If You Are Easily Offended…
Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....Then do not CLICK HERE!
The hair! The makeup!
Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
No Tony Romo in sight!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm




Re: jess – idiot first crap , do you not have anything else to say?
That dress does not make her boobs look all saggy.
Her boobs ARE saggy. Don't blame the poor dress. It was just hanging around.
she looks really pretty! perez, you're just jealous because you're not attractive. next to her you'd look like crap.
Re: iluvpe – watta idiot!!!!
i like her makeup.
sad….so sad!!!!
She should not do that stupid thing with her mouth. It looks like she doesn't know the answer.
I kind of like her hair and make up, the dress on the other hand needs to go!!!
Make-up looks good. But, the hair and dress aren't that flattering. She still look fine though - just not great. Definitely not worthy of a "if you're easily offended" though!
too much makeup
I'm always amazed with her hair. Her best friend and constant traveling buddy is a famous hairdresser. You would never know it with all the high school hairdos she shows up with.
i think she looks pretty. love her eyes
Pezzie,
YSL just died in Paris. Please post! He was 71. The fashion icon is gone.
Her eyes look gorgeous. It's not a great pic of her mainly because she looks washed out; can you imagine how many flashes were going off at once?
She looks pretty,as always, and like she's gained a little weight.
She has fabulous eyes.
The dress isn't great, but she's really a beautiful girl. Can't quite understand this latest bash, but it must have something to do with Romo. Did he party hearty with pictures to be posted tomorrow? If so, big deal. I'm starting to feel like you and her ex-boyfriends are the pathetic stalkers. Get over it–she probably already has.
I love her boobs… and her pouty lips… she is so pretty… she looks like an older version of the girl that was married to Nick Lachey…
whats her name.. you know the tuna is chicken girl..whatever happened to her…
LOL
she is fucking HOT though
damn, those eyes…that hair..those lips!
I'd buy her dinner before banging her.
gorgeous.
It's not really IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED worthy. She doesn't look as bad as she could.
She dosent look that bad, but her boobs dont look too good on that dress lol they look fucked up.
I actually think her eyes look gorgeous. She is wearing a colorful smokey eye. I think her posture and the picture itself looks alright, but not super bad. Not as bad as Clay Aiken's picture.
320th !!!
I bang her sooo hard until my dick came out her throat.
she looks fat, too
JESS IS BRINGING THE 80S BACK BABY!
THAT DRESS JUST SUCKS..
LEAVE JESS ALONE FOR A WHILE.
she looks like a sidewalk hooker!!!!! wtf can't she afford a slylist… or just commen sense….
Perez, you've got it wrong in this case…she looks AMAZING here. Yes, maybe a little startled, but still very beautiful!
Perez…this is what STRAIGHT men think is pretty…she is actually beautiful and there are other pics of her from the same night on TMZ where she looks great…just because he face doesn't look like a boys butt doesn't mean she looks bad…jealous biatch
I still think she's hot….she has a lot of haters but I'm not one of them!
LOVE THE MAKEUP,BUT LOSE THE HAIR!!!THE HAIR RUINED IT ALL..SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
i think the hair and make-up looks hot.
Not that I think she is the most beautiful, but the look isn't bad. The purple is pretty with the dark eyes.
the dress makes it bobs look like they are saggy. why does she ave so much trouble dressing well when she has a great figure?
It's raquel Welch!
Yippee 4 dk eyes!
BEFORE HER MTV SHOW, I RODE THE LIFT WITH HER AT THE PALMS HOTEL. SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER BLONDE…..THEY WERE GIGGLE-Y AND LAME.
she looks very madonna circa 1985! lmao
Where to start…..
1. She looks bloated.
2. Her breasts are sagging.
3. Her earrings look like a Kmart special.
4. She looks like her breath smells.
5. She has a bit of frozen face. Way to many Botox injections.
the hair and the makeup arent that bad. its the dress. and even still, its not enough to be labled to easily offend someone.
aint nothing wrong with my girl JS. she may just need help pulling her other part of her ensemble back up on her shoulder but she's a gorgeous girl.
Just because you are putting out a country album does not mean you have to dress up like the dixie chicks.
I think her makeup is fine, her dress makes her look dumpy.
Jessica got fat.
