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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The hair! The makeup!

Jessica Simpson gets it all wrong at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

No Tony Romo in sight!

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[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]

677 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. Amy says – reply to this


    501

    I like her makeup but that top has got to go :(

  2. mej says – reply to this


    502

    go to sweetkisses . net to see better pictures… she's looked worse but here she looks beaustiful with poor posture… and slightly dazed lol
    Lay off it PEREZ

  3. $ says – reply to this


    503

    How much did she get paid for that? She probably didn't want to share her appearance fee with Tony.

  4. alex says – reply to this


    504

    um…what is that dress?

  5. diet says – reply to this


    505

    Perez is still bitter over the whole John Mayer thing. John chose to go home with Jessica and NOT HIM! She so desperate and fat. She sold 2 million albums back when she was thin.

  6. Heathe says – reply to this


    506

    I think she looks gorgeous! Like a young Raquel Welch…

  7. Daniel says – reply to this


    507

    omg, give her a fukkin break. although the dress is hideous.

  8. bored says – reply to this


    508

    hurry up and post something new.

  9. CzNano says – reply to this


    509

    i never noticed how big her ears are..i still like her though



  10. 510

    Mess!

  11. serei says – reply to this


    511

    Makeup is nice, hair and dress bad

  12. AMO says – reply to this


    512

    Does she have her hair in a french braid? Doesn't it kind of look like that? It looks messy; that's for sure. I cannot even comment on that dress. I thought she was Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks when at first glance.

  13. you kn says – reply to this


    513

    she looks fine, she just needs to ALWAYS smile in photos…. But say what you want about her…. you have to RESPECT someone in Hollywood who hasn't gotten a nose job.

    Come on Perez it's all about self improvement :)

  14. Andrea says – reply to this


    514

    Bet she's trying to get knocked up so she can get married, too!!

  15. surly says – reply to this


    515

    I thought it was Raquel Welch.

  16. poo says – reply to this


    516

    I like her eye makeup. It is super pretty.

  17. Niki says – reply to this


    517

    The dress is ugly. Her makeup is hot!

  18. shelbi says – reply to this


    518

    i love her make up what are you talking about look at you perez what the hell!!

  19. Blahhh says – reply to this


    519

    How is this such a disaster? I hate how biased your opinions can be, you victimize everyone. Yet I still frequent this site for the occasional interesting article, I hate how your opinions dont mean shit even though you think they do. Im all for freedom of speech but seriously its pissing me off.

  20. whatev says – reply to this


    520

    anna nicole lives!

  21. Leigh says – reply to this


    521

    hahah her eye makeup is gorgeous, perfect color for her eyes and pastels are very great right now…although the rest :O

  22. london says – reply to this


    522

    she almost look good

  23. angie says – reply to this


    523

    She looks like Faith Hill.

  24. freaki says – reply to this


    524

    she's cute… why should people be offended by the pic ?!?!

  25. Veruca says – reply to this


    525

    Perez, you're so wrong on this one. She looks beautiful.

  26. sam says – reply to this


    526

    i think she looks pretty

  27. ceej says – reply to this


    527

    ACTUALLY. She looks hotter than usual. Because USUALLY she's a dog.

  28. ??? says – reply to this


    528

    IS THAT ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH.
    C'MON PARIS, YOU CAN DO BETTER!!

  29. cake says – reply to this


    529

    Beautiful eyes, skin and hair……the dress is not flattering at all.

  30. sourdo says – reply to this


    530

    Cute, not bad but not spectacular I give her an 8 out of ten here.

    Don't be such a douche perez.

  31. Get Ov says – reply to this


    531

    I

  32. Brenda says – reply to this


    532

    LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH DENISE RICHARDS….SHE'S GOT THE 80'S HOOKER THING GOING ON…………………..

  33. jenbun says – reply to this


    533

    asymmetry always looks bad, especially on a tranny!



  34. 534

    i honestly think she looks really cute.

