If You Are Easily Offended…
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The hair! The makeup!
Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
No Tony Romo in sight!
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm
actually I think the eye makeup is kinda fierce
Vanity Fair has reported that Bill Clinton had sex with Gina Gershon.
Damn she looks pretty! But I'll bet she's high maintenance! Ain't NO MAN alive gonna make this woman happy! She's all about HERSELF and NO ONE ELSE!
So what happenend to her nose. looks like someone chopped off the tip of it.
ugg. she looks so much heavier than she is!
i don't know… it's not great, but i think she looks kind of sultry and Rachel Welch-like. (i usually don't like the way she dresses)
Its just a bad pic the others I've seen she looked gorgeous.
i hate this B ….. i hope Tony is banging another whore
Poor Jess…
she looks cute
I luved Jessie a hole lot. Boy I sho miss bangin her good. Pappa joe was a pain in the ass, that bastard! Oh, well …. I guess I'll just have to stroke it to her picture. Thanks Perez.
She is still hot. Can't say the same for fat, sloppy, circus clown Perez.
the dress: roadkill coture
the make-up: can you say rodeo clown??
the hair: slightly acceptable… FOR LAST YEAR!!!
The 80's called…they want their purple eyeliner back…like totally bitchen dude, gnarly!!
Sally Struthers!
forgot to say: The outfit! She sucks
ok jessica sure is hot. but is she really happy? Is Tony Romo really delivering the goods? I mean can hang in there like ole Nick did? I'll bet Tony don't bone like Nick boned?
Okay Perez. I know how it says "If you are easily offence then don't click 'here'" and all, but seriously, I think you are the one who has it all wrong.
Dude, (and I say DUDE, because that's what you actually ARE) you mocked Paris Hiltons name, who is like the biggest slut of celebrity Hollywood.
You're saying that jessica simpson has got it "all wrong" with her hair do and stuff, YOUR HAIR IS FUCKING PINK.
So I think it's about time we put you in a tacky celebrity gossip site and say shit about you.
OMG I CAN'T LOOK! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL I SAY AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wtf is wrong with you Perez? She does not look that bad! Looks better than you any given day.
OHcomeon! SHe is drop dead gorgeous even if her boobs are drooping in this picture. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous and retarded. DOn't act like a typical gay bitch who disses all the gorgeous straight women. You endorse HIllary Duff??!! She is a fat dumpy nerd!! At least Jessica Simpson is truly classically beautiful. Get a grip and give her a break.
Re: Kelso –
Oh hell yeah!
i have pictures! of david beckham kissing a ivan garcia they were both in new-york im serious you will all see
hahahahahhahahahahha fags, i'm first and you are a loser fago
i really don't think it's that bad!
This is the biggest rip off yet. Arent you getting money for everybody that opens these?
She looks absolutly stunning in this picture, the hair makeup everything is gorgeous.
You must be looking at her through eyes that say yum at pictures of nude gay men you post. Not everybody likes looking at pictures of gay men and looks like a porky pig on acid like you do.
I THINK BEDSIDES HER SHIRT SHE LOOKS GREAT
SHE IS TACKY, TALENTLESS AND TRANTASTIC !!
she doesnt even look bad, you fool.
daddy must have dressed her.
The makeup is fine.. just the dress.. or shirt, or whatever she's wearing
oh my!
I don't think she looks bad at all. I am not a fan of her dress but her skin looks flawless
I think she looks pretty
Her face is fine, it's the dress that puzzles me
I think she looks fine. Whats the deal ?
is it the dress or does it look like she's gained some weight?
A horseface is a horseface is a horseface is a horseface. Nothing can change it - not even ferocious makeup and a horrendous hairstyle accentuating that horseface. Poor thing, she probably thnks she looks good. Ditz.
I like the make-up very much. The hair, I can't say much. The clothes look good to me.
give it up Mario…we get it, you don't like her. Even on her bad days she still looks 10X better than you on your good days. She doesn't terrible at all, I think her hair looks fine…maybe just a little too much eye make up…get over it!
Um…is that a joke!? She looks awesome, i love her hair pulled back.
Looks like a *0´s prom
That's the best I've seen her look in a LONG time
She looks like Natalie Maines (the chunky Dixie Chick)
Jealous maybe because she makes people happy w/her shows, music, fashion line.and what do you do, hmmn lets see, you draw dirty pictures like a pedifile and hate people over 25 yes you do a lot of good. She is drop dead gorgeous and anyone that says different is jealous.
She looks like Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks
445!!!! Geez Perez get a grip, she doesnt look that bad!
She's hella stupid looking all the time
her makeup and hair look pretty. she doesnt look like a dumb blonde!
She looks FINE!!! She isn't at her best in this shot, but who looks amazing 247?
Its not that bad tho… the eye makeup is good, only the hair looks damaged and the dress makes her look fat… =)
she looks like an "older" version of Raquel Welch
Is that dress from the Britney Spears collection?
I think she looks amazng, PEREZ
there were worst photos:]
SHE LOOKS FINE!!!
JEEZ PEREZ…GET OVER IT!
Not just a bad ppicture… look at the outfit… !
