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Filed under: Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Fill In The Blank > Sin CityAshWentzday at the opening of the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night.
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "_______________."
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN.]
Posted: June 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm
He's probably thinking, "What the hell was I thinking…?"
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I AM PRETTIER THAN YOU ARE YOU SKANK ASS WHORE
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He is thinking: "Why did I have to knock up the first girl I dipped my stick in? At least she has money!"
OMG is it tooo late for a unulment.
what the hell did i get myself into.
wait, how many months until we get divorced?
"payday"
He looks very happy. I think they make a great couple.
but the sex is great??
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GOD I HOPE THIS UGLY BITCH BUTT FUCKS ME WITH THE BLACK STRAP ON WHEN WE GET HOME!!!
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"gimme back my hair straighteners, bitch!"
i wish we'd used a condom
He is saying "Please don't spend any money, it is mine…not yours! You haven't made a dime in your LIFE!"
I hope he had a prenup.
Her nose+her chin+my big ass head and teeth= one ugly ass baby!
"That is the last time I drink, ever! I wonder if I push…"her" down the stairs…"
"shit, i got HER pregnant"
he's thinking… "what the hell did I do in a past life to deserve this?"
"That dress is fugly, wifey. As Mrs. Wentz, we need to work on that!"
oh god im a man and im shorter then my gal
'what make-up are you wearing ?'
Pete: Nice dress, fatty.
…damn I'm hot….(because they look alike!)
i liked the "damn that three yrs. old trojan!" comment. lol!
I married Mrs.Brady!
"I should probably get her a hamburger"
damn, our fucking baby is gonna be HIDEOUS.
I should have pulled out!!
"I can't believe I married a piece of plastic!"
"my hair is prettier than your hair."
I wish she could sing
she looks so better with my dick in her mouth
He's thinking… "what have i done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
her hair is horrible and he has too much makeup
Must….resist….puking…
FUCK! Why didn't I pull out!
Why didn't I wear a condom?
i wonder if our child will pop out wearing eyeliner
Damn, how tall is he?!
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WHEN I FUCK YOUR ASS I PRETEND YOUR A MAN
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He is thinking, "Is that my lipstick you are wearing?"
She's so ugly; he's such a queer. They deserve each other.
Fuck….what have I done??
$$$$$
"i think u need another nose job sweety"
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "jackpot."
"MAN your dress is ugly. Did you steal my eyeliner?"
he's thinking, "Jesus Christ, i hope the baby doesnt have your REAL nose"
"why do we suddenly look like we're 40?"
Note to self……NO MORE PICS STANDING NEXT TO THIS TALL PERSON.
I cant believe she sucked all 19 of those black cocks!!!! She such a dirty little WHORE AND CUM DUMPSTER
"MEAL TICKET!"..
Apart..no one would give them a second look.
I watch..because they're so laughable..the whole Simpson family is.
But the fact is..they're ALL nobodys.
he's thinking about what a horrible makeup job she has.
note..he's really looking at her nose…
thinking..
why'd i marry this fake bitch?
he's thinking : 'grams ? is that you ?'
damn ash, I wish you were a man.
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Oh, fuck! What'd I do?!?!
why the fuck did i knock her up so fast???!!!
he is thinking. . . I love u but. . . what the fuck happened?
I want Jessica Simpson heels to get taller
I want a nose like yours
I love being Papa Joe's little bitch.
what are you wearing?
"I so wear eye makeup better than she does."
damn, what ive done to deserve this?
"she ain't gonna look like that much longer…. fuck"
"Are you wearing my eyeliner and did you use my flat iron?"
"You love me now but you'll hate my guts when I come out of the closet in a few years!".
will are baby have her old nose or the new one?
your make up looks better than mine today, betch!
Hahaha! His outfit is so ugly. Ashlee thinks her ugly man is gold. LOL! Pete thinks his lame wife is cool. They deserve each other.
Our plan to have a reality show better work out
"god this tranny looks a lot like asslee."
What the fuck have I gotten myself into
…I wish I could pull off the "smokey eye" look as well as you…
"OMG I've just married the school librarian!"
is this cover up really gonna work? i like dudes!
He's considering the several suicide options that he has seeing that he tried to kill himself in the past.
WTF are you wearing — and how is it even possible that your hair looks worse than mine?!
dammit he is prettier than me!!!
He's thinking he can't beleive he got this chick knocked up and ruined his life.
I wish she didn't wear heels tonight!
those mofos look creepy as hell
He's thinking "Why did I marry her?"
"…i wish you were a boy"
perez must be a bit jealous, He must of wanted to marry pete? … they make a cute couple, Im sure hes thinking "my life is amazing" or something of that nature.
either
"damn i wish i was taller"
"i m gonna kill that bitch for finishing my guyliner"
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"damn that blow job last night was fantastic."
" OMG, what kind of nose her baby will have ?"
What the fuck is she wearing??
"I love it when your dad videotapes us humping". "especially when he tugs on my nuts and fingers your butt, you really go nuts when he does that" "I love being in this family"! "when do we get to bang your sister again"?
… is it too late to get this marriage annuled
get outta my life
and thinking … You should've gotten a boobjob with that nose job
I need some cock.
Why didn't I wear a condom?
Aww. I love proud and out lesbian couples like this.
Did you remember to turn off the flat iron….
Dam she is so hot!
Wish you were shorter
Gosh, I wish he was a guy….
WOW I SING SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
Pete Wentz is looking into Ashlee Simpson's eyes and thinking "Chewy, that was one nice nose job."