

  57. Cassie says – reply to this


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    The make-up's alright…the hair, eh…the dress looks a bit awkward–
    You have to leave Jessican alone at some point– :)

  58. Char says – reply to this


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    Hullo



  59. 259

    I'd like to see this girl do some Haute Coutuer Print ads in some amazing magazine. She's got something special. THIS DRESS LOOKS NO GOOD ON HER.

  60. leelee says – reply to this


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    She's doing country now so she's going for the Dixie Chick look…I think I saw a pic of Natalie Maines like this a few years ago

  61. mika says – reply to this


    261

    she looks FAT

  62. Jessic says – reply to this


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    I think she's pretty in this picture.. Too harsh on her! But I still really can't stand her!

  63. Starbe says – reply to this


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    I think she looks pretty. She looks different, which is interesting. Leave her alone, all of you probably look like shit daily, and at least your coworkers aren't photographing you as you come out of the bathroom after dropping a log at the office watering hole.

  64. Char B says – reply to this


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    oh…I WONDER if my avvie will show up?



  65. 265

    What the hell! That makeup is horrendous !

  66. FIRST says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    my God, people, calm down. this isn't a race, and unless you ARE the first, you look completley and totally dumb.

  67. WHATEV says – reply to this


    267

    I cant stand the dress or her fat arms but I think her face looks pretty. Her brown eyes are just popping. Really pretty actually.

  68. mere says – reply to this


    268

    cheap tramps in the 80s would die for this look…

  69. shana says – reply to this


    269

    i kinda like the makeup….hate the hair and dress

  70. Laura says – reply to this


    270

    she looks nice.

  71. Lynne says – reply to this


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    She looks like Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks…Except Natalie can sing.

  72. meeser says – reply to this


    272

    I think she looks fantastic!

  73. Huh? says – reply to this


    273

    I actually think she looks pretty good.

  74. oinkoi says – reply to this


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    jess has a nice face & good proportions, but i am not feeling this look. straight up tranny, girl! soften up, jessica- this diva look translates to drag.

  75. Gypsyt says – reply to this


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    I can't stand this worthless, talentlees, clueless bitch, but her makeup here is gorgeous.

  76. Bored says – reply to this


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    There is a difference between a bad picture and bad hair / make-up. We all get it, you don't like Jessica Simpson, you can quit picking her apart for everything now.

  77. LOL says – reply to this


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    I thought fake boobs didn't sag?

  78. aeryn says – reply to this


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    i like her makeup in that picture. however, the dress, earrings and hair have got to go.

  79. Yahooi says – reply to this


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    I just read on my Yahoo news that YSL ( legend) just passed away. Yahoo is reporting EVERYTHING faster now. You're gettin slow M.

  80. kel says – reply to this


    280

    is she getting fat?

  81. Erin says – reply to this


    281

    I think she looks like Natalie Maines!!! She looks good!!!

  82. Red says – reply to this


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    Hot Tranny mess!

  83. HK says – reply to this


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    I love the hair, makeup, and earrings. I'm not thrilled about the dress.

  84. SARAH says – reply to this


    284

    ACTUALLY SHE GOT IT PERFECTLY RIGHT. LAVENDER IS THE "IN" COLOR RIGHT NOW. VERY CHIC JESSICA!

  85. Ashlei says – reply to this


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    omfg eyeliner check otherwise she looks great

  86. Lisa says – reply to this


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    i barfed a little

  87. Tule says – reply to this


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    Basically, every time she gets a boyfriend she totally lets herself go. Gains weight, never puts on makeup, dresses like crap….

    HATE it when chicks do that. So pathetic.

  88. FoReal says – reply to this


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    She looks fine. I don't know about the dress though. There's much better stuff out there.

  89. mima says – reply to this


    289

    kawaii!!!!!

  90. Diaz says – reply to this


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    it doesn't even look like her! it's like she is trying to steal Fergie's "look". kind of. she def gained a few… or is it the pic? what kind of bra is she wearing?? she got 4 tits instead of 2! :P but i must say she looks pretty cute with that makeup on! the pic sucks tho…

  91. stace says – reply to this


    291

    i actually loove her make up and she's probably covering her bad roots!

  92. Lolita says – reply to this


    292

    ew, her lips? and her hair esta de madre!

  93. Christ says – reply to this


    293

    she looks fine
    nice to see her hair up
    i like the purple



  94. 294

    I like her make-up but the "smash-the-drooping-boobs-dress" sucks!

  95. noname says – reply to this


    295

    Is her stylist blind,she looks like shit! That dress makes her puppies look sad, and she needs to stop injecting shit into her lips!

  96. BUdrow says – reply to this


    296

    I'm not too fond of the dress, but I actually think she looks good.

  97. elo says – reply to this


    297

    She looks great, horrible lighting though, go learn something about photography you bum.

  98. victor says – reply to this


    298

    she's pretty!

  99. toony says – reply to this


    299

    Re: Lilli – idiot first crap, you are like 50th, do you not have anything else to say?



  100. 300

    She's looking good. Not THAT bad.

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