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If You Are Easily Offended…

Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended.....

Then do not CLICK HERE!

The hair! The makeup!

Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

No Tony Romo in sight!

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[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

677 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. t says – reply to this


    301

    Re: jess – idiot first crap , do you not have anything else to say?

  2. Lillia says – reply to this


    302

    That dress does not make her boobs look all saggy.

    Her boobs ARE saggy. Don't blame the poor dress. It was just hanging around.

  3. claire says – reply to this


    303

    she looks really pretty! perez, you're just jealous because you're not attractive. next to her you'd look like crap.

  4. Ria says – reply to this


    304

    Re: iluvpe – watta idiot!!!!

  5. panica says – reply to this


    305

    i like her makeup.

  6. mama j says – reply to this


    306

    sad….so sad!!!!

  7. Maxim says – reply to this


    307

    She should not do that stupid thing with her mouth. It looks like she doesn't know the answer.

  8. Maggie says – reply to this


    308

    I kind of like her hair and make up, the dress on the other hand needs to go!!!

  9. good, says – reply to this


    309

    Make-up looks good. But, the hair and dress aren't that flattering. She still look fine though - just not great. Definitely not worthy of a "if you're easily offended" though!

  10. Anonymous says – reply to this


    310

    too much makeup

  11. Karen says – reply to this


    311

    I'm always amazed with her hair. Her best friend and constant traveling buddy is a famous hairdresser. You would never know it with all the high school hairdos she shows up with.

  12. kellie says – reply to this


    312

    i think she looks pretty. love her eyes



  13. 313

    Pezzie,

    YSL just died in Paris. Please post! He was 71. The fashion icon is gone. :(

  14. Vegan says – reply to this


    314

    Her eyes look gorgeous. It's not a great pic of her mainly because she looks washed out; can you imagine how many flashes were going off at once?

  15. a says – reply to this


    315

    She looks pretty,as always, and like she's gained a little weight.

  16. Yup. says – reply to this


    316

    She has fabulous eyes.

  17. Angel says – reply to this


    317

    The dress isn't great, but she's really a beautiful girl. Can't quite understand this latest bash, but it must have something to do with Romo. Did he party hearty with pictures to be posted tomorrow? If so, big deal. I'm starting to feel like you and her ex-boyfriends are the pathetic stalkers. Get over it–she probably already has.

  18. MikeSm says – reply to this


    318

    I love her boobs… and her pouty lips… she is so pretty… she looks like an older version of the girl that was married to Nick Lachey…
    whats her name.. you know the tuna is chicken girl..whatever happened to her…
    LOL



  19. 319

    she is fucking HOT though
    damn, those eyes…that hair..those lips!

    I'd buy her dinner before banging her.

    gorgeous.

  20. Rena says – reply to this


    320

    It's not really IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED worthy. She doesn't look as bad as she could.

  21. lolo says – reply to this


    321

    She dosent look that bad, but her boobs dont look too good on that dress lol they look fucked up.

  22. Car says – reply to this


    322

    I actually think her eyes look gorgeous. She is wearing a colorful smokey eye. I think her posture and the picture itself looks alright, but not super bad. Not as bad as Clay Aiken's picture.

  23. JFC says – reply to this


    323

    320th !!!

  24. Jimmie says – reply to this


    324

    I bang her sooo hard until my dick came out her throat.

  25. ohmy says – reply to this


    325

    she looks fat, too

  26. AMANDA says – reply to this


    326

    JESS IS BRINGING THE 80S BACK BABY!
    THAT DRESS JUST SUCKS..
    LEAVE JESS ALONE FOR A WHILE.

  27. Adina says – reply to this


    327

    she looks like a sidewalk hooker!!!!! wtf can't she afford a slylist… or just commen sense….

  28. Gothic says – reply to this


    328

    Perez, you've got it wrong in this case…she looks AMAZING here. Yes, maybe a little startled, but still very beautiful!

  29. Elizab says – reply to this


    329

    Perez…this is what STRAIGHT men think is pretty…she is actually beautiful and there are other pics of her from the same night on TMZ where she looks great…just because he face doesn't look like a boys butt doesn't mean she looks bad…jealous biatch

  30. J says – reply to this


    330

    I still think she's hot….she has a lot of haters but I'm not one of them!