Did she have a nose job too? It looks like her sister's "new" nose
I don't get it. She doesn't look horrible at all, especially to be listed under if you are easily offended.
shut up. her hair and makeup look hot, you know it.
Dued you picked the worse picture of her from that night….. the dress isn't that bad…. she should just stand up tall but if you see her whole body she looks nice…. Meanwhile the pictures where she is smilling are much prettier than this…. GET OVER IT PEREZ! Jessica isn't that bad!
i think she looks pretty.
Not bad. The hair could use a comb, and the dress shouldn't be asymmetrical. The earrings make it look clunky. And the obvious circles under her eyes should get her makeup artist fired. Is that cellulite on her ARM?
Tsk tsk. The camera man should be fired..
Or given a raise if making Simpson look like trash is his job.
Is that really something a country singer would wear?
I love her make up.
she looks FINE AS HELL!!!
this is actually one of the best pics i've seen of her, normally don't think jessica simpson is that hot
I actually think it's kinda bold. Jessican Simpson in bold! Ha!
hi
HOLY SHIT perez i havent seen her look that bad in so long! OMG!
I actually disagree with you Perez. I think her makeup suits her. The purple shadow really makes her eyes -pop-.
I don't like her dress though.. It isn't very flattering along the neck-line and actually makes her appear big–which she isn't.
PEREZ!!!!! YVES SAINT LAURENT JUST DIED A FEW HOURS AGO AND THIS IS ALL YOU PUT UP??? WHO CARES ABOUT HER! DO SOME REAL REPORTING BY PAYING A PROPER TRUBUTE TO THE ELEGEND THAT IS YSL!
I don't think she looks that bad…? And I am not really a big fan of Jessica Simpson, so that's saying something.
But she is getting a bit chubby.
She looks gorgeous.
Re: Bahama9 – thank you! i totally agree with you. for someone that claims to be so fashion foward…how the hell are you not posting about YSL?
Tranny
www.cruiserewards.com get some sun
bad dress day- VERY UGLY BAD DRESS DAY!!!!
She just looks kinda dumb, same as usual.
Im whit Ria !
// K
thought you would of been on top of the YSL news
rip
lookslike she *did* look nice- before getting trash-oed….
she look kinda FAT,and LOST!!!
Well, call me trashy, but I like the eye makeup
What? She looks great!
I like her hair and makeup, it's the tacky earrings and shirt that needs to burn.
I would still eat the corn out of her shit!
She's hotter than a threesome with hot lezbo's; not the softball playing dikey ones!
I think the makeup looks pretty
why do people say first when they are like #70?!
i like the make up
hello 1993.
I think she looks rather attractive. She usually looks like a tranny.
She doesn't look bad at all. Her makeup is fine, and so is her hair. Why you picking on her so much?
I would still eat the corn out of her shit.
She's hotter than a 3 way with 2 hot lezbo's; not those dikey, softball playing, fat ones!
fuck u perez
she looks perfectly fine
jeez u KNOW you're ugly and you still talk shit
Perez get a grip! her hair and makeup are FINE!
YOU are an asshole
Re: TannerzMom –
TRASHY!
I think she looks beautiful…as always
jealous much?
Hey….here's a thought…maybe Tony is focusing on his JOB….and the upcoming football season!?!?!?! He can't be with her 24/7 WTF give her a break
she kinda pulled a drew barrymore
Ok in real girls world..she totally doesnt look thatttttt bad..but I must say that shirt is fugly!
Maybe this picture would look better if I used a better PC? Will try tommorrow.. YSL RIP
I think she looks great!
she looks fine…she looks less hollywood and more normal.
i hate her dress.
what the hell ?
Perez, i 100% agree with you.
eww muchh ?
she doesnt look bad she does look fat though.
I think she looks good
I think Tony is in Dallas right now for the optional training camp. We need him here for the Cowboys, so don't assume it's a relationship disaster just because he's likely doing his day job!
Perez….you smoke pole for a living….how can you judge what a hot piece of female ass is?
She is good for nothing..I dont know why paparazis are interested in her..
She looks beautiful!
Perez, you've just gotten ridiculous!
i think the hair and makeup are fine…it's just the dress that is bad
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER FAT FATHER. SHE WAS SO MUCH PRETTIER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER AS SHE AGES SHE IS GETTING UGLY AND HER SISTER IS GETTING BETTER LOOKING.
She looks fine!