  35. jkl says – reply to this


    535

    I think she's going for a Britney Spears look here.

  36. dutch says – reply to this


    536

    The hair and make up are ok. . . it's that dress that's unflattering.

  37. ely says – reply to this


    537

    makeup's good dress is not

  38. Ayden says – reply to this


    538

    She looks gorgeous.

  39. Eileen says – reply to this


    539

    I like her makeup.

  40. skine says – reply to this


    540

    is it me or is she starting to join the fatty club

  41. Boobie says – reply to this


    541

    Them titties are never wrong! she's hot, like Corky.

  42. HATE P says – reply to this


    542

    PEREZ HILTON DRESSES WORSE THAN THIS GIRL

  43. blobb says – reply to this


    543

    ickkk

  44. Dana says – reply to this


    544

    She is beautiful!!!

  45. Lorela says – reply to this


    545

    actually i think the makeup is really cute pretty if you will i have seen worse makeup on her than that

  46. eva cl says – reply to this


    546

    the dress needs to go but i think her hair and makeup look pretty!

  47. deidre says – reply to this


    547

    Why do so many losers keep posting their "first" when they're 38th or 52nd in line? Go get a life jess…btw, r u an obese, teenage woman?

  48. deirdr says – reply to this


    548

    Re: jess – get your fat ass of the couch and lose some weight jess!! retard!!!

  49. Daniel says – reply to this


    549

    i think she looks great

  50. CHARIS says – reply to this


    550

    SHE LOOKS LIKE NATALIE MAYNES OR MAINES FROM THE DIXIE TRICKS!!!

  51. I.Z. says – reply to this


    551

    I see nothing wrong in this pic: Jessica looks just fine to me!

  52. Snoodl says – reply to this


    552

    Not great, but not awful..

  53. sarah says – reply to this


    553

    her boobs look mis-shapen! lol

  54. Rebecc says – reply to this


    554

    i actually think she looks good.



  55. 555

    Ugly dress and bad hair, but her face looks better than usual.

  56. sam says – reply to this


    556

    the look is a bit reminiscent of Britney Spears

  57. Chidra says – reply to this


    557

    Sorry Man but the bitch is Smokin HOTT!!!!!!

  58. ChiGuy says – reply to this


    558

    Sorry Man,

    But the bitch is SMOKIN' HOTTT!!

  59. eileen says – reply to this


    559

    but why was this put under "If you are easily offended"? I don't see anything that offensive..

  60. Tanya says – reply to this


    560

    Make-up looks great. Love the smoky eye's.

  61. lolly says – reply to this


    561

    Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!

  62. lolly says – reply to this


    562

    Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!

  63. lolly says – reply to this


    563

    Don't like the outfit so much, not the best thing i've seen on her, but I love lurv LOVE the eye makeup!! hot!

  64. katy says – reply to this


    564

    she looks like shes slowly turning into britney spears! body, makeup, style…

  65. heathe says – reply to this


    565

    What trailer park did she crawl out of…

  66. Alexis says – reply to this


    566

    Not her best look but even pretty girls can have an off day.

  67. lynz says – reply to this


    567

    i tink she luks okay….:o … i cant see wats rong???

  68. lynsey says – reply to this


    568

    and y does everyone write "first" in their comment… even wen der not 1st??? weird

  69. Britt says – reply to this


    569

    Aww she doesn't look THAT bad!!

  70. NZ Lau says – reply to this


    570

    A friend told me to go on this site coz it was rediculous, and it is! Who the F@#$ is this guy Perez, and who was dumb enough to make him famous! hahaha, ppl like U Perez, remind the rest of the world, how stupid and shallow some of you celebs really are! Your famous for no reason, at least Denise Richards makes decent movies! Crawl back into the hole you came from!

  71. staci says – reply to this


    571

    not that bad…
    just bad clothes

  72. J says – reply to this


    572

    She took so many gorgeous pictures at the Palms Place Hotel, and of course you post one picture that looks not as great…

  73. squish says – reply to this


    573

    She looks fine…. I'd still hit it!