  31. mj says – reply to this


    331

    LOVE THE MAKEUP,BUT LOSE THE HAIR!!!THE HAIR RUINED IT ALL..SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL THOUGH

  32. carly says – reply to this


    332

    i think the hair and make-up looks hot.

  33. Yipee says – reply to this


    333

    Not that I think she is the most beautiful, but the look isn't bad. The purple is pretty with the dark eyes.

  34. uptilm says – reply to this


    334

    the dress makes it bobs look like they are saggy. why does she ave so much trouble dressing well when she has a great figure?

  35. f says – reply to this


    335

    It's raquel Welch!

  36. Yippee says – reply to this


    336

    Yippee 4 dk eyes!

  37. reggie says – reply to this


    337

    BEFORE HER MTV SHOW, I RODE THE LIFT WITH HER AT THE PALMS HOTEL. SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER BLONDE…..THEY WERE GIGGLE-Y AND LAME.

  38. Chex-Z says – reply to this


    338

    she looks very madonna circa 1985! lmao

  39. Mizzy says – reply to this


    339

    Where to start…..
    1. She looks bloated.
    2. Her breasts are sagging.
    3. Her earrings look like a Kmart special.
    4. She looks like her breath smells.
    5. She has a bit of frozen face. Way to many Botox injections.

  40. cat says – reply to this


    340

    the hair and the makeup arent that bad. its the dress. and even still, its not enough to be labled to easily offend someone.

  41. angela says – reply to this


    341

    aint nothing wrong with my girl JS. she may just need help pulling her other part of her ensemble back up on her shoulder but she's a gorgeous girl.

  42. me says – reply to this


    342

    Just because you are putting out a country album does not mean you have to dress up like the dixie chicks.

  43. donna says – reply to this


    343

    I think her makeup is fine, her dress makes her look dumpy.

  44. Jamie says – reply to this


    344

    Jessica got fat.

  45. Mika says – reply to this


    345

    Did she have a nose job too? It looks like her sister's "new" nose

  46. tinatr says – reply to this


    346

    I don't get it. She doesn't look horrible at all, especially to be listed under if you are easily offended.

  47. teensk says – reply to this


    347

    shut up. her hair and makeup look hot, you know it.

  48. me says – reply to this


    348

    Dued you picked the worse picture of her from that night….. the dress isn't that bad…. she should just stand up tall but if you see her whole body she looks nice…. Meanwhile the pictures where she is smilling are much prettier than this…. GET OVER IT PEREZ! Jessica isn't that bad!

  49. vlcek says – reply to this


    349

    i think she looks pretty.

  50. Drop D says – reply to this


    350

    Not bad. The hair could use a comb, and the dress shouldn't be asymmetrical. The earrings make it look clunky. And the obvious circles under her eyes should get her makeup artist fired. Is that cellulite on her ARM?
    Tsk tsk. The camera man should be fired..
    Or given a raise if making Simpson look like trash is his job. :)

  51. Faye says – reply to this


    351

    Is that really something a country singer would wear?

  52. megan says – reply to this


    352

    I love her make up.

  53. stayfr says – reply to this


    353

    she looks FINE AS HELL!!!

    this is actually one of the best pics i've seen of her, normally don't think jessica simpson is that hot

  54. dickwe says – reply to this


    354

    I actually think it's kinda bold. Jessican Simpson in bold! Ha!

  55. holly says – reply to this


    355

    hi

  56. katie says – reply to this


    356

    HOLY SHIT perez i havent seen her look that bad in so long! OMG!

  57. Luvli says – reply to this


    357

    I actually disagree with you Perez. I think her makeup suits her. The purple shadow really makes her eyes -pop-.
    I don't like her dress though.. It isn't very flattering along the neck-line and actually makes her appear big–which she isn't.

  58. britt says – reply to this


    358

    PEREZ!!!!! YVES SAINT LAURENT JUST DIED A FEW HOURS AGO AND THIS IS ALL YOU PUT UP??? WHO CARES ABOUT HER! DO SOME REAL REPORTING BY PAYING A PROPER TRUBUTE TO THE ELEGEND THAT IS YSL!

  59. Nessa says – reply to this


    359

    I don't think she looks that bad…? And I am not really a big fan of Jessica Simpson, so that's saying something.

    But she is getting a bit chubby.

  60. amber says – reply to this


    360

    She looks gorgeous.