I like her better with a natural look
I think it's time to tell her that it's 2008, not 1986!
hmmm. bad.
Britney Spears is that YOU!!!??
I think she looks rather nice. Sometimes you go too far Perez! Why do you pick on everyone so much. Have you looked in the mirror yourself?
This is what's wrong with this country, people can make a living off of making others miserable.
Very Sad!!
look at me look at me, im a tranny and my tits are sagging!
The hair is okay.
you are such a douch, the girl is beautiful no matter what you do to her…what is it with you, the fact that she is beautiful makes you hate her? is it because of that "hot guy" inside of you dying to show the "real you", beautiful, like the rest?
Are you blind?
IVES SAINT LAURENT DIED IN PARIS
Tony dumped her because she appeared too desperate. Jessica should read The Rules.
She looks nice!
Really really bad.
Make-up: Trampy
Hair: Windblown
Dress: Simply Inexcusable
Anna Nicole? Is that you?
Jessica was more successful when she was thin. She was able to sell 2 million albums.
She looks HOT.
She should never bend her arm again, it does not look toned.
Jessica Simpson is the biggest hypocrit in Holywood. At the beginning of her career she apparently was the good girl, good heart, the Baptist girl. Then, she chose to be a publicity whore instead of work things out on her marriage. After that, "the daugher of the Baptist preacher" appear almost naked (a tiny binkini) dancing like a cheap stripper in a musical video (remeber that Pink made fun of her in the 'stupid girls video" whic ws hillarious.
The differnece between her and Paris Hilton, Nicole Richy and the other crazy girsl, is that they are who they are they never lied of who they are, the had premarital sex, did drogs, get drunk, but they never put a show like Jessica.
A good example in Holywood for girsl is Mandy Moore, some good movies, some good songs, but you do not see her like Jessica tryng to get attention and pretending to be someone that she is not.
HOPE THAT EVERYBODY BOYCOTT HER COUNTRY ALBUM. NOW WHEN SHE IS NOT SUCCESFULL IN POP MUSIC SHE GOES COUNTRY.
OMG!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! Bring back the 80s, girl! I think she looks INCREDIBLE!! Love it!
Um… she looks perfectly fine to me…. Infact she looks lovely! I love the eye make-up.
with that hair and blue eye make up she looks sooooo transexual
that is absolutely disgusting!
i wish she would just disappear she's so freakin' annoying
JESSICA SIMPSON SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL. (BECAUSE MONEY AND FAME).
FIRST SHE WAS A VIRGIN BAPTIST GIRL
THEN.. SHE GOT DIVORCE..WHEN SE DISCOVERED SEX AND KNOW THAT SHE CAN TRY IT WITH DIFFERENT GUYS IN HOLYWOOD
THEN ..SHE SLEPT A LOT OF GUYS IN HOLYWOOD (WHICH IS NORMAL IN HOLYWOOD BUT NOT FOR A BAPTIST GIRL THAT SAVE HERSELF UNTIL HER MARRIAGE)
THEN..SHE SELLS HER MUSIC THROUGH SEX
SHE IS A SHAME FOR THE BAPTIST CHURCH. THE SIMPSON FAMILY ARE THE EXAMPLE THAT MONEY AND FAME CAN BUY EVEN A BAPTIST PREACHER…
I'd still hit it.
what about that dress?? GROSS.
her eye makeup isn't bad
Shes just terrible all the way around!
You serioulsly picked the WORSE picture of her…. She looked really nice, and the dress is pretty if you see all of it…. She just looks better smilling and should have stood up straight and put her shoulders back and down. Period.
Lay off it PEREZ
VERY Tammy Faye 1988
she looks like shit………ps i heard she and dolly parton are doing a duet….ugh i can throw up now. I love Dolly why would she devalue herself like that!!!
she doesnt have to be with tony every second of her life you know. stop the doubting perez. and she looks great.
i think she looks great! who cares if she doesn't have a boyfriend. she's beautiful and has managed to keep herself in the public eye, without showing off her 'goods'.
GOOD FOR HER!
"looks like someone's been shoppiin' at the COMFORT ZONE"
she needs to ease off the plastic surgery…her make up and hair are the least of her worries.
SHE LOOKS FAT!!!
She looks beautiful. I love the makeup.
Butch!
FINALLY!! People can see her for the ugly, untalented piece of shit that she really is!!
I love Ashlee!! Jessica sucks!!
I'm glad Fergie took out that stupid eyebrow piercing. Oh, it's not her? Whoa!
she is prettier than most girls, leave her alone, get real, you know she is hotttt
She was a lot better looking when she was younger. She's hasn't been looking as good lately.
Good make up! BUT its how you look first thing in the morn. Sorry Whitties ( KH is the exception) but olive/lt browns, or anyone with natty dark eye lashes,
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the shirt smushes her boobs and makes her arms look fat…her hair looks crunchy from too much hairspray…but her makeup is superb, especially her eye makeup.
Man she looks chubby. Please tell me she is not pregnant with Tony Romo's child!!!
Sister would be pissed. Daddy would be happy though.
Not that bad…..Come on perez, why do you give her such a bad rap?
she looks like shiz, but WHY would this offend me?