If You Are Easily Offended…
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The hair! The makeup!
Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
No Tony Romo in sight!

[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm




I like her makeup but that top has got to go
go to sweetkisses . net to see better pictures… she's looked worse but here she looks beaustiful with poor posture… and slightly dazed lol
Lay off it PEREZ
How much did she get paid for that? She probably didn't want to share her appearance fee with Tony.
um…what is that dress?
Perez is still bitter over the whole John Mayer thing. John chose to go home with Jessica and NOT HIM! She so desperate and fat. She sold 2 million albums back when she was thin.
I think she looks gorgeous! Like a young Raquel Welch…
omg, give her a fukkin break. although the dress is hideous.
hurry up and post something new.
i never noticed how big her ears are..i still like her though
Mess!
Makeup is nice, hair and dress bad
Does she have her hair in a french braid? Doesn't it kind of look like that? It looks messy; that's for sure. I cannot even comment on that dress. I thought she was Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks when at first glance.
she looks fine, she just needs to ALWAYS smile in photos…. But say what you want about her…. you have to RESPECT someone in Hollywood who hasn't gotten a nose job.
Come on Perez it's all about self improvement
Bet she's trying to get knocked up so she can get married, too!!
I thought it was Raquel Welch.
I like her eye makeup. It is super pretty.
The dress is ugly. Her makeup is hot!
i love her make up what are you talking about look at you perez what the hell!!
How is this such a disaster? I hate how biased your opinions can be, you victimize everyone. Yet I still frequent this site for the occasional interesting article, I hate how your opinions dont mean shit even though you think they do. Im all for freedom of speech but seriously its pissing me off.
anna nicole lives!
hahah her eye makeup is gorgeous, perfect color for her eyes and pastels are very great right now…although the rest :O
she almost look good
She looks like Faith Hill.
she's cute… why should people be offended by the pic ?!?!
Perez, you're so wrong on this one. She looks beautiful.
i think she looks pretty
ACTUALLY. She looks hotter than usual. Because USUALLY she's a dog.
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH.
C'MON PARIS, YOU CAN DO BETTER!!
Beautiful eyes, skin and hair……the dress is not flattering at all.
Cute, not bad but not spectacular I give her an 8 out of ten here.
Don't be such a douche perez.
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LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH DENISE RICHARDS….SHE'S GOT THE 80'S HOOKER THING GOING ON…………………..
asymmetry always looks bad, especially on a tranny!
i honestly think she looks really cute.
I think she's going for a Britney Spears look here.
The hair and make up are ok. . . it's that dress that's unflattering.
makeup's good dress is not
She looks gorgeous.
I like her makeup.
is it me or is she starting to join the fatty club
Them titties are never wrong! she's hot, like Corky.
PEREZ HILTON DRESSES WORSE THAN THIS GIRL
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She is beautiful!!!
actually i think the makeup is really cute pretty if you will i have seen worse makeup on her than that
the dress needs to go but i think her hair and makeup look pretty!
Why do so many losers keep posting their "first" when they're 38th or 52nd in line? Go get a life jess…btw, r u an obese, teenage woman?
Re: jess – get your fat ass of the couch and lose some weight jess!! retard!!!
i think she looks great
SHE LOOKS LIKE NATALIE MAYNES OR MAINES FROM THE DIXIE TRICKS!!!
I see nothing wrong in this pic: Jessica looks just fine to me!
Not great, but not awful..
her boobs look mis-shapen! lol
i actually think she looks good.
Ugly dress and bad hair, but her face looks better than usual.
the look is a bit reminiscent of Britney Spears
Sorry Man but the bitch is Smokin HOTT!!!!!!
Sorry Man,
But the bitch is SMOKIN' HOTTT!!
but why was this put under "If you are easily offended"? I don't see anything that offensive..
Make-up looks great. Love the smoky eye's.
Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!
Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!
Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!
she looks like shes slowly turning into britney spears! body, makeup, style…
What trailer park did she crawl out of…
Not her best look but even pretty girls can have an off day.
i tink she luks okay….:o … i cant see wats rong???
and y does everyone write "first" in their comment… even wen der not 1st??? weird
Aww she doesn't look THAT bad!!
A friend told me to go on this site coz it was rediculous, and it is! Who the F@#$ is this guy Perez, and who was dumb enough to make him famous! hahaha, ppl like U Perez, remind the rest of the world, how stupid and shallow some of you celebs really are! Your famous for no reason, at least Denise Richards makes decent movies! Crawl back into the hole you came from!
not that bad…
just bad clothes
She took so many gorgeous pictures at the Palms Place Hotel, and of course you post one picture that looks not as great…
She looks fine…. I'd still hit it!
That's bad? Fuck me - you wanna see some of the sights where I live!
Can't you get pics of something really fug anymore? Where's the cellulite, spiders legs protruding from bikinis, Sienna Millers hairy lip - do we really have to settle for a dress that makes your boobs look too big (when did that become such a bad thing?)
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obama= 57 states..2 pastorz that are fucking idiots.
lay off…she's not my fav but you're being a dick and being snide…she's allowed to feel sad and not be 100%…she may have actually loved him perez…surely we all can respect that…
I don't see anything wrong with this picture. She looks perfectly fine.
She looks like she is thirsty for some vaginal juice, and some kind lady ought to oblige her!
She looks beautiful as always (:
She is still pretty…love the hair and makeup. I do think she needs a new stylist with her clothes. That dress is awful. If you see other pictures of the dress at sweetkisses she looks tiny. It is just not flattering on her.
By the way, Tony Romo is doing football things right now with the Cowboys. It was on the news here in Dallas tonight. I don't know if they are together or not, but he is BUSY with his career which is FOOTBALL…not Vegas.
I don't see why you show such hate for Jessica. I think you are jealous that John Mayer was with HER for so long. Hmm…
Jessica deserves not finding love. She's an effing idiot. I'm so happy Nick left her sorry ass. I hope Tony does the same.
Sorry, Pez, she looks fine
I think she looks pretty
i think she looks nice
just dont like the dress
she looks like one of the dixie chicks
get over yourself she looks great.
All wrong? No, not at all.
dress is just all wrong on her-it looks like the boobs are too low on the dress style and she is forcing hers into it. almost like a bondage dress
I'd hit that so hard…
She looks like Hilary Duff after she had kids and went to rehab
Oh come on, she is beutiful!
Wow too bad she has the arm/ham thing happening. Not a flattering dress. She covered her best asset and then shows the flab on the upper arm. Too bad she is a really pretty girl.
I don't much like her but you've got it all wrong this time. She looks quite good.
I think she looks gorgeous, what are you talking about?? The picture is a little odd, but she looks great!
C'mon people! She is gorgeous!
I think she looks good
I don't think she looks half bad.
And football season will be starting before you know it. He is an NFL player and they do have things like training camp.
I think she looks pretty…I would be happy to look like that.
dumb dumb dumb dumb dummmmmmmbbbbbb …..is this bint still around? Old Herky Jerky working 9 til 5? what an embarrassment. I'm surprised she can even show her 80s hooker face …….. talentless hose.