  61. britt says – reply to this


    361

    Re: Bahama9 – thank you! i totally agree with you. for someone that claims to be so fashion foward…how the hell are you not posting about YSL?

  62. cork says – reply to this


    362

    Tranny

  63. Cruise says – reply to this


    363

    www.cruiserewards.com get some sun

  64. nicole says – reply to this


    364

    bad dress day- VERY UGLY BAD DRESS DAY!!!!

  65. Dr. Co says – reply to this


    365

    She just looks kinda dumb, same as usual.

  66. Miss K says – reply to this


    366

    Im whit Ria !
    // K

  67. hmmmm says – reply to this


    367

    thought you would of been on top of the YSL news
    rip

  68. ms. says – reply to this


    368

    lookslike she *did* look nice- before getting trash-oed….

  69. puro x says – reply to this


    369

    she look kinda FAT,and LOST!!!



  70. 370

    Well, call me trashy, but I like the eye makeup

  71. Sunny says – reply to this


    371

    What? She looks great!

  72. Rose says – reply to this


    372

    I like her hair and makeup, it's the tacky earrings and shirt that needs to burn.

  73. HETERO says – reply to this


    373

    I would still eat the corn out of her shit!
    She's hotter than a threesome with hot lezbo's; not the softball playing dikey ones!

  74. Aj says – reply to this


    374

    I think the makeup looks pretty

  75. mariah says – reply to this


    375

    why do people say first when they are like #70?!

  76. ava says – reply to this


    376

    i like the make up

  77. hollia says – reply to this


    377

    hello 1993.

  78. Tracy says – reply to this


    378

    I think she looks rather attractive. She usually looks like a tranny.

  79. suchad says – reply to this


    379

    She doesn't look bad at all. Her makeup is fine, and so is her hair. Why you picking on her so much?



  80. 380

    I would still eat the corn out of her shit.
    She's hotter than a 3 way with 2 hot lezbo's; not those dikey, softball playing, fat ones!

  81. fucku says – reply to this


    381

    fuck u perez
    she looks perfectly fine
    jeez u KNOW you're ugly and you still talk shit

  82. perez says – reply to this


    382

    Perez get a grip! her hair and makeup are FINE!

    YOU are an asshole



  83. 383

    Re: TannerzMom
    TRASHY!

  84. pretty says – reply to this


    384

    I think she looks beautiful…as always
    jealous much?

  85. BADGIR says – reply to this


    385

    Hey….here's a thought…maybe Tony is focusing on his JOB….and the upcoming football season!?!?!?! He can't be with her 24/7 WTF give her a break

  86. lulu says – reply to this


    386

    she kinda pulled a drew barrymore

  87. Rio Ra says – reply to this


    387

    Ok in real girls world..she totally doesnt look thatttttt bad..but I must say that shirt is fugly!

  88. Ethel says – reply to this


    388

    Maybe this picture would look better if I used a better PC? Will try tommorrow.. YSL RIP

  89. tuki says – reply to this


    389

    I think she looks great!

  90. nicole says – reply to this


    390

    she looks fine…she looks less hollywood and more normal.



  91. 391

    i hate her dress.
    what the hell ?
    Perez, i 100% agree with you.
    eww muchh ?

  92. Ursala says – reply to this


    392

    she doesnt look bad she does look fat though.

  93. Jody says – reply to this


    393

    I think she looks good

  94. kate says – reply to this


    394

    I think Tony is in Dallas right now for the optional training camp. We need him here for the Cowboys, so don't assume it's a relationship disaster just because he's likely doing his day job!

  95. Rusty says – reply to this


    395

    Perez….you smoke pole for a living….how can you judge what a hot piece of female ass is?

  96. jij says – reply to this


    396

    She is good for nothing..I dont know why paparazis are interested in her..

  97. for cr says – reply to this


    397

    She looks beautiful!
    Perez, you've just gotten ridiculous!

  98. sammi says – reply to this


    398

    i think the hair and makeup are fine…it's just the dress that is bad

  99. ANGELA says – reply to this


    399

    SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER FAT FATHER. SHE WAS SO MUCH PRETTIER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER AS SHE AGES SHE IS GETTING UGLY AND HER SISTER IS GETTING BETTER LOOKING.

  100. Kelly says – reply to this


    400

    She looks fine!

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