  74. bigboo says – reply to this


    574

    That's bad? Fuck me - you wanna see some of the sights where I live!

  75. bigboo says – reply to this


    575

    Can't you get pics of something really fug anymore? Where's the cellulite, spiders legs protruding from bikinis, Sienna Millers hairy lip - do we really have to settle for a dress that makes your boobs look too big (when did that become such a bad thing?)

  76. {kHk/b says – reply to this


    576

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    America don't need a foreigner with purple lipz/dick 4/prezident
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    it ain't over till the skinny bitch singzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    hillary= 5.6 trillion surplus
    obama= 57 states..2 pastorz that are fucking idiots.

  77. shaza says – reply to this


    577

    lay off…she's not my fav but you're being a dick and being snide…she's allowed to feel sad and not be 100%…she may have actually loved him perez…surely we all can respect that…

  78. JM says – reply to this


    578

    I don't see anything wrong with this picture. She looks perfectly fine.

  79. piazza says – reply to this


    579

    She looks like she is thirsty for some vaginal juice, and some kind lady ought to oblige her!

  80. Marisa says – reply to this


    580

    She looks beautiful as always (:

  81. TXswee says – reply to this


    581

    She is still pretty…love the hair and makeup. I do think she needs a new stylist with her clothes. That dress is awful. If you see other pictures of the dress at sweetkisses she looks tiny. It is just not flattering on her.

    By the way, Tony Romo is doing football things right now with the Cowboys. It was on the news here in Dallas tonight. I don't know if they are together or not, but he is BUSY with his career which is FOOTBALL…not Vegas.

    I don't see why you show such hate for Jessica. I think you are jealous that John Mayer was with HER for so long. Hmm…

  82. Alexis says – reply to this


    582

    Jessica deserves not finding love. She's an effing idiot. I'm so happy Nick left her sorry ass. I hope Tony does the same.

  83. lilly says – reply to this


    583

    Sorry, Pez, she looks fine

  84. bonita says – reply to this


    584

    I think she looks pretty

  85. jo jo says – reply to this


    585

    i think she looks nice
    just dont like the dress

  86. meow says – reply to this


    586

    she looks like one of the dixie chicks

  87. Kim says – reply to this


    587

    get over yourself she looks great.

  88. #∞ says – reply to this


    588

    All wrong? No, not at all.

  89. ceecee says – reply to this


    589

    dress is just all wrong on her-it looks like the boobs are too low on the dress style and she is forcing hers into it. almost like a bondage dress

  90. Gaping says – reply to this


    590

    I'd hit that so hard…

  91. Anika says – reply to this


    591

    She looks like Hilary Duff after she had kids and went to rehab

  92. Trudy says – reply to this


    592

    Oh come on, she is beutiful!

  93. CORN says – reply to this


    593

    Wow too bad she has the arm/ham thing happening. Not a flattering dress. She covered her best asset and then shows the flab on the upper arm. Too bad she is a really pretty girl.

  94. lil' says – reply to this


    594

    I don't much like her but you've got it all wrong this time. She looks quite good.

  95. Gianna says – reply to this


    595

    I think she looks gorgeous, what are you talking about?? The picture is a little odd, but she looks great!

  96. itgirl says – reply to this


    596

    C'mon people! She is gorgeous!

  97. Jofi says – reply to this


    597

    I think she looks good

  98. Jessic says – reply to this


    598

    I don't think she looks half bad.

    And football season will be starting before you know it. He is an NFL player and they do have things like training camp.

  99. Kathle says – reply to this


    599

    I think she looks pretty…I would be happy to look like that.

  100. Kandyk says – reply to this


    600

    dumb dumb dumb dumb dummmmmmmbbbbbb …..is this bint still around? Old Herky Jerky working 9 til 5? what an embarrassment. I'm surprised she can even show her 80s hooker face …….. talentless hose